
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory440Please respect copyright.PENANAGsWfmvRC6l
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 440Please respect copyright.PENANAXk83wAfwRz
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.440Please respect copyright.PENANAJwDklWevsd
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?440Please respect copyright.PENANAqktE5bvUSE
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.440Please respect copyright.PENANAmiGj8knwHg
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.440Please respect copyright.PENANAXpkvcUucLq
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.440Please respect copyright.PENANAJEYe6Avm4X
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.440Please respect copyright.PENANAONG7HulgbU
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?440Please respect copyright.PENANAatsTIhCUfY
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.440Please respect copyright.PENANASdc41L5sbK
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.440Please respect copyright.PENANAMsxNoDKb49
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.440Please respect copyright.PENANAlNurilqprS
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 440Please respect copyright.PENANAD8muhYdkV8
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.440Please respect copyright.PENANAJIYatYfF5p
girl bestie? - coco <3440Please respect copyright.PENANAmywNkZ5CWU
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.440Please respect copyright.PENANAZLVXQ2JYzI
age? - seven years old.440Please respect copyright.PENANAbLAhly6DMM
last person i texted? - idfk.440Please respect copyright.PENANAIeWyoIolIl
last person i called? - probably my little brother.440Please respect copyright.PENANACmYdaBaZWd
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?440Please respect copyright.PENANAcsZtEavzCe
random fact? - i like food.440Please respect copyright.PENANA5ym6kQHN0H
single or taken? - big, fat taken.440Please respect copyright.PENANAFcO8CBHsCG
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.440Please respect copyright.PENANAeuDfXRBnOv
first kiss? - bitch wtf?440Please respect copyright.PENANAcYfu6znICm
ever smoked? - nope.440Please respect copyright.PENANAb1lzrzZl8Z
ever done drugs? - nope~440Please respect copyright.PENANAhAC3Kzm2D7
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.440Please respect copyright.PENANAEJfuD6nC6g
longest relationship? - five and a half months.440Please respect copyright.PENANAVbTmVR4vF8
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.440Please respect copyright.PENANAPYaOTpd9bO
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.440Please respect copyright.PENANAd2EOJ7GXlf
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.440Please respect copyright.PENANAouqjmTkfb2
obsession? - kpop.440Please respect copyright.PENANAwOAsw6gvT1
do you give second chances? - that depends.440Please respect copyright.PENANAVklXAEuOr6
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?440Please respect copyright.PENANAymlJRrxEjY
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.440Please respect copyright.PENANAQq6EAEQA5C
day or night? - idk.440Please respect copyright.PENANAq2thhjIRYc
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.440Please respect copyright.PENANA0OSEzBHlyP
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.440Please respect copyright.PENANA3HL0nnYQfr
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.440Please respect copyright.PENANACfV0ApiB0N
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.440Please respect copyright.PENANAlhqJlbmlST
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.440Please respect copyright.PENANAmqESNyVjOU
favourite movie(s)? - idk.440Please respect copyright.PENANAVJNZ0bhrBE
current mood? - bored and tired.440Please respect copyright.PENANAmLHM5grH1g
jealous of? - a lot of things.440Please respect copyright.PENANAzKvQ1xSnt0
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.440Please respect copyright.PENANAz8lVWmSZNG
pets? - two dogs.440Please respect copyright.PENANAhD7h1huZKz
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.440Please respect copyright.PENANA8WOhB97won
favourite number? - seven.440Please respect copyright.PENANAl2AhtUJ1UJ
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.440Please respect copyright.PENANARQUrreXIlM
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.440Please respect copyright.PENANAWtHvaJamlD
afraid of the dark? - yes.440Please respect copyright.PENANAOQbx4c4aO0
one wish? - to be happy for real.440Please respect copyright.PENANAnWCqwbasq9
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?440Please respect copyright.PENANAtqLLxy6z3A
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.440Please respect copyright.PENANAfk31fHL1u8
age? - i'm still seven years old.440Please respect copyright.PENANACogvhzvLhY
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.440Please respect copyright.PENANAS8njy6UXM6
something you hate about yourself? - my body.440Please respect copyright.PENANAtCBw1CmuvE
something you like about yourself? - idk.440Please respect copyright.PENANAHjliNo6fGG
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.440Please respect copyright.PENANA97CisCpQ2e
favourite band? - bts.440Please respect copyright.PENANAK6HI0OwRLO
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!440Please respect copyright.PENANANGE5XQovmM
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.440Please respect copyright.PENANASDqjrJj3O3
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.440Please respect copyright.PENANAKVNNK7ECNh
girl crush? - emmi.440Please respect copyright.PENANARrt6cR57QI
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.440Please respect copyright.PENANAqt3WwCPixx
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^440Please respect copyright.PENANAERd65l6NE2
talents? - singing.440Please respect copyright.PENANAR9XEviFeMO
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.440Please respect copyright.PENANA9B9nZsYWV0
someone i love? - emmi.440Please respect copyright.PENANAwP8kEqj7er
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.440Please respect copyright.PENANATDs9eevv6l
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.440Please respect copyright.PENANAfykMZyyqhs
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.440Please respect copyright.PENANAHhBGMwg2qb
favourite animal? - dogs.440Please respect copyright.PENANAIwJnHDSkyk
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 440Please respect copyright.PENANApJCVuY1F6A
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.440Please respect copyright.PENANAieVpaMXipz
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.440Please respect copyright.PENANA7FXupXUe26
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.440Please respect copyright.PENANAiqBai4pHSz
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.440Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9gBVPW9By
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 440Please respect copyright.PENANApJVM6Xv6uG
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.440Please respect copyright.PENANAfqL4O2zfvB
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.440Please respect copyright.PENANALg7BDvfcuH
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.440Please respect copyright.PENANAkz6KNGc1Rw
country? - i don't live on earth. 440Please respect copyright.PENANAGGTEVpjkvc
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.440Please respect copyright.PENANArdDjKfCjcF
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.440Please respect copyright.PENANAGzu8WYtcvE
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.440Please respect copyright.PENANA8s5cuWILsM
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.440Please respect copyright.PENANAk2a3hcVJN7
country with your favourite accent? - australia.440Please respect copyright.PENANAzi4xYZmBGQ
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.440Please respect copyright.PENANAASBwqRiKX2
dog or cat person? - both.440Please respect copyright.PENANA8cW9dkw1Eu
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.440Please respect copyright.PENANAQOBlbQ03g8
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.440Please respect copyright.PENANAxov24QTGgn
do you belive in God? - idk.440Please respect copyright.PENANAs8deZN4s0S
single or taken? - taken.440Please respect copyright.PENANAvA8puVgP9w
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*440Please respect copyright.PENANABlFAfqQcFb
birthday year? - 1930.440Please respect copyright.PENANAWm8VieBEdy
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.440Please respect copyright.PENANAdT18O8zraS
age? - what's that?440Please respect copyright.PENANAtOxRdFTzEO
enthinicity? - african american.440Please respect copyright.PENANAMud28DnVrK
tea or coffee? - neither.440Please respect copyright.PENANAUSOUs38V4P
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.440Please respect copyright.PENANAfj8WLPF5eo
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*440Please respect copyright.PENANA1hBziCLcow
favourite food? - ice cream.440Please respect copyright.PENANAAAP8rBUthJ
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 440Please respect copyright.PENANANTGPw8rBgs
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.440Please respect copyright.PENANAtPlk4vrUQR
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.440Please respect copyright.PENANAjZQ02M96EL
favourite soda? - sprite.440Please respect copyright.PENANAQNuzP0Jsfa
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.440Please respect copyright.PENANAbIIFwWClt8
can you swim? - yes, wtf?440Please respect copyright.PENANA4y5biYfdjc
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.440Please respect copyright.PENANAGiH1GFk4Vu
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.440Please respect copyright.PENANAhZSgVIiqLq
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.440Please respect copyright.PENANAWdjM7oOS8Y
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.440Please respect copyright.PENANARTYiopstHr
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*440Please respect copyright.PENANAAutTcxgRNG
apple or andriod? - apple.440Please respect copyright.PENANAWY7c2f3ul1
best dessert? - mochi.440Please respect copyright.PENANAQUD8S0j8ca
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have you ever:440Please respect copyright.PENANAIeeto1BRIp
1. skipped class? - yes.440Please respect copyright.PENANA23lNfyRt4P
2. done drugs? - no.440Please respect copyright.PENANAvjPs5DM2Hy
3. self-harmed? - yes.440Please respect copyright.PENANA5luny0x5T1
4. drank? - no.440Please respect copyright.PENANA9rZ1KzIGxX
5. shoplifted? - yes.440Please respect copyright.PENANADc97KfTX1E
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.440Please respect copyright.PENANA96prWc5Y8t
7. broken up with someone? - yes.440Please respect copyright.PENANA9QpQFWq67Z
what's your favourite:440Please respect copyright.PENANA6nJvqifz8q
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.440Please respect copyright.PENANAlaYknbkLGr
9. movie? - break the silence.440Please respect copyright.PENANAQm1QbSG9An
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.440Please respect copyright.PENANA1WZskHmpQr
11. artist? - bts.440Please respect copyright.PENANAiDgGtoQ0Am
12. singer or band? - bts.440Please respect copyright.PENANAYXsfcp0qF6
13. memory? - idk.440Please respect copyright.PENANA7eZVulFy9s
14. book? - the cruel prince.440Please respect copyright.PENANAxnJVgWjqhs
this or that:440Please respect copyright.PENANAijigBwPwhG
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.440Please respect copyright.PENANAOhPVwiD1gt
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.440Please respect copyright.PENANAqD7DcWUJgW
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.440Please respect copyright.PENANAZisexkYR1E
18. movies or books? - idk.440Please respect copyright.PENANAzCCdJ7hnvS
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.440Please respect copyright.PENANA3JG1So6CDf
20. blind of deaf? - blind.440Please respect copyright.PENANA2MPGLae99R
21. tea or coffee? - neither.440Please respect copyright.PENANAL9jyR0FFJK
what's your:440Please respect copyright.PENANAQUbkbo1Ikt
22. age? - ninety-one.440Please respect copyright.PENANAFWvuMIK9q9
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.440Please respect copyright.PENANAL46JDTNb2p
24. height? - 4'11.440Please respect copyright.PENANAqOKFVIRFY7
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.440Please respect copyright.PENANAK8wrGQkjYa
26. shoe size? - seven.440Please respect copyright.PENANA8MIf3PxglP
27. religion? - i'm not religious.440Please respect copyright.PENANA5kEVibnUQk
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.440Please respect copyright.PENANAZjjkpayxbE
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...440Please respect copyright.PENANA3irwvCI7wP
30. second chances? - it depends.440Please respect copyright.PENANAKVrxmBgmBw
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.440Please respect copyright.PENANAIDnm1c1RDh
32. abortion? - ew.440Please respect copyright.PENANAieU2AFIrhj
33. a death penalty? - ew.440Please respect copyright.PENANAG3mqKkHLpV
34. marijuana? - i likes that.440Please respect copyright.PENANAriYsoiFxr2
35. love? - what's love?440Please respect copyright.PENANAKRPt2hcCjz
do you:440Please respect copyright.PENANAEPQuWBsMy1
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.440Please respect copyright.PENANAdN6tHwgZpY
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3440Please respect copyright.PENANArUzO67xIcN