
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory562Please respect copyright.PENANAu76FZD6tiP
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 562Please respect copyright.PENANAy6cP35id1O
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.562Please respect copyright.PENANAobng5jtyud
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?562Please respect copyright.PENANAE9PzWyftH4
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.562Please respect copyright.PENANA1zWBzWVQkx
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.562Please respect copyright.PENANAnT0KAyano2
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.562Please respect copyright.PENANAzLqtpklC1s
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.562Please respect copyright.PENANA4aZcnroDrY
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?562Please respect copyright.PENANA2dzBQGrezl
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.562Please respect copyright.PENANAmVvTFRfnz3
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.562Please respect copyright.PENANAkw9GTrFIag
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.562Please respect copyright.PENANAnqMX1vCbmO
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 562Please respect copyright.PENANArK8JFctODn
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.562Please respect copyright.PENANAcyapWo7aBV
girl bestie? - coco <3562Please respect copyright.PENANAy28ZILuOzk
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.562Please respect copyright.PENANAj8F5wHshmi
age? - seven years old.562Please respect copyright.PENANAq53RAUFTsH
last person i texted? - idfk.562Please respect copyright.PENANABYun9N4mA7
last person i called? - probably my little brother.562Please respect copyright.PENANAPLIUWQLttp
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?562Please respect copyright.PENANAwW4V7Ypi9I
random fact? - i like food.562Please respect copyright.PENANAjS9GSzf3C8
single or taken? - big, fat taken.562Please respect copyright.PENANAwg2JIkg4ef
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.562Please respect copyright.PENANANSOUOo9oLH
first kiss? - bitch wtf?562Please respect copyright.PENANAyLpluQ1pkf
ever smoked? - nope.562Please respect copyright.PENANAXZY6Qic5aE
ever done drugs? - nope~562Please respect copyright.PENANAlnE0PM17Vt
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.562Please respect copyright.PENANAuJfc9fglO0
longest relationship? - five and a half months.562Please respect copyright.PENANAFGK5bOqRMe
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.562Please respect copyright.PENANAKYM8B7MXYv
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.562Please respect copyright.PENANAlH1gfpHYcB
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.562Please respect copyright.PENANArOs6MQV9yc
obsession? - kpop.562Please respect copyright.PENANAPy2g75OXiW
do you give second chances? - that depends.562Please respect copyright.PENANALv5xgo6jL7
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?562Please respect copyright.PENANAgTDd5flC3l
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.562Please respect copyright.PENANAVZFhFpJCEY
day or night? - idk.562Please respect copyright.PENANAMKHX3jxgss
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.562Please respect copyright.PENANAKRJd2wzUpV
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.562Please respect copyright.PENANA5vJLwOctv1
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.562Please respect copyright.PENANAKGA3IDMPRg
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.562Please respect copyright.PENANAYKlV4fGPUF
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.562Please respect copyright.PENANA7sXvvljCSp
favourite movie(s)? - idk.562Please respect copyright.PENANA3bJTx8OzFd
current mood? - bored and tired.562Please respect copyright.PENANAX9vCwCRglk
jealous of? - a lot of things.562Please respect copyright.PENANAHz9RlPtqVO
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.562Please respect copyright.PENANAEw6OW7w162
pets? - two dogs.562Please respect copyright.PENANAcM48YtuuV2
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.562Please respect copyright.PENANAksxyAOguCL
favourite number? - seven.562Please respect copyright.PENANAj1xN0lb6TA
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.562Please respect copyright.PENANArXFonNzmLx
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.562Please respect copyright.PENANAWQntSpLDhU
afraid of the dark? - yes.562Please respect copyright.PENANAdt1DD07e6w
one wish? - to be happy for real.562Please respect copyright.PENANANsqZZ0aHoj
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?562Please respect copyright.PENANAmd9MI1eioj
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.562Please respect copyright.PENANAQ017lnxWpD
age? - i'm still seven years old.562Please respect copyright.PENANAnCg8FgvEGC
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.562Please respect copyright.PENANA73yEs3tHPw
something you hate about yourself? - my body.562Please respect copyright.PENANACWpCRG3gpa
something you like about yourself? - idk.562Please respect copyright.PENANAAAFgr3x8Af
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.562Please respect copyright.PENANAOe50fwhdUJ
favourite band? - bts.562Please respect copyright.PENANAdEZ6F2sSGm
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!562Please respect copyright.PENANAaWVC0DZ7SC
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.562Please respect copyright.PENANAaVmaB8pc6p
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.562Please respect copyright.PENANAqlBdEuWD4N
girl crush? - emmi.562Please respect copyright.PENANACZchSe5Xpy
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.562Please respect copyright.PENANAzY9KCqj9Cz
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^562Please respect copyright.PENANAwffhDcCKxI
talents? - singing.562Please respect copyright.PENANAzs9rB4U3Yn
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.562Please respect copyright.PENANAhEjQFwQ2Nn
someone i love? - emmi.562Please respect copyright.PENANA1FBhAPvkDt
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.562Please respect copyright.PENANAeKMQNH8XJg
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.562Please respect copyright.PENANAhgyNhcadm7
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.562Please respect copyright.PENANAeNEtBohEYW
favourite animal? - dogs.562Please respect copyright.PENANAeSEVsgsMWJ
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 562Please respect copyright.PENANAuvHwtfbmPA
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.562Please respect copyright.PENANAIRiAxqM4sp
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.562Please respect copyright.PENANAAE2foImKsT
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.562Please respect copyright.PENANAfuJaS3BV9d
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.562Please respect copyright.PENANAhOrpi7VbXK
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 562Please respect copyright.PENANAGY1YXtXldk
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.562Please respect copyright.PENANAGKdZuwaWY5
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.562Please respect copyright.PENANAr34rAyZPBL
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.562Please respect copyright.PENANA3c0WIRhVFS
country? - i don't live on earth. 562Please respect copyright.PENANABVruMDYUNW
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.562Please respect copyright.PENANA6lrUcLCjm1
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.562Please respect copyright.PENANA9X2Lm7cuci
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.562Please respect copyright.PENANAWfbreJw4ll
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.562Please respect copyright.PENANAuCZo695mXL
country with your favourite accent? - australia.562Please respect copyright.PENANAu0jg3VDGVY
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.562Please respect copyright.PENANAh1Ltlt3aTo
dog or cat person? - both.562Please respect copyright.PENANArs96RbwHxo
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.562Please respect copyright.PENANAXNhjYTRAFr
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.562Please respect copyright.PENANA8qkLpy1yaM
do you belive in God? - idk.562Please respect copyright.PENANA71M9rTWuRR
single or taken? - taken.562Please respect copyright.PENANALG0RrFyJH5
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*562Please respect copyright.PENANAWh6cLJetrq
birthday year? - 1930.562Please respect copyright.PENANAptkHsIFnyz
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.562Please respect copyright.PENANAKpcRjMTycH
age? - what's that?562Please respect copyright.PENANAwe5SJHtP3z
enthinicity? - african american.562Please respect copyright.PENANAR6vGN99kR4
tea or coffee? - neither.562Please respect copyright.PENANAsH2EuP94MO
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.562Please respect copyright.PENANACzInsN0vtP
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*562Please respect copyright.PENANAPM7CdqgecG
favourite food? - ice cream.562Please respect copyright.PENANAeJdl9L5GCG
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 562Please respect copyright.PENANA3qWLZsm4nO
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.562Please respect copyright.PENANAuS5EHJdCAi
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.562Please respect copyright.PENANAfQTs12Weiv
favourite soda? - sprite.562Please respect copyright.PENANATfPJowtXdr
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.562Please respect copyright.PENANAmNdHskQRQt
can you swim? - yes, wtf?562Please respect copyright.PENANA3q3CAdZfQf
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.562Please respect copyright.PENANAFEKDmy2Qpy
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.562Please respect copyright.PENANAUbDhLXLM6j
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.562Please respect copyright.PENANAqMxOgakbcd
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.562Please respect copyright.PENANA1SWAVZ2QZl
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*562Please respect copyright.PENANAGV4ECSZjaN
apple or andriod? - apple.562Please respect copyright.PENANAgECdVYHaYm
best dessert? - mochi.562Please respect copyright.PENANAidM9RpDoqF
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have you ever:562Please respect copyright.PENANAm7A10T0s52
1. skipped class? - yes.562Please respect copyright.PENANAEQz0K13NIh
2. done drugs? - no.562Please respect copyright.PENANAEyX3MUG1Ez
3. self-harmed? - yes.562Please respect copyright.PENANApNeSrZYTmq
4. drank? - no.562Please respect copyright.PENANA2WU8vjTfFD
5. shoplifted? - yes.562Please respect copyright.PENANAPO5KWF4Ufu
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.562Please respect copyright.PENANAIxENv3m3iT
7. broken up with someone? - yes.562Please respect copyright.PENANA46t6ob0uSO
what's your favourite:562Please respect copyright.PENANAP0oxL2gYjF
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.562Please respect copyright.PENANAASjHKtbUsP
9. movie? - break the silence.562Please respect copyright.PENANAMMuv4xfAqw
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.562Please respect copyright.PENANApeKaleRvdW
11. artist? - bts.562Please respect copyright.PENANAeTzHir5o3e
12. singer or band? - bts.562Please respect copyright.PENANAUUQiWJB0gS
13. memory? - idk.562Please respect copyright.PENANA0CI7P67fXs
14. book? - the cruel prince.562Please respect copyright.PENANAMA5AureQjx
this or that:562Please respect copyright.PENANAiwGGNXIZlk
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.562Please respect copyright.PENANAx3IBoyrSUd
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.562Please respect copyright.PENANAMC6Jk06wmP
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.562Please respect copyright.PENANAt0fP0OZp07
18. movies or books? - idk.562Please respect copyright.PENANAWPmHdg8GT0
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.562Please respect copyright.PENANAxN7D90Bk7I
20. blind of deaf? - blind.562Please respect copyright.PENANAnjtQLhsUWI
21. tea or coffee? - neither.562Please respect copyright.PENANAStQjunyrOY
what's your:562Please respect copyright.PENANA7bZrRfXC22
22. age? - ninety-one.562Please respect copyright.PENANAEn8wsctw8L
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.562Please respect copyright.PENANALF4pg7rU77
24. height? - 4'11.562Please respect copyright.PENANA4UJ7N6KGIe
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.562Please respect copyright.PENANAKUPkD3ne2o
26. shoe size? - seven.562Please respect copyright.PENANAJgNBpQNKOU
27. religion? - i'm not religious.562Please respect copyright.PENANArTLW9cMML9
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.562Please respect copyright.PENANAgnUPwGBdeo
opinion on: 562Please respect copyright.PENANAQ32xgnMzVE
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...562Please respect copyright.PENANA51OWfR2A3L
30. second chances? - it depends.562Please respect copyright.PENANAN8elaUPSwh
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.562Please respect copyright.PENANA7qZGhIE030
32. abortion? - ew.562Please respect copyright.PENANAzH3Zo9BwHZ
33. a death penalty? - ew.562Please respect copyright.PENANAl9XGQPOkvs
34. marijuana? - i likes that.562Please respect copyright.PENANAnkpRdCX5yL
35. love? - what's love?562Please respect copyright.PENANAcDoLpydLFr
do you:562Please respect copyright.PENANArnudcGTAc6
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.562Please respect copyright.PENANAFOHdnSa3p1
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3562Please respect copyright.PENANAEww0kBrDK8