
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory526Please respect copyright.PENANABPR1rhJLsG
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 526Please respect copyright.PENANAhFxkdwPKzB
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.526Please respect copyright.PENANAqN8mGehtlE
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?526Please respect copyright.PENANARMOY7umAsm
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.526Please respect copyright.PENANAKForZLlyuK
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.526Please respect copyright.PENANASpmPvuenhO
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.526Please respect copyright.PENANAsDPmD26qQS
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.526Please respect copyright.PENANArN6FozAwg9
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?526Please respect copyright.PENANAGj5ZyszjG2
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.526Please respect copyright.PENANAYAlu52S2ZJ
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.526Please respect copyright.PENANA0M7u1zG3wt
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.526Please respect copyright.PENANAIFEv7GNLfy
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 526Please respect copyright.PENANABY40DVpdCL
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.526Please respect copyright.PENANAJk6s2VcAbv
girl bestie? - coco <3526Please respect copyright.PENANAm3aJ9rza3q
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.526Please respect copyright.PENANAzdrTWsmUiY
age? - seven years old.526Please respect copyright.PENANAnS8BVDHC5L
last person i texted? - idfk.526Please respect copyright.PENANApMJWx9D2TB
last person i called? - probably my little brother.526Please respect copyright.PENANA01KeaJBrOc
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?526Please respect copyright.PENANAjFI3HPHboE
random fact? - i like food.526Please respect copyright.PENANA7QkJWerz07
single or taken? - big, fat taken.526Please respect copyright.PENANA21ogXpX1Aa
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.526Please respect copyright.PENANA63Hv4Rch3v
first kiss? - bitch wtf?526Please respect copyright.PENANAJSRY8Zvb9V
ever smoked? - nope.526Please respect copyright.PENANANNyiC5ad47
ever done drugs? - nope~526Please respect copyright.PENANAjYEQqdYSfl
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.526Please respect copyright.PENANADUgqegAh6X
longest relationship? - five and a half months.526Please respect copyright.PENANAhtgZ9N9fgt
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.526Please respect copyright.PENANADusVWvVMMr
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.526Please respect copyright.PENANAfe1uYgTIU4
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.526Please respect copyright.PENANAZKrO67Y4nh
obsession? - kpop.526Please respect copyright.PENANAGh4PfZgzkC
do you give second chances? - that depends.526Please respect copyright.PENANAicumLpJVr8
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?526Please respect copyright.PENANAqzjLWPfSGh
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.526Please respect copyright.PENANA887dIRx4wk
day or night? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANArCvqeHjFIN
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANASkO9Nse3c1
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.526Please respect copyright.PENANAuWvql2XV3E
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.526Please respect copyright.PENANAyUGFkPqfyj
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.526Please respect copyright.PENANArmirPSrlow
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.526Please respect copyright.PENANATeVqf4udrD
favourite movie(s)? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANAgXjSfwcvDY
current mood? - bored and tired.526Please respect copyright.PENANAgvjHD4poRw
jealous of? - a lot of things.526Please respect copyright.PENANAgxuiZ6GSii
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.526Please respect copyright.PENANAviQRHtrbdU
pets? - two dogs.526Please respect copyright.PENANAEDmqYHK9UY
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.526Please respect copyright.PENANAVLWktAnUNM
favourite number? - seven.526Please respect copyright.PENANAOT2VP4YMRk
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.526Please respect copyright.PENANAYA5rP9dXQ1
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.526Please respect copyright.PENANAlNo9eG0Hrk
afraid of the dark? - yes.526Please respect copyright.PENANAFMBNJkRpZQ
one wish? - to be happy for real.526Please respect copyright.PENANA9N2MCsnzN6
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?526Please respect copyright.PENANABzL5zGdWQT
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.526Please respect copyright.PENANA4QXJPGKF1G
age? - i'm still seven years old.526Please respect copyright.PENANAAuKKwzYEf8
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.526Please respect copyright.PENANA4QYzkyJpif
something you hate about yourself? - my body.526Please respect copyright.PENANAlyN0ckJ7OY
something you like about yourself? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANAIuh5xaENTu
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.526Please respect copyright.PENANAIcgd9V37sb
favourite band? - bts.526Please respect copyright.PENANAdmdnT9Jqqd
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!526Please respect copyright.PENANA6onGpQxYCw
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.526Please respect copyright.PENANAHUHTOAeKGY
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.526Please respect copyright.PENANAk12laUwmwA
girl crush? - emmi.526Please respect copyright.PENANAFvh4PJNIMi
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.526Please respect copyright.PENANAntHGIuqKJM
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^526Please respect copyright.PENANAKl8bCYzMrq
talents? - singing.526Please respect copyright.PENANAnhj2uqPGTI
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.526Please respect copyright.PENANAZZ42KbDC8I
someone i love? - emmi.526Please respect copyright.PENANAWldIpNbz5q
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.526Please respect copyright.PENANAMc6XdSv0av
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.526Please respect copyright.PENANALFcYh98kKq
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.526Please respect copyright.PENANALZoAaiL8mi
favourite animal? - dogs.526Please respect copyright.PENANA3Q0OMEgJXe
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 526Please respect copyright.PENANAHx6I7LNZ67
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.526Please respect copyright.PENANAqxv9uhoKFX
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.526Please respect copyright.PENANAZx81yegZRY
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.526Please respect copyright.PENANAnZha92mmgk
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.526Please respect copyright.PENANAMRbEAfS5ZJ
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 526Please respect copyright.PENANATpKqqRRaQY
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.526Please respect copyright.PENANAnPkS0PC8bt
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.526Please respect copyright.PENANAXUDzIfj47M
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.526Please respect copyright.PENANAkkyg6MjDki
country? - i don't live on earth. 526Please respect copyright.PENANATT128bZnJJ
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.526Please respect copyright.PENANAnnfHU1Yh4O
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.526Please respect copyright.PENANA3yY6taqwbQ
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.526Please respect copyright.PENANAFk8CsHmBo2
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.526Please respect copyright.PENANAxeuqT1Z0iP
country with your favourite accent? - australia.526Please respect copyright.PENANAsbvj2OFlk8
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.526Please respect copyright.PENANAdckTOhdlFk
dog or cat person? - both.526Please respect copyright.PENANAbLrsdflclC
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.526Please respect copyright.PENANAKkTW7UqGSq
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.526Please respect copyright.PENANArgWwSvf7tM
do you belive in God? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANAMQScuHo92j
single or taken? - taken.526Please respect copyright.PENANAxwNzktFXlt
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*526Please respect copyright.PENANALRS0yiTCCt
birthday year? - 1930.526Please respect copyright.PENANAKZhLXTXwl5
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.526Please respect copyright.PENANA9qfS0ZeUUH
age? - what's that?526Please respect copyright.PENANASwLC8kFEWv
enthinicity? - african american.526Please respect copyright.PENANAqGF2Ti9pVn
tea or coffee? - neither.526Please respect copyright.PENANAbxBvi4nF6V
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.526Please respect copyright.PENANAoXZbBwrQ3n
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*526Please respect copyright.PENANADAmoYjAMX4
favourite food? - ice cream.526Please respect copyright.PENANAUZYLz4HqAF
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 526Please respect copyright.PENANA0AFmBps1MQ
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.526Please respect copyright.PENANA5waO27Cb55
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.526Please respect copyright.PENANAqnYYBDvXeN
favourite soda? - sprite.526Please respect copyright.PENANA4XtpQjOJpO
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.526Please respect copyright.PENANAgkb10RPFW4
can you swim? - yes, wtf?526Please respect copyright.PENANARCcwh5Xn4a
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.526Please respect copyright.PENANADlPmADBKJw
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.526Please respect copyright.PENANAW31nGvZbKb
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.526Please respect copyright.PENANARno5dyQFqh
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.526Please respect copyright.PENANA1qcDvX82v1
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*526Please respect copyright.PENANANvjqQqucvB
apple or andriod? - apple.526Please respect copyright.PENANABy07yQDBhj
best dessert? - mochi.526Please respect copyright.PENANAGXvttVLsvP
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have you ever:526Please respect copyright.PENANAZJ5pq0qEDf
1. skipped class? - yes.526Please respect copyright.PENANAbvI1NX9rTN
2. done drugs? - no.526Please respect copyright.PENANA42o2GCAg6g
3. self-harmed? - yes.526Please respect copyright.PENANA94y9h9jb9g
4. drank? - no.526Please respect copyright.PENANAEaoWXhGbM1
5. shoplifted? - yes.526Please respect copyright.PENANAFh0pAWzwQu
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.526Please respect copyright.PENANAYIW4qCzHFN
7. broken up with someone? - yes.526Please respect copyright.PENANAG5TNhR33o2
what's your favourite:526Please respect copyright.PENANAohfRsqgHEM
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.526Please respect copyright.PENANA9eVQJmXkR1
9. movie? - break the silence.526Please respect copyright.PENANAAn4qky6z3P
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.526Please respect copyright.PENANAlYV6JOdUWg
11. artist? - bts.526Please respect copyright.PENANA1dI1HUAkfy
12. singer or band? - bts.526Please respect copyright.PENANAH97oCWiC98
13. memory? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANAuTIAOSoeG6
14. book? - the cruel prince.526Please respect copyright.PENANAcry3HjFo0B
this or that:526Please respect copyright.PENANA4X553UBNIG
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.526Please respect copyright.PENANAqx2YrKIFSF
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.526Please respect copyright.PENANAOGYAegJwua
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.526Please respect copyright.PENANAiERQrjQg84
18. movies or books? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANA0zLhNyuWx5
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.526Please respect copyright.PENANALS6zjuoX6A
20. blind of deaf? - blind.526Please respect copyright.PENANATFdigZ3a01
21. tea or coffee? - neither.526Please respect copyright.PENANAFWZFURDq1u
what's your:526Please respect copyright.PENANA588VSWvKbm
22. age? - ninety-one.526Please respect copyright.PENANA06G9PV4Z0Q
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.526Please respect copyright.PENANAbbITHuO9l7
24. height? - 4'11.526Please respect copyright.PENANAAouygkW56B
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.526Please respect copyright.PENANAoBELgcMYxA
26. shoe size? - seven.526Please respect copyright.PENANA1o2u2AFdZL
27. religion? - i'm not religious.526Please respect copyright.PENANAltmPnrxt87
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.526Please respect copyright.PENANAfyInKgK7Lb
opinion on: 526Please respect copyright.PENANA34oyjwKkek
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...526Please respect copyright.PENANAAoq51XCit5
30. second chances? - it depends.526Please respect copyright.PENANAFZNp74nDT5
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.526Please respect copyright.PENANAFRMF5V1Fog
32. abortion? - ew.526Please respect copyright.PENANAiAmlr8AZVO
33. a death penalty? - ew.526Please respect copyright.PENANA5jVaP8OsoP
34. marijuana? - i likes that.526Please respect copyright.PENANA60oSO9XvY0
35. love? - what's love?526Please respect copyright.PENANAxIfGgb6ADu
do you:526Please respect copyright.PENANAlRM2Stt1sa
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.526Please respect copyright.PENANAv3yw7qpzWk
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3526Please respect copyright.PENANAPvlaKpwxEi