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聽眾老婆詳述斯卡哈之所以找他麻煩,其實跟藍色蜘蛛網錯綜複雜,冠狀病毒都出來了。師匠老太婆其實是穿越寶中,受陰謀詭計壓迫的苦主,仁雄自是耐著性子,走去島上由大天使加百列親為她打造的專屬牢房。
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一出宮殿,仁雄大老遠就看見平時死亡女侍的練兵場多了個醒目金亭,金碧輝煌,形狀如可樂曲線瓶倒插地表,再稍微走近,他這才發現哪是什麼特殊造景,根本就是一尊等比例放大的聖杯。
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唉,仁雄就想說邪馬台島哪裡有牢房。加百列是用她自己的聖杯,作為護住斯卡哈的暫時容器,畢竟剛剛仁雄昏去,他對人類大意志的干涉力肯定下降,數小時的空窗,穿越寶確實可能帶走斯卡哈,加百列啟用聖杯,無疑多上一道保險。此外,烏列爾也用他的大天使力量增幅聖杯,盡可能做到沒有疏漏。
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仁雄這時才想到四大天使長他持有兩隻,斯卡哈毫無疑問受到最高規格待遇。既然如此她為何要弄我哩???鬱悶的仁雄戳了戳自己鼻頭,啊,好想挖。
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「你們兩個最好是給我笑一個。」現在兩位六翼天使,站立在大聖杯厚實的金壁前方,好似站崗,仁雄打趣說著,然後,氣氛更冰。
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撇開性格,加百列跟烏列爾外貌相似,氣質均是高冷,站在一起根本就是一對雙胞胎姊弟,不知為何,兩大天使長他們居然一臉分手多年的情侶重新相聚,很尬。
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「老公你開玩笑吧?我跟這廢物很好啊!」留著金短髮,美麗高貴的天使女王雙手抱胸,下巴高到不知哪去。仁雄發現加百列還真是形象豐富,初識時的耶穌受難形象,再如埃及豔后華麗將他迷倒,獨處時善解人意,現在又傲然不馴,每一個仁雄都好喜歡。這一刻,天使老婆要和男性大天使爭鋒相對。
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「主人,我確實跟這種族主義者很好。之後若有需要,我會幫助她將異世界神祇通通殺光,建立天使尊國,我會。」自從被老婆們聯手爆破,烏列爾就成了邊緣人,和其他角色幾乎毫無交集,但他對主事者老婆依舊客氣尊重,想不到,他這一刻居然用了『種族主義者』這麼異常猛烈的措辭。仁雄之前一個月都不會聽烏列爾講這麼多話;不過,烏列爾倒是說得沒錯,如有必要,加百列會毫不猶豫犧牲比她低的物種,這也讓仁雄明白,他的愛情在不久後又將面臨考驗。
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「那以後樂園就叫新迦南吧,正好可以替你跟拉斐爾(現在是華夫人角色)補上丟掉迦南美地的損失。」他們還在爭吵。
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「妳還在想那件事……我已經說了,離開至高天我們只是普通物種,妳不要為了妳的私人願望將大家拖下水。總之我是不會幫妳的,妳聽好了,用妳自己的聖杯。主人身邊的女人都是好人,別讓大家為妳做這事。」
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數分鐘後,兩位天使長再次扯到聖杯,鬼打牆的話題又繞回來。仁雄早先一步進入聖杯內側,外頭低聲扯些什麼,他只能從口氣勉強得知雙方懷著憤怒及不諒解……仁雄忽然懂了,其實兩大天使長是用心語!是因為聖杯內側會共鳴,他才感受到一丁點魔法流動軌跡。雙方說不定先前一句話都不肯講,然而仁雄出現,就有引爆點,他們再也忍不住想爭吵舊事。
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「用這聖杯能做到,我早就用,還會留到今天?還不是你跟拉斐爾佔了迦南美地,卻無作為,貴為大天使長卻學了偏安,你有什麼用呢?你為同胞到底做了什麼?你到底……為我做了什麼?」
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「不是這樣,我答應了妳不是?但,我受騙了……拉斐爾,他、他一開始就是個投機分子。加,你知道我不會這樣對妳。我真的不是要丟下妳。我真的不是要丟下妳。」
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走在黃金空間的仁雄忽然停下腳步。最後這句他竟聽得一清二楚。『加,我真的不是要丟下妳。』
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「哦,原來我確實比那軟爛男可靠。」仁雄自言自語。接著,在聖杯內部複雜的黃金迷宮,仁雄在一間小房間找到了斯卡哈。她坐在一塊剛好能當作長椅的金台,依舊是那副露出度極高的黑紗緊身皮衣,紫紅色長髮平鋪金台,滑順如絲,唯一缺少的是晶紅魔槍不在身邊。聖杯內側,禁止動武。
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「你方才說些什麼呢?」斯卡哈聽見仁雄自言自語,立刻聯想起方才的魔法流動,無法得知談話的她以為仁雄知道,自是好奇。
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「沒事,外頭正上演齣爛戲,我們這邊演技應會好一些。」仁雄在斯卡哈身旁坐下。他感應到烏列爾已離開邪馬台島,下次出現不知何時。「現在,我們有時間坐著談了。」仁雄續道。
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「你想怎麼處置我悉聽尊便。我過於高估自己,以為若僥倖逃過這次劫難,至少我還能看顧你。若我早知道你持有兩位大天使長,更擁有聖杯,我會直接放棄這次的孤注一擲。」斯卡哈此言不虛。對多數穿越使者,斯卡哈無非是夢幻女神,她會受到最優渥待遇,無比自由,說不定還能繼續經營凱爾特菁英中心,但仁雄這邊5星SSR只是基本,不說兩大天使長,她連女武神都比不上:斯卡哈很訝異仁雄的女武神遠比她強,境界都快衝上六星了,照理說,布倫希爾德不可能強成這樣,還和齊格飛以外的男人持有特殊羈絆,真不知仁雄和她一同經歷了什麼。
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「妳既然都豁出去,也沒什麼好後悔的吧?倒是我想問妳,我沒對妳動粗吧?」仁雄想詢問他盛怒之下的事:他醒來時看見自己雙拳瘀青,可當時印象模糊,回想事發經過,他只覺得搞笑,不真實!
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「沒有,那時我看見你不斷用自己左拳打右臉,右拳打左臉,強行壓制自己。你在昏去前釋放一股力量,我和你順著那股力量到了邪馬台島,接著大天使(加百列)跟女武神就來了。」斯卡哈歷歷在目。若非仁雄這麼能忍,自己不至於千辛萬苦才把他惹毛,或許,就是他始終不願意傷害她,才會下意識把詩寇蒂&斯卡哈切這麼徹底吧?斯卡哈完全沒有受傷,詩寇蒂也沒有,真是斷成乾乾淨淨的兩個角色。
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「哦,原來真是這樣。我大概是想到耶穌說,當有人打你的左臉,右臉也給他打ㄅ,哈哈哈……導播這段可以剪掉嗎?我覺得好丟臉啊。那些女生只消我臉腫,不消我拳頭腫,不是差別待遇嗎?手跟臉都長我身上。」仁雄乾笑著,真有夠矬。
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「你若腫得像豬頭,我肯定沒法跟你談,會忍不住笑。」斯卡哈隨即回答,仁雄佩服她能面無表情講這些。
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「也是呢。嗯,我這兒還有位子,妳願意來我這嗎?」氣氛稍微活絡了。一旦確認對方意願,仁雄認為直接開口就好了,否則一走出聖杯和邪馬台島,斯卡哈的孤注一擲全要前功盡棄。
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「我的榮幸,鴻運貴人。從前我從未想過能和誰結盟,然而,即使是被迫走到這一步,我依舊相信我會在你身上,找到值得努力的事。」平淡回應的同時,斯卡哈也接受她的結局。在這孩子的幫助下,她得以繼續留在這個世界,而不是被重置或永遠抹除,所以,她得好好照顧這孩子呢。
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「那就這樣,拿著這個。」更令斯卡哈驚訝的是,仁雄為她準備特別的禮物:他取來一條繩帶。華麗繁複的鵝黃色織錦,她一眼就認出那是她削斷的劍鞘飾帶。身為武者、師尊,為了求生竟用了醜陋計策,如今她損壞的物品就在她面前,如鐵一般的物證,這不免讓她露出消沉表情。
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「能為你織一條新的嗎?若你不嫌棄。」隨後,她鮮紅的眸子閃爍異色,慎重道。
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「妳若要織給我很歡迎,只是,我拿出這東西,並不是想和妳討回什麼。」仁雄邊說邊牽起斯卡哈的手,讓消沉的她看見自己笑臉盈盈,接著,他慢慢將錦繩在女人手中繞八字形,自己的右手也提到半空中。明白這是什麼的斯卡哈立刻搶過繩子,不一會兒的時間,就把剩下繩段在男人右手上繞完,打結。兩人的手牢牢綁在一起。
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「你怎麼會知道這個結?」斯卡哈的表情雖然一貫淡定,心裡卻多了悸動。她得承認,為她做這事的仁雄非常迷人,讓長久只能獨力面對詩寇蒂壓迫的她,頓時多了依靠。
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「因為我要妳做我老婆。」仁雄理所當然地答覆。
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「真是貼心。我的恥辱竟成這樣浪漫的事,歐周仁雄,我會把它綁在我的槍上。」女神終於笑了。這結是凱爾特傳統婚禮的綁手禮,象徵二人的生命永遠連結在一起。
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「那就把妳綁牢囉,不准走。」仁雄回以微笑。斯卡哈毫無疑問是夢幻女神,和主事者老婆的關係也還可以,儘管和布倫希爾德屬性重疊,他倒是不大介意。或許,自己心裡還是渴望著能得到她的看顧。
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雖然,這次事件終不是個划算交易。若換作半年前,仁雄得到斯卡哈肯定爽到爆,八成每天瘋狂做愛,根本下不了床,但……現在老婆們已經漫出來了。自己先是跟財團法人天上聖母槓上,現在又跟諸神聯合起爭議,建立穿越事業,樹敵肯定不好。
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仁雄將老婆重新造冊──
老婆劍:牛王吉光
主事者老婆:卑彌呼、布倫希爾德
最正老婆:加百列
最會cos相澤南老婆:塗山形柔
最力爭上游老婆:愛蓮娜
最佳新人老婆:斯卡哈
小三:伊乃
座騎:神威赤兔
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「妳們有沒有什麼方法能杜絕這現象?老婆多到需要造冊,我真的很爽啦,可再來一百個我要叫娘了,萬一組工會怎麼辦?」再三確認詩寇蒂這冠狀病毒已和斯卡哈無瓜葛,仁雄就帶著新收角色走出聖杯。做完正式歡迎,他現在和六位老婆聚在碼頭的露天咖啡座,看海,共享下午茶時光。
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「你把圖鑑集滿,就不會有這事。」卑彌呼對仁雄的遭遇非常樂觀。另外,斯卡哈鬧出這事,人在現場的邪馬台國女王,其實該負全責,仁雄完全不提,巫女謹記在心。現在看著一旁俊男美女共坐一椅,兩人的手還綁一塊兒,卑彌呼心裡豪嫉妒。都怪她一時疏忽,製造了對手!
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「我看對外放出我是噁男的消息吧!免得動不動就有女神貼我,真是歐洲人的困擾呢。」仁雄聳肩。或許是斯卡哈不太笑,有她坐大腿,他居然爽不起來。歐洲人,真奢侈。
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「你本來就噁男。居然連孕婦都不放過,這陣子不准碰我。欸,我們去打球。」布倫希爾德朝仁雄比中指,就吆喝眾女打沙灘排球,仁雄這桌老婆一下子全走,只留下和仁雄手綁手,共擠一椅的斯卡哈。
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「你跟布倫希爾德的羈絆真緊密。這一點都不像《尼伯龍根之歌》的那個她,她好開朗。」在仁雄懷中,斯卡哈注視著打沙灘排球的兩隊女人:為首有巫女、九尾狐、赤兔、天使、女武神,加上補足兩隊人數的死亡女侍。除了布倫希爾德特強外,斯卡哈還發現死亡女侍的屬性很好,連在板凳上看戲,吃冰淇淋的也有3星R,顯見主事者不但用心打理,還課了不少錢。
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「哦,那有段故事。先失陪了,我差不多該回去準備明天現實世界的東西。」說完,仁雄本想去找手機,然而,當他準備起身,他立刻發現自己的手還和斯卡哈牢牢綁在一塊兒,正當他因為手臂受限而猶豫,他看見懷中美人笑著仰頭,用空出來的手溫柔撫摸他的臉龐。
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「我和你回去吧。不是說了,結束後一起找個營火歇著?」斯卡哈道。聽著那讓人安心的聲線,仁雄毫不考慮將她唇封上。斯卡哈眼睛一閉。
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露天咖啡座,共坐一椅的男女正在激吻,繞於兩人手中,看似牢固的繩結一下子開了。他們改用雙手撫摸彼此身體,斯卡哈的重量落在仁雄身上,紫紅長髮一舞,椅子倒了,換成她把仁雄騎乘。
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「老太婆,看不出妳這麼主動內。」躺平木頭地板,乖乖給斯卡哈騎的仁雄,仰頭凝視著美人因背光顯得朦朧的美麗臉孔。她的髮絲搔得他好癢。他輕聲道,覺得十分有趣。
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「不讓你見識一下,小狗狗你是不會乖的。」斯卡哈再次把他唇封上。熱吻一陣,兩人火速離開現場。
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