hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory276Please respect copyright.PENANAokeyEnflvd
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 276Please respect copyright.PENANASPsVDjw2Jr
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.276Please respect copyright.PENANAImMdaCxf7g
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?276Please respect copyright.PENANATm3b9uskd6
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.276Please respect copyright.PENANAWI8SV9fe0c
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.276Please respect copyright.PENANAhfUvSZaHGE
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.276Please respect copyright.PENANAairIbYTl98
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.276Please respect copyright.PENANAbiAWrajFfj
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?276Please respect copyright.PENANAnEvmJ7iuRB
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.276Please respect copyright.PENANATc0Xdgha5c
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.276Please respect copyright.PENANAC71tuH8IKG
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.276Please respect copyright.PENANAGiOKE7t39p
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 276Please respect copyright.PENANAwvrvFXbF4T
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.276Please respect copyright.PENANADnSoUrhueL
girl bestie? - coco <3276Please respect copyright.PENANAY1AZoy8IPY
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.276Please respect copyright.PENANAUIZKDzWVbd
age? - seven years old.276Please respect copyright.PENANA5uYxwvpuRq
last person i texted? - idfk.276Please respect copyright.PENANAqTtSLW4wC1
last person i called? - probably my little brother.276Please respect copyright.PENANAukNSGjF3Ap
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?276Please respect copyright.PENANAIVRTwqOHwI
random fact? - i like food.276Please respect copyright.PENANAvSrV1F4vUF
single or taken? - big, fat taken.276Please respect copyright.PENANAVIROQSAYGN
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.276Please respect copyright.PENANAlKFc1QABhT
first kiss? - bitch wtf?276Please respect copyright.PENANAqPID7CxNRb
ever smoked? - nope.276Please respect copyright.PENANAhrXQvi5n8O
ever done drugs? - nope~276Please respect copyright.PENANAh8uEircRnJ
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.276Please respect copyright.PENANA5FOAnahPly
longest relationship? - five and a half months.276Please respect copyright.PENANA36QIYzPZh6
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.276Please respect copyright.PENANAZtciMr7jif
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.276Please respect copyright.PENANAHrFYUUb8Rl
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.276Please respect copyright.PENANA4ue4yoMJ87
obsession? - kpop.276Please respect copyright.PENANAHoOMXDEAgT
do you give second chances? - that depends.276Please respect copyright.PENANAnv5j01new3
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?276Please respect copyright.PENANALlsCKcOXs4
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.276Please respect copyright.PENANAxb0APR00d2
day or night? - idk.276Please respect copyright.PENANAGeaqAdJbqV
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.276Please respect copyright.PENANAJ41vIRFiWv
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.276Please respect copyright.PENANApgEXmLdyYf
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.276Please respect copyright.PENANAEgYvVOUhgS
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.276Please respect copyright.PENANANZNnnNaD8k
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.276Please respect copyright.PENANAhXpCD4zYdk
favourite movie(s)? - idk.276Please respect copyright.PENANAuOhJ2QIsu6
current mood? - bored and tired.276Please respect copyright.PENANADyZIxEkPuA
jealous of? - a lot of things.276Please respect copyright.PENANAKave10NnzT
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.276Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ft8J2Cwtp
pets? - two dogs.276Please respect copyright.PENANAUottzu593e
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.276Please respect copyright.PENANA7ftsBlazrL
favourite number? - seven.276Please respect copyright.PENANANdWg3IT0GB
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.276Please respect copyright.PENANAGeEWUSfWoV
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.276Please respect copyright.PENANAfFaeqYVVW9
afraid of the dark? - yes.276Please respect copyright.PENANAAVobtsNL2q
one wish? - to be happy for real.276Please respect copyright.PENANAuUB6BwIzMO
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?276Please respect copyright.PENANAzyOnqhd5aJ
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.276Please respect copyright.PENANAs0C3l0cQRd
age? - i'm still seven years old.276Please respect copyright.PENANAYLNAbmDKj3
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.276Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5nVr6zlrL
something you hate about yourself? - my body.276Please respect copyright.PENANALhuQXCbGDV
something you like about yourself? - idk.276Please respect copyright.PENANAEapfrVpCCj
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.276Please respect copyright.PENANAqxE3bHDMj9
favourite band? - bts.276Please respect copyright.PENANAH4BVU6mKLO
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!276Please respect copyright.PENANANxkYZCy90E
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.276Please respect copyright.PENANAZSnPZOOkQk
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.276Please respect copyright.PENANAvrjTOgaU16
girl crush? - emmi.276Please respect copyright.PENANArS6p31PKZ3
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.276Please respect copyright.PENANAg0BvoOLq6O
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^276Please respect copyright.PENANAr6nXRthGp4
talents? - singing.276Please respect copyright.PENANAZsCYoaTID8
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.276Please respect copyright.PENANAfvgwyvRZga
someone i love? - emmi.276Please respect copyright.PENANAb1bqPaPW0p
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.276Please respect copyright.PENANAYjuV4xltNh
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.276Please respect copyright.PENANAZjc07D022l
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.276Please respect copyright.PENANA6wVCh3dHpv
favourite animal? - dogs.276Please respect copyright.PENANAnfAw5Dih6x
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 276Please respect copyright.PENANAYtr5Gsr26I
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.276Please respect copyright.PENANAdp9hugJ5eA
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.276Please respect copyright.PENANAwYtlHokBOo
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.276Please respect copyright.PENANAT3X6NyBOF4
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.276Please respect copyright.PENANA1yYxtRTKej
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 276Please respect copyright.PENANAuRwCLGmIZb
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.276Please respect copyright.PENANAHa0DDMWSS4
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.276Please respect copyright.PENANAMZkUXCA2Ye
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.276Please respect copyright.PENANA9Lt9gdYCtG
country? - i don't live on earth. 276Please respect copyright.PENANAxVPZjaPhrb
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.276Please respect copyright.PENANAjWHyWSnJ7s
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.276Please respect copyright.PENANAY01i7jP9G6
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.276Please respect copyright.PENANAWAWvtFmi9G
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.276Please respect copyright.PENANA4FcWwaiG8Q
country with your favourite accent? - australia.276Please respect copyright.PENANA0lPhHOHOU2
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.276Please respect copyright.PENANAupIMoTzT4D
dog or cat person? - both.276Please respect copyright.PENANAxBzkQsx6Qa
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.276Please respect copyright.PENANAC6HWU941Kl
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.276Please respect copyright.PENANAjWHzU39EMV
do you belive in God? - idk.276Please respect copyright.PENANAu7EU7zDx0z
single or taken? - taken.276Please respect copyright.PENANAMn9VIMPpRq
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*276Please respect copyright.PENANAwYCn6quK7P
birthday year? - 1930.276Please respect copyright.PENANAWqsxpqFXld
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.276Please respect copyright.PENANA2NU9DPci42
age? - what's that?276Please respect copyright.PENANAoz2tEcuFCN
enthinicity? - african american.276Please respect copyright.PENANAeCB9iBCRsx
tea or coffee? - neither.276Please respect copyright.PENANAufJkL57fn9
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.276Please respect copyright.PENANAL2heoAkcO3
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*276Please respect copyright.PENANAknzM5dSzGz
favourite food? - ice cream.276Please respect copyright.PENANAIlWRldTfmg
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 276Please respect copyright.PENANAgXGkFEuh78
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.276Please respect copyright.PENANAY2e04f90Xj
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.276Please respect copyright.PENANAXP78hzPAXD
favourite soda? - sprite.276Please respect copyright.PENANAoKIbZxqkM1
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.276Please respect copyright.PENANAanTl0TaqGK
can you swim? - yes, wtf?276Please respect copyright.PENANAKftBry7xgW
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.276Please respect copyright.PENANAq0ATaw1JAE
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.276Please respect copyright.PENANA1xVqo1CIQU
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.276Please respect copyright.PENANAy0YJxmpUWx
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.276Please respect copyright.PENANAwDaTP3ssLm
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*276Please respect copyright.PENANALxzxcjhVyj
apple or andriod? - apple.276Please respect copyright.PENANA86ljuQtzjM
best dessert? - mochi.276Please respect copyright.PENANAJkdiceELIZ
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have you ever:276Please respect copyright.PENANAq9iC3lsBGi
1. skipped class? - yes.276Please respect copyright.PENANA5KEfV420ep
2. done drugs? - no.276Please respect copyright.PENANAxDt3Xdwz76
3. self-harmed? - yes.276Please respect copyright.PENANAA4XESjCwFD
4. drank? - no.276Please respect copyright.PENANAaKUCc6Xguj
5. shoplifted? - yes.276Please respect copyright.PENANACOa90KbuDX
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.276Please respect copyright.PENANAQESymVNEA0
7. broken up with someone? - yes.276Please respect copyright.PENANAcDZvCnRasx
what's your favourite:276Please respect copyright.PENANAK7bZavIdfK
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.276Please respect copyright.PENANAQKsnyg6lHA
9. movie? - break the silence.276Please respect copyright.PENANARWZtW1QX30
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.276Please respect copyright.PENANAOZfofWKEef
11. artist? - bts.276Please respect copyright.PENANAXponwup6Dc
12. singer or band? - bts.276Please respect copyright.PENANAvFEO7Ttu55
13. memory? - idk.276Please respect copyright.PENANAdMFQGCNAfK
14. book? - the cruel prince.276Please respect copyright.PENANA5GfwtkT9DY
this or that:276Please respect copyright.PENANAaARTfdq09I
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.276Please respect copyright.PENANAjDJWVrpitG
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.276Please respect copyright.PENANAEFvRMdDN6i
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.276Please respect copyright.PENANA1dw09BcO4d
18. movies or books? - idk.276Please respect copyright.PENANAqz3a0LUAWo
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.276Please respect copyright.PENANAufksJgng3M
20. blind of deaf? - blind.276Please respect copyright.PENANAgqUo5AWeNY
21. tea or coffee? - neither.276Please respect copyright.PENANALebHmrTtDD
what's your:276Please respect copyright.PENANA0XQpdM3Wf2
22. age? - ninety-one.276Please respect copyright.PENANA8FTUNZRHu8
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.276Please respect copyright.PENANA8YZaQN5svY
24. height? - 4'11.276Please respect copyright.PENANAmgWcxtgbuI
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.276Please respect copyright.PENANArHBlSOCfO9
26. shoe size? - seven.276Please respect copyright.PENANAfLiZSx5ESU
27. religion? - i'm not religious.276Please respect copyright.PENANABXl6G7dXXE
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.276Please respect copyright.PENANAE2OnK7QIxq
opinion on: 276Please respect copyright.PENANASiyyhIErxK
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...276Please respect copyright.PENANAg3k302C2xi
30. second chances? - it depends.276Please respect copyright.PENANAgV8M332j0x
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.276Please respect copyright.PENANAd00A3I8Flc
32. abortion? - ew.276Please respect copyright.PENANA8qXuyJsyw3
33. a death penalty? - ew.276Please respect copyright.PENANAdlgsWleWs0
34. marijuana? - i likes that.276Please respect copyright.PENANAxn26SH6kle
35. love? - what's love?276Please respect copyright.PENANAaFhRIF5FD6
do you:276Please respect copyright.PENANAPMzSnGndAw
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.276Please respect copyright.PENANAEh1h6lt5iW
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3276Please respect copyright.PENANAtO6i2pWrPp