做咗呢行都有好幾年,接觸到嘅故事多不勝數,但呢個故事一定係我聽得最唔知點樣形容嘅一個故事……一個做人水泡但自己完全唔知嘅故事。303Please respect copyright.PENANAhwSJpR7LuL
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下雨天總掛念從前,球場上那可愛片段……303Please respect copyright.PENANAXVBHGcxqUK
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每當落雨嘅時候,電腦嘅播歌程式都自動播一啲關於落雨嘅歌,好天嘅時候就會播啲輕鬆啲嘅歌,都唔知部電腦係咪同天文台係朋友嚟,成日都知出面嘅天氣。我好肯定呢部唔係普通嘅電腦,應該係天氣之子嘅朋友-天氣之電腦。303Please respect copyright.PENANA0khQDOehwr
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當呢首緬懷友情嘅首本名曲去到副歌嘅時候,有個學生仔嚟咗。佢唔係一般嘅學生仔,佢係一個毒到冇得再毒嘅毒男,點解我會知,因為一睇衣著就知得一清二楚,軍綠色格仔T-shirt,橙色短褲,再加一對好似拗柴之後包紮完嘅大波鞋。303Please respect copyright.PENANAoslfcbLDRr
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「歡迎光臨『前度超渡株式會社』,我係你嘅前度超渡師,請問你係咪有前度問題困擾需要由我去幫你超渡呢?」303Please respect copyright.PENANALigaPCZ8Ti
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都話呢句係我嘅例牌開場白嚟,每個客人嚟到都係咁講㗎喇!就好似你每次去到茶餐廳咁,啲伙記永遠先問你幾位,然後坐低咗就問你食咩,唔會變㗎!303Please respect copyright.PENANAb0yx7gSgUP
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「我呢……我想超渡我嘅前度吖!你……你係咪可以幫我㗎?」303Please respect copyright.PENANAF0riqkE9uK
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第一眼望住呢個毒男,真係諗唔透何解毒到咁都可以有前度,我相信佢咁嘅樣都可以有女朋友,呢個世界再冇人單身。上述嘅嘢,當然全部在心中講啦,點會咁大聲講客人不是呢!正所謂「客人永遠是對的」,呢句相信係各位做服務性行業都明白嘅道理嚟。303Please respect copyright.PENANAebdr9sAMgI
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「當然係啦!我哋前度超渡師一定會幫你解決問題㗎!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2e0wJNvQj
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係咪好假呢!我哋做前度超渡師就好似社工咁,一定係要先氹好個事主先㗎喎,如果唔好好氹好,陣間發晒癲咪大鑊囉。我都係打份工㗎咋。雖然我嘅訴求唔係想返工,但我嘅訴求就係唔想聽啲咁Q無聊嘅故事囉!303Please respect copyright.PENANAcWleQjRMID
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「我個女朋友仔……唔要我吖!」303Please respect copyright.PENANArESJufDSVg
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「係嘅!我明白嘅,不如你講下你哋發生咩事吖!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAVx0tX5rc1w
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對住啲毒男,真係想叫佢快啲入正題,轉頭講到離題,阻住我收工就唔好啦!303Please respect copyright.PENANAOKm3NVt6kw
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我係一個動漫迷,最鍾意睇動漫,平時冇嘢做就匿喺屋企睇動漫,唯一出街就係去買模型同埋去女僕cafe……303Please respect copyright.PENANAcKif61aHZL
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相信睇到呢度,都再冇睇落去嘅價值。老老實實,我對一個毒撚嘅生活,完全冇興趣。(佢已經唔再係我口中嘅毒男,直接升級做毒撚。)303Please respect copyright.PENANAnYyKdta9Tg
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算算算,都係俾返個上帝視覺你哋啦!再聽呢個毒男講嘢會悶到瞓覺㗎。303Please respect copyright.PENANAvUnY00U3B8
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「十二歲起不再共女生玩,靠幻想左手起晒繭。」呢二十個字連標點已經可以形容佢啱先冗長嘅前設,啲咩咩動漫情節,完全可以delete晒嘅。303Please respect copyright.PENANAqyPXquaO3C
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冇女咪冇女囉!我到而家都冇女啦!咦,故事去到第二集都未介紹自己㖭!小弟叫古文杰,芳齡二十五,係一個溝唔到女嘅可憐蟲,每晚唯一嘅活動就係上一上交友app睇下有冇啱心水嘅女仔可以傾下偈,做下朋友,當然我都唔介意再發展多步,成為女朋友啦!如果有興趣成為我女朋友嘅,歡迎跟住上集嘅地址,去到「前度超渡株式會社」搵我啦!303Please respect copyright.PENANAOifXCFVYer
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繼續返去毒男嘅故事先。佢單身咗咁多年,但唔知點解突然有個女仔埋身喎,就好似上天雖然關了一道門,不過總會為你打開一扇窗嘅。可惜呢個窗就係一扇壞咗嘅窗囉。303Please respect copyright.PENANAEdwGYhZdBB
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毒男喺最孤單、最空虛嘅一個晚上,突然收到一個隔離班女同學嘅DM,話可唔可以做一陣樹窿,作為一個女性絕緣體嘅佢當然係發晒癲,任何時候都秒回啦。303Please respect copyright.PENANA086F1DPk1f
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「Hi靚仔,我今日有啲唔開心吖!你可唔可以做陣樹窿先吖?」303Please respect copyright.PENANAFKSPckX6XA
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初戀呀!我要初戀吖!一個開始俾戀愛沖昏咗頭腦嘅毒男開始慢慢浮現。303Please respect copyright.PENANAmVTzPZwVBl
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「梗係冇問題,我非常之樂意咁聽你嘅故事。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAU60yuGvL7W
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開始呢個水泡男嘅故事之前,我簡單咁講述下呢個女仔嘅背景先。呢個女仔公認係毒男學校嘅級花,我略略睇過呢個女仔嘅相,都真係好靚,唔怪之得毒男會狗公上身。但最奇怪嘅係,佢哋兩個喺學校係從來都冇傾過偈,淨係純粹知道學校入面有對方嘅存在,一啲交情都係冇嘅。303Please respect copyright.PENANAHruiAtV2Dq
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「我今日失戀吖!而家好傷心,瞓唔到。」303Please respect copyright.PENANANQ03ifaK0G
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毒男見到個女仔咁慘慘豬,即刻大愛上身,話晒佢都未試過被女仔撩,除咗問功課或者搵著數之外,喺旁人眼中,呢位毒男就係現今人口中嘅FWB,即係friends with benefits。303Please respect copyright.PENANADjdWNC1SFs
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「唔緊要,你即管同我講啦,我一定會幫你解決問題嘅。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAePaTR8SOGq
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女仔嘅第一步成功,終於都開始分享佢之前同佢前度嘅故事。303Please respect copyright.PENANALe9Ofkxpn1
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[當天這道門合上,冰箱裏沒人在雪中送碳,呼吸缺氧。]303Please respect copyright.PENANAkVqvzCrcAx
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呢個女仔同佢嘅前任男朋友拍咗一年半,喺上個月先分手,之後就搵毒男訴苦。毒男就覺得呢個係機會可以拍拖,之後就社工上身,開解個女仔。303Please respect copyright.PENANASQfgSgxSaA
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然而,呢個女仔並唔係啲善男信女,而係一個換男朋友嘅次數多到十隻手指都數唔晒嘅女仔,呢個女仔係鍾意拍散拖,淨係鍾意一段曖昧加熱戀期,當佢對佢嘅男朋友再冇感情嘅時候就會分手,之後搵第二個,喺未搵到第二個合適嘅人選之前,就搵啲人做住水泡先,繼續享受俾人寵愛嘅時刻。303Please respect copyright.PENANADU0p1dz7IG
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如果你問我,究竟個女仔有冇對毒男有冇感情,我可以用我一世嘅單身嘅重注同你賭,肯定冇任何感情。純粹當毒男係水泡。303Please respect copyright.PENANAxuXPXknhVE
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「冇可能,欣欣明明仲好鍾意我,佢當我係佢老公仔㗎!」303Please respect copyright.PENANAI5WCUus0Zl
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(待續 To be continued)303Please respect copyright.PENANAjqkjwXKgkF
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