
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory602Please respect copyright.PENANA9covkr7941
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 602Please respect copyright.PENANA83g1ERJ1dm
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.602Please respect copyright.PENANA2ADej9B4QL
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?602Please respect copyright.PENANAugrqzx0f9f
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.602Please respect copyright.PENANA4gPGdxVQsM
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.602Please respect copyright.PENANA7bsdZtOFLP
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.602Please respect copyright.PENANAO2bIg9w5Sm
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.602Please respect copyright.PENANAFbLeIHfYLX
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?602Please respect copyright.PENANASqAIZWS0BG
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.602Please respect copyright.PENANAgf4iZsSDfr
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.602Please respect copyright.PENANAQZFkTKEFpk
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.602Please respect copyright.PENANAIwOIqAGVJq
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 602Please respect copyright.PENANAfbvYoQxuut
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.602Please respect copyright.PENANAXo0fayVdqd
girl bestie? - coco <3602Please respect copyright.PENANASSbtIeoZDo
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.602Please respect copyright.PENANAeJAApzb7RH
age? - seven years old.602Please respect copyright.PENANAMl9oU9f8bD
last person i texted? - idfk.602Please respect copyright.PENANAAJbNaQm4tQ
last person i called? - probably my little brother.602Please respect copyright.PENANAynbmMYseuy
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?602Please respect copyright.PENANAnrnpjN64ud
random fact? - i like food.602Please respect copyright.PENANA52oKXqTQ7W
single or taken? - big, fat taken.602Please respect copyright.PENANATyLf55p8h7
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.602Please respect copyright.PENANAMT7SWad24A
first kiss? - bitch wtf?602Please respect copyright.PENANAweuopn4LcI
ever smoked? - nope.602Please respect copyright.PENANACMVrj9HRsj
ever done drugs? - nope~602Please respect copyright.PENANAVWJ1rYHUjx
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.602Please respect copyright.PENANA7Lc8anOTk1
longest relationship? - five and a half months.602Please respect copyright.PENANAgqrGT3oRvz
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.602Please respect copyright.PENANAB1sk8W6Rea
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.602Please respect copyright.PENANAnhzVFxbrtf
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.602Please respect copyright.PENANAWvrTFfAiC5
obsession? - kpop.602Please respect copyright.PENANAqPYMrSvnyd
do you give second chances? - that depends.602Please respect copyright.PENANA1HJvRIUdBV
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?602Please respect copyright.PENANAwRTivv7yKR
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.602Please respect copyright.PENANAbRvrnT04hJ
day or night? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANAvd9u6PsZ3u
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANAvynnVRXakN
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.602Please respect copyright.PENANAbkF6ErXX8w
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.602Please respect copyright.PENANAnOdpJEVlCn
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.602Please respect copyright.PENANAyWly6w91xb
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.602Please respect copyright.PENANAU2ifVUp5WL
favourite movie(s)? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZIfuuPXee
current mood? - bored and tired.602Please respect copyright.PENANACxpRNTPvR8
jealous of? - a lot of things.602Please respect copyright.PENANAa1xkPfDgPY
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.602Please respect copyright.PENANAWtDvu9rLgf
pets? - two dogs.602Please respect copyright.PENANALOj3SqO6Uw
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.602Please respect copyright.PENANAHSeGx1oFRl
favourite number? - seven.602Please respect copyright.PENANACpulhTx3tL
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.602Please respect copyright.PENANANoW8Pdz9hw
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.602Please respect copyright.PENANAKri0mW2eU7
afraid of the dark? - yes.602Please respect copyright.PENANAGsCHdpA3PW
one wish? - to be happy for real.602Please respect copyright.PENANAHkKELrI2CN
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?602Please respect copyright.PENANAOfBp4myspq
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.602Please respect copyright.PENANArb3ZTKlK6J
age? - i'm still seven years old.602Please respect copyright.PENANA5DZerzKiCU
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.602Please respect copyright.PENANAN79WHtEYK6
something you hate about yourself? - my body.602Please respect copyright.PENANA3C4l9IuNjr
something you like about yourself? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANARLApF7Fog8
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.602Please respect copyright.PENANAsMCGjNbCb3
favourite band? - bts.602Please respect copyright.PENANAFVs7bnlefZ
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!602Please respect copyright.PENANAbKnj8pgFEM
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.602Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5OMPWP7j2
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.602Please respect copyright.PENANAljWBNIq8IG
girl crush? - emmi.602Please respect copyright.PENANAYKhSpJAWId
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.602Please respect copyright.PENANAlnxrx2nWbP
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^602Please respect copyright.PENANA8aLaba9rrw
talents? - singing.602Please respect copyright.PENANAjVv0bSjJAm
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.602Please respect copyright.PENANAWxJDdp8Jeu
someone i love? - emmi.602Please respect copyright.PENANApKRLTS4ujN
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.602Please respect copyright.PENANAecug06iYV1
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.602Please respect copyright.PENANAhevn5A6Mcq
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.602Please respect copyright.PENANAVXm6MdetLk
favourite animal? - dogs.602Please respect copyright.PENANA7N9Jcbtnax
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 602Please respect copyright.PENANADkIcgpLvhk
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.602Please respect copyright.PENANAncQu3A84Di
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.602Please respect copyright.PENANASzGIGUuJyL
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.602Please respect copyright.PENANAdagnUKotnF
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.602Please respect copyright.PENANAvS8ww4rn2Y
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 602Please respect copyright.PENANA9y1T0V6n8Q
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.602Please respect copyright.PENANARoere7XmhB
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.602Please respect copyright.PENANAwx4AHGL91y
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.602Please respect copyright.PENANA4LCkPD83jk
country? - i don't live on earth. 602Please respect copyright.PENANAmMLxdhTkXk
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.602Please respect copyright.PENANAncx52j10gq
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.602Please respect copyright.PENANANvI0jS34Yv
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.602Please respect copyright.PENANAxpSZgfgmR3
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.602Please respect copyright.PENANAtV0Uhwt3gj
country with your favourite accent? - australia.602Please respect copyright.PENANAYQqoHPY8Ho
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.602Please respect copyright.PENANAHhDeXJZo1p
dog or cat person? - both.602Please respect copyright.PENANAW7nc1EpS0M
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.602Please respect copyright.PENANAsy7t7zEOCh
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.602Please respect copyright.PENANAJCizGMiV2v
do you belive in God? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANAGhfJFEMK6a
single or taken? - taken.602Please respect copyright.PENANAxxAW6AuszT
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*602Please respect copyright.PENANA5XhNsiSHav
birthday year? - 1930.602Please respect copyright.PENANA32YS6a3MWC
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.602Please respect copyright.PENANAjdGmhBtzZR
age? - what's that?602Please respect copyright.PENANANfSfQM4BIJ
enthinicity? - african american.602Please respect copyright.PENANALAeBWqg6vp
tea or coffee? - neither.602Please respect copyright.PENANA1igOHzVwIS
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.602Please respect copyright.PENANAV1SakHwX8k
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*602Please respect copyright.PENANAbGWmvP2W5O
favourite food? - ice cream.602Please respect copyright.PENANAs5sCfjkewz
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 602Please respect copyright.PENANA8ikupaPDPU
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.602Please respect copyright.PENANAWNsvEYoFH2
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.602Please respect copyright.PENANAd5Qu4uEA29
favourite soda? - sprite.602Please respect copyright.PENANA1RAJagHEdB
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.602Please respect copyright.PENANAWknu6MjqRc
can you swim? - yes, wtf?602Please respect copyright.PENANAloPoMEoxJZ
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.602Please respect copyright.PENANA8eBbvQ1IeR
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.602Please respect copyright.PENANAciTgWhHP4h
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.602Please respect copyright.PENANAN8N30QXBrb
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.602Please respect copyright.PENANAlFFOxP3q8v
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*602Please respect copyright.PENANAZGmt6TnZwT
apple or andriod? - apple.602Please respect copyright.PENANA18eVnizXts
best dessert? - mochi.602Please respect copyright.PENANAqeqtihNrZo
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have you ever:602Please respect copyright.PENANARkWZHlT1IK
1. skipped class? - yes.602Please respect copyright.PENANAC5dwQhHDy8
2. done drugs? - no.602Please respect copyright.PENANA0ErU0GZ9w7
3. self-harmed? - yes.602Please respect copyright.PENANAuGYabxJPQI
4. drank? - no.602Please respect copyright.PENANApcbUlWywKS
5. shoplifted? - yes.602Please respect copyright.PENANA4oSnef3DjW
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.602Please respect copyright.PENANA1K15BbMFeu
7. broken up with someone? - yes.602Please respect copyright.PENANAUL89Hi6Etx
what's your favourite:602Please respect copyright.PENANAQJKBpCGnkv
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.602Please respect copyright.PENANA2HSqMVsFJh
9. movie? - break the silence.602Please respect copyright.PENANAGeyknuySwx
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.602Please respect copyright.PENANAwlog2lc7Jh
11. artist? - bts.602Please respect copyright.PENANAAqVcRC2Y3o
12. singer or band? - bts.602Please respect copyright.PENANAUp2t3Evyk8
13. memory? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANAVsnaVU5GjO
14. book? - the cruel prince.602Please respect copyright.PENANAC17VqRQ94E
this or that:602Please respect copyright.PENANAXHGe5ngyW8
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.602Please respect copyright.PENANAOU8cfpFH6k
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.602Please respect copyright.PENANAunqL9uClLM
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.602Please respect copyright.PENANAc54JS7j2t3
18. movies or books? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANAnq7ZjGQ6q6
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.602Please respect copyright.PENANAsPOrRhQucJ
20. blind of deaf? - blind.602Please respect copyright.PENANAKKD4bKBEAW
21. tea or coffee? - neither.602Please respect copyright.PENANAu4hey7Ss2V
what's your:602Please respect copyright.PENANAeWPoQmAuoM
22. age? - ninety-one.602Please respect copyright.PENANA8jsDJqkoFE
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.602Please respect copyright.PENANABbozhF2qyX
24. height? - 4'11.602Please respect copyright.PENANAmkkqutZZku
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.602Please respect copyright.PENANAfzKVs2XjyO
26. shoe size? - seven.602Please respect copyright.PENANAjklhnQOyVb
27. religion? - i'm not religious.602Please respect copyright.PENANANATAEVPR0Y
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.602Please respect copyright.PENANAQXjbMQVP58
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...602Please respect copyright.PENANAm2Q3gZzJ8B
30. second chances? - it depends.602Please respect copyright.PENANA4VDghrYrZb
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.602Please respect copyright.PENANA0zGEGqHN5J
32. abortion? - ew.602Please respect copyright.PENANAepA83vlnVm
33. a death penalty? - ew.602Please respect copyright.PENANAU9Nn6jTJCS
34. marijuana? - i likes that.602Please respect copyright.PENANApTvhELDt7h
35. love? - what's love?602Please respect copyright.PENANAZAf4Fxs6u9
do you:602Please respect copyright.PENANARqwBYNdsbC
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.602Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZoDXGsu7O
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3602Please respect copyright.PENANAuDwHa70Mxa