
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory520Please respect copyright.PENANAE8XLibRvI2
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 520Please respect copyright.PENANArtTmqppmnc
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.520Please respect copyright.PENANABaAcp2xfju
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?520Please respect copyright.PENANAqVlbY67fob
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.520Please respect copyright.PENANAcNtcj88XLm
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.520Please respect copyright.PENANA32BYGbDzwK
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.520Please respect copyright.PENANAiJ1AJSuWco
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.520Please respect copyright.PENANAj6qnUBzY6h
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?520Please respect copyright.PENANAFW6js55tuN
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.520Please respect copyright.PENANAmbCmzJWp9a
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.520Please respect copyright.PENANATN8jh9X64I
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.520Please respect copyright.PENANA0NXtNyzMex
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAxaoUr0qAU1
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.520Please respect copyright.PENANA7zNCD96uJM
girl bestie? - coco <3520Please respect copyright.PENANA0MNLJJ2WG0
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.520Please respect copyright.PENANAj4GlCPBUdm
age? - seven years old.520Please respect copyright.PENANA4QXoXC9cVh
last person i texted? - idfk.520Please respect copyright.PENANAIsU0DLWAx2
last person i called? - probably my little brother.520Please respect copyright.PENANAfYQtURBesA
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?520Please respect copyright.PENANAruEtPfu2f1
random fact? - i like food.520Please respect copyright.PENANAG7HbwntvKk
single or taken? - big, fat taken.520Please respect copyright.PENANAmi4jz0M6D9
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.520Please respect copyright.PENANAO8z95TFyH4
first kiss? - bitch wtf?520Please respect copyright.PENANA1hZuiAKbxO
ever smoked? - nope.520Please respect copyright.PENANAN8Cf2tAbRc
ever done drugs? - nope~520Please respect copyright.PENANA1iRxQysoMZ
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.520Please respect copyright.PENANAheSSLrjbvj
longest relationship? - five and a half months.520Please respect copyright.PENANAvgGFOE2sME
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.520Please respect copyright.PENANAETZZrWJTzp
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.520Please respect copyright.PENANA7bDdNlhREP
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.520Please respect copyright.PENANABfdwayzaWG
obsession? - kpop.520Please respect copyright.PENANA5OaFbiwU1U
do you give second chances? - that depends.520Please respect copyright.PENANAcPIOnBLiN8
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?520Please respect copyright.PENANAqclN7wDnab
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.520Please respect copyright.PENANAWPfnQSwtnE
day or night? - idk.520Please respect copyright.PENANAi5kwlU7aKF
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.520Please respect copyright.PENANAKf4fkmhilu
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.520Please respect copyright.PENANAUrFv4CFBZS
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.520Please respect copyright.PENANAlZxjA4neE6
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.520Please respect copyright.PENANA5lWiXBxcsx
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.520Please respect copyright.PENANAMOjPGjwdvj
favourite movie(s)? - idk.520Please respect copyright.PENANASWokr6LkAm
current mood? - bored and tired.520Please respect copyright.PENANAv8S03Vt7t2
jealous of? - a lot of things.520Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7I6IvuBoL
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.520Please respect copyright.PENANArhdWdo9Utf
pets? - two dogs.520Please respect copyright.PENANAL3LAtYIpCi
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.520Please respect copyright.PENANAbNn8ciCIfi
favourite number? - seven.520Please respect copyright.PENANAywafuBvUyf
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.520Please respect copyright.PENANAZbzlfGyC2o
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.520Please respect copyright.PENANAp3svyVb9FP
afraid of the dark? - yes.520Please respect copyright.PENANAkuXcGgfTlI
one wish? - to be happy for real.520Please respect copyright.PENANAWdeEMBMqbk
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?520Please respect copyright.PENANARJXirnWY9J
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.520Please respect copyright.PENANAUzzrovafLj
age? - i'm still seven years old.520Please respect copyright.PENANAtVRhHj3uOz
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.520Please respect copyright.PENANAVDclXfS0N4
something you hate about yourself? - my body.520Please respect copyright.PENANA2OiLePnVQa
something you like about yourself? - idk.520Please respect copyright.PENANAEDwptJxccH
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.520Please respect copyright.PENANAVBooUjCCqO
favourite band? - bts.520Please respect copyright.PENANA0KeKsjdV55
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!520Please respect copyright.PENANAia8VsqfZOI
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.520Please respect copyright.PENANA8V8AoLYfMH
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.520Please respect copyright.PENANAYZjMJHlUwy
girl crush? - emmi.520Please respect copyright.PENANAR19vHku1GA
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.520Please respect copyright.PENANAXJ9bcVZisU
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^520Please respect copyright.PENANAbbwYqVdXsN
talents? - singing.520Please respect copyright.PENANAfOwZNVLXMC
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.520Please respect copyright.PENANA5vJbNNsVkb
someone i love? - emmi.520Please respect copyright.PENANAvGRhqHcbRT
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.520Please respect copyright.PENANAwkdg56SN7A
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.520Please respect copyright.PENANAPV0jTzkULm
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.520Please respect copyright.PENANA7cy20Keujn
favourite animal? - dogs.520Please respect copyright.PENANAVv26oqjf9T
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 520Please respect copyright.PENANAoIyWx6Bu8B
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.520Please respect copyright.PENANAMwLD1G1hZt
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.520Please respect copyright.PENANA09XmjRTLD8
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.520Please respect copyright.PENANAV00c1yqZlz
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.520Please respect copyright.PENANAkQd0HVWZxf
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 520Please respect copyright.PENANAvPV5VpGCOA
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.520Please respect copyright.PENANAsmUe5IxNJz
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.520Please respect copyright.PENANA7iEPb5k1sf
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.520Please respect copyright.PENANAriX3H3i7Eg
country? - i don't live on earth. 520Please respect copyright.PENANAYrW5t1EP4e
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.520Please respect copyright.PENANAxUp5Qykdi3
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.520Please respect copyright.PENANAWLgBBaGAVb
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.520Please respect copyright.PENANAjh7NavLg4Q
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.520Please respect copyright.PENANArJGGoo2Fwd
country with your favourite accent? - australia.520Please respect copyright.PENANA5AEpeaae5n
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.520Please respect copyright.PENANA5bXk17kpYy
dog or cat person? - both.520Please respect copyright.PENANAkXASUzmbLU
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.520Please respect copyright.PENANAe5Jb1GnnVO
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.520Please respect copyright.PENANAtywEE5BjeX
do you belive in God? - idk.520Please respect copyright.PENANAv1u77hH2hy
single or taken? - taken.520Please respect copyright.PENANAlF2UcsJclg
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*520Please respect copyright.PENANAgcG4CDHDcx
birthday year? - 1930.520Please respect copyright.PENANArQ4GIN6GIK
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.520Please respect copyright.PENANAVRkrbnLvAH
age? - what's that?520Please respect copyright.PENANAX9GQL880cI
enthinicity? - african american.520Please respect copyright.PENANA4Bc7QCUDsh
tea or coffee? - neither.520Please respect copyright.PENANA8v3JDVGnfY
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.520Please respect copyright.PENANACfEqfuQF8p
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*520Please respect copyright.PENANAj48UbEojeQ
favourite food? - ice cream.520Please respect copyright.PENANA0uEHJdRZxz
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 520Please respect copyright.PENANA2Za2mRtfx3
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.520Please respect copyright.PENANAnGRArJK8WQ
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.520Please respect copyright.PENANACnMrkiuf2h
favourite soda? - sprite.520Please respect copyright.PENANA17v95YLTru
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.520Please respect copyright.PENANAoXdd7viHpj
can you swim? - yes, wtf?520Please respect copyright.PENANAIPoWqKAyXw
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.520Please respect copyright.PENANAAnCVZ2yjlS
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.520Please respect copyright.PENANAaOaubDfG0t
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.520Please respect copyright.PENANAKP7GsON9rv
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.520Please respect copyright.PENANAaQVlVSMSjs
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*520Please respect copyright.PENANAsxcTezomwV
apple or andriod? - apple.520Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZaxfM5fOR
best dessert? - mochi.520Please respect copyright.PENANAnFoip50SLE
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have you ever:520Please respect copyright.PENANAec55rA9odC
1. skipped class? - yes.520Please respect copyright.PENANAu1mfGKmOb0
2. done drugs? - no.520Please respect copyright.PENANALgiz9eyq7Q
3. self-harmed? - yes.520Please respect copyright.PENANAa3N3clMgUO
4. drank? - no.520Please respect copyright.PENANAldt3EvCLxA
5. shoplifted? - yes.520Please respect copyright.PENANAf637mkYmCj
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.520Please respect copyright.PENANAZNhefct90f
7. broken up with someone? - yes.520Please respect copyright.PENANAlMMMwGmgid
what's your favourite:520Please respect copyright.PENANAldibgG066T
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.520Please respect copyright.PENANATV3AecUQyQ
9. movie? - break the silence.520Please respect copyright.PENANAwmcnGOe49M
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.520Please respect copyright.PENANAHXXWI2GQAp
11. artist? - bts.520Please respect copyright.PENANAJpAg37LQV8
12. singer or band? - bts.520Please respect copyright.PENANAivGReZkv4Y
13. memory? - idk.520Please respect copyright.PENANA2qY7RQaemY
14. book? - the cruel prince.520Please respect copyright.PENANAWh5O8PteaO
this or that:520Please respect copyright.PENANAUBfqtQyzQf
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.520Please respect copyright.PENANATeUDhvG1ZO
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.520Please respect copyright.PENANA71M0pWHFwk
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.520Please respect copyright.PENANA94Ec2J9a6X
18. movies or books? - idk.520Please respect copyright.PENANAnkg3D0VHxp
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.520Please respect copyright.PENANA4nPSaas8Hm
20. blind of deaf? - blind.520Please respect copyright.PENANA1Nf9TJhLM7
21. tea or coffee? - neither.520Please respect copyright.PENANA1vVwVzJlGf
what's your:520Please respect copyright.PENANALjJnm3foMa
22. age? - ninety-one.520Please respect copyright.PENANAcyraEBkrpF
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.520Please respect copyright.PENANAmC1yRq02ni
24. height? - 4'11.520Please respect copyright.PENANAqisryD2cJD
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.520Please respect copyright.PENANARPCeZYGUzP
26. shoe size? - seven.520Please respect copyright.PENANAL0ouWqqyCy
27. religion? - i'm not religious.520Please respect copyright.PENANAo1PhoFyTmG
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.520Please respect copyright.PENANA2nFGQp9CUh
opinion on: 520Please respect copyright.PENANA5PnvPl0e4L
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...520Please respect copyright.PENANAr83Im5oAEF
30. second chances? - it depends.520Please respect copyright.PENANAnSsAoyqJca
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.520Please respect copyright.PENANAJnerc71MeF
32. abortion? - ew.520Please respect copyright.PENANAY8fRFo9rz0
33. a death penalty? - ew.520Please respect copyright.PENANAuj1FFmwvPn
34. marijuana? - i likes that.520Please respect copyright.PENANA1hbmdAdfS5
35. love? - what's love?520Please respect copyright.PENANAIg6RVMeGAU
do you:520Please respect copyright.PENANABDKu0fcRsf
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.520Please respect copyright.PENANAWasVibFi92
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3520Please respect copyright.PENANA0oiWcWDLeq