
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory484Please respect copyright.PENANA7MZCJjHENG
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 484Please respect copyright.PENANALCsdnbv3E8
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.484Please respect copyright.PENANAoDijoBI8VX
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?484Please respect copyright.PENANAFA2BzSQZS7
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.484Please respect copyright.PENANA5psiDUdDDp
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.484Please respect copyright.PENANAExKHJiac65
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.484Please respect copyright.PENANAGv6hKCPiro
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.484Please respect copyright.PENANAFiOWZOeNx3
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?484Please respect copyright.PENANAjATUFeU3Av
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.484Please respect copyright.PENANAbUd8CVcasb
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.484Please respect copyright.PENANA2Uapk3i95Q
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.484Please respect copyright.PENANA0EzrFt2ca1
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 484Please respect copyright.PENANAiOgljq811i
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.484Please respect copyright.PENANARiZnheie1J
girl bestie? - coco <3484Please respect copyright.PENANAVwz5tPppke
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.484Please respect copyright.PENANAPMZrlgSqCf
age? - seven years old.484Please respect copyright.PENANAosZqafA0Fc
last person i texted? - idfk.484Please respect copyright.PENANAjDkklz2hL3
last person i called? - probably my little brother.484Please respect copyright.PENANA1N5KA5H6ri
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?484Please respect copyright.PENANAOMByG9m64K
random fact? - i like food.484Please respect copyright.PENANAAaMB6f1LKM
single or taken? - big, fat taken.484Please respect copyright.PENANAUHJ7wQ65qx
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.484Please respect copyright.PENANAAS0W82Sjd5
first kiss? - bitch wtf?484Please respect copyright.PENANAf7E91ztojN
ever smoked? - nope.484Please respect copyright.PENANALkLw7jfI0g
ever done drugs? - nope~484Please respect copyright.PENANAvwQam45WNS
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.484Please respect copyright.PENANAOM5Q4BvB0u
longest relationship? - five and a half months.484Please respect copyright.PENANAmWiKbfgBeD
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.484Please respect copyright.PENANAfCBYFLqEKS
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.484Please respect copyright.PENANAl8JcALtKNQ
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.484Please respect copyright.PENANAnSiTwrjB4r
obsession? - kpop.484Please respect copyright.PENANAdBJjG6DJa8
do you give second chances? - that depends.484Please respect copyright.PENANACLEuG2fytF
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?484Please respect copyright.PENANAMeMERBs4rh
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.484Please respect copyright.PENANAg0LNkDUpdb
day or night? - idk.484Please respect copyright.PENANA2IyjTckuc3
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.484Please respect copyright.PENANAuq9Wt5MOKL
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.484Please respect copyright.PENANANIdUJEi2hv
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.484Please respect copyright.PENANAsbjz0lH3gd
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.484Please respect copyright.PENANAVbNoyVkQcS
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.484Please respect copyright.PENANATeHRk1GCo4
favourite movie(s)? - idk.484Please respect copyright.PENANAa5vr4uQjPs
current mood? - bored and tired.484Please respect copyright.PENANAG2sg9Fp64A
jealous of? - a lot of things.484Please respect copyright.PENANABKKmHIdrJm
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.484Please respect copyright.PENANAR2fSHhELw8
pets? - two dogs.484Please respect copyright.PENANAYcjehenPEE
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.484Please respect copyright.PENANAdnJzrUEfV2
favourite number? - seven.484Please respect copyright.PENANAblFRgYQYPS
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.484Please respect copyright.PENANAx0NdOrnwo4
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.484Please respect copyright.PENANA7WRwuz4zV5
afraid of the dark? - yes.484Please respect copyright.PENANAOXG7rgoEpn
one wish? - to be happy for real.484Please respect copyright.PENANAXWOso7bvbg
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?484Please respect copyright.PENANAAiFqqJx1mK
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.484Please respect copyright.PENANALqEuFFqdHQ
age? - i'm still seven years old.484Please respect copyright.PENANA3g2VbovU2q
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.484Please respect copyright.PENANAwQy7RAn2ZH
something you hate about yourself? - my body.484Please respect copyright.PENANAJGC0M0m9BS
something you like about yourself? - idk.484Please respect copyright.PENANAq7lZmc44dE
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.484Please respect copyright.PENANA264zsAZQxH
favourite band? - bts.484Please respect copyright.PENANAqPRF14BxvC
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!484Please respect copyright.PENANA5VI8BVb2ju
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.484Please respect copyright.PENANAGPoRseQASj
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.484Please respect copyright.PENANAbZ9eYH7IMk
girl crush? - emmi.484Please respect copyright.PENANAobgZHsD8bD
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.484Please respect copyright.PENANAh4ui3pK0FE
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^484Please respect copyright.PENANA3rc0nooydP
talents? - singing.484Please respect copyright.PENANADAnurTDL2S
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.484Please respect copyright.PENANA1sp7DQLTc7
someone i love? - emmi.484Please respect copyright.PENANA47hH9PySyb
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.484Please respect copyright.PENANAohrERqeRgM
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.484Please respect copyright.PENANA3LeeoPUwTc
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.484Please respect copyright.PENANAVH29HBu3lh
favourite animal? - dogs.484Please respect copyright.PENANAFqySiqbQ4w
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 484Please respect copyright.PENANAnozREcFS0w
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.484Please respect copyright.PENANAnxv1a7g4Cu
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.484Please respect copyright.PENANAvLUTNJePAQ
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.484Please respect copyright.PENANAw8NGZ95qUS
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.484Please respect copyright.PENANAwlAG1Fwo3D
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 484Please respect copyright.PENANAvRpXaHTUJc
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.484Please respect copyright.PENANAGpHdphoam5
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.484Please respect copyright.PENANAqx9dOCe3l7
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.484Please respect copyright.PENANA1QY3Uw70Zs
country? - i don't live on earth. 484Please respect copyright.PENANAjEOty50pg4
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.484Please respect copyright.PENANAk5qMxA0c4y
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.484Please respect copyright.PENANA0qrBtsbVL2
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.484Please respect copyright.PENANAXcj8XZnkXy
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.484Please respect copyright.PENANAd4lvE8iHv3
country with your favourite accent? - australia.484Please respect copyright.PENANA9HHyFka8sK
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.484Please respect copyright.PENANA5OTQoQ3EYO
dog or cat person? - both.484Please respect copyright.PENANAf3sxufQ4s1
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.484Please respect copyright.PENANAKxFrAe0hCi
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.484Please respect copyright.PENANAzAsq2fH6mf
do you belive in God? - idk.484Please respect copyright.PENANAnndaG6EWJ2
single or taken? - taken.484Please respect copyright.PENANA1c2nRnzvOn
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*484Please respect copyright.PENANAuVXd2tTwzc
birthday year? - 1930.484Please respect copyright.PENANArV7R5mbbjP
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.484Please respect copyright.PENANAVMvFgB89nF
age? - what's that?484Please respect copyright.PENANAkQeAM1zaiX
enthinicity? - african american.484Please respect copyright.PENANAXOM4Ss82lC
tea or coffee? - neither.484Please respect copyright.PENANALvBAguOo7E
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.484Please respect copyright.PENANAVz1hp0kWAE
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*484Please respect copyright.PENANAYsZPuHPP6m
favourite food? - ice cream.484Please respect copyright.PENANAzclUcXLhRX
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 484Please respect copyright.PENANAIacq2YKxoS
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.484Please respect copyright.PENANA0mGbVKuEIs
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.484Please respect copyright.PENANAvfi8MvcZgH
favourite soda? - sprite.484Please respect copyright.PENANAXA0HWawA49
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.484Please respect copyright.PENANAgz17CjCTfW
can you swim? - yes, wtf?484Please respect copyright.PENANAxjSAeisdk6
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.484Please respect copyright.PENANA3QDXv0QAVr
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.484Please respect copyright.PENANAsSiZyWD8qC
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.484Please respect copyright.PENANA94X8od04Rb
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.484Please respect copyright.PENANAPDxGGF5z9x
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*484Please respect copyright.PENANAqPfYKuEHvf
apple or andriod? - apple.484Please respect copyright.PENANA7qWdMGePWp
best dessert? - mochi.484Please respect copyright.PENANAILhERrEy0Z
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have you ever:484Please respect copyright.PENANA4vLP5Vg8lA
1. skipped class? - yes.484Please respect copyright.PENANAfw9WUT7W9t
2. done drugs? - no.484Please respect copyright.PENANAONHTBAMSmN
3. self-harmed? - yes.484Please respect copyright.PENANAGOE1DuHyW4
4. drank? - no.484Please respect copyright.PENANALG0clX4842
5. shoplifted? - yes.484Please respect copyright.PENANA8KgLFOySYu
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.484Please respect copyright.PENANAp0BaWOq0p4
7. broken up with someone? - yes.484Please respect copyright.PENANAfVvlunDcZ7
what's your favourite:484Please respect copyright.PENANAUhcHTYCW7U
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.484Please respect copyright.PENANAc4K18j2nfq
9. movie? - break the silence.484Please respect copyright.PENANAMfsFjvtYLZ
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.484Please respect copyright.PENANAfUd3RSJlUL
11. artist? - bts.484Please respect copyright.PENANA1Pj8v3AZOI
12. singer or band? - bts.484Please respect copyright.PENANAZTeHnx5saz
13. memory? - idk.484Please respect copyright.PENANAOLKv0axoV5
14. book? - the cruel prince.484Please respect copyright.PENANASCsoJiPumH
this or that:484Please respect copyright.PENANAnrM1EeYmWb
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.484Please respect copyright.PENANAQSTwHDh18h
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.484Please respect copyright.PENANAK4zY24sdvH
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.484Please respect copyright.PENANACQJgOzCy84
18. movies or books? - idk.484Please respect copyright.PENANAdfXvoayRzc
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.484Please respect copyright.PENANA7MMaxOQ2W8
20. blind of deaf? - blind.484Please respect copyright.PENANAuA4zEcXotZ
21. tea or coffee? - neither.484Please respect copyright.PENANAUYFpHqm21X
what's your:484Please respect copyright.PENANAFnLPU5thw2
22. age? - ninety-one.484Please respect copyright.PENANAPM3HenzxHB
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.484Please respect copyright.PENANABAEU1VAq1K
24. height? - 4'11.484Please respect copyright.PENANATJ5Iuf4sQa
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.484Please respect copyright.PENANAmhHkbBGx3P
26. shoe size? - seven.484Please respect copyright.PENANAcVcRoGVj0W
27. religion? - i'm not religious.484Please respect copyright.PENANApjLRF9VCrY
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.484Please respect copyright.PENANAtuMMm2oSfM
opinion on: 484Please respect copyright.PENANA8AKXdCV4JL
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...484Please respect copyright.PENANAL2jH36yhZI
30. second chances? - it depends.484Please respect copyright.PENANAFrWEDbl3Y4
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.484Please respect copyright.PENANArXgqdFIjA8
32. abortion? - ew.484Please respect copyright.PENANAPnxhprRosE
33. a death penalty? - ew.484Please respect copyright.PENANAmtypJIEMsU
34. marijuana? - i likes that.484Please respect copyright.PENANAXeEMHw4y4b
35. love? - what's love?484Please respect copyright.PENANAKUGqvEKpsl
do you:484Please respect copyright.PENANA17cUxXXAdB
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.484Please respect copyright.PENANA9sNU1C8TTi
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3484Please respect copyright.PENANAr61qt5lIX8