
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory485Please respect copyright.PENANAalNfZyM3FL
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 485Please respect copyright.PENANAwMEr0O0n4H
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.485Please respect copyright.PENANASnqsqvhYic
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?485Please respect copyright.PENANA4NZAjI4sMT
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.485Please respect copyright.PENANAtlQ5Ew3ju0
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.485Please respect copyright.PENANAP1FxKfSI0R
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.485Please respect copyright.PENANAO7BJoSOdnq
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.485Please respect copyright.PENANAX04dORa6P6
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?485Please respect copyright.PENANAFPswSh6HFu
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.485Please respect copyright.PENANACQ4M4KavvO
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.485Please respect copyright.PENANAFGkIswdAtS
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.485Please respect copyright.PENANACSjj5i9I2Y
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 485Please respect copyright.PENANA1GTsopLlr0
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.485Please respect copyright.PENANAfeM8PX3SWs
girl bestie? - coco <3485Please respect copyright.PENANApNRBSLb4K6
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.485Please respect copyright.PENANAHyE9s8qgo3
age? - seven years old.485Please respect copyright.PENANAbYzvMT1Qqe
last person i texted? - idfk.485Please respect copyright.PENANAp0IxK9juje
last person i called? - probably my little brother.485Please respect copyright.PENANAwZq9oh6T1C
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?485Please respect copyright.PENANA2852RggM9I
random fact? - i like food.485Please respect copyright.PENANAsbbe1cdemZ
single or taken? - big, fat taken.485Please respect copyright.PENANAryFhHfbpNO
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.485Please respect copyright.PENANA3LHvi40mbX
first kiss? - bitch wtf?485Please respect copyright.PENANAd9XHXmVerX
ever smoked? - nope.485Please respect copyright.PENANAu1uo5yAz59
ever done drugs? - nope~485Please respect copyright.PENANAPJHUOC0UFC
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.485Please respect copyright.PENANAtEXLJ0GhZ1
longest relationship? - five and a half months.485Please respect copyright.PENANAh3pSa3p6gf
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.485Please respect copyright.PENANAvigjkht3KB
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.485Please respect copyright.PENANA0jvkDb18Rj
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.485Please respect copyright.PENANA6LeBOG2f6W
obsession? - kpop.485Please respect copyright.PENANABgYcIBCy6H
do you give second chances? - that depends.485Please respect copyright.PENANA5D1StBuQqb
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?485Please respect copyright.PENANAGRkeL7qbsQ
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.485Please respect copyright.PENANAiqpax4LONr
day or night? - idk.485Please respect copyright.PENANAdOlnDgMktN
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.485Please respect copyright.PENANA5ugWGPAojX
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.485Please respect copyright.PENANAFUGhb6Ew4I
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.485Please respect copyright.PENANAOG7OJ2lkh7
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.485Please respect copyright.PENANAXMXdz8EnVe
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.485Please respect copyright.PENANAI3doVW8MYk
favourite movie(s)? - idk.485Please respect copyright.PENANAY9VLHe0JYK
current mood? - bored and tired.485Please respect copyright.PENANAHSAoOHztuZ
jealous of? - a lot of things.485Please respect copyright.PENANAXPJeNlAjeR
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.485Please respect copyright.PENANAZev2nfyZyt
pets? - two dogs.485Please respect copyright.PENANA0lZoyi4d0P
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.485Please respect copyright.PENANArcNH8wr68q
favourite number? - seven.485Please respect copyright.PENANAM1JIgg13dd
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.485Please respect copyright.PENANA2HfinvKImb
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.485Please respect copyright.PENANA5twBaYsKQl
afraid of the dark? - yes.485Please respect copyright.PENANAg3cwExK5Se
one wish? - to be happy for real.485Please respect copyright.PENANAnzGo4DFMyL
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?485Please respect copyright.PENANAu1kXALNiQi
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.485Please respect copyright.PENANAXMenpqEd83
age? - i'm still seven years old.485Please respect copyright.PENANAWsMDsIc5n0
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.485Please respect copyright.PENANAgEAERdbhGw
something you hate about yourself? - my body.485Please respect copyright.PENANAN3BoFf5PMR
something you like about yourself? - idk.485Please respect copyright.PENANAiQhC6eM5RP
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.485Please respect copyright.PENANANgV23tVBZS
favourite band? - bts.485Please respect copyright.PENANANRp4Y6lBvQ
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!485Please respect copyright.PENANALcEJqy6nDl
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.485Please respect copyright.PENANAh8fkuMGpO2
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.485Please respect copyright.PENANAF4U5h5Potr
girl crush? - emmi.485Please respect copyright.PENANATXYHn5EpZe
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.485Please respect copyright.PENANALW7l78OGY5
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^485Please respect copyright.PENANAKrrjU2aIwX
talents? - singing.485Please respect copyright.PENANAss4zTS4daD
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.485Please respect copyright.PENANAxd6fLqVobP
someone i love? - emmi.485Please respect copyright.PENANAUrM2HjqwMI
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.485Please respect copyright.PENANAF6LquvxoVC
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.485Please respect copyright.PENANA1ChwfaVmxW
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.485Please respect copyright.PENANA5Fwf5HsCVi
favourite animal? - dogs.485Please respect copyright.PENANAm52FLXWJ80
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 485Please respect copyright.PENANA6ymvgWX31k
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.485Please respect copyright.PENANA1Nea3HK4pl
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.485Please respect copyright.PENANAwUNRglA3RV
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.485Please respect copyright.PENANAjS74QRaxXZ
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.485Please respect copyright.PENANATxTtQTcfSj
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 485Please respect copyright.PENANAG4CAK3RXR2
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.485Please respect copyright.PENANAPMUo51trfd
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.485Please respect copyright.PENANArKcHhoqXUP
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.485Please respect copyright.PENANAUd2nWys2jH
country? - i don't live on earth. 485Please respect copyright.PENANACBdBObYKMx
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.485Please respect copyright.PENANAed1OTMJgYF
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.485Please respect copyright.PENANAB4d1BWvmvm
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.485Please respect copyright.PENANAy7gZgOettO
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.485Please respect copyright.PENANA7kvVhqTWIr
country with your favourite accent? - australia.485Please respect copyright.PENANAs2GpYeI8vg
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.485Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ1IYLrdcs
dog or cat person? - both.485Please respect copyright.PENANAEMsAj9N2pI
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.485Please respect copyright.PENANAEAnFHzkwGK
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.485Please respect copyright.PENANAPd0henS5NO
do you belive in God? - idk.485Please respect copyright.PENANATNG6VANxOR
single or taken? - taken.485Please respect copyright.PENANA2pKQzEyVcv
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*485Please respect copyright.PENANAUV6NR3rXRt
birthday year? - 1930.485Please respect copyright.PENANANbFJzAJZUE
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.485Please respect copyright.PENANAqav3tHpYYw
age? - what's that?485Please respect copyright.PENANAIC1kL1QFmP
enthinicity? - african american.485Please respect copyright.PENANA06GD48Lnza
tea or coffee? - neither.485Please respect copyright.PENANAxu3H0muKjN
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.485Please respect copyright.PENANAQOSLVi4AXs
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*485Please respect copyright.PENANAZmEtHUP4HF
favourite food? - ice cream.485Please respect copyright.PENANAn2JmRcmz9h
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 485Please respect copyright.PENANASDU2q1tD2B
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.485Please respect copyright.PENANAIyoTdlF1kk
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.485Please respect copyright.PENANAVxzhesFAJK
favourite soda? - sprite.485Please respect copyright.PENANAJm51cDT0Su
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.485Please respect copyright.PENANAgtvm8KYDvE
can you swim? - yes, wtf?485Please respect copyright.PENANA9zWrllH9kO
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.485Please respect copyright.PENANAOGYoR21ZJ0
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.485Please respect copyright.PENANAEfGVaUyRbs
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.485Please respect copyright.PENANAGAe08nTVAm
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.485Please respect copyright.PENANAvzpWmFfGX0
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*485Please respect copyright.PENANAYpSMek9g71
apple or andriod? - apple.485Please respect copyright.PENANAPmMkEMfco4
best dessert? - mochi.485Please respect copyright.PENANAKebP7iupj7
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have you ever:485Please respect copyright.PENANAcGnl2rLcLv
1. skipped class? - yes.485Please respect copyright.PENANADDOd2Qg08y
2. done drugs? - no.485Please respect copyright.PENANAtgRa8fGH1z
3. self-harmed? - yes.485Please respect copyright.PENANAVIKCAzIC8y
4. drank? - no.485Please respect copyright.PENANAYzu9JRfciV
5. shoplifted? - yes.485Please respect copyright.PENANAbiRMsa3DjW
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.485Please respect copyright.PENANAWtvlJhFBoV
7. broken up with someone? - yes.485Please respect copyright.PENANAmkckCkHGPp
what's your favourite:485Please respect copyright.PENANAwfgOvhqsxJ
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.485Please respect copyright.PENANAH7GqksEWzc
9. movie? - break the silence.485Please respect copyright.PENANAjNuiBH41GK
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.485Please respect copyright.PENANAGv015vNAgz
11. artist? - bts.485Please respect copyright.PENANAZhtiFttHaP
12. singer or band? - bts.485Please respect copyright.PENANAedATS9Dgq4
13. memory? - idk.485Please respect copyright.PENANA3EwHJWP5sN
14. book? - the cruel prince.485Please respect copyright.PENANA0fSBsH5sue
this or that:485Please respect copyright.PENANAVk9WQ9FQRH
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.485Please respect copyright.PENANAGEINQVKilg
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.485Please respect copyright.PENANAlGPltaQWwi
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.485Please respect copyright.PENANAnkGy2Obr0X
18. movies or books? - idk.485Please respect copyright.PENANABiiPY4F9XM
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.485Please respect copyright.PENANAq8TtQThXH7
20. blind of deaf? - blind.485Please respect copyright.PENANAifkHHE4QV2
21. tea or coffee? - neither.485Please respect copyright.PENANAzELoBnCFWI
what's your:485Please respect copyright.PENANApxh6eBTTDZ
22. age? - ninety-one.485Please respect copyright.PENANAnpFbabnya1
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.485Please respect copyright.PENANACCD8K7eIat
24. height? - 4'11.485Please respect copyright.PENANAZrASydu3CQ
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.485Please respect copyright.PENANAfXglXhaD2X
26. shoe size? - seven.485Please respect copyright.PENANA3VG6ibDftX
27. religion? - i'm not religious.485Please respect copyright.PENANAsgNjKlQYGJ
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.485Please respect copyright.PENANAPEDUYnTbVq
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...485Please respect copyright.PENANA1PjGMZNhCy
30. second chances? - it depends.485Please respect copyright.PENANAjdwXydGfo0
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.485Please respect copyright.PENANAm1iyFwx4EQ
32. abortion? - ew.485Please respect copyright.PENANADvLClTHFFb
33. a death penalty? - ew.485Please respect copyright.PENANAMumTM0pevI
34. marijuana? - i likes that.485Please respect copyright.PENANAWb5Cqt915X
35. love? - what's love?485Please respect copyright.PENANAjHrQMcThkL
do you:485Please respect copyright.PENANAPzQO28agwE
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.485Please respect copyright.PENANA1lX0U7S8B0
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3485Please respect copyright.PENANAJW3rT2Gnpi