
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory522Please respect copyright.PENANA1EpMAbdyIm
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 522Please respect copyright.PENANAvqdlCNPlsz
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.522Please respect copyright.PENANAD3O1gjcIRk
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?522Please respect copyright.PENANAUUS8z15iQv
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.522Please respect copyright.PENANAlP4pX2Y6dl
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.522Please respect copyright.PENANAYkSk4Yt1as
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.522Please respect copyright.PENANAFH4EWhW5UP
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.522Please respect copyright.PENANAR01S0rRmYR
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?522Please respect copyright.PENANA99D0QV7NkI
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.522Please respect copyright.PENANA6GSKenzbEG
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.522Please respect copyright.PENANAVZHroHWs6K
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.522Please respect copyright.PENANAK9VcI9MkWd
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 522Please respect copyright.PENANA2kNCvbIQeM
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.522Please respect copyright.PENANAP8IcOw2Atw
girl bestie? - coco <3522Please respect copyright.PENANA4k2Nwk8ZcV
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.522Please respect copyright.PENANA2TJfg1a7ST
age? - seven years old.522Please respect copyright.PENANA7v4efu0hda
last person i texted? - idfk.522Please respect copyright.PENANA4Bl1cxok7U
last person i called? - probably my little brother.522Please respect copyright.PENANAyUFMTypSKF
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?522Please respect copyright.PENANAtL5sFfZOcg
random fact? - i like food.522Please respect copyright.PENANAd65cSIcJtE
single or taken? - big, fat taken.522Please respect copyright.PENANAHabLUyANxj
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.522Please respect copyright.PENANAhJ0LtOCjlf
first kiss? - bitch wtf?522Please respect copyright.PENANATQf1BwJq64
ever smoked? - nope.522Please respect copyright.PENANAdxdKlNBDPA
ever done drugs? - nope~522Please respect copyright.PENANAKkB2WiDzZB
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.522Please respect copyright.PENANADr1rXNnvAw
longest relationship? - five and a half months.522Please respect copyright.PENANAGDBUHXl5Rr
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.522Please respect copyright.PENANAha0q9EfPLZ
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.522Please respect copyright.PENANAzUmhtoNapg
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.522Please respect copyright.PENANAuAE14aBmhV
obsession? - kpop.522Please respect copyright.PENANAQI6H0Zy6oe
do you give second chances? - that depends.522Please respect copyright.PENANA2500fwRPqk
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?522Please respect copyright.PENANAdFvPxz7UgF
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.522Please respect copyright.PENANATEZ2Nqr4Ry
day or night? - idk.522Please respect copyright.PENANAOhjS59UNEN
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.522Please respect copyright.PENANAtXqKuYmb3b
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.522Please respect copyright.PENANAZhKlh12gRj
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.522Please respect copyright.PENANA0wKmHEVAcR
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.522Please respect copyright.PENANAqOFYjddUVf
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.522Please respect copyright.PENANAWlqL7lfaY3
favourite movie(s)? - idk.522Please respect copyright.PENANAhZjtXGDHye
current mood? - bored and tired.522Please respect copyright.PENANAvb2gJwmyzY
jealous of? - a lot of things.522Please respect copyright.PENANAkSrUDlZhMf
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.522Please respect copyright.PENANAKMJ5H0ld3E
pets? - two dogs.522Please respect copyright.PENANANWwHjkY8Sw
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.522Please respect copyright.PENANA1xcVxku0sJ
favourite number? - seven.522Please respect copyright.PENANA4Au4tRyRbX
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.522Please respect copyright.PENANAJHiTZsg4RA
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.522Please respect copyright.PENANAGxwno4RUuu
afraid of the dark? - yes.522Please respect copyright.PENANAfco1arnB77
one wish? - to be happy for real.522Please respect copyright.PENANAl89peFcM7T
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?522Please respect copyright.PENANAmolDQCFPoM
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.522Please respect copyright.PENANA2grZsMY8A7
age? - i'm still seven years old.522Please respect copyright.PENANAV1UhcwLjys
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.522Please respect copyright.PENANA8uuTcnQfAB
something you hate about yourself? - my body.522Please respect copyright.PENANA4IgSRYx5uL
something you like about yourself? - idk.522Please respect copyright.PENANAggDG1kx3Dm
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.522Please respect copyright.PENANAjuESxwJSQE
favourite band? - bts.522Please respect copyright.PENANAkpoWzN2TIE
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!522Please respect copyright.PENANAsO2ibeZU4a
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.522Please respect copyright.PENANA4Y3BLh6DzL
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.522Please respect copyright.PENANArH7u7OxgSk
girl crush? - emmi.522Please respect copyright.PENANAlP2KxYSXru
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.522Please respect copyright.PENANAjSQM7KDS5r
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^522Please respect copyright.PENANAxD0tWZdnIM
talents? - singing.522Please respect copyright.PENANAYmupktVqYA
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.522Please respect copyright.PENANA9O8hXkyqWP
someone i love? - emmi.522Please respect copyright.PENANAiBfO92vN9p
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.522Please respect copyright.PENANA1zJnYcoVPC
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.522Please respect copyright.PENANAEenS2EpKbW
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.522Please respect copyright.PENANA9wIWntDlj2
favourite animal? - dogs.522Please respect copyright.PENANAvRV6E3L1Zo
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 522Please respect copyright.PENANAj7eXi94LTL
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.522Please respect copyright.PENANAYCZEOaDeHd
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.522Please respect copyright.PENANAL6s6YHPIx3
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.522Please respect copyright.PENANAynKtCypZEy
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.522Please respect copyright.PENANA6QrCu9n5lk
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 522Please respect copyright.PENANAxzhNN5U5Oi
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.522Please respect copyright.PENANA2TfCvaD34K
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.522Please respect copyright.PENANAPfTdYnXTUu
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.522Please respect copyright.PENANAc75TJ74ObH
country? - i don't live on earth. 522Please respect copyright.PENANAVNZ4JQFH1N
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.522Please respect copyright.PENANAkxmBPE2tIK
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.522Please respect copyright.PENANA4bYyxu9js0
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.522Please respect copyright.PENANADV1N2KRgLH
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.522Please respect copyright.PENANADPULOJNeCU
country with your favourite accent? - australia.522Please respect copyright.PENANAvimGhk91YJ
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.522Please respect copyright.PENANAc4Wy0NtRnZ
dog or cat person? - both.522Please respect copyright.PENANA9RYgzY4xqx
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.522Please respect copyright.PENANAlK1sZ6tNN6
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.522Please respect copyright.PENANADfuwdV3HIW
do you belive in God? - idk.522Please respect copyright.PENANAd3c6tDgWjH
single or taken? - taken.522Please respect copyright.PENANAKl0UBLWeCu
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*522Please respect copyright.PENANASHGRreMhRM
birthday year? - 1930.522Please respect copyright.PENANARfIiY4DPLx
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.522Please respect copyright.PENANAS6fRZ6WnuE
age? - what's that?522Please respect copyright.PENANAeJsnIOBrWb
enthinicity? - african american.522Please respect copyright.PENANAbboCHs0jqc
tea or coffee? - neither.522Please respect copyright.PENANAFvvvD0Y2Bz
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.522Please respect copyright.PENANAwSTsZDY2qB
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*522Please respect copyright.PENANA8XXBE7oSEh
favourite food? - ice cream.522Please respect copyright.PENANA9mCC6bi99C
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 522Please respect copyright.PENANAmjcy54aVln
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.522Please respect copyright.PENANArl6EHOQlpn
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.522Please respect copyright.PENANADh1p1Kf5qB
favourite soda? - sprite.522Please respect copyright.PENANAJuLpgeMrM8
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.522Please respect copyright.PENANARzOx16S3DI
can you swim? - yes, wtf?522Please respect copyright.PENANAip6lJh0N5L
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.522Please respect copyright.PENANABl1I3Ezu2f
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.522Please respect copyright.PENANAEjuuuWEfSJ
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.522Please respect copyright.PENANAWXIFchW6KI
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.522Please respect copyright.PENANAVANhNcLGwr
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*522Please respect copyright.PENANAb067kH7n8Y
apple or andriod? - apple.522Please respect copyright.PENANAk1VFhoBpRG
best dessert? - mochi.522Please respect copyright.PENANAARVyCloeVS
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have you ever:522Please respect copyright.PENANA9CeebBoLDi
1. skipped class? - yes.522Please respect copyright.PENANADiCURrkQkg
2. done drugs? - no.522Please respect copyright.PENANATUS3PpzgYd
3. self-harmed? - yes.522Please respect copyright.PENANApja1cu5EQw
4. drank? - no.522Please respect copyright.PENANAL69Vcusjdv
5. shoplifted? - yes.522Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2xBvW03ny
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.522Please respect copyright.PENANALNlT9jm0kQ
7. broken up with someone? - yes.522Please respect copyright.PENANAZpzBckBhVh
what's your favourite:522Please respect copyright.PENANAWq456vB81I
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.522Please respect copyright.PENANAiYlIPoO63T
9. movie? - break the silence.522Please respect copyright.PENANATxuxMuuwXM
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.522Please respect copyright.PENANAqppmrjxJ2N
11. artist? - bts.522Please respect copyright.PENANAHSbwxw7Dbu
12. singer or band? - bts.522Please respect copyright.PENANABtMd6YXHsV
13. memory? - idk.522Please respect copyright.PENANA7hEZPzABWS
14. book? - the cruel prince.522Please respect copyright.PENANAg4qCWlqtyb
this or that:522Please respect copyright.PENANAFDkPMoontB
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.522Please respect copyright.PENANAAvxjFSBQRj
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.522Please respect copyright.PENANAfurfZv26TT
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.522Please respect copyright.PENANAYOP5BikauQ
18. movies or books? - idk.522Please respect copyright.PENANAJZxpq0cJdb
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.522Please respect copyright.PENANAJLWhTwsL7y
20. blind of deaf? - blind.522Please respect copyright.PENANAL828Hc71td
21. tea or coffee? - neither.522Please respect copyright.PENANA9ncD05Rhve
what's your:522Please respect copyright.PENANAn0ZUasMEKd
22. age? - ninety-one.522Please respect copyright.PENANAd3CrmJiZVW
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.522Please respect copyright.PENANAwLaQo8wCNv
24. height? - 4'11.522Please respect copyright.PENANAcPjKFGEphd
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.522Please respect copyright.PENANADwmAQlyCl8
26. shoe size? - seven.522Please respect copyright.PENANAyPeytQDISC
27. religion? - i'm not religious.522Please respect copyright.PENANAcurpAwkw1s
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.522Please respect copyright.PENANA3m4WUqgjPn
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...522Please respect copyright.PENANAlhBBbnn3sq
30. second chances? - it depends.522Please respect copyright.PENANAIR3XyDbI4W
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.522Please respect copyright.PENANARw7htFkN6v
32. abortion? - ew.522Please respect copyright.PENANAPem75sH4sh
33. a death penalty? - ew.522Please respect copyright.PENANASQjpY56Z7O
34. marijuana? - i likes that.522Please respect copyright.PENANAYdE0Ke21oN
35. love? - what's love?522Please respect copyright.PENANAJNLDt5UFYa
do you:522Please respect copyright.PENANAqfVstiL5AX
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.522Please respect copyright.PENANA96rgQoMi76
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3522Please respect copyright.PENANAmtq9vNRvQJ