At the wedding reception, Strudel walked past Strawberry and Pancake, who had matching dresses, except Strawberry's was pink and Pancake's was green.
"Wow, Pancake, you look amazing" Strudel said.
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"You stay away from my girl" Gepetto came out of nowhere, and put his arm around Pancake.
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Strudel sighed, and walked into an empty room, that had only a shelf lined with alcohol.
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"Hey" a voice startled him.
Muffins came out of a corner, a bottle of Jim Beam in his hand. "What are you doing here?"
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"Pancake looks so beautiful" Strudel whispered, and slid down against the wall.
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Muffins handed Strudel the bottle.
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Strudel took a sip. "Strawberry looks beautiful too" he said softly.
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"Strawberry is beautiful" Muffins agreed. "So is Pancake"
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"You got to have sex with Strawberry" Strudel said. "And I dated her for like, ever"
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"Man, you guys were so young" Muffins said. "You got to have sex with Pancake, AND you've made out with the both of them"
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"True" Strudel half smiled.
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"Strawberry is an amazing kisser" Muffins sighed.
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"How did she kiss you?" Strudel asked.
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"What?" Muffins asked.
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"I mean," Strudel said. "Was it like this?"
He kissed Muffins gently on the lips, and even though he was wasted, Muffins was creeped out and had his eyes wide open.
"I'm not-" Muffins started, but Strudel interrupted.
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"Or was it a little more like this?" he grabbed Muffins' face and kissed him a bit more passionately.
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Muffins downed some more whiskey. "Definitely the second one"
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Strudel kissed him again. "You're probably gonna say no..." he started. "But-"
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"But what?" Muffins polished off the bottle and grabbed a bottle of tequila.
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"Do you-" Strudel stuttered. "Do you want to get a hotel room for the night?"
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Muffins took another big swig. "Sure" he slurred. "We've gotta stop at the gift shop first, though"
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"Why?" Strudel asked.
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"This is embarrassing," Muffins said. "But I'm taking antibiotics for chlamydia, so we're gonna need some condoms"
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"How did you get chlamydia?" Strudel looked worried.
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"Unprotected sex with Lemonade" Muffins mumbled. "Probably one of the stupidest things I could do"
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Strudel started giggling.
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"How is that funny?" Muffins shouted.
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"I had unprotected sex with that whore, too" Strudel chuckled. "If you got chlamydia, I probably did, too. So I'll worry about getting treated in a few days. Let's go get the room now, that way we can start having fun as soon as the reception is over"
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Meanwhile, Strawberry was sitting down at a table by herself. She just didn't feel like dancing by herself.
All of a sudden, there was a tap on her shoulder. She turned around and saw a boy standing there.
"Hi, I'm Toaster" he said. "I'm Mango's cousin"
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"I'm Strawberry" she smiled.
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"How can a girl as pretty as you not be dancing?" Toaster offered her his hand.
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"No one's asked me..." Strawberry grabbed his hand.
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"Well I'm asking you" Toaster smiled.
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"And I'd love to" Strawberry smiled, as Toaster led her to the dance floor.
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It just felt so right. But Strawberry didn't want to let herself fall for another guy. Every time she did, she always ended up getting hurt, and she was sick of it.
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"Are you okay?" Toaster asked.
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"What?" Strawberry snapped back to reality. "Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine"
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"Don't seem so nervous" Toaster said. "It's making ME kind of nervous"
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"Sorry," Strawberry said. "I've got a lot on my mind, that's all"
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"Just concentrate on the moment" Toaster pulled her closer to him, and he could feel her breath on his neck. He didn't want to let this chance go to waste. He tilted her chin up and kissed her.
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As the song ended, some dude walked up to the microphone.
"Hey, my name is Dimsum" he said. "I'm a good friend of Java, and I've got a surprise for you guys. We have a special guest here in honor of the newlyweds. Please welcome, Lady Gaga!"
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Everyone started cheering as Gaga started performing her hit song "Just Dance"
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Everyone got up and danced, even Muffins and Strudel.
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Well, not everyone. Honky was sitting in a corner, fiddling with a thing of bubbles.
Montana walked over to him.
"Lady Gaga is performing!" she said. "How can you not be dancing?"
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"I don't want to" Honky said. "I love Carlotta so much, and now she's married to another guy"
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"Oh, Honky, it's not the end of the world." Montana said. "If you really wanted to mope, you would've stayed home. So come with me and get your ass on the dance floor"
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