hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory772Please respect copyright.PENANAHIjixUwY6D
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 772Please respect copyright.PENANARJ7irSJxX6
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.772Please respect copyright.PENANACN6HMjTkIl
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?772Please respect copyright.PENANA6xj4Ie2pEE
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.772Please respect copyright.PENANAFoX20B74yX
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.772Please respect copyright.PENANAhk83L9ljbr
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.772Please respect copyright.PENANA0ONSsJzTVy
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.772Please respect copyright.PENANAgelO0st4D7
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?772Please respect copyright.PENANAAJGIoxXfeQ
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.772Please respect copyright.PENANAhELmaW1M9Z
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.772Please respect copyright.PENANAhwM6ZNOvYP
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.772Please respect copyright.PENANAouKKqC6KaF
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 772Please respect copyright.PENANAvSzRG3Os9B
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.772Please respect copyright.PENANAhDuZ8sa0JF
girl bestie? - coco <3772Please respect copyright.PENANAkKBzcqVqHr
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.772Please respect copyright.PENANArZKb8D93bz
age? - seven years old.772Please respect copyright.PENANAnQT8cs3c4B
last person i texted? - idfk.772Please respect copyright.PENANATlv4S06q3R
last person i called? - probably my little brother.772Please respect copyright.PENANAUjvyHUdGM6
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?772Please respect copyright.PENANAxGvUPQ8FiD
random fact? - i like food.772Please respect copyright.PENANAUuaaR80yT6
single or taken? - big, fat taken.772Please respect copyright.PENANAdsI3WeUjgn
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.772Please respect copyright.PENANAdtE2KrX9Nm
first kiss? - bitch wtf?772Please respect copyright.PENANAjpq52Gy4Lk
ever smoked? - nope.772Please respect copyright.PENANAnUOuK6s4O0
ever done drugs? - nope~772Please respect copyright.PENANAYCFNxx23o4
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.772Please respect copyright.PENANAdYdfo0Hgls
longest relationship? - five and a half months.772Please respect copyright.PENANABPqb4gMYjy
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.772Please respect copyright.PENANAG6Un8HgMqf
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.772Please respect copyright.PENANAzxlSjGSeYb
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.772Please respect copyright.PENANA8Hkw16C2Wc
obsession? - kpop.772Please respect copyright.PENANAYIorZvyzYf
do you give second chances? - that depends.772Please respect copyright.PENANALbUySf5ijk
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?772Please respect copyright.PENANAeXX3GViwYd
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.772Please respect copyright.PENANAA8kWwlXW23
day or night? - idk.772Please respect copyright.PENANAnyMjeZLWlb
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.772Please respect copyright.PENANARCRzfvdLs6
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.772Please respect copyright.PENANAisfxsEz3wf
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.772Please respect copyright.PENANARb7HoKrQOn
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.772Please respect copyright.PENANA1bKYq1Jmik
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.772Please respect copyright.PENANAr5G2CBPeqn
favourite movie(s)? - idk.772Please respect copyright.PENANAPNn9GNagYo
current mood? - bored and tired.772Please respect copyright.PENANAI63hOeFIC0
jealous of? - a lot of things.772Please respect copyright.PENANAFmRykJ2Xxu
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.772Please respect copyright.PENANAPQeCZOAGq6
pets? - two dogs.772Please respect copyright.PENANALCL7aWKAM8
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.772Please respect copyright.PENANAaTlkRlzKqM
favourite number? - seven.772Please respect copyright.PENANARmCo7qM0M1
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.772Please respect copyright.PENANAYYEc53zuv4
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.772Please respect copyright.PENANAOdbuG7fYtq
afraid of the dark? - yes.772Please respect copyright.PENANAq4UQl3rjcp
one wish? - to be happy for real.772Please respect copyright.PENANAewlIsVDQsK
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?772Please respect copyright.PENANA3NXf0aANtT
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.772Please respect copyright.PENANAg2vdM73HG0
age? - i'm still seven years old.772Please respect copyright.PENANAQKYtC8zlVD
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.772Please respect copyright.PENANA1dhjfhSmkk
something you hate about yourself? - my body.772Please respect copyright.PENANAwPSfF7NyGD
something you like about yourself? - idk.772Please respect copyright.PENANAxSnuPS8BNc
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.772Please respect copyright.PENANAMiPTKdUJQe
favourite band? - bts.772Please respect copyright.PENANAUlUSOFBHxp
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!772Please respect copyright.PENANAdGzYOWTvD0
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.772Please respect copyright.PENANA2vvF38dDFA
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.772Please respect copyright.PENANAFdw9A9wtTv
girl crush? - emmi.772Please respect copyright.PENANA4j6gXTIpeG
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.772Please respect copyright.PENANAeLGnjvrl99
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^772Please respect copyright.PENANAMwnd0O11R9
talents? - singing.772Please respect copyright.PENANAvPNJXCbQwU
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.772Please respect copyright.PENANACgngUiovN1
someone i love? - emmi.772Please respect copyright.PENANAKBpY4sRMQq
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.772Please respect copyright.PENANAFoCLrKocxu
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.772Please respect copyright.PENANAgbzSundChs
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.772Please respect copyright.PENANAwAY8lIFnJl
favourite animal? - dogs.772Please respect copyright.PENANA97XoWgmlaQ
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 772Please respect copyright.PENANASaCbp8zAUk
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.772Please respect copyright.PENANAJAwVj6bU4m
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.772Please respect copyright.PENANASKVvPxp0QW
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.772Please respect copyright.PENANAjUlDwCEw3k
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.772Please respect copyright.PENANAICnysvrBFX
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 772Please respect copyright.PENANACNPrHXZHhB
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.772Please respect copyright.PENANA9OCVAZQ9vi
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.772Please respect copyright.PENANAwg4PGXDbc8
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.772Please respect copyright.PENANAdi4lMMXFVi
country? - i don't live on earth. 772Please respect copyright.PENANAmW9iidWHM3
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.772Please respect copyright.PENANArsaOa0JN7d
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.772Please respect copyright.PENANAm7ziXjNUFA
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.772Please respect copyright.PENANAOp9E9KQIkz
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.772Please respect copyright.PENANALUtTwPLbJW
country with your favourite accent? - australia.772Please respect copyright.PENANAgKSgrDXhHy
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.772Please respect copyright.PENANAk80K7i3nr0
dog or cat person? - both.772Please respect copyright.PENANAKIxmFeuoRa
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.772Please respect copyright.PENANAPtGOXSHLUh
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.772Please respect copyright.PENANAwOxgcowLMk
do you belive in God? - idk.772Please respect copyright.PENANAuqGtxx4j84
single or taken? - taken.772Please respect copyright.PENANAdOfPS8ccEn
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*772Please respect copyright.PENANAUrrAGZwd2I
birthday year? - 1930.772Please respect copyright.PENANAHSzpcIJTph
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.772Please respect copyright.PENANAYWBX918fHp
age? - what's that?772Please respect copyright.PENANApvkwmCC22G
enthinicity? - african american.772Please respect copyright.PENANA74nmAKssYe
tea or coffee? - neither.772Please respect copyright.PENANAl6MskqwVDi
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.772Please respect copyright.PENANAEm6dXg3Whe
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*772Please respect copyright.PENANAKrdgSwyVvc
favourite food? - ice cream.772Please respect copyright.PENANAb0AVQn28CV
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 772Please respect copyright.PENANAujYz5ZSobY
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.772Please respect copyright.PENANAKjwUQpzi4P
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.772Please respect copyright.PENANAbug7gu0opE
favourite soda? - sprite.772Please respect copyright.PENANAnylErgna1s
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.772Please respect copyright.PENANAGobm8YzqXx
can you swim? - yes, wtf?772Please respect copyright.PENANAL0aoebImMm
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.772Please respect copyright.PENANAi8CVX2V6Lc
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.772Please respect copyright.PENANAfqSDPytOBt
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.772Please respect copyright.PENANA9LYtOTbXJW
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.772Please respect copyright.PENANAOykKgMwA44
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*772Please respect copyright.PENANAibHcOMxnjD
apple or andriod? - apple.772Please respect copyright.PENANAnbY37HwmIV
best dessert? - mochi.772Please respect copyright.PENANASdxo5OtUyc
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have you ever:772Please respect copyright.PENANAH4xbfGYkVN
1. skipped class? - yes.772Please respect copyright.PENANAe2lncfC41k
2. done drugs? - no.772Please respect copyright.PENANAULet3IiGBF
3. self-harmed? - yes.772Please respect copyright.PENANASKTD4DL6Da
4. drank? - no.772Please respect copyright.PENANA4r1GYvmnGx
5. shoplifted? - yes.772Please respect copyright.PENANAn8tKflpaEC
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.772Please respect copyright.PENANAjeDRKvpJXU
7. broken up with someone? - yes.772Please respect copyright.PENANAgLwuLVebKX
what's your favourite:772Please respect copyright.PENANAfqxd5XSoPz
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.772Please respect copyright.PENANA3goTjnPYIn
9. movie? - break the silence.772Please respect copyright.PENANAgPhzjGoZ8u
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.772Please respect copyright.PENANAsLAtwxKyb1
11. artist? - bts.772Please respect copyright.PENANAkR50M1pcRs
12. singer or band? - bts.772Please respect copyright.PENANAb7E4gRadxP
13. memory? - idk.772Please respect copyright.PENANApIEFIm0Oyy
14. book? - the cruel prince.772Please respect copyright.PENANAEeLx1SaySx
this or that:772Please respect copyright.PENANAphFFryukIQ
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.772Please respect copyright.PENANAMBEtVhVtpK
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.772Please respect copyright.PENANAUWt7tTt7w8
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.772Please respect copyright.PENANAemptkiLMHL
18. movies or books? - idk.772Please respect copyright.PENANABskb1ELA0n
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.772Please respect copyright.PENANAVbcJRMKHmJ
20. blind of deaf? - blind.772Please respect copyright.PENANAoytBCM4dtx
21. tea or coffee? - neither.772Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7SPhEaHhb
what's your:772Please respect copyright.PENANAVSsE0YdQGS
22. age? - ninety-one.772Please respect copyright.PENANAUdBU9Pyo3D
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.772Please respect copyright.PENANAU10Fn9bBye
24. height? - 4'11.772Please respect copyright.PENANAMbi6PctEVM
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.772Please respect copyright.PENANAFiVklNUfgY
26. shoe size? - seven.772Please respect copyright.PENANASfi2rzrMvI
27. religion? - i'm not religious.772Please respect copyright.PENANAifO711NwOs
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.772Please respect copyright.PENANApS58Xax5Jd
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...772Please respect copyright.PENANAo8cEO0tkbP
30. second chances? - it depends.772Please respect copyright.PENANAKEpOWuyU5J
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.772Please respect copyright.PENANAUH6LjZtl1M
32. abortion? - ew.772Please respect copyright.PENANAdgi63WEMHn
33. a death penalty? - ew.772Please respect copyright.PENANAC1WQ8bv2JC
34. marijuana? - i likes that.772Please respect copyright.PENANAzRWkLLrulf
35. love? - what's love?772Please respect copyright.PENANASuO4VqsIUh
do you:772Please respect copyright.PENANAXJbVXMQ9pR
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.772Please respect copyright.PENANAt4AsmyriQs
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3772Please respect copyright.PENANA9zMjgN6ymB


