是一篇逗趣的文章,大家看过笑笑就是了,别太认真。
农历七月后。 王柳英
探亲节过后,三个好友甲,乙及丙碰面就聚在一起闲聊。
甲说:”这次回乡,真令我心惊胆跳,连站在路边都不安全。”
乙故惊讶道:”难不成你遇到强盗,但这怎么可能?”
甲板着脸道:”别开玩笑了,这回是无法无天的飙车主真是令人反感,在路上做威作福,嫌自己命残,却又妄顾他人死活。”
.”那晚我正要过马路,怎曉得后面冲来一群凶猛骑士,个个似表演吊死马杂技,”
”我就站在路中被他们吓得魂飞魄散。”
乙奇道:”你哪来的魂?”
甲没好气,”这只是比喻。你的探亲旅程愉快吗?”
乙是来自一个三代同堂的大富人家子孫。听到甲的问题他不禁沉下了脸,道:106Please respect copyright.PENANApGrR6IRzdQ
106Please respect copyright.PENANAqJTp1jwCtm
”如今我只是以一个过路客的的身份回去,却忽然洞悉家人个个心中的秘密。。。”
”他们心怀鬼胎笑里藏刀,争想在爺爺面前取宠,只怕爷爷一天归西后忘了留给自己多一份好处,”106Please respect copyright.PENANAiG5bX0JL3K
106Please respect copyright.PENANAT6URr2RsOS
”於是勾心斗角,搬弄是非,唯恐天下不乱,唉,亲情何在,只是钱字作怪。”
一直沉默不已的丙拿起手掌算了算,点点頭106Please respect copyright.PENANAGBuILcawGa
106Please respect copyright.PENANA4omDNuBAI9
”放心,你爺爺会長命百岁,活至耄耋,他的财富只能轮给下一代享用了,.”
”你的爸爸叔叔姑姑等只有枯等了吧!”
这回,他们好奇丙的去向。
”嘿,你是孤家寡人无家可归,这回你去哪溜达?”,甲与乙同声问。
丙神秘兮兮道:.”这回我参加了一个化妆舞会。。。”,
乙看着丙道:“”化妆舞会? 就是那种戴上面具在宴会上走来走去,互相猜对方是谁的无聊游戏?..”,
丙点点头。
甲忍住笑道:“你何須戴面具? 你的脸就是最好的面具了”,
丙不理他们,接下説:”那里的食物尽善尽美,有中式焖鸡,港式点心,西餐牛扒。。应有尽有。”,
乙却同情道:”是的,你也没什么亲朋戚友可投靠,就说说你的奇遇吧!”106Please respect copyright.PENANAV6ZwZ9raMp
106Please respect copyright.PENANApjTkJ1sSdV
,106Please respect copyright.PENANA6P8hgdbBUh
106Please respect copyright.PENANA7nJKUZmQlk
丙陳述:”那天和你们分手后,我独自走在街上溜達,看到一间华丽别墅上面放着一张招牌:.”二零零七年大学魔鬼比赛 ”,我正犹豫着,就被一位带着面具的女子拉进屋内了。
丙摇摇头说:”她们的面具确是可笑,像凸眼歪嘴尖牙长舌,真正的鬼哪是那样的?”106Please respect copyright.PENANA1FWFWPSV2Q
106Please respect copyright.PENANAhOeEuFJYUs
,106Please respect copyright.PENANAswlJNKruSf
106Please respect copyright.PENANA7I4pc9SCH8
甲和乙都点头.:”人类都丑化了鬼”
丙接下下说:”但他们反而被我端正的鬼面具吓了一跳,纷纷猜我是否他们认识的张三或李四,我不吭声。”
乙忍住笑道:”真阴险。”
丙接下说:“直到午夜12:00,想想我该离去,但却被他们阻拦,说是全场最紧张的时刻,”
”也就是大伙揭开面具的时刻了。。。”
”只见一个个都丢下面具,唯独我一人没有,只见一个女孩不服气,上来硬扯我的面颊。。。”
甲和乙都忍不住大笑,幸灾乐祸
”当然她是扯不下的,只见她惊叫了起来,蹬,蹬蹬,后退三步大喊道是真鬼,结果大家落荒而逃”
乙道:”现代人也太没规矩了,竟然敢在我们7月假期庆祝他们的節日,活该变脸吓唬他们。”
丙阴阴笑道:“”别动怒,沉住气,我还真想下回参加他们的喜宴或生日派对呢,不然的话我真的无处可去了。”
106Please respect copyright.PENANAOUOjh8m1Vu
106Please respect copyright.PENANAs0ZSLEl2Ws
106Please respect copyright.PENANA4oQTZNWdb4
106Please respect copyright.PENANAah0TGIQT5E
106Please respect copyright.PENANADi3hbR45OS
106Please respect copyright.PENANAhw1jTvDdRE
106Please respect copyright.PENANAzOek8xP4S8
106Please respect copyright.PENANA2avKcAzzk3
106Please respect copyright.PENANARlVH1QIrGc
106Please respect copyright.PENANAvaW547GDEn
106Please respect copyright.PENANAW2j1mGT0qf
106Please respect copyright.PENANAYJ6bVBrjO7
106Please respect copyright.PENANA2PCqPx38i9
106Please respect copyright.PENANAImAlNdKkyc
106Please respect copyright.PENANAtGfkGeG0rj
106Please respect copyright.PENANAn6PZvK8OZn
106Please respect copyright.PENANAOiDXh1lWG7
106Please respect copyright.PENANAm1U8Wwrsub
106Please respect copyright.PENANAe9IAikRwTv
106Please respect copyright.PENANAYjggoMFUm3
106Please respect copyright.PENANA9pdf0rp1bC
106Please respect copyright.PENANAQIMU6DTGLy
106Please respect copyright.PENANA2BuD2VewT0
106Please respect copyright.PENANAX6kW0ZBq8V
106Please respect copyright.PENANACLVvSeObBK
106Please respect copyright.PENANAaO0NXo9F8E
106Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ml5SdSwuS
106Please respect copyright.PENANAgqrtm1ga83
106Please respect copyright.PENANAbhL17qaO4p
106Please respect copyright.PENANA7luV9VRO7d
106Please respect copyright.PENANAJx8FJXUiVg
106Please respect copyright.PENANABy7AYRt9ch
这是一篇逗趣的文章,大家看过笑笑就是了,别太认真。106Please respect copyright.PENANADLsWWUfEt1
是一篇逗趣的文章,大家看过笑笑就是了,别太认真。
农历七月后。 王柳英
探亲节过后,三个好友甲,乙及丙碰面就聚在一起闲聊。
甲说:”这次回乡,真令我心惊胆跳,连站在路边都不安全。”
乙故惊讶道:”难不成你遇到强盗,但这怎么可能?”
甲板着脸道:”别开玩笑了,这回是无法无天的飙车主真是令人反感,在路上做威作福,嫌自己命残,却又妄顾他人死活。”
.”那晚我正要过马路,怎曉得后面冲来一群凶猛骑士,个个似表演吊死马杂技,”
”我就站在路中被他们吓得魂飞魄散。”
乙奇道:”你哪来的魂?”
甲没好气,”这只是比喻。你的探亲旅程愉快吗?”
乙是来自一个三代同堂的大富人家子孫。听到甲的问题他不禁沉下了脸,道:106Please respect copyright.PENANAIDG1eA9JMW
106Please respect copyright.PENANA4BZCmk2Fgb
”如今我只是以一个过路客的的身份回去,却忽然洞悉家人个个心中的秘密。。。”
”他们心怀鬼胎笑里藏刀,争想在爺爺面前取宠,只怕爷爷一天归西后忘了留给自己多一份好处,”106Please respect copyright.PENANALyqcg4PlIc
106Please respect copyright.PENANAuPXL3uHfP0
”於是勾心斗角,搬弄是非,唯恐天下不乱,唉,亲情何在,只是钱字作怪。”
一直沉默不已的丙拿起手掌算了算,点点頭106Please respect copyright.PENANANfFbPsLtJz
106Please respect copyright.PENANA84U2zLlldo
”放心,你爺爺会長命百岁,活至耄耋,他的财富只能轮给下一代享用了,.”
”你的爸爸叔叔姑姑等只有枯等了吧!”
这回,他们好奇丙的去向。
”嘿,你是孤家寡人无家可归,这回你去哪溜达?”,甲与乙同声问。
丙神秘兮兮道:.”这回我参加了一个化妆舞会。。。”,
乙看着丙道:“”化妆舞会? 就是那种戴上面具在宴会上走来走去,互相猜对方是谁的无聊游戏?..”,
丙点点头。
甲忍住笑道:“你何須戴面具? 你的脸就是最好的面具了”,
丙不理他们,接下説:”那里的食物尽善尽美,有中式焖鸡,港式点心,西餐牛扒。。应有尽有。”,
乙却同情道:”是的,你也没什么亲朋戚友可投靠,就说说你的奇遇吧!”106Please respect copyright.PENANA0FL6UaqzyH
106Please respect copyright.PENANAWDS0aJTJjg
,106Please respect copyright.PENANA61oxi0AQoS
106Please respect copyright.PENANAOwABA6kF97
丙陳述:”那天和你们分手后,我独自走在街上溜達,看到一间华丽别墅上面放着一张招牌:.”二零零七年大学魔鬼比赛 ”,我正犹豫着,就被一位带着面具的女子拉进屋内了。
丙摇摇头说:”她们的面具确是可笑,像凸眼歪嘴尖牙长舌,真正的鬼哪是那样的?”106Please respect copyright.PENANA6KE3uiMKvX
106Please respect copyright.PENANAZdzBvralnX
,106Please respect copyright.PENANAC3tZfohAhb
106Please respect copyright.PENANAqtNt3cCN6p
甲和乙都点头.:”人类都丑化了鬼”
丙接下下说:”但他们反而被我端正的鬼面具吓了一跳,纷纷猜我是否他们认识的张三或李四,我不吭声。”
乙忍住笑道:”真阴险。”
丙接下说:“直到午夜12:00,想想我该离去,但却被他们阻拦,说是全场最紧张的时刻,”
”也就是大伙揭开面具的时刻了。。。”
”只见一个个都丢下面具,唯独我一人没有,只见一个女孩不服气,上来硬扯我的面颊。。。”
甲和乙都忍不住大笑,幸灾乐祸
”当然她是扯不下的,只见她惊叫了起来,蹬,蹬蹬,后退三步大喊道是真鬼,结果大家落荒而逃”
乙道:”现代人也太没规矩了,竟然敢在我们7月假期庆祝他们的節日,活该变脸吓唬他们。”
丙阴阴笑道:“”别动怒,沉住气,我还真想下回参加他们的喜宴或生日派对呢,不然的话我真的无处可去了。”
106Please respect copyright.PENANAXIRjShwotk
106Please respect copyright.PENANA4TL0pmpqlA
106Please respect copyright.PENANAC2XPFvVmNZ
106Please respect copyright.PENANApm3sAMpbZg
106Please respect copyright.PENANAGWJJmICvr8
106Please respect copyright.PENANAb6nHNSb5qK
106Please respect copyright.PENANA5xewBCysNg
106Please respect copyright.PENANA6TFWJVJTH4
106Please respect copyright.PENANAySzahVDZVh
106Please respect copyright.PENANAv7bTyavc06
106Please respect copyright.PENANAcsiOEvw8SJ
106Please respect copyright.PENANAC9Ephvp1aA
106Please respect copyright.PENANAT32xjbqwmq
106Please respect copyright.PENANAqjkka7gEOf
106Please respect copyright.PENANA8EE3thuQq8
106Please respect copyright.PENANAEBuN4jHRPM
106Please respect copyright.PENANAonzBVEuFaC
106Please respect copyright.PENANACsB4g7d5hN
106Please respect copyright.PENANA6y2tzgL9mr
106Please respect copyright.PENANA9MZ6Sgfug6
106Please respect copyright.PENANA8huWZhVnSv
106Please respect copyright.PENANAvDWv3w3rbx
106Please respect copyright.PENANAjMaO7Stbne
106Please respect copyright.PENANA1iEUTQ7AZm
106Please respect copyright.PENANAdzRTqPIMob
106Please respect copyright.PENANAVBVjm3QdV3
106Please respect copyright.PENANA1gj847HWn6
106Please respect copyright.PENANAcX9aq8m4py
106Please respect copyright.PENANAD1TpVAOnUj
106Please respect copyright.PENANAGHSES3P0UE
106Please respect copyright.PENANAyA0gDG5o83
106Please respect copyright.PENANAuTgyZEwb45
这是一篇逗趣的文章,大家看过笑笑就是了,别太认真。106Please respect copyright.PENANAmfczUExFZa
106Please respect copyright.PENANAQfk2JSuxfi