hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory750Please respect copyright.PENANALOv39qfN6g
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 750Please respect copyright.PENANA4p99CnRcIQ
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.750Please respect copyright.PENANAicTqq06dam
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?750Please respect copyright.PENANACEGe76l6ry
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.750Please respect copyright.PENANAuFelPvaegI
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.750Please respect copyright.PENANAmJ4FrpyJ4B
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.750Please respect copyright.PENANAZRaSRTdjYL
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.750Please respect copyright.PENANAgCXp337lGj
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?750Please respect copyright.PENANAYjKUdx1ZBj
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.750Please respect copyright.PENANAynnoIzocBP
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.750Please respect copyright.PENANAwgDnh5XErb
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.750Please respect copyright.PENANAMyzqAzJQiN
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 750Please respect copyright.PENANA2WyhMnLjSg
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.750Please respect copyright.PENANApKhTOk2t03
girl bestie? - coco <3750Please respect copyright.PENANAvuTzlsGAjh
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.750Please respect copyright.PENANA9QqcWXRID6
age? - seven years old.750Please respect copyright.PENANA5iTUQ9WGeg
last person i texted? - idfk.750Please respect copyright.PENANACF8kC0vOIM
last person i called? - probably my little brother.750Please respect copyright.PENANAQwKlJ4078E
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?750Please respect copyright.PENANAnZzP8gEXLl
random fact? - i like food.750Please respect copyright.PENANA6JdeCJiRZD
single or taken? - big, fat taken.750Please respect copyright.PENANAl1cULTS0ca
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.750Please respect copyright.PENANALKRwPt2Sgv
first kiss? - bitch wtf?750Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1L8i5O6Q9
ever smoked? - nope.750Please respect copyright.PENANAqW9YXWlU4I
ever done drugs? - nope~750Please respect copyright.PENANAZNhdrvXPEC
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.750Please respect copyright.PENANAzP6dFYS4jd
longest relationship? - five and a half months.750Please respect copyright.PENANAUBagUBOkyE
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.750Please respect copyright.PENANAxdzeN2Dh49
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.750Please respect copyright.PENANA8LMHc2DDPU
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.750Please respect copyright.PENANAFnnY5onH9b
obsession? - kpop.750Please respect copyright.PENANAnipcAk0IQv
do you give second chances? - that depends.750Please respect copyright.PENANAorxeWGOVeP
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?750Please respect copyright.PENANAFz2HY8QTfJ
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.750Please respect copyright.PENANA2x8Cjg5Ndg
day or night? - idk.750Please respect copyright.PENANAqIcL1lsU4E
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.750Please respect copyright.PENANAmi9rv9k8Hr
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.750Please respect copyright.PENANAZrmAiTsR5S
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.750Please respect copyright.PENANAVtJscNAuqa
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.750Please respect copyright.PENANAhUTQ8WiK6r
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.750Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2zaJ1NlmB
favourite movie(s)? - idk.750Please respect copyright.PENANAzQtfr0EM7F
current mood? - bored and tired.750Please respect copyright.PENANAkZNGTqUJGV
jealous of? - a lot of things.750Please respect copyright.PENANAf3BnLwb2Mh
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.750Please respect copyright.PENANAaSBa1rJagu
pets? - two dogs.750Please respect copyright.PENANAvvTqvcysgt
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.750Please respect copyright.PENANA7QG0bDXJdc
favourite number? - seven.750Please respect copyright.PENANALa0YhSyTzH
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.750Please respect copyright.PENANAldLm681S5s
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.750Please respect copyright.PENANAVKvE7592mk
afraid of the dark? - yes.750Please respect copyright.PENANAc42PNiBiEQ
one wish? - to be happy for real.750Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZB9TSj95W
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?750Please respect copyright.PENANAETq5b6uww0
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.750Please respect copyright.PENANAf0ylcIHDqy
age? - i'm still seven years old.750Please respect copyright.PENANAMfMXz6VuDN
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.750Please respect copyright.PENANAZVCgsuHKOy
something you hate about yourself? - my body.750Please respect copyright.PENANAdIVdcWJJLt
something you like about yourself? - idk.750Please respect copyright.PENANASk44xcsT2L
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.750Please respect copyright.PENANABN8ntERUzd
favourite band? - bts.750Please respect copyright.PENANAAWSHNCg6VP
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!750Please respect copyright.PENANAl35Kh5g1VH
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.750Please respect copyright.PENANAert7WhbDhK
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.750Please respect copyright.PENANAOrW5PXl0FV
girl crush? - emmi.750Please respect copyright.PENANAUCNMHrLneP
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.750Please respect copyright.PENANAWiYu63T9gk
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^750Please respect copyright.PENANAPCXLVdHqQn
talents? - singing.750Please respect copyright.PENANAff6fRpq9Uv
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.750Please respect copyright.PENANAmwtiDEuKH7
someone i love? - emmi.750Please respect copyright.PENANAoYFSsVUBsx
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.750Please respect copyright.PENANA2gzNFKVdza
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.750Please respect copyright.PENANA6S32vDrpwN
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.750Please respect copyright.PENANAsbecWvLkQD
favourite animal? - dogs.750Please respect copyright.PENANAkeXU7VAvgn
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 750Please respect copyright.PENANAAGmZfyenld
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.750Please respect copyright.PENANA957oCfcl7V
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.750Please respect copyright.PENANAMmSq5KGPmd
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.750Please respect copyright.PENANAHEIi7Amopc
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.750Please respect copyright.PENANAULJRZc4qcB
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 750Please respect copyright.PENANA9hYNsL7xO9
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.750Please respect copyright.PENANAxQla8eEy24
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.750Please respect copyright.PENANAmXSkJXhus0
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.750Please respect copyright.PENANAI72LxoV9zD
country? - i don't live on earth. 750Please respect copyright.PENANAAhsO5tMuVa
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.750Please respect copyright.PENANAILPBnwdDOk
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.750Please respect copyright.PENANAjWhhsXCYUB
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.750Please respect copyright.PENANAVkMao2XQKl
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.750Please respect copyright.PENANAd6WqnwHnH4
country with your favourite accent? - australia.750Please respect copyright.PENANAWBDpWMWtbl
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.750Please respect copyright.PENANAyNSwdcxNwZ
dog or cat person? - both.750Please respect copyright.PENANAif258Vnfvd
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.750Please respect copyright.PENANA7c3Hwct0J0
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.750Please respect copyright.PENANAmdYtG6Bu0Q
do you belive in God? - idk.750Please respect copyright.PENANAKeYtKMQY0N
single or taken? - taken.750Please respect copyright.PENANAUqhgHC8sgq
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*750Please respect copyright.PENANAESDorUqNU3
birthday year? - 1930.750Please respect copyright.PENANAjK4M2txqRe
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.750Please respect copyright.PENANA8wMN2K3Cl7
age? - what's that?750Please respect copyright.PENANA1y9jtarvji
enthinicity? - african american.750Please respect copyright.PENANAQH8xPxFhyO
tea or coffee? - neither.750Please respect copyright.PENANAUBEM9WG3SK
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.750Please respect copyright.PENANAL8HOAqXTJ0
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*750Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5RCAq8FZy
favourite food? - ice cream.750Please respect copyright.PENANAX0FrSVnrTH
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 750Please respect copyright.PENANAnQknXbAnMf
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.750Please respect copyright.PENANAkBO66auX4S
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.750Please respect copyright.PENANA2FayYuVYDw
favourite soda? - sprite.750Please respect copyright.PENANAPb8ITnDs06
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.750Please respect copyright.PENANAcPILMlpNn5
can you swim? - yes, wtf?750Please respect copyright.PENANAXLzp905nI3
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.750Please respect copyright.PENANAzms969WBZX
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.750Please respect copyright.PENANAxHfWVif0wK
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.750Please respect copyright.PENANAFPhuvTM9l5
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.750Please respect copyright.PENANAHUHRe3RW6c
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*750Please respect copyright.PENANAEaFVX0A5sM
apple or andriod? - apple.750Please respect copyright.PENANAvxoKhwMQGD
best dessert? - mochi.750Please respect copyright.PENANAx7PopwMDzE
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have you ever:750Please respect copyright.PENANA3wlsTgVWDi
1. skipped class? - yes.750Please respect copyright.PENANAD6W2GHKgN4
2. done drugs? - no.750Please respect copyright.PENANArOB03ZNTQB
3. self-harmed? - yes.750Please respect copyright.PENANA3Lst8Vrap4
4. drank? - no.750Please respect copyright.PENANASazZnPp276
5. shoplifted? - yes.750Please respect copyright.PENANANXefEiZ4yM
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.750Please respect copyright.PENANA8CBnwU6Dmc
7. broken up with someone? - yes.750Please respect copyright.PENANAfQ47WzhMrq
what's your favourite:750Please respect copyright.PENANAdpl4lqlwHU
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.750Please respect copyright.PENANABpTFCy2BB1
9. movie? - break the silence.750Please respect copyright.PENANAZIpjezbXTt
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.750Please respect copyright.PENANAriI0usyhxf
11. artist? - bts.750Please respect copyright.PENANAbt7DAr2Oof
12. singer or band? - bts.750Please respect copyright.PENANA59OWbW8XWz
13. memory? - idk.750Please respect copyright.PENANAuTxwqGsgCf
14. book? - the cruel prince.750Please respect copyright.PENANA12Eu3eW0ys
this or that:750Please respect copyright.PENANATAMaOsMNUr
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.750Please respect copyright.PENANAiO42NgC3BT
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.750Please respect copyright.PENANAKMOHy3S8DF
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.750Please respect copyright.PENANAog1Kz6eqvX
18. movies or books? - idk.750Please respect copyright.PENANAV7a5kqoIvG
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.750Please respect copyright.PENANATlroO1YeR2
20. blind of deaf? - blind.750Please respect copyright.PENANAywqsekUeaK
21. tea or coffee? - neither.750Please respect copyright.PENANA4vMgnf87Ss
what's your:750Please respect copyright.PENANATgu3XfWyK4
22. age? - ninety-one.750Please respect copyright.PENANAUxAEwcZpud
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.750Please respect copyright.PENANAykNGEA7JYK
24. height? - 4'11.750Please respect copyright.PENANATTly0PFtYH
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.750Please respect copyright.PENANA4hZ8BTkOMV
26. shoe size? - seven.750Please respect copyright.PENANAt1RB6GLFJ8
27. religion? - i'm not religious.750Please respect copyright.PENANAXQseJuo5cB
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.750Please respect copyright.PENANA4tNjmmGeZ7
opinion on: 750Please respect copyright.PENANAfkzvOJjXaZ
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...750Please respect copyright.PENANAtv2oZAQOvz
30. second chances? - it depends.750Please respect copyright.PENANAtesXxIo30m
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.750Please respect copyright.PENANA8qQpZ3eDni
32. abortion? - ew.750Please respect copyright.PENANALeqpFDKRkv
33. a death penalty? - ew.750Please respect copyright.PENANAr8RQl4bH5e
34. marijuana? - i likes that.750Please respect copyright.PENANAWCelRX5Z6n
35. love? - what's love?750Please respect copyright.PENANAdDiaDHzh3d
do you:750Please respect copyright.PENANAMfTl6stARK
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.750Please respect copyright.PENANAFzK4wsSuj4
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3750Please respect copyright.PENANA33qZO6ggRR


