hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory771Please respect copyright.PENANAm2q5HDSU2M
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 771Please respect copyright.PENANA6syazufigR
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.771Please respect copyright.PENANAksUrq3y0r9
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?771Please respect copyright.PENANAqi0rzT3BsG
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.771Please respect copyright.PENANA6pIrvBFaXw
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.771Please respect copyright.PENANANByfL4mJ7l
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.771Please respect copyright.PENANARBY3huje75
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.771Please respect copyright.PENANA7LKOflhETc
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?771Please respect copyright.PENANAEzK0mwphvc
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.771Please respect copyright.PENANA7KNX6EXrmb
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.771Please respect copyright.PENANAUJdlXr0TmE
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.771Please respect copyright.PENANA3lbl01A8zJ
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 771Please respect copyright.PENANAd13WZAWNon
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.771Please respect copyright.PENANAW382T6KL2G
girl bestie? - coco <3771Please respect copyright.PENANANM44V2nZF4
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.771Please respect copyright.PENANAwGR3T6sB4B
age? - seven years old.771Please respect copyright.PENANAO16a3boB4p
last person i texted? - idfk.771Please respect copyright.PENANAzE0sliXVDI
last person i called? - probably my little brother.771Please respect copyright.PENANAzCnTKUcY3e
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?771Please respect copyright.PENANAYVMejoxIO6
random fact? - i like food.771Please respect copyright.PENANABeE5GAB7Sv
single or taken? - big, fat taken.771Please respect copyright.PENANATeUPKdoS2y
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.771Please respect copyright.PENANARM7AUXHRTb
first kiss? - bitch wtf?771Please respect copyright.PENANAyCPX8zvZSx
ever smoked? - nope.771Please respect copyright.PENANAP1jCV6n18k
ever done drugs? - nope~771Please respect copyright.PENANAwG2dIr1RXi
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.771Please respect copyright.PENANALn86QbfsR2
longest relationship? - five and a half months.771Please respect copyright.PENANAIWJ7TYwq5Z
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.771Please respect copyright.PENANAeeT133mhYf
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.771Please respect copyright.PENANAyrdmOlGVhg
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.771Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5JrtFPloB
obsession? - kpop.771Please respect copyright.PENANAMnDjboriEM
do you give second chances? - that depends.771Please respect copyright.PENANAMJ8nSndFaP
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?771Please respect copyright.PENANABajj3LJoxT
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.771Please respect copyright.PENANARYyZO7rmI6
day or night? - idk.771Please respect copyright.PENANAZkEfuRftv1
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.771Please respect copyright.PENANA0tm0HEfpJB
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.771Please respect copyright.PENANAVO8LtoiFCY
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.771Please respect copyright.PENANAKqyJHsbfh8
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.771Please respect copyright.PENANAwxuXKzH63y
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.771Please respect copyright.PENANArxqACTs1NA
favourite movie(s)? - idk.771Please respect copyright.PENANAO9EC6K9gAU
current mood? - bored and tired.771Please respect copyright.PENANAro0lh6EJPq
jealous of? - a lot of things.771Please respect copyright.PENANAyQzAdnMbPb
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.771Please respect copyright.PENANAIJST850oSB
pets? - two dogs.771Please respect copyright.PENANACvBKgDWlu4
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.771Please respect copyright.PENANA0qd5i5dm9y
favourite number? - seven.771Please respect copyright.PENANAqqzHeOstA8
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.771Please respect copyright.PENANATAK0IiMogG
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.771Please respect copyright.PENANAERdEhaQhsp
afraid of the dark? - yes.771Please respect copyright.PENANAeecWJeFKeK
one wish? - to be happy for real.771Please respect copyright.PENANA8D2ffIhtm4
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?771Please respect copyright.PENANAk5c5Y0JeJt
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.771Please respect copyright.PENANAb1EKoGLlXd
age? - i'm still seven years old.771Please respect copyright.PENANAK7cK8Ig399
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.771Please respect copyright.PENANAUKJtXlguZg
something you hate about yourself? - my body.771Please respect copyright.PENANAItzneG6A84
something you like about yourself? - idk.771Please respect copyright.PENANAsXpuUjOeAu
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.771Please respect copyright.PENANAemO5YiFf5K
favourite band? - bts.771Please respect copyright.PENANAcISAPtwrPw
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!771Please respect copyright.PENANATOYl8ASz4G
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.771Please respect copyright.PENANAGyOSfz6nF6
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.771Please respect copyright.PENANAY9OSYMyJPn
girl crush? - emmi.771Please respect copyright.PENANABM21EttwTR
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.771Please respect copyright.PENANAyz0tw0nWhK
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^771Please respect copyright.PENANAWWRW9Lp6Tv
talents? - singing.771Please respect copyright.PENANAx7XHeb11p7
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.771Please respect copyright.PENANAeddX3cW2hy
someone i love? - emmi.771Please respect copyright.PENANAD0QEKLHbRJ
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.771Please respect copyright.PENANArsxoDLLT0t
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.771Please respect copyright.PENANA5oEOwDgvlG
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.771Please respect copyright.PENANAqEKbMt3qhr
favourite animal? - dogs.771Please respect copyright.PENANA7fevC0U3JY
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 771Please respect copyright.PENANA0oBbwmkoX8
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.771Please respect copyright.PENANAIHQBojkFFp
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.771Please respect copyright.PENANAouVmbv4bJg
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.771Please respect copyright.PENANA46vWg8GdvN
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.771Please respect copyright.PENANALN402mr8e9
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 771Please respect copyright.PENANAng6mNGFRDQ
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.771Please respect copyright.PENANAvPzOMLqA0c
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.771Please respect copyright.PENANAIGuAQ5WR1q
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.771Please respect copyright.PENANAe3zsU6yoqh
country? - i don't live on earth. 771Please respect copyright.PENANAp9QEWyvZp6
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.771Please respect copyright.PENANAmaCaK3fCTy
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.771Please respect copyright.PENANA7HbIzwWJna
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.771Please respect copyright.PENANALRXMflfxeB
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.771Please respect copyright.PENANAFtSw0RpOQJ
country with your favourite accent? - australia.771Please respect copyright.PENANAJsUPEfJWoC
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.771Please respect copyright.PENANA6Q7DXa9kSA
dog or cat person? - both.771Please respect copyright.PENANAlXiHhDresC
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.771Please respect copyright.PENANA4BdQnFAY0Q
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.771Please respect copyright.PENANA1fHyKMo7FT
do you belive in God? - idk.771Please respect copyright.PENANA9WFcOX1mcV
single or taken? - taken.771Please respect copyright.PENANAUEMJqQwqP2
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*771Please respect copyright.PENANAZyzEHsF9d5
birthday year? - 1930.771Please respect copyright.PENANA4C8YioD2WD
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.771Please respect copyright.PENANAmcYM5tELHo
age? - what's that?771Please respect copyright.PENANAc2GSo1xPgs
enthinicity? - african american.771Please respect copyright.PENANAdKbBvBkHmY
tea or coffee? - neither.771Please respect copyright.PENANAqDuUHrWkW8
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.771Please respect copyright.PENANAiCkfoF6vHg
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*771Please respect copyright.PENANAcJfmU4B6Dv
favourite food? - ice cream.771Please respect copyright.PENANAtHO8MNe8s0
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 771Please respect copyright.PENANAbU0fx71l4r
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.771Please respect copyright.PENANAHjE56ohdkt
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.771Please respect copyright.PENANAND19aMKtVa
favourite soda? - sprite.771Please respect copyright.PENANASAbfyWKPac
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.771Please respect copyright.PENANAoC2WFiaPyX
can you swim? - yes, wtf?771Please respect copyright.PENANAj76Ip8Vfmh
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.771Please respect copyright.PENANAMe9LjIoo9J
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.771Please respect copyright.PENANA2I1rFb29KY
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.771Please respect copyright.PENANAXI1JFnr70p
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.771Please respect copyright.PENANABiHWGBf8ap
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*771Please respect copyright.PENANA1rByQ6re89
apple or andriod? - apple.771Please respect copyright.PENANABrTaZI4tE3
best dessert? - mochi.771Please respect copyright.PENANAizEWKOmUR7
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have you ever:771Please respect copyright.PENANAqOFNPfRZJv
1. skipped class? - yes.771Please respect copyright.PENANAFhFWt8Aq9b
2. done drugs? - no.771Please respect copyright.PENANAVirB8rjWAG
3. self-harmed? - yes.771Please respect copyright.PENANA1pF1AaiA3e
4. drank? - no.771Please respect copyright.PENANAfBYkUgmxPB
5. shoplifted? - yes.771Please respect copyright.PENANAMeUXDrgrpF
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.771Please respect copyright.PENANA7IRQXPoomV
7. broken up with someone? - yes.771Please respect copyright.PENANAZwo1cXzhGK
what's your favourite:771Please respect copyright.PENANAOHIjvKRKWI
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.771Please respect copyright.PENANA8EKOTtt6gi
9. movie? - break the silence.771Please respect copyright.PENANAJYBf6qM1MU
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.771Please respect copyright.PENANAr00RGL5aCl
11. artist? - bts.771Please respect copyright.PENANAigwuBqmfKZ
12. singer or band? - bts.771Please respect copyright.PENANA2jtbnz0Vnq
13. memory? - idk.771Please respect copyright.PENANAeRkip5fqlC
14. book? - the cruel prince.771Please respect copyright.PENANAVsNmDA8HXV
this or that:771Please respect copyright.PENANAzaUuRlte8V
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.771Please respect copyright.PENANA16MDMDp5QS
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.771Please respect copyright.PENANAVX8eZCw8rE
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.771Please respect copyright.PENANA2pOf4A92O2
18. movies or books? - idk.771Please respect copyright.PENANA8lAtVgWrKr
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.771Please respect copyright.PENANAYTa8ZfZ1zG
20. blind of deaf? - blind.771Please respect copyright.PENANAHD4YxhiwJC
21. tea or coffee? - neither.771Please respect copyright.PENANAil4Xt31Ghu
what's your:771Please respect copyright.PENANARMkHw1qrGI
22. age? - ninety-one.771Please respect copyright.PENANA2x33qzczqp
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.771Please respect copyright.PENANAUHSehoiLmC
24. height? - 4'11.771Please respect copyright.PENANARlYnH34BJS
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.771Please respect copyright.PENANAbalo5buHho
26. shoe size? - seven.771Please respect copyright.PENANA0u5Z9sMHvt
27. religion? - i'm not religious.771Please respect copyright.PENANAR5OWCeIdjb
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.771Please respect copyright.PENANA5sAjg71XcD
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...771Please respect copyright.PENANAb9xTydOPBG
30. second chances? - it depends.771Please respect copyright.PENANAp6RkFoSs4p
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.771Please respect copyright.PENANAmWK5EYvO1n
32. abortion? - ew.771Please respect copyright.PENANAMJ8AxsxoXn
33. a death penalty? - ew.771Please respect copyright.PENANA4sDY0b9ter
34. marijuana? - i likes that.771Please respect copyright.PENANADr35zLifbV
35. love? - what's love?771Please respect copyright.PENANAPOxcvcB6B3
do you:771Please respect copyright.PENANAHBor64Byvc
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.771Please respect copyright.PENANAsZq7CyVu76
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3771Please respect copyright.PENANA7loePdMg5Y


