
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory433Please respect copyright.PENANAvno1n6Ep4h
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 433Please respect copyright.PENANAbacNb8wycH
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.433Please respect copyright.PENANAzfS2H8twFV
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?433Please respect copyright.PENANA5DsvDVknOC
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.433Please respect copyright.PENANAlwBhVHs7N1
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.433Please respect copyright.PENANA636U1em3Gc
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.433Please respect copyright.PENANAqGgZdnoDqI
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.433Please respect copyright.PENANAZauqFcftp2
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?433Please respect copyright.PENANAmCBSDlmRtt
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.433Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1tZQGWagJ
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.433Please respect copyright.PENANAYltPdY5hlV
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.433Please respect copyright.PENANAC7WyLm7Pq8
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 433Please respect copyright.PENANA1uCUEOmte6
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.433Please respect copyright.PENANASOBot9tHlQ
girl bestie? - coco <3433Please respect copyright.PENANAnVecqcWGLT
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.433Please respect copyright.PENANAN2qzm9qYI7
age? - seven years old.433Please respect copyright.PENANAIixzq9cHoC
last person i texted? - idfk.433Please respect copyright.PENANAQNFAC7cKXl
last person i called? - probably my little brother.433Please respect copyright.PENANAiki299bEEx
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?433Please respect copyright.PENANAlc92dYbQlJ
random fact? - i like food.433Please respect copyright.PENANAHF25G7L5Oz
single or taken? - big, fat taken.433Please respect copyright.PENANATMakZKpldk
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.433Please respect copyright.PENANAvjPb3diRNh
first kiss? - bitch wtf?433Please respect copyright.PENANASJmvZ2DUrQ
ever smoked? - nope.433Please respect copyright.PENANAOfzFeXgaV7
ever done drugs? - nope~433Please respect copyright.PENANA9XfOIkqUmb
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.433Please respect copyright.PENANA5xxDAk9sAe
longest relationship? - five and a half months.433Please respect copyright.PENANAiBTx42X3gd
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.433Please respect copyright.PENANAm5ELIctvDp
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.433Please respect copyright.PENANAbEBMHI7kQ0
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.433Please respect copyright.PENANANLdGR9XqwZ
obsession? - kpop.433Please respect copyright.PENANAXYsxQzghyT
do you give second chances? - that depends.433Please respect copyright.PENANARKcGM8Zb3J
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?433Please respect copyright.PENANA9LDgHGqN1k
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.433Please respect copyright.PENANArrxq2JS1aR
day or night? - idk.433Please respect copyright.PENANAjdJTeq8zst
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.433Please respect copyright.PENANAY3ika283jH
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.433Please respect copyright.PENANAjPkmuegujm
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.433Please respect copyright.PENANA1Dsclalp2x
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.433Please respect copyright.PENANApvk8eeoD1Q
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.433Please respect copyright.PENANAGoTHk3lrSj
favourite movie(s)? - idk.433Please respect copyright.PENANAhWdQDAlGrT
current mood? - bored and tired.433Please respect copyright.PENANAEzgyzD5vB7
jealous of? - a lot of things.433Please respect copyright.PENANA2RvphtRtfT
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.433Please respect copyright.PENANAuag1HYxGuB
pets? - two dogs.433Please respect copyright.PENANAguFYMg1G87
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.433Please respect copyright.PENANAx356zXM7YC
favourite number? - seven.433Please respect copyright.PENANAEAPs7NLkRx
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.433Please respect copyright.PENANA6Blt1o7oC1
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.433Please respect copyright.PENANAny30i2PPdb
afraid of the dark? - yes.433Please respect copyright.PENANAHy8VMMxNHR
one wish? - to be happy for real.433Please respect copyright.PENANAkGa7lVPgkV
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?433Please respect copyright.PENANAjA2u7Zft9o
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.433Please respect copyright.PENANAcocjClyyQq
age? - i'm still seven years old.433Please respect copyright.PENANAOUfNgCMz9N
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.433Please respect copyright.PENANA8lPYxFOtbU
something you hate about yourself? - my body.433Please respect copyright.PENANAjKAjjkCI1N
something you like about yourself? - idk.433Please respect copyright.PENANA9uKgp7n1sN
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.433Please respect copyright.PENANAUKUYLa0uz9
favourite band? - bts.433Please respect copyright.PENANAv6RZTBvK5i
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!433Please respect copyright.PENANAw8LBosCOtO
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.433Please respect copyright.PENANAocqvrcA1pk
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.433Please respect copyright.PENANAWrE3SxJBqR
girl crush? - emmi.433Please respect copyright.PENANAGWJSbYhWiW
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.433Please respect copyright.PENANAj8RFx1sevQ
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^433Please respect copyright.PENANA54z0Hyyr2z
talents? - singing.433Please respect copyright.PENANA0sF1rNwivr
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.433Please respect copyright.PENANAFzW6P4Nbxu
someone i love? - emmi.433Please respect copyright.PENANA4bcjykS7mJ
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.433Please respect copyright.PENANAXhej3NYG8r
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.433Please respect copyright.PENANA6Fp18lSLYq
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.433Please respect copyright.PENANAy9JhogyaCP
favourite animal? - dogs.433Please respect copyright.PENANA0kzO8ttbeB
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 433Please respect copyright.PENANA7S4wpBtBNc
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.433Please respect copyright.PENANAbeZj8rS2N7
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.433Please respect copyright.PENANALFPyYycRct
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.433Please respect copyright.PENANAijzp6zrIuG
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.433Please respect copyright.PENANAjBGyqO1ecE
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 433Please respect copyright.PENANAYGlEhSPJWK
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.433Please respect copyright.PENANArfQq1OwkVQ
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.433Please respect copyright.PENANAOT122JcVxv
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.433Please respect copyright.PENANAE4kfVXg3Fz
country? - i don't live on earth. 433Please respect copyright.PENANAbbVB45U0gC
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.433Please respect copyright.PENANAa6c4gapkh5
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.433Please respect copyright.PENANA63JXfE6XLq
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.433Please respect copyright.PENANAUyPNZ0IE8k
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.433Please respect copyright.PENANAV3kPuUCKP9
country with your favourite accent? - australia.433Please respect copyright.PENANAXjtKp2eSMh
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.433Please respect copyright.PENANAJIpge2QBzO
dog or cat person? - both.433Please respect copyright.PENANAvy8tBQBva0
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.433Please respect copyright.PENANAWO791uTnts
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.433Please respect copyright.PENANAHsi1Qlnq9G
do you belive in God? - idk.433Please respect copyright.PENANAP5Fhs7SIN1
single or taken? - taken.433Please respect copyright.PENANAsiA7niSYJp
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*433Please respect copyright.PENANA6osmAXuIFQ
birthday year? - 1930.433Please respect copyright.PENANAU2clzKLsJx
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.433Please respect copyright.PENANAxXd5q17u6l
age? - what's that?433Please respect copyright.PENANAlv0CxaFQ0N
enthinicity? - african american.433Please respect copyright.PENANAs0E5J6fL1J
tea or coffee? - neither.433Please respect copyright.PENANA9Rs5zimLS1
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.433Please respect copyright.PENANABl0MswEbnL
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*433Please respect copyright.PENANA9dBctXI3nZ
favourite food? - ice cream.433Please respect copyright.PENANAvtDXUEYDTF
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 433Please respect copyright.PENANAeaOIcc1UyE
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.433Please respect copyright.PENANAu7qKYnu9hk
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.433Please respect copyright.PENANAuRhPQCFtrH
favourite soda? - sprite.433Please respect copyright.PENANAcYAaWg7nCv
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.433Please respect copyright.PENANAOK4XAtrSdc
can you swim? - yes, wtf?433Please respect copyright.PENANAEGyp1KHK4f
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.433Please respect copyright.PENANAcJPbOEpRGr
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.433Please respect copyright.PENANACJ1kBq5AGV
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.433Please respect copyright.PENANAFqwTEJCq4x
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.433Please respect copyright.PENANANIMMxk2Bpy
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*433Please respect copyright.PENANAgRW0omPSsP
apple or andriod? - apple.433Please respect copyright.PENANA4upcfJJ60z
best dessert? - mochi.433Please respect copyright.PENANAbdmuYhMocd
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have you ever:433Please respect copyright.PENANAqc0bN8OXyF
1. skipped class? - yes.433Please respect copyright.PENANAMiT7kYkkbC
2. done drugs? - no.433Please respect copyright.PENANAOjSRu3KD5d
3. self-harmed? - yes.433Please respect copyright.PENANAauyy1d5Xnt
4. drank? - no.433Please respect copyright.PENANA5oGqpIU6Hx
5. shoplifted? - yes.433Please respect copyright.PENANAXzaq0Wqgmo
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.433Please respect copyright.PENANAjBwe0caTNC
7. broken up with someone? - yes.433Please respect copyright.PENANAb2EytGkrfB
what's your favourite:433Please respect copyright.PENANA8CzWadutXw
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.433Please respect copyright.PENANA0k6K7XoasE
9. movie? - break the silence.433Please respect copyright.PENANAyURfSrt7YV
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.433Please respect copyright.PENANAu6zaI8H3Ih
11. artist? - bts.433Please respect copyright.PENANATmoUFG7XbN
12. singer or band? - bts.433Please respect copyright.PENANAjuOYKkXuVk
13. memory? - idk.433Please respect copyright.PENANAbwqIYLdksg
14. book? - the cruel prince.433Please respect copyright.PENANABVGxP8gjXH
this or that:433Please respect copyright.PENANARBGg46z513
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.433Please respect copyright.PENANAFL3vryrXAE
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.433Please respect copyright.PENANAV1Lc07ws1A
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.433Please respect copyright.PENANA2IpuiDd3dF
18. movies or books? - idk.433Please respect copyright.PENANAwC4I9ozs6b
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.433Please respect copyright.PENANA5qfjcINIid
20. blind of deaf? - blind.433Please respect copyright.PENANAXElqrD9J3f
21. tea or coffee? - neither.433Please respect copyright.PENANAgX3ZBITj9X
what's your:433Please respect copyright.PENANAcMQg14zmAT
22. age? - ninety-one.433Please respect copyright.PENANAowf0pt8N2x
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.433Please respect copyright.PENANAgrbu7oNJ3g
24. height? - 4'11.433Please respect copyright.PENANAE820xZDaQG
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.433Please respect copyright.PENANA8Kw7p9vyrs
26. shoe size? - seven.433Please respect copyright.PENANAsdMWvQ6lX4
27. religion? - i'm not religious.433Please respect copyright.PENANAodEJtcOHKY
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.433Please respect copyright.PENANAd9WOxKxsKq
opinion on: 433Please respect copyright.PENANAha2sxqCIFA
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...433Please respect copyright.PENANAHjdr7X1V2N
30. second chances? - it depends.433Please respect copyright.PENANAsS9aotWtoq
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.433Please respect copyright.PENANAbYZ1SutDfK
32. abortion? - ew.433Please respect copyright.PENANA011H4VkFOe
33. a death penalty? - ew.433Please respect copyright.PENANAEuztPCwUJ6
34. marijuana? - i likes that.433Please respect copyright.PENANAv3M1MLT9WC
35. love? - what's love?433Please respect copyright.PENANAS9rpQWVdVe
do you:433Please respect copyright.PENANAf7Hs96aIUb
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.433Please respect copyright.PENANAfZuxsay2iT
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3433Please respect copyright.PENANApUFmxLdmmk