hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory271Please respect copyright.PENANAxqhBdkP6M0
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 271Please respect copyright.PENANAieXaSKMoMc
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.271Please respect copyright.PENANAusgah8TxSn
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?271Please respect copyright.PENANAjMWejtMzVE
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.271Please respect copyright.PENANAfRfs79D3fm
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.271Please respect copyright.PENANAlMDdFJaz3k
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.271Please respect copyright.PENANAON1kBvPfLY
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.271Please respect copyright.PENANAVtfsJP2jj9
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?271Please respect copyright.PENANARoBweOc3MH
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.271Please respect copyright.PENANAaDsBCPQhfa
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.271Please respect copyright.PENANArC3a9uNmZP
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.271Please respect copyright.PENANASvRqc7tpVl
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 271Please respect copyright.PENANAK3L4Wwb7M7
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.271Please respect copyright.PENANAWx8l2Chagr
girl bestie? - coco <3271Please respect copyright.PENANAYRgNcPPOuQ
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.271Please respect copyright.PENANAWAFtwfb4QD
age? - seven years old.271Please respect copyright.PENANA2Pi3zhqPQY
last person i texted? - idfk.271Please respect copyright.PENANA6i19r0KaeG
last person i called? - probably my little brother.271Please respect copyright.PENANALfOudu6Gqw
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?271Please respect copyright.PENANAAtRKoirvQP
random fact? - i like food.271Please respect copyright.PENANAR7jk5SrUlf
single or taken? - big, fat taken.271Please respect copyright.PENANAOD6TNERXYB
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.271Please respect copyright.PENANAIxy5NStNuc
first kiss? - bitch wtf?271Please respect copyright.PENANAptwFiP8XpX
ever smoked? - nope.271Please respect copyright.PENANAp3EcdM8Tr2
ever done drugs? - nope~271Please respect copyright.PENANAe3VsU3iBeE
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.271Please respect copyright.PENANAVW5nK2ezki
longest relationship? - five and a half months.271Please respect copyright.PENANADKjjBa1aGP
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.271Please respect copyright.PENANAmTim32gK5o
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.271Please respect copyright.PENANArQPgQ4QZcQ
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.271Please respect copyright.PENANAKHgg5wjvqW
obsession? - kpop.271Please respect copyright.PENANAFrWQRISNCe
do you give second chances? - that depends.271Please respect copyright.PENANAqIb4AXdJwC
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?271Please respect copyright.PENANAspettttgVB
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.271Please respect copyright.PENANAjRW4j4w4Zq
day or night? - idk.271Please respect copyright.PENANAjhlZ3cvXnl
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.271Please respect copyright.PENANAolbzeTgUOu
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.271Please respect copyright.PENANA5xdi7P8l1P
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.271Please respect copyright.PENANAY2P94hGALF
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.271Please respect copyright.PENANAzeb5Wv6vcq
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.271Please respect copyright.PENANAA76Lzlkmqr
favourite movie(s)? - idk.271Please respect copyright.PENANAseQPPNMHZL
current mood? - bored and tired.271Please respect copyright.PENANA9wrJuy3J0o
jealous of? - a lot of things.271Please respect copyright.PENANAeqfrh6FhWR
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.271Please respect copyright.PENANApO7qAAtRvO
pets? - two dogs.271Please respect copyright.PENANA8hhQaJ0fuZ
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.271Please respect copyright.PENANA6HMPjjoye3
favourite number? - seven.271Please respect copyright.PENANAc8TPtaUAFz
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.271Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ier6gtB9m
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.271Please respect copyright.PENANAFvZDhVdarM
afraid of the dark? - yes.271Please respect copyright.PENANAiUyV5w0vyN
one wish? - to be happy for real.271Please respect copyright.PENANAxO3Rr7BQWa
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?271Please respect copyright.PENANAZIAzotll7F
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.271Please respect copyright.PENANARQ6dIoeqPs
age? - i'm still seven years old.271Please respect copyright.PENANAiQ3GLzzdoY
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.271Please respect copyright.PENANAvErr4JkzyQ
something you hate about yourself? - my body.271Please respect copyright.PENANAGIhWmbwGZg
something you like about yourself? - idk.271Please respect copyright.PENANAi70SvAeyZ6
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.271Please respect copyright.PENANAYwGWqytluI
favourite band? - bts.271Please respect copyright.PENANAqTSCMC7D6Y
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!271Please respect copyright.PENANAce4FCi0zv3
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.271Please respect copyright.PENANAIEhecxtUMU
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.271Please respect copyright.PENANAo4ThrVp2ca
girl crush? - emmi.271Please respect copyright.PENANAP0n3noGAA5
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.271Please respect copyright.PENANAuzya5f0zco
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^271Please respect copyright.PENANAH83kqypY8H
talents? - singing.271Please respect copyright.PENANAaiPAoGdwyN
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.271Please respect copyright.PENANASXzTD9rdnt
someone i love? - emmi.271Please respect copyright.PENANAdneiW4K3ul
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.271Please respect copyright.PENANAdX7q1lrE3H
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.271Please respect copyright.PENANA2v7DVHSR4U
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.271Please respect copyright.PENANAGNR69k8LGy
favourite animal? - dogs.271Please respect copyright.PENANATOi7TtbU8s
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 271Please respect copyright.PENANANw3vxEyjEA
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.271Please respect copyright.PENANAtDTS2LLKxy
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.271Please respect copyright.PENANAyQlSVmefHI
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.271Please respect copyright.PENANAoa0Nt1fkSW
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.271Please respect copyright.PENANAPB89bHIcJF
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 271Please respect copyright.PENANAMC67PCGZUY
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.271Please respect copyright.PENANAfYktHOk0PC
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.271Please respect copyright.PENANAT6RhuYYOQ3
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.271Please respect copyright.PENANAzyoU5We7PN
country? - i don't live on earth. 271Please respect copyright.PENANA12sT8WJFI0
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.271Please respect copyright.PENANA94Aimt2BNE
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.271Please respect copyright.PENANASZAnFca5Qm
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.271Please respect copyright.PENANAxVy0z8eXRb
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.271Please respect copyright.PENANAHvvs1QFJ6x
country with your favourite accent? - australia.271Please respect copyright.PENANA97K71QTEt0
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.271Please respect copyright.PENANAmgVvDqTOKE
dog or cat person? - both.271Please respect copyright.PENANAvcrIrfT0F0
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.271Please respect copyright.PENANAlYTR7hmMhi
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.271Please respect copyright.PENANAKMHOiY3afo
do you belive in God? - idk.271Please respect copyright.PENANAnJ92tl5SWU
single or taken? - taken.271Please respect copyright.PENANAC6h1TNZjCU
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*271Please respect copyright.PENANAlCEMLBMYNo
birthday year? - 1930.271Please respect copyright.PENANAHPiZFDc8vp
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.271Please respect copyright.PENANAFzVAzvYQRA
age? - what's that?271Please respect copyright.PENANAvwVzhhae8z
enthinicity? - african american.271Please respect copyright.PENANAw6AwV6qlGK
tea or coffee? - neither.271Please respect copyright.PENANASSqSkIBNk8
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.271Please respect copyright.PENANA5P3RPOMo39
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*271Please respect copyright.PENANAtYCfrA2xBK
favourite food? - ice cream.271Please respect copyright.PENANAIzWMuUPrLI
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 271Please respect copyright.PENANAZqsNDlfqs0
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.271Please respect copyright.PENANA1qMtZYMehk
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.271Please respect copyright.PENANAeeRj3lP0CX
favourite soda? - sprite.271Please respect copyright.PENANAWwcKLyDNb5
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.271Please respect copyright.PENANAN5LGHCaPNC
can you swim? - yes, wtf?271Please respect copyright.PENANAV8gezd9WUZ
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.271Please respect copyright.PENANA4qBBugc1Nw
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.271Please respect copyright.PENANAEzhTM4ekwo
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.271Please respect copyright.PENANAEOlkU9ibbK
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.271Please respect copyright.PENANANA1RUOzWyv
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*271Please respect copyright.PENANAq8hJvEsY2Z
apple or andriod? - apple.271Please respect copyright.PENANAtNtMOesmKm
best dessert? - mochi.271Please respect copyright.PENANAS8S7y0Hr9P
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have you ever:271Please respect copyright.PENANAgN8v5A7Y05
1. skipped class? - yes.271Please respect copyright.PENANAd0SpT1IQZi
2. done drugs? - no.271Please respect copyright.PENANAJeGTiK2yfr
3. self-harmed? - yes.271Please respect copyright.PENANAN0Nu7U2oRn
4. drank? - no.271Please respect copyright.PENANAtBDzRqrKFJ
5. shoplifted? - yes.271Please respect copyright.PENANAGTWBKV52oG
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.271Please respect copyright.PENANAplQfwFRqPW
7. broken up with someone? - yes.271Please respect copyright.PENANA2metHZQKH0
what's your favourite:271Please respect copyright.PENANAy8MkdwUuZ3
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.271Please respect copyright.PENANAdeGuW1bAw3
9. movie? - break the silence.271Please respect copyright.PENANACpqxykwTlI
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.271Please respect copyright.PENANAhLs0SrEJhd
11. artist? - bts.271Please respect copyright.PENANAGOdLGALBu0
12. singer or band? - bts.271Please respect copyright.PENANAqPd9Zaq0RJ
13. memory? - idk.271Please respect copyright.PENANA0gwmDX9OHF
14. book? - the cruel prince.271Please respect copyright.PENANAxBQ5XL5drW
this or that:271Please respect copyright.PENANAbPKPaPZN8M
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.271Please respect copyright.PENANAx092A0D11z
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.271Please respect copyright.PENANAlI7t2Y3yrq
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.271Please respect copyright.PENANAGoeJDuj6pm
18. movies or books? - idk.271Please respect copyright.PENANA2CKoL2S2FJ
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.271Please respect copyright.PENANAqgKK6WS27E
20. blind of deaf? - blind.271Please respect copyright.PENANAw5x3aE6Jfy
21. tea or coffee? - neither.271Please respect copyright.PENANABa9Uo6AaGz
what's your:271Please respect copyright.PENANAmJaPD1z1k3
22. age? - ninety-one.271Please respect copyright.PENANAUs0NCycqxC
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.271Please respect copyright.PENANAvVq26xImhL
24. height? - 4'11.271Please respect copyright.PENANAC9XU954R0L
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.271Please respect copyright.PENANAdNEm8h279i
26. shoe size? - seven.271Please respect copyright.PENANALlFfB6HQo6
27. religion? - i'm not religious.271Please respect copyright.PENANA8DC0XRFUWc
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.271Please respect copyright.PENANAtrC2m0GivZ
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...271Please respect copyright.PENANAVJLJL7gcJU
30. second chances? - it depends.271Please respect copyright.PENANAZFN2V6hNQE
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.271Please respect copyright.PENANAjgBAU6utA2
32. abortion? - ew.271Please respect copyright.PENANA2RLvklhRtN
33. a death penalty? - ew.271Please respect copyright.PENANAx5WBOmDYg9
34. marijuana? - i likes that.271Please respect copyright.PENANA5NrMVkcp24
35. love? - what's love?271Please respect copyright.PENANAFy0oykJR1s
do you:271Please respect copyright.PENANAp9jL6b85ox
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.271Please respect copyright.PENANAEeEO2JXUYQ
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3271Please respect copyright.PENANAISIQzS21dC