
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory460Please respect copyright.PENANAwV2c5SK31b
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 460Please respect copyright.PENANAWZYJD741rl
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.460Please respect copyright.PENANAy9CB8Zl9Ba
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?460Please respect copyright.PENANA6JHxoFKmxz
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.460Please respect copyright.PENANAxHY2CIdGjc
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.460Please respect copyright.PENANAZvQMk7HXbt
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.460Please respect copyright.PENANABgvMd2pfBT
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.460Please respect copyright.PENANAaFHH1ikbTo
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?460Please respect copyright.PENANAoXp79VFlX9
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.460Please respect copyright.PENANANbSxUWrCVr
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.460Please respect copyright.PENANAMXQjOdhBMr
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.460Please respect copyright.PENANAsxqcmcoZT6
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 460Please respect copyright.PENANANVh2L9lT4D
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.460Please respect copyright.PENANAesQepiV2Av
girl bestie? - coco <3460Please respect copyright.PENANALxqNEy2lRw
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.460Please respect copyright.PENANA9F7uyOm8ub
age? - seven years old.460Please respect copyright.PENANAIJZe1cYj6q
last person i texted? - idfk.460Please respect copyright.PENANA5DXIGsfLhC
last person i called? - probably my little brother.460Please respect copyright.PENANAbYVWcpGS3o
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?460Please respect copyright.PENANAZZN5Ifiz01
random fact? - i like food.460Please respect copyright.PENANADq8ce6jWv6
single or taken? - big, fat taken.460Please respect copyright.PENANAYImFzS6RZP
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.460Please respect copyright.PENANAS0Z493cOdR
first kiss? - bitch wtf?460Please respect copyright.PENANA2MKql7WYYy
ever smoked? - nope.460Please respect copyright.PENANAjiz7uADiTd
ever done drugs? - nope~460Please respect copyright.PENANAx8Aaihm3TL
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.460Please respect copyright.PENANAemTTX6vpXK
longest relationship? - five and a half months.460Please respect copyright.PENANAPZwjnI8v4z
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.460Please respect copyright.PENANAB0E2M89Ein
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.460Please respect copyright.PENANApW07DMKZHI
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.460Please respect copyright.PENANADFbjenUH4U
obsession? - kpop.460Please respect copyright.PENANAJJ9bwD3gzu
do you give second chances? - that depends.460Please respect copyright.PENANAZ34qP5JjGw
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?460Please respect copyright.PENANAr6zYPRV1wc
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.460Please respect copyright.PENANAwgCjIPNy6y
day or night? - idk.460Please respect copyright.PENANAxbqR7rpe0q
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.460Please respect copyright.PENANAaUVzLP1Fh9
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.460Please respect copyright.PENANAjihwNlbMDl
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.460Please respect copyright.PENANAbp2npURZvI
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.460Please respect copyright.PENANALL6OVLERIh
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.460Please respect copyright.PENANAzoJPhBdf5l
favourite movie(s)? - idk.460Please respect copyright.PENANAudqgc8RwvE
current mood? - bored and tired.460Please respect copyright.PENANAs5kqJZEHfM
jealous of? - a lot of things.460Please respect copyright.PENANAqq30ubMmqC
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.460Please respect copyright.PENANAmDJW6Xx8lP
pets? - two dogs.460Please respect copyright.PENANAgXhBrA0eNT
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.460Please respect copyright.PENANAb3NpkxuvvV
favourite number? - seven.460Please respect copyright.PENANAUunTyXSVBl
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.460Please respect copyright.PENANADFpUpy72qm
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.460Please respect copyright.PENANAKRXQLH0CkL
afraid of the dark? - yes.460Please respect copyright.PENANATZBq1B1rLk
one wish? - to be happy for real.460Please respect copyright.PENANAJkHJTEac6g
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?460Please respect copyright.PENANAT6BOzXzu45
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.460Please respect copyright.PENANAjAbbccuxqv
age? - i'm still seven years old.460Please respect copyright.PENANAEU4RjdxQQe
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.460Please respect copyright.PENANAiBBNoyA4BW
something you hate about yourself? - my body.460Please respect copyright.PENANASV48PyNmBn
something you like about yourself? - idk.460Please respect copyright.PENANADEgXNpAMAZ
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.460Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9y4OoyZ0R
favourite band? - bts.460Please respect copyright.PENANAVl2L3tq0Ui
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!460Please respect copyright.PENANAftErhZCkzT
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.460Please respect copyright.PENANAknPIknb1dr
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.460Please respect copyright.PENANAoxZBttGdB8
girl crush? - emmi.460Please respect copyright.PENANAV6ydIxhPbG
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.460Please respect copyright.PENANAbgINmDPE54
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^460Please respect copyright.PENANAX38aERis2Z
talents? - singing.460Please respect copyright.PENANAttMamQGnrd
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.460Please respect copyright.PENANAZz1uhdSpH4
someone i love? - emmi.460Please respect copyright.PENANARldYx901gY
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.460Please respect copyright.PENANARpLh9FtN0q
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.460Please respect copyright.PENANAZba5PehJOm
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.460Please respect copyright.PENANAIleVasMSwS
favourite animal? - dogs.460Please respect copyright.PENANAiomyNEqlKg
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 460Please respect copyright.PENANAPRXapxVeDh
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.460Please respect copyright.PENANAqMs34OGJ3Q
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.460Please respect copyright.PENANAlm7wWdkEpW
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.460Please respect copyright.PENANASIFV7N4RJS
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.460Please respect copyright.PENANAuRs9OMd7OF
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 460Please respect copyright.PENANAMVP7Gdir3Z
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.460Please respect copyright.PENANA9KEEWL316F
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.460Please respect copyright.PENANABRq0hq2iZb
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.460Please respect copyright.PENANAhAY04SRXPa
country? - i don't live on earth. 460Please respect copyright.PENANAnC9YnhVAE8
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.460Please respect copyright.PENANAHnxuZKwAWS
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.460Please respect copyright.PENANArGbhNrASui
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.460Please respect copyright.PENANAldKEij27Yy
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.460Please respect copyright.PENANAc52BZUOb82
country with your favourite accent? - australia.460Please respect copyright.PENANAlohlSHqNeB
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.460Please respect copyright.PENANARCwh0azWBo
dog or cat person? - both.460Please respect copyright.PENANA5y4WJjMxaH
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.460Please respect copyright.PENANAZx7SVfMO9Y
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.460Please respect copyright.PENANAcX2KWH24LQ
do you belive in God? - idk.460Please respect copyright.PENANAOBHcOYM13I
single or taken? - taken.460Please respect copyright.PENANACyHQYE20mx
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*460Please respect copyright.PENANAYAmGKlCeLx
birthday year? - 1930.460Please respect copyright.PENANAFrVyAnMhFn
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.460Please respect copyright.PENANAkGpLuK0Niz
age? - what's that?460Please respect copyright.PENANAPxQWMHBWri
enthinicity? - african american.460Please respect copyright.PENANAJkIvxQBMI3
tea or coffee? - neither.460Please respect copyright.PENANAoacwCBDxoV
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.460Please respect copyright.PENANA2XQv4WZbsU
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*460Please respect copyright.PENANAaenXWJEh7s
favourite food? - ice cream.460Please respect copyright.PENANAGcV8HPYWqJ
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 460Please respect copyright.PENANAxvhbFBurbY
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.460Please respect copyright.PENANA3ltgt7FPMi
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.460Please respect copyright.PENANAeuHke5YFWP
favourite soda? - sprite.460Please respect copyright.PENANAp2vqwjRTKA
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.460Please respect copyright.PENANAYk6TojDKjt
can you swim? - yes, wtf?460Please respect copyright.PENANAo0dJJ88ubC
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.460Please respect copyright.PENANA942l5dZl2e
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.460Please respect copyright.PENANANNHmhp6LQt
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.460Please respect copyright.PENANAneeIstvlhd
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.460Please respect copyright.PENANAcxepkfeHvG
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*460Please respect copyright.PENANAhYMq1WITS4
apple or andriod? - apple.460Please respect copyright.PENANALWRbdqsBj9
best dessert? - mochi.460Please respect copyright.PENANAaRwvjM06rP
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have you ever:460Please respect copyright.PENANAREIRxNzcW0
1. skipped class? - yes.460Please respect copyright.PENANA3Tmo2Rsi77
2. done drugs? - no.460Please respect copyright.PENANAhgzc3n4GRq
3. self-harmed? - yes.460Please respect copyright.PENANAsgK05lcQov
4. drank? - no.460Please respect copyright.PENANAaQAPxyPwEP
5. shoplifted? - yes.460Please respect copyright.PENANA6RTMRzy1FP
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.460Please respect copyright.PENANAqvs73ujVs7
7. broken up with someone? - yes.460Please respect copyright.PENANAe8QMAZSOxE
what's your favourite:460Please respect copyright.PENANAdet8OHKF7o
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.460Please respect copyright.PENANAOzc9A7cCxU
9. movie? - break the silence.460Please respect copyright.PENANAtI9WdpB6Bi
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.460Please respect copyright.PENANAd6QMeoOuMm
11. artist? - bts.460Please respect copyright.PENANAPNY0FsGZGN
12. singer or band? - bts.460Please respect copyright.PENANAArVIj3J6ZS
13. memory? - idk.460Please respect copyright.PENANATT8S12tnVr
14. book? - the cruel prince.460Please respect copyright.PENANA56vEgCBLkC
this or that:460Please respect copyright.PENANASXJBd609wo
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.460Please respect copyright.PENANAMck23jPmm2
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.460Please respect copyright.PENANALI7xKETTmi
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.460Please respect copyright.PENANAE5BxNh1J8j
18. movies or books? - idk.460Please respect copyright.PENANA5fCa4VsTBH
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.460Please respect copyright.PENANAuSL29CDLA5
20. blind of deaf? - blind.460Please respect copyright.PENANA2qav08FVQD
21. tea or coffee? - neither.460Please respect copyright.PENANANpzSYJRqjl
what's your:460Please respect copyright.PENANAUbO1HdjczE
22. age? - ninety-one.460Please respect copyright.PENANApqUeY3plrN
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.460Please respect copyright.PENANAf48NkUfazH
24. height? - 4'11.460Please respect copyright.PENANAe30Clntpqo
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.460Please respect copyright.PENANAOG9OjcQ2Ui
26. shoe size? - seven.460Please respect copyright.PENANAFKdjkZnSN3
27. religion? - i'm not religious.460Please respect copyright.PENANALRdiaptTE2
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.460Please respect copyright.PENANASXHH21uMbW
opinion on: 460Please respect copyright.PENANAf1ROtbvjIN
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...460Please respect copyright.PENANAbjtgpyVCh1
30. second chances? - it depends.460Please respect copyright.PENANA2UTb0w9EgO
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.460Please respect copyright.PENANAmA2XjAY6m5
32. abortion? - ew.460Please respect copyright.PENANAifC4uzRo2Y
33. a death penalty? - ew.460Please respect copyright.PENANAg0jQID8LaB
34. marijuana? - i likes that.460Please respect copyright.PENANABJF5g2GMlY
35. love? - what's love?460Please respect copyright.PENANAGIEgfkBUcT
do you:460Please respect copyright.PENANAaFmN65pTv8
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.460Please respect copyright.PENANAiyI6vWnrOZ
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3460Please respect copyright.PENANAk3TcAG6GBr