
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory577Please respect copyright.PENANA0eIZ73WPMb
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 577Please respect copyright.PENANAfYuultB3Ml
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.577Please respect copyright.PENANAqiZl6anTyI
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?577Please respect copyright.PENANApSh6y1JK6l
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.577Please respect copyright.PENANAh3DoHJ0bL3
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.577Please respect copyright.PENANAga3S3GjoCl
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.577Please respect copyright.PENANAzPmoO9GXXF
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.577Please respect copyright.PENANATd85TBWPIX
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?577Please respect copyright.PENANApwBAf8ymiR
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.577Please respect copyright.PENANA5S38HmEyp8
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.577Please respect copyright.PENANAxcLUwJNw4a
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.577Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7rJ1VgImS
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 577Please respect copyright.PENANA2Wa5qUUAYh
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.577Please respect copyright.PENANAGbRimhNMqj
girl bestie? - coco <3577Please respect copyright.PENANAwsJyxRuqOo
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.577Please respect copyright.PENANACjxkIhbhKq
age? - seven years old.577Please respect copyright.PENANASj7zVqnlHe
last person i texted? - idfk.577Please respect copyright.PENANAXm02X3Tlie
last person i called? - probably my little brother.577Please respect copyright.PENANA95VdZvaNyZ
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?577Please respect copyright.PENANA5j8mHRPVDX
random fact? - i like food.577Please respect copyright.PENANAYAtb2Ne5AJ
single or taken? - big, fat taken.577Please respect copyright.PENANAT63ocIBmsf
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.577Please respect copyright.PENANA2nE1mezpxw
first kiss? - bitch wtf?577Please respect copyright.PENANAIVY4nTcdmb
ever smoked? - nope.577Please respect copyright.PENANAczx7hnWYKh
ever done drugs? - nope~577Please respect copyright.PENANAh7XYTKsCgI
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.577Please respect copyright.PENANAGEuRcDy395
longest relationship? - five and a half months.577Please respect copyright.PENANAXVEYT9H830
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.577Please respect copyright.PENANAuRqvrzZymb
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.577Please respect copyright.PENANAlARJZt241X
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.577Please respect copyright.PENANAO0y8Kd5DV3
obsession? - kpop.577Please respect copyright.PENANALoYRknegpE
do you give second chances? - that depends.577Please respect copyright.PENANAzp6dCfdpCa
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?577Please respect copyright.PENANA7cj7ZZa6Ky
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.577Please respect copyright.PENANAIRSm6ipUtd
day or night? - idk.577Please respect copyright.PENANAQwf9BNsJg3
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.577Please respect copyright.PENANAfSBws6jUPf
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.577Please respect copyright.PENANADF66lNfoaF
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.577Please respect copyright.PENANATbrQK5Eiue
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.577Please respect copyright.PENANAx7VB0OwVCD
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.577Please respect copyright.PENANAT0QX1dM3mZ
favourite movie(s)? - idk.577Please respect copyright.PENANAADjUaVhJXC
current mood? - bored and tired.577Please respect copyright.PENANALsgrWJrJxx
jealous of? - a lot of things.577Please respect copyright.PENANAbvTGi8XIrS
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.577Please respect copyright.PENANAmSdjq0wEcB
pets? - two dogs.577Please respect copyright.PENANApIc0s7EFFz
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.577Please respect copyright.PENANAIHitQW7MRe
favourite number? - seven.577Please respect copyright.PENANA02ZthrLBbs
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.577Please respect copyright.PENANAdEXb0evRMd
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.577Please respect copyright.PENANAbvsECYAfYm
afraid of the dark? - yes.577Please respect copyright.PENANAVG8M8CV19y
one wish? - to be happy for real.577Please respect copyright.PENANAIAxWzIwPzK
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?577Please respect copyright.PENANAWTHn9u9Otr
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.577Please respect copyright.PENANA8wZ7OSO1tN
age? - i'm still seven years old.577Please respect copyright.PENANABB8KejpdO5
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.577Please respect copyright.PENANACSNhd40Bvu
something you hate about yourself? - my body.577Please respect copyright.PENANAv45E2VNQSd
something you like about yourself? - idk.577Please respect copyright.PENANApyr4HHnUlt
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.577Please respect copyright.PENANA6iFmBJGEou
favourite band? - bts.577Please respect copyright.PENANATguhVeE0X0
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!577Please respect copyright.PENANAdg05xYjaON
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.577Please respect copyright.PENANAuVFjynZOs7
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.577Please respect copyright.PENANADEctdgrOO0
girl crush? - emmi.577Please respect copyright.PENANAaBMZB8HPYf
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.577Please respect copyright.PENANAxaDYHKt5Bb
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^577Please respect copyright.PENANAVBX848JXGT
talents? - singing.577Please respect copyright.PENANAsYQGE7SvNg
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.577Please respect copyright.PENANAbfewePsTLz
someone i love? - emmi.577Please respect copyright.PENANAuy6jBPCeE1
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.577Please respect copyright.PENANAI1TOKPlsqb
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.577Please respect copyright.PENANAI3oGe9gTy4
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.577Please respect copyright.PENANAHMDtBlxbA8
favourite animal? - dogs.577Please respect copyright.PENANATzV2y0nIHT
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 577Please respect copyright.PENANAWboasqDo8D
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.577Please respect copyright.PENANAJh5QnqQCmi
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.577Please respect copyright.PENANAir2CSab84E
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.577Please respect copyright.PENANALlNyxNtXFt
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.577Please respect copyright.PENANAubZjAOsVQ0
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 577Please respect copyright.PENANAyimHfuuGGm
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.577Please respect copyright.PENANA4E6baaO3ir
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.577Please respect copyright.PENANAmowPl6obiA
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.577Please respect copyright.PENANAnlc2zHHJbU
country? - i don't live on earth. 577Please respect copyright.PENANA29tEM6lih2
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.577Please respect copyright.PENANAeBQm9JkBb9
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.577Please respect copyright.PENANAZV78m3UuCv
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.577Please respect copyright.PENANAA50wodimJl
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.577Please respect copyright.PENANA1DIABIkLUw
country with your favourite accent? - australia.577Please respect copyright.PENANAkwBiDIV3TV
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.577Please respect copyright.PENANAWaZAgrVHPe
dog or cat person? - both.577Please respect copyright.PENANAaBCho74whS
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.577Please respect copyright.PENANADRojgmBLni
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.577Please respect copyright.PENANATNHrRg4WGy
do you belive in God? - idk.577Please respect copyright.PENANAOs9fpURYMN
single or taken? - taken.577Please respect copyright.PENANAWRFiXlNh1b
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*577Please respect copyright.PENANAokHrKPYKTC
birthday year? - 1930.577Please respect copyright.PENANA1VcZpqxR0M
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.577Please respect copyright.PENANAWZWYCLcWRJ
age? - what's that?577Please respect copyright.PENANAwWhsBAEkP3
enthinicity? - african american.577Please respect copyright.PENANAFS66JtEIVZ
tea or coffee? - neither.577Please respect copyright.PENANAlVheu8pxxo
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.577Please respect copyright.PENANAEELbAREGhX
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*577Please respect copyright.PENANAgrvcJUqcWa
favourite food? - ice cream.577Please respect copyright.PENANAVSbdBewFTc
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 577Please respect copyright.PENANApBVL1YJpzT
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.577Please respect copyright.PENANAGlENNYCU0h
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.577Please respect copyright.PENANAaaFfAkCddb
favourite soda? - sprite.577Please respect copyright.PENANAUg9ehIIFXu
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.577Please respect copyright.PENANAY87dVf0yD6
can you swim? - yes, wtf?577Please respect copyright.PENANAF0ioZalEoq
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.577Please respect copyright.PENANAWvvbvgdB0S
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.577Please respect copyright.PENANAHLpqrMndDE
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.577Please respect copyright.PENANA6LfqGGvf0R
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.577Please respect copyright.PENANA4h2RdK3LVr
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*577Please respect copyright.PENANAINDTneSTF0
apple or andriod? - apple.577Please respect copyright.PENANAvgQhmkRvkz
best dessert? - mochi.577Please respect copyright.PENANAqzM7lpuCb0
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have you ever:577Please respect copyright.PENANARoXWChyFBt
1. skipped class? - yes.577Please respect copyright.PENANA7i2tjqtKlW
2. done drugs? - no.577Please respect copyright.PENANAp3YpQqVKTX
3. self-harmed? - yes.577Please respect copyright.PENANAKWUWnr7yoC
4. drank? - no.577Please respect copyright.PENANAqkglZFYNeI
5. shoplifted? - yes.577Please respect copyright.PENANAtIOUtRhhe7
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.577Please respect copyright.PENANARhex2gwm6T
7. broken up with someone? - yes.577Please respect copyright.PENANAA77qxXa3Ts
what's your favourite:577Please respect copyright.PENANA5MKbuqPCnU
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.577Please respect copyright.PENANA8oPBmzD9BM
9. movie? - break the silence.577Please respect copyright.PENANAyvDd4btpMb
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.577Please respect copyright.PENANAGy1cS9NGAR
11. artist? - bts.577Please respect copyright.PENANAV7fbMNrshb
12. singer or band? - bts.577Please respect copyright.PENANAaqLEKTSMrD
13. memory? - idk.577Please respect copyright.PENANAtIND4qZugu
14. book? - the cruel prince.577Please respect copyright.PENANA1QJRGHaZzQ
this or that:577Please respect copyright.PENANAHkQnyL2u1Z
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.577Please respect copyright.PENANAu2AHsnb4PR
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.577Please respect copyright.PENANAFM7YfzVtkf
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.577Please respect copyright.PENANAA9j3kfcaHA
18. movies or books? - idk.577Please respect copyright.PENANA2yDRLQj99S
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.577Please respect copyright.PENANA2SbEeqCN1s
20. blind of deaf? - blind.577Please respect copyright.PENANAoJ2YymXXq5
21. tea or coffee? - neither.577Please respect copyright.PENANAN8Odw3Bigp
what's your:577Please respect copyright.PENANAsMv1zW62OI
22. age? - ninety-one.577Please respect copyright.PENANAldOrnw6l5o
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.577Please respect copyright.PENANAoeO3AjHKRb
24. height? - 4'11.577Please respect copyright.PENANAiCRKwXtVIo
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.577Please respect copyright.PENANAfKJcYD1YAI
26. shoe size? - seven.577Please respect copyright.PENANAwa5zuJLB3J
27. religion? - i'm not religious.577Please respect copyright.PENANAHK3wLkAtMO
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.577Please respect copyright.PENANASCxQbT3GGR
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...577Please respect copyright.PENANA9KyCozDcPP
30. second chances? - it depends.577Please respect copyright.PENANA3l3dp65bJG
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.577Please respect copyright.PENANAOJ95ls7U3n
32. abortion? - ew.577Please respect copyright.PENANA8C44eRczhk
33. a death penalty? - ew.577Please respect copyright.PENANAi7uky3MCfw
34. marijuana? - i likes that.577Please respect copyright.PENANAgOeR5bfLa9
35. love? - what's love?577Please respect copyright.PENANAWBroeOgo1a
do you:577Please respect copyright.PENANAKEyh7wT686
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.577Please respect copyright.PENANA1Shc0dVRGv
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3577Please respect copyright.PENANAFvyrafsikK