
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory458Please respect copyright.PENANACEJ2o46y6Z
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 458Please respect copyright.PENANAcvW5lTJmNe
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.458Please respect copyright.PENANAhDI2h9jXGo
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?458Please respect copyright.PENANA26s5bfb1Er
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.458Please respect copyright.PENANA1SpvyqkliQ
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.458Please respect copyright.PENANAn5BH0nqcbm
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.458Please respect copyright.PENANABcJ0lIQzJp
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.458Please respect copyright.PENANANe3WtfsHeZ
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?458Please respect copyright.PENANACvDJw1QDdz
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.458Please respect copyright.PENANAOwhSV9hmEp
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.458Please respect copyright.PENANAG57BuFHRaX
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.458Please respect copyright.PENANAs1YsqDGFgn
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 458Please respect copyright.PENANAWaYImRYDxq
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.458Please respect copyright.PENANAVOxWhAjYrM
girl bestie? - coco <3458Please respect copyright.PENANAAh2UfTyeJ4
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.458Please respect copyright.PENANAPOROWhIKUm
age? - seven years old.458Please respect copyright.PENANAP0dyaqOsl5
last person i texted? - idfk.458Please respect copyright.PENANARIVT3E50Qr
last person i called? - probably my little brother.458Please respect copyright.PENANATKG3nuF8Up
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?458Please respect copyright.PENANAnzh2ADDc2r
random fact? - i like food.458Please respect copyright.PENANAHKIJm7c6yc
single or taken? - big, fat taken.458Please respect copyright.PENANAEhyqfrje7N
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.458Please respect copyright.PENANA7tdP61QTtN
first kiss? - bitch wtf?458Please respect copyright.PENANAitKb2VtsI3
ever smoked? - nope.458Please respect copyright.PENANA7NLt45eO5J
ever done drugs? - nope~458Please respect copyright.PENANAZgQXuEeEQ4
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.458Please respect copyright.PENANAU9f0Y5aDKC
longest relationship? - five and a half months.458Please respect copyright.PENANAXBwkgOGPvd
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.458Please respect copyright.PENANAKuUXLj9Xxu
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.458Please respect copyright.PENANAKwdCNjfOIP
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.458Please respect copyright.PENANAu28OkLMcNz
obsession? - kpop.458Please respect copyright.PENANAlId0c1jgDW
do you give second chances? - that depends.458Please respect copyright.PENANARkLJOXJWSh
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?458Please respect copyright.PENANA2Z3HgDB8kv
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.458Please respect copyright.PENANAZjK0YRJPmA
day or night? - idk.458Please respect copyright.PENANAnagwIB6hIO
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.458Please respect copyright.PENANAolODiIVdU1
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.458Please respect copyright.PENANAGF7JcGX7GI
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.458Please respect copyright.PENANAemdKVCXzFQ
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.458Please respect copyright.PENANAdJvAuesgAw
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.458Please respect copyright.PENANA57iEAGhXxD
favourite movie(s)? - idk.458Please respect copyright.PENANAPfbCZncreO
current mood? - bored and tired.458Please respect copyright.PENANASNbPUdm8c7
jealous of? - a lot of things.458Please respect copyright.PENANAM0o9PvlBe4
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.458Please respect copyright.PENANACbNHJPqkKG
pets? - two dogs.458Please respect copyright.PENANAq013Pm8SUI
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.458Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZvKId20Gn
favourite number? - seven.458Please respect copyright.PENANAWapdMJr0Y0
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.458Please respect copyright.PENANAvZWQpZQ2vj
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.458Please respect copyright.PENANA9YvRjjSmNr
afraid of the dark? - yes.458Please respect copyright.PENANAVjFFJ8125o
one wish? - to be happy for real.458Please respect copyright.PENANAqrnsuBJxcY
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?458Please respect copyright.PENANAwmVL927Wl7
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.458Please respect copyright.PENANASmqHdZYRQX
age? - i'm still seven years old.458Please respect copyright.PENANAyWtD4qpiTh
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.458Please respect copyright.PENANAZErOJz7iJZ
something you hate about yourself? - my body.458Please respect copyright.PENANASQUb2CZloU
something you like about yourself? - idk.458Please respect copyright.PENANAgi3NfRwZ1Z
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.458Please respect copyright.PENANAvoC0BGUGLH
favourite band? - bts.458Please respect copyright.PENANAwSBDnH6Fr1
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!458Please respect copyright.PENANAg84nAPxxL1
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.458Please respect copyright.PENANAnunVHEQmkq
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.458Please respect copyright.PENANApuvNFIsk20
girl crush? - emmi.458Please respect copyright.PENANAstVOHx1lRP
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.458Please respect copyright.PENANABGv4MGfvS7
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^458Please respect copyright.PENANAICcAh9jCG7
talents? - singing.458Please respect copyright.PENANAdXX3RAuRAt
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.458Please respect copyright.PENANAVlnHzUzykW
someone i love? - emmi.458Please respect copyright.PENANAFtgdA6lXDZ
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.458Please respect copyright.PENANATM2ndRl66D
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.458Please respect copyright.PENANApBqQLFaDuk
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.458Please respect copyright.PENANAghkUKL1etj
favourite animal? - dogs.458Please respect copyright.PENANARwE4qVAWfn
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 458Please respect copyright.PENANA1YTC9XrKdn
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.458Please respect copyright.PENANAXGxeY86HF3
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.458Please respect copyright.PENANAgPl65NOxo0
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.458Please respect copyright.PENANALcdSRHgTk9
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.458Please respect copyright.PENANAJWerRiLI0J
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 458Please respect copyright.PENANARaZC4E4nZv
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.458Please respect copyright.PENANAnrOxwz9t4K
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.458Please respect copyright.PENANAltHQZxZBIS
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.458Please respect copyright.PENANApJmjXnqGbF
country? - i don't live on earth. 458Please respect copyright.PENANANLPMM2qZUr
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.458Please respect copyright.PENANAVclGT17mCp
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.458Please respect copyright.PENANAa6CyH61S5Q
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.458Please respect copyright.PENANAd8tdySdhHq
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.458Please respect copyright.PENANAXRJmLWwAiu
country with your favourite accent? - australia.458Please respect copyright.PENANAHBUZzSi4da
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.458Please respect copyright.PENANAOBL5m6NfXA
dog or cat person? - both.458Please respect copyright.PENANAuBLRvyRH4x
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.458Please respect copyright.PENANAQvHv5LGYyD
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.458Please respect copyright.PENANAftOGMNqJW3
do you belive in God? - idk.458Please respect copyright.PENANA4Su63HvZmd
single or taken? - taken.458Please respect copyright.PENANA7CMpUVZCjC
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*458Please respect copyright.PENANAClMFJsVMf1
birthday year? - 1930.458Please respect copyright.PENANAEzAFQ1iztY
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.458Please respect copyright.PENANAAeVOcmDtfl
age? - what's that?458Please respect copyright.PENANAqXfp2GRV38
enthinicity? - african american.458Please respect copyright.PENANA9AhRAW3QuR
tea or coffee? - neither.458Please respect copyright.PENANAtW5bpDlpLZ
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.458Please respect copyright.PENANAhcpoB1etV3
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*458Please respect copyright.PENANAqDWZCLGs5g
favourite food? - ice cream.458Please respect copyright.PENANA48n237hmQP
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 458Please respect copyright.PENANA0c6Oy1qsBo
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.458Please respect copyright.PENANAK6aLPkXjBB
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.458Please respect copyright.PENANAkeYS5slU2t
favourite soda? - sprite.458Please respect copyright.PENANAZF9SxojgWd
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.458Please respect copyright.PENANAlcEXywGtKA
can you swim? - yes, wtf?458Please respect copyright.PENANAIPHBPpAkBh
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.458Please respect copyright.PENANAQLQBzwx6Zn
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.458Please respect copyright.PENANAcKvL5OX30a
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.458Please respect copyright.PENANAiNHo4yDrl0
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.458Please respect copyright.PENANA8y7JJ7Mkvz
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*458Please respect copyright.PENANAPjg8j7eiZF
apple or andriod? - apple.458Please respect copyright.PENANA7TrxN2pg6R
best dessert? - mochi.458Please respect copyright.PENANA8RKQynZEs1
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have you ever:458Please respect copyright.PENANAHD7jsV3SdY
1. skipped class? - yes.458Please respect copyright.PENANAVFEH8BAylx
2. done drugs? - no.458Please respect copyright.PENANAmZAxIT0foA
3. self-harmed? - yes.458Please respect copyright.PENANAlO9ALIIEll
4. drank? - no.458Please respect copyright.PENANAGLMTsDdol0
5. shoplifted? - yes.458Please respect copyright.PENANA4R0XA7nm2Q
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.458Please respect copyright.PENANAeD9GFCWAUe
7. broken up with someone? - yes.458Please respect copyright.PENANAS2pg5bkRBY
what's your favourite:458Please respect copyright.PENANAv1KyEVVuVZ
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.458Please respect copyright.PENANARDeWIrUiln
9. movie? - break the silence.458Please respect copyright.PENANA22iKCof5tt
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.458Please respect copyright.PENANAlFRd9D1dro
11. artist? - bts.458Please respect copyright.PENANAP0bUiZCPpZ
12. singer or band? - bts.458Please respect copyright.PENANAIPNxJNNLmr
13. memory? - idk.458Please respect copyright.PENANA544Ya8yWmX
14. book? - the cruel prince.458Please respect copyright.PENANAUUMUTGxEGr
this or that:458Please respect copyright.PENANApvGfpQrwzI
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.458Please respect copyright.PENANAFgYNpFl5P2
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.458Please respect copyright.PENANA4NCo08D4GG
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.458Please respect copyright.PENANAxUaBj0O4Ho
18. movies or books? - idk.458Please respect copyright.PENANAiYSuzxpHvC
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.458Please respect copyright.PENANASVdsCh70zZ
20. blind of deaf? - blind.458Please respect copyright.PENANA6iQ9f0TtvM
21. tea or coffee? - neither.458Please respect copyright.PENANAHDNS1tORau
what's your:458Please respect copyright.PENANAt0xxPts2Ox
22. age? - ninety-one.458Please respect copyright.PENANAl5atffQCAe
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.458Please respect copyright.PENANALk2K8vBvNM
24. height? - 4'11.458Please respect copyright.PENANAru7Rm7qDir
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.458Please respect copyright.PENANANZBmn0zJ9J
26. shoe size? - seven.458Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ7wMftXbe
27. religion? - i'm not religious.458Please respect copyright.PENANASHcntfvjbJ
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.458Please respect copyright.PENANATG0ySI2sQv
opinion on: 458Please respect copyright.PENANAI916BAZJEM
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...458Please respect copyright.PENANAFqH5BMOF5L
30. second chances? - it depends.458Please respect copyright.PENANAXHZQ3YM19j
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.458Please respect copyright.PENANAuEAoL46Bmj
32. abortion? - ew.458Please respect copyright.PENANAxs3Vr9FMww
33. a death penalty? - ew.458Please respect copyright.PENANAAYqAaHFztk
34. marijuana? - i likes that.458Please respect copyright.PENANAjKAR92O76Z
35. love? - what's love?458Please respect copyright.PENANAOfz2DCYy5o
do you:458Please respect copyright.PENANAJyy9ay7Enj
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.458Please respect copyright.PENANA5zl4SKIWw6
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3458Please respect copyright.PENANAAEY9vYLwYd