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"Yikes" Cherry said. "Did you seriously make out with Pixie?"
"You fucked my brother!" Sully shouted.
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Later that night, Muffins, Ringo, Honky, Dale, and Stitch were at Stitch & Dale's for the housewarming party.
"Man you guys ready for college?!" Stitch asked. "Maybe next year I'll join you guys. I decided to take a year off"
"Yeah, I'm ready to get the fuck out of here" Honky said. "I've decided I'm gonna be a teacher. I love kids. I've always wanted kids, but Carlotta had to get knocked up by some other dude and marry him. Then Montana dumped me for some military guy"
"Honky, you're 18" Muffins said. "You've got plenty of time to have a kid"
"You're 18 and you've knocked up two chicks already" Honky said. "You're a legend, Bro"
"I wouldn't say that" Muffins shook his head. "Lemonade's hoe ass gave me chlamydia"
"Speaking of chlamydia," Ringo said. "Which I also got from Lemonade, I'm going to school to be a OB-GYN"
"Wow, really?" Muffins said.
"Hell yeah!" Ringo said. "I get to look at and touch hot pussy all day"
"You'll get 90 year old ladies as patients too, ya know" Dale said.
"Yeah, and you can't date or fuck your patients, either" Muffins said.
"Man, you guys are such buzzkills" Ringo said. "I'll meet plenty of hot bitches at college. Honky and I are room mates, and we're gonna PARTY!"
"Hell yeah, I'm gonna visit you guys at least once a month" Stitch said. "We can find some cool frat parties. I'm ready for hella Ohio State parties. Muffins, you in?"
"Nah, I'll pass" Muffins said. "I'd rather just be with Strawberry and our soon to be baby"
Ringo made the whipped sound effect. "Dude, you're so whipped. How fucking lame do you gotta be to skip out on hot college parties to sit at home and watch Degrassi with your boring girlfriend slash baby mama?"
"Fuck you, Ringo" Muffins said. "I get laid every single day, and I'll be getting laid before I go to bed tonight. And not a single one of you guys can say the same"
"I still get more sex than you by having threesomes" Ringo said.
"Man, your threesomes with Hamster and Lizard are nothing to brag about" Stitch said.
"Oh, I've upgraded" Ringo said. "I've been banging Doreen and Fiona together"
"Yeah, I wouldn't call that an upgrade" Honky said.
"Man, I'm gonna bang hella hot bitches in college" Ringo said.
"Yeah, you can be known for being a walking STD" Muffins smirked, and the other guys laughed along with him.
"Dude, what's your problem?" Ringo asked. "Take a few shots and calm the fuck down" he handed Muffins a shot of jack.
"You're bragging about banging the ugliest bitches" Muffins said, after downing the shot. "And you call me lame to cover up the fact that you're jealous that I get laid every single day. Now you'll have to worry about college girls being drunk enough to even want to hook up with your ugly ass"
"Well, Cherry wasn't drunk when she called me to pick her up from the airport yesterday" Ringo said. "She definitely wanted to bang. I took her virginity, she will always be down to bang"
"Wait," Stitch said. "You picked her up? Isn't she supposed to be in rehab?"
"Hell no I didn't pick her up" Ringo said. "I start college next week, I'm not about to let that coke whore fuck shit up for me"
"I wonder if she hit up my dumbass brother" Stitch said.
"Oh, she told me he was her absolute last resort" Ringo said. "She called Spanky after me, I know that much, but she's still pissed at Sully for the whole intervention thing. I asked her why she wasn't at rehab, and first she tried lying to me, saying she finished early, which I knew wasn't true, then she told me she got in a fight and they kicked her out, which is more believable"
"Man, I bet if she did contact Sully, he would take her back" Stitch said. "Dude is a fucking door mat. I feel bad for him. I'm surprised he even broke up with her after she cheated. He dated one other girl back in junior high, and she was a little hoe. But his dumb ass stuck with her until we moved here"
"Crazy that we both banged Cherry and Muffins got head from her just a few months ago, and now all of a sudden Muffins is too cool for us because he's gonna be a dad" Ringo said. "Live a little, man"
"Fuck off, Ringo" Muffins stood up. "I'm going home to get laid. I hope you lonely ass losers all enjoy jacking off tonight"631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYzkUut2Ee
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A few days later, Stitch got home around 2pm. He had just worked a double shift, and had been at work since 10pm the night before. As soon as he walked in the apartment, he went straight to the fridge, only to be disappointed by the fact that there was no alcohol left. 631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iGXHUHsj6
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"Dale!" He called out. "Can you run across the street really fast and get me something to drink? I really need a beer or something"
Dale didn't reply.
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"Dale?" Stitch walked over to Dale's bedroom door, which was cracked open a bit. "Dale, you awake?" Stitch peeked his head through the door and saw Dale lying on the floor, which wasn't out of the ordinary, since he didn't have a bed. 631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTujqpCWlEb
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"Dale" Stitch repeated, as he walked closer and nudged him with his foot. Dale didn't flinch, and Stitch realized he wasn't breathing.631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0VR80Anfn
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"Oh my God" Stitch said, as he ran out of the apartment, down the stairs, and knocked on Strawberry and Muffins' door.
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