
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory442Please respect copyright.PENANARP7NaGUEOv
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 442Please respect copyright.PENANA9Cw0m3psmG
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.442Please respect copyright.PENANAYEkxaFeM6E
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?442Please respect copyright.PENANAM5dUvn4GOC
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.442Please respect copyright.PENANAyBTNQH8m5b
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.442Please respect copyright.PENANAO7JtPMBqc3
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.442Please respect copyright.PENANAETdSCamb7V
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.442Please respect copyright.PENANAzFh0DwpAXm
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?442Please respect copyright.PENANA2kzljxSzlZ
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.442Please respect copyright.PENANALcm2IYYx6T
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.442Please respect copyright.PENANAX1Ep49MmzM
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.442Please respect copyright.PENANAjU4rXVks6U
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 442Please respect copyright.PENANAJaFobDajQp
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.442Please respect copyright.PENANAAYi9fjPJjn
girl bestie? - coco <3442Please respect copyright.PENANAWpx249WtK2
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.442Please respect copyright.PENANAJR7x1pbEJj
age? - seven years old.442Please respect copyright.PENANABetS3NxEef
last person i texted? - idfk.442Please respect copyright.PENANAYpatbXSj2Q
last person i called? - probably my little brother.442Please respect copyright.PENANAxFhBkZXkf8
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?442Please respect copyright.PENANA4clkBFL96u
random fact? - i like food.442Please respect copyright.PENANAy6PHyYRd7C
single or taken? - big, fat taken.442Please respect copyright.PENANAiwZ4MIQRKi
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.442Please respect copyright.PENANASXJWR3bajS
first kiss? - bitch wtf?442Please respect copyright.PENANAMU9qWBIvb9
ever smoked? - nope.442Please respect copyright.PENANAL4ZLraaVob
ever done drugs? - nope~442Please respect copyright.PENANAorGoy7YuO0
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.442Please respect copyright.PENANAyu46aDBD9p
longest relationship? - five and a half months.442Please respect copyright.PENANAsuhks2lsYJ
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.442Please respect copyright.PENANAU6fOtYUcD2
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.442Please respect copyright.PENANAsz1JsGkaVc
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.442Please respect copyright.PENANAlsw2hjFiz6
obsession? - kpop.442Please respect copyright.PENANAWfFqoWtk27
do you give second chances? - that depends.442Please respect copyright.PENANACCVGzJ7VaK
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?442Please respect copyright.PENANAbxv4ZvwHPB
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.442Please respect copyright.PENANAAA2nhloctM
day or night? - idk.442Please respect copyright.PENANARo4fkAiFqI
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.442Please respect copyright.PENANAEdSFv1M72J
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.442Please respect copyright.PENANABJIXnF3Efq
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.442Please respect copyright.PENANAUyxoquWPV8
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.442Please respect copyright.PENANAE3z1feTVpY
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.442Please respect copyright.PENANAwsQcYEYhXJ
favourite movie(s)? - idk.442Please respect copyright.PENANA6uSniVyoqg
current mood? - bored and tired.442Please respect copyright.PENANAFglQ626RIj
jealous of? - a lot of things.442Please respect copyright.PENANAdg7bAmOoPz
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.442Please respect copyright.PENANADB6ZxTzPEO
pets? - two dogs.442Please respect copyright.PENANAJc1ceBBxA6
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.442Please respect copyright.PENANAMKbwOKFtz2
favourite number? - seven.442Please respect copyright.PENANAFDMFqumGGG
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.442Please respect copyright.PENANAGIIG3V1pCn
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.442Please respect copyright.PENANAAbQhzLQqfF
afraid of the dark? - yes.442Please respect copyright.PENANAwF36nx4Msx
one wish? - to be happy for real.442Please respect copyright.PENANAkP2tQp9u4R
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?442Please respect copyright.PENANAQlhAsunqIL
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.442Please respect copyright.PENANAd3pk6ztQg0
age? - i'm still seven years old.442Please respect copyright.PENANAJofMRpC59B
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.442Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4NCc6o7Xr
something you hate about yourself? - my body.442Please respect copyright.PENANAXU3ofCvPMQ
something you like about yourself? - idk.442Please respect copyright.PENANAL6tYZig5pV
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.442Please respect copyright.PENANAK6oJF7aRj2
favourite band? - bts.442Please respect copyright.PENANARudY7w9gpi
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!442Please respect copyright.PENANAAGsOoZBEiA
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.442Please respect copyright.PENANAmXNFT5yODO
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.442Please respect copyright.PENANAsmQeKCPu8M
girl crush? - emmi.442Please respect copyright.PENANAsBybzVR31t
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.442Please respect copyright.PENANAarbnpcqdh0
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^442Please respect copyright.PENANAaxLFGpts4S
talents? - singing.442Please respect copyright.PENANAbuBEU5MPU7
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.442Please respect copyright.PENANAzBFU6oSGNc
someone i love? - emmi.442Please respect copyright.PENANAJxyj1VXHJn
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.442Please respect copyright.PENANAp1jmAs3E6K
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.442Please respect copyright.PENANAW1wQKS0myc
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.442Please respect copyright.PENANAhxs3Q5YWlv
favourite animal? - dogs.442Please respect copyright.PENANAtR4VYkfYLm
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 442Please respect copyright.PENANAzs3TzgkOKN
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.442Please respect copyright.PENANARcAfvSh2an
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.442Please respect copyright.PENANAPxInuGUt2i
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.442Please respect copyright.PENANA1qmXirTunZ
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.442Please respect copyright.PENANAr8MSlauH2s
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 442Please respect copyright.PENANAqUELfA76O8
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.442Please respect copyright.PENANACXgnMQHgoW
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.442Please respect copyright.PENANAZYMFk3VWvk
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.442Please respect copyright.PENANAGNgxbuXFjN
country? - i don't live on earth. 442Please respect copyright.PENANAkKybfTiV4p
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.442Please respect copyright.PENANAXJD794FpIA
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.442Please respect copyright.PENANAQH8x8o4nLb
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.442Please respect copyright.PENANA6JwlCK9MF7
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.442Please respect copyright.PENANAKwNhfdfp5v
country with your favourite accent? - australia.442Please respect copyright.PENANAkEthBZOgDY
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.442Please respect copyright.PENANAOVl8CrTVSR
dog or cat person? - both.442Please respect copyright.PENANAM6fnf86hKR
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.442Please respect copyright.PENANAxxFBdZ8OFm
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.442Please respect copyright.PENANAw9ABcYcRPn
do you belive in God? - idk.442Please respect copyright.PENANAWdouVRdnr4
single or taken? - taken.442Please respect copyright.PENANAWfhZe6Vw0Z
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*442Please respect copyright.PENANAj8ib0YEklx
birthday year? - 1930.442Please respect copyright.PENANAGRPbIqRI9a
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.442Please respect copyright.PENANAXnB6fy7qIR
age? - what's that?442Please respect copyright.PENANAJ35WcCbGvC
enthinicity? - african american.442Please respect copyright.PENANAZXQj421QZQ
tea or coffee? - neither.442Please respect copyright.PENANApixsBRKCTV
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.442Please respect copyright.PENANAjJKjaEU32T
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*442Please respect copyright.PENANAfMXxNJH9eq
favourite food? - ice cream.442Please respect copyright.PENANAYrTOWDT0RM
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 442Please respect copyright.PENANAqGMa5QwwE9
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.442Please respect copyright.PENANAVVbIgfdkpU
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.442Please respect copyright.PENANAlRV192sE4q
favourite soda? - sprite.442Please respect copyright.PENANAXcIGD9yOFW
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.442Please respect copyright.PENANA1Lba7BdQP5
can you swim? - yes, wtf?442Please respect copyright.PENANAzdgBcVRxzN
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.442Please respect copyright.PENANAfnwu2T41dL
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.442Please respect copyright.PENANAXcIEIGcllo
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.442Please respect copyright.PENANASeHNuwUvyz
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.442Please respect copyright.PENANAjhh14B4YzB
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*442Please respect copyright.PENANAxbKFgVVrpY
apple or andriod? - apple.442Please respect copyright.PENANARzgeASFeHc
best dessert? - mochi.442Please respect copyright.PENANApywit4bVrs
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have you ever:442Please respect copyright.PENANAb14bFysfJd
1. skipped class? - yes.442Please respect copyright.PENANAXfPYScL1bK
2. done drugs? - no.442Please respect copyright.PENANAaCb3prdyOr
3. self-harmed? - yes.442Please respect copyright.PENANAguRuCJhkb5
4. drank? - no.442Please respect copyright.PENANAmLPXGoDK9B
5. shoplifted? - yes.442Please respect copyright.PENANAis7gXXXplp
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.442Please respect copyright.PENANAqofWntpqKe
7. broken up with someone? - yes.442Please respect copyright.PENANA26Vd9ZVrjr
what's your favourite:442Please respect copyright.PENANAreJOtWlaTB
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.442Please respect copyright.PENANAMqSRR5r8tQ
9. movie? - break the silence.442Please respect copyright.PENANAVKvGBxnB0h
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.442Please respect copyright.PENANAO5gp7urCwG
11. artist? - bts.442Please respect copyright.PENANALRXG2zxBZs
12. singer or band? - bts.442Please respect copyright.PENANALjnX6pxcZH
13. memory? - idk.442Please respect copyright.PENANABaOhoFbeQu
14. book? - the cruel prince.442Please respect copyright.PENANAk3tWwFwPkj
this or that:442Please respect copyright.PENANAjuYjF6Quhb
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.442Please respect copyright.PENANAfDnwnKdGRi
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.442Please respect copyright.PENANAN8IhRHyvHg
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.442Please respect copyright.PENANAAcRPgRFjVS
18. movies or books? - idk.442Please respect copyright.PENANAX2idQ3MHUm
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.442Please respect copyright.PENANA39mBiLLMQ5
20. blind of deaf? - blind.442Please respect copyright.PENANAOkNkIFJcK5
21. tea or coffee? - neither.442Please respect copyright.PENANAzJQJEyBer6
what's your:442Please respect copyright.PENANAbI0bXcKzc0
22. age? - ninety-one.442Please respect copyright.PENANA3aszhIQirs
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.442Please respect copyright.PENANAkFUw7vWm42
24. height? - 4'11.442Please respect copyright.PENANAYhsimI2NWq
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.442Please respect copyright.PENANAftEDT4UFob
26. shoe size? - seven.442Please respect copyright.PENANAD83tqzN50Q
27. religion? - i'm not religious.442Please respect copyright.PENANA3XYZgDiG4M
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.442Please respect copyright.PENANA1VigGPK7FG
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...442Please respect copyright.PENANA5K2fGxRJyA
30. second chances? - it depends.442Please respect copyright.PENANAIslxfg7Cb6
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.442Please respect copyright.PENANAKgArSPjX6F
32. abortion? - ew.442Please respect copyright.PENANA9F2NcinTGk
33. a death penalty? - ew.442Please respect copyright.PENANAXLpSWZNpFt
34. marijuana? - i likes that.442Please respect copyright.PENANA00CNgwnrlJ
35. love? - what's love?442Please respect copyright.PENANAVFJCAciNLr
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36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.442Please respect copyright.PENANAhyZrNptvPb
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3442Please respect copyright.PENANAztensFUFsc