hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory734Please respect copyright.PENANAhRyNCRfGKy
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 734Please respect copyright.PENANAOoWgmLnfCR
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.734Please respect copyright.PENANAjDGW7g9cLd
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?734Please respect copyright.PENANAenNppXM27a
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.734Please respect copyright.PENANAOHUwnY0yvp
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.734Please respect copyright.PENANAkfA4FJkTzQ
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.734Please respect copyright.PENANAAD62ZVyPwo
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.734Please respect copyright.PENANAC6fDQILo54
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?734Please respect copyright.PENANA1yMNdRfHmx
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.734Please respect copyright.PENANAfYJFzJqbsg
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.734Please respect copyright.PENANAkhDkNuDEMt
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.734Please respect copyright.PENANA7YV70caujG
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 734Please respect copyright.PENANAF3gsQG553Z
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.734Please respect copyright.PENANAgeTqj7ylnW
girl bestie? - coco <3734Please respect copyright.PENANAJWR7qa1rAO
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.734Please respect copyright.PENANAxrK8wsLWnX
age? - seven years old.734Please respect copyright.PENANAhy7n7T3xiI
last person i texted? - idfk.734Please respect copyright.PENANAHnxSYk7MYu
last person i called? - probably my little brother.734Please respect copyright.PENANAZb23OZy1Um
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?734Please respect copyright.PENANAm1eaHvSbnG
random fact? - i like food.734Please respect copyright.PENANAjhDVI1Q3Ix
single or taken? - big, fat taken.734Please respect copyright.PENANAsjdpojqSKY
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.734Please respect copyright.PENANAqoXtbFkBUT
first kiss? - bitch wtf?734Please respect copyright.PENANAi2MesqxLdc
ever smoked? - nope.734Please respect copyright.PENANAwQSyZBRjuU
ever done drugs? - nope~734Please respect copyright.PENANAWamX5UwPu6
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.734Please respect copyright.PENANAaMN73r7Knq
longest relationship? - five and a half months.734Please respect copyright.PENANAPX5vktWo8o
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.734Please respect copyright.PENANAc5RgUaDlzP
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.734Please respect copyright.PENANAYsffEPIfcV
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.734Please respect copyright.PENANAlNGe7BvWuZ
obsession? - kpop.734Please respect copyright.PENANACN0DDVEqGD
do you give second chances? - that depends.734Please respect copyright.PENANAwCHW87z5Eu
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?734Please respect copyright.PENANAyBCyFurnYp
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.734Please respect copyright.PENANAWtcmBYgPrw
day or night? - idk.734Please respect copyright.PENANAzhOIbiBe1B
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.734Please respect copyright.PENANAgm9yktSdPG
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.734Please respect copyright.PENANAPPRQbIhh4A
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.734Please respect copyright.PENANA2v0n5Zkeey
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.734Please respect copyright.PENANAxKpq200pHM
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.734Please respect copyright.PENANAS7ifElR6ZP
favourite movie(s)? - idk.734Please respect copyright.PENANAGBlIGYSunc
current mood? - bored and tired.734Please respect copyright.PENANA20gR3k0kC5
jealous of? - a lot of things.734Please respect copyright.PENANAcF6g4Dqliz
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.734Please respect copyright.PENANAITlyKe99Nq
pets? - two dogs.734Please respect copyright.PENANAczCGWbAIjb
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.734Please respect copyright.PENANAUl61b91NzH
favourite number? - seven.734Please respect copyright.PENANARssm4Rn4bU
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.734Please respect copyright.PENANA4b7CdpcuCk
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.734Please respect copyright.PENANAy9HKUsEp0W
afraid of the dark? - yes.734Please respect copyright.PENANAnlSWtwKtz6
one wish? - to be happy for real.734Please respect copyright.PENANAADW8iKWJGX
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?734Please respect copyright.PENANAHdX0EhTe9Y
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.734Please respect copyright.PENANA1GTfyvBzvD
age? - i'm still seven years old.734Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8v9ZFi1sn
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.734Please respect copyright.PENANAUJS4ExbtcR
something you hate about yourself? - my body.734Please respect copyright.PENANAXvNcmjEAJX
something you like about yourself? - idk.734Please respect copyright.PENANAfljeD5eyLr
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.734Please respect copyright.PENANA7u9Zv6tLqK
favourite band? - bts.734Please respect copyright.PENANA8541FZOW6Q
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!734Please respect copyright.PENANAPSTuoCYRvv
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.734Please respect copyright.PENANAm6XNvtCQ0T
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.734Please respect copyright.PENANATGiLOqVL3g
girl crush? - emmi.734Please respect copyright.PENANAhKg423f3SN
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.734Please respect copyright.PENANAbwWnxIU48Y
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^734Please respect copyright.PENANAYIDVSh86Ri
talents? - singing.734Please respect copyright.PENANAdOeBxKjL5q
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.734Please respect copyright.PENANA13hNQkNipB
someone i love? - emmi.734Please respect copyright.PENANAxBIViEEWLF
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.734Please respect copyright.PENANAGNx2VYhBKB
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.734Please respect copyright.PENANAVY91mt88kx
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.734Please respect copyright.PENANAr97kDzFLGB
favourite animal? - dogs.734Please respect copyright.PENANAmBT89l1Yrw
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 734Please respect copyright.PENANAJGOXswOkHp
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.734Please respect copyright.PENANAbHbWxIOYjl
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.734Please respect copyright.PENANALC9JHr3Yj1
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.734Please respect copyright.PENANAKkuuJhebiR
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.734Please respect copyright.PENANAQQn1qs1wnM
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 734Please respect copyright.PENANAv2kOrQZa9O
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.734Please respect copyright.PENANAvq0r3wNfOt
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.734Please respect copyright.PENANArjNBg7k1I4
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.734Please respect copyright.PENANAC65QN0oKI8
country? - i don't live on earth. 734Please respect copyright.PENANA9CuyjE9N26
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.734Please respect copyright.PENANAKPXCgnpV4n
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.734Please respect copyright.PENANA3IPz5RiwEN
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.734Please respect copyright.PENANAMTTb29bdHx
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.734Please respect copyright.PENANALV8lFCqHju
country with your favourite accent? - australia.734Please respect copyright.PENANA0Xiji6FogQ
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.734Please respect copyright.PENANALcLmcdFHub
dog or cat person? - both.734Please respect copyright.PENANAUXFjl49kag
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.734Please respect copyright.PENANANzE9UILrca
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.734Please respect copyright.PENANAe7dyMtKg1V
do you belive in God? - idk.734Please respect copyright.PENANA9HZpAkveMT
single or taken? - taken.734Please respect copyright.PENANA0HAJyVoYYz
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*734Please respect copyright.PENANAKnGxTzBqSd
birthday year? - 1930.734Please respect copyright.PENANAtpkhm0PAEs
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.734Please respect copyright.PENANA1cSC44fQ2V
age? - what's that?734Please respect copyright.PENANACdncNY4kum
enthinicity? - african american.734Please respect copyright.PENANAD4MtG2ypxN
tea or coffee? - neither.734Please respect copyright.PENANACHcCSQu5K4
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.734Please respect copyright.PENANAfpJX6JVpTB
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*734Please respect copyright.PENANAU1rs2WYaLU
favourite food? - ice cream.734Please respect copyright.PENANAb9Me9uzsNz
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 734Please respect copyright.PENANAxbVB6biHV2
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.734Please respect copyright.PENANAnAhpEwqnp7
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.734Please respect copyright.PENANAKPtuDJ5RoU
favourite soda? - sprite.734Please respect copyright.PENANA5Osz2KVfsq
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.734Please respect copyright.PENANAFXl3EbDdRJ
can you swim? - yes, wtf?734Please respect copyright.PENANAfsfX31IWI6
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.734Please respect copyright.PENANAik6orW54Wb
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.734Please respect copyright.PENANA7NVw0uUTJd
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.734Please respect copyright.PENANAIxwvViU0kE
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.734Please respect copyright.PENANAfepKCdttSh
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*734Please respect copyright.PENANAkWelxJjhbF
apple or andriod? - apple.734Please respect copyright.PENANAIjyHbdpgbg
best dessert? - mochi.734Please respect copyright.PENANAxdYOM5tWCO
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have you ever:734Please respect copyright.PENANAkb6pto8TjZ
1. skipped class? - yes.734Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0fkOSnw78
2. done drugs? - no.734Please respect copyright.PENANAiN9llpwtJZ
3. self-harmed? - yes.734Please respect copyright.PENANAkZrd4wfmEX
4. drank? - no.734Please respect copyright.PENANAWyyrLG2NYm
5. shoplifted? - yes.734Please respect copyright.PENANAxjaAvFTSzH
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.734Please respect copyright.PENANArnRWrkclbT
7. broken up with someone? - yes.734Please respect copyright.PENANAwouZpKEQxP
what's your favourite:734Please respect copyright.PENANAp9uyoCk33S
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.734Please respect copyright.PENANA6kxpfnrwbo
9. movie? - break the silence.734Please respect copyright.PENANAPedON4J1Ef
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.734Please respect copyright.PENANA8dLV8Hnvj1
11. artist? - bts.734Please respect copyright.PENANAaP1jDproHm
12. singer or band? - bts.734Please respect copyright.PENANA2WvMIDqguK
13. memory? - idk.734Please respect copyright.PENANArv1wFnN0we
14. book? - the cruel prince.734Please respect copyright.PENANAmkqqMvSbXX
this or that:734Please respect copyright.PENANALd8IH0Z27g
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.734Please respect copyright.PENANAqGjp3Si4b9
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.734Please respect copyright.PENANAi66FoNXBk5
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.734Please respect copyright.PENANAX8KXKpWwZ3
18. movies or books? - idk.734Please respect copyright.PENANAPL13OvyE5S
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.734Please respect copyright.PENANAnFC3eQfm9M
20. blind of deaf? - blind.734Please respect copyright.PENANAOWkYaExZZS
21. tea or coffee? - neither.734Please respect copyright.PENANAK2D5SNB9y7
what's your:734Please respect copyright.PENANAlVywf93Mp2
22. age? - ninety-one.734Please respect copyright.PENANAx9tZv8s4rp
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.734Please respect copyright.PENANAfd5r7WmCAc
24. height? - 4'11.734Please respect copyright.PENANA91fgganvhb
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.734Please respect copyright.PENANAX5U3xRlG1n
26. shoe size? - seven.734Please respect copyright.PENANAhzAxyK1ygC
27. religion? - i'm not religious.734Please respect copyright.PENANALxs9SVxIwB
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.734Please respect copyright.PENANA45LvL6Mx6B
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...734Please respect copyright.PENANA5TyuKA4PBA
30. second chances? - it depends.734Please respect copyright.PENANA6cwNig7bQV
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.734Please respect copyright.PENANAq22Km98ghV
32. abortion? - ew.734Please respect copyright.PENANAhT2SihNk1G
33. a death penalty? - ew.734Please respect copyright.PENANAALhJufUyy6
34. marijuana? - i likes that.734Please respect copyright.PENANAiJXt2ZjbVi
35. love? - what's love?734Please respect copyright.PENANAJVeFxA0IHx
do you:734Please respect copyright.PENANAXYWblTz0Sd
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.734Please respect copyright.PENANActCX2JZPYS
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3734Please respect copyright.PENANAE4dlGIigQe


