第一次養魔神仔就上手(更新至第三部) - 第一章出門不要亂撿東西(7)

游湘玲的廚藝，只能用一句話評論：非常有「創意」。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrKCdbw9W1
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她認定自己是不世出的廚藝天才，所有食譜都不適合她，一心想研發屬於自己的招牌菜。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkRUP2KSmb
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她研發的結果是：海鮮義大利麵上面放的不是蝦子和文蛤，而是花枝丸與魷魚羹；排骨飯裡放的米飯變成爆米花，因為湘玲認為排骨和飯的結合已經過時了。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGMJPDK008
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她的傑作還有把菠蘿麵包泡在牛肉湯裡，以及用青椒和苦瓜包水餃。不但如此，她運用調味料和控制火候的方法也是天下一絕。總之她是個勇於挑戰顧客味蕾的廚師，可惜每次挑戰都輸。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHksbkrk9d4
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正因如此，她的餐廳生意相當差，每天都剩很多食物，所以虹翼的食物來源算是相當充分。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVTVOn3hQq
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虹翼每天拿到食物，一律先放進冰箱，直到自己餓得頭昏眼花神智不清的時候才開動，否則根本吃不下去。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfytDm1vbbB
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噹噹卻沒這個問題。他坐在小茶几前用手抓起湘玲昨天的實驗成品：油飯配巧克力醬，大口大口地吃著，湘玲則坐得遠遠地，驚恐地看著他。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gjMz0WDlf
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「魔神仔……這種東西妳居然敢帶進家門？」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wqQNL1iBb
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「總比他把我帶去他家好吧？」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74pzorj7TD
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「也對……不是啦！把魔神仔養在家裡，早晚會出事的！妳快把他趕走啊！」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeTOw35dAh
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「姑姑，原來妳也會害怕啊？我還以為妳根本沒有神經呢。」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5okS7V83T
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「說什麼鬼話，我當然會怕！」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQC1xYzGKq
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虹翼睜大了水靈的眼睛，「難道妳以前被『牽走』過？」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2LDCzNipI
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湘玲的臉色更難看了。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQjz5OmjZQ
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「少廢話！總之不准妳在我家裡養魔神仔！」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBvZT7GQXC
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「這是我家。」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoJSWSc5jn
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「是我付的房租！妳要是不聽話，就跟他一起滾！」她話一出口就倒抽一口氣，「呃，我不是這意思……」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66O50UxD9E
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正當氣氛緊張到最高點時，原本在旁邊狂吃的噹噹舉起了一隻滷雞腿，說：「龍眼，妳也來吃嘛，這個好好吃哦。」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZEyqeskfZ
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不到一秒，湘玲瞬移到噹噹面前，緊緊抓住他雙臂，雙眼瞪到原本的兩倍大。速度之快，變臉程度之誇張，害得虹翼差點以為自己姑姑其實是怒目金剛。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnuMETL7PC
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「你，你，你剛剛說什麼？」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRedaByFVFc
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噹噹被她可怕的臉嚇得臉色發白，半天說不出話來。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SBNA1I8La
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「我我，我叫龍眼快吃飯……」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqa6QpgDB7
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「不是，我問你下一句，你下一句說什麼？」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMHTJmGsyB
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「我說，我說，」噹噹想了半天才恢復記憶，「我說這個好好吃……」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbPKkebL65
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這話一出，湘玲當場飆淚，她一把抱住了噹噹。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAu0cbmq1i
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「太~~好~~了~~啊！終於有人欣賞我的菜了！你真是個有品味的魔神仔啊！嗚嗚……」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYi8NqU0e7
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「各位觀眾，您現在目睹的是本世紀最感人的畫面。游湘玲在她二十六年的人生中，終於第一次聽到別人稱讚她的廚藝，這可說是有如天使降臨的奇蹟。究竟這位芒神食客是心地太善良，還是餓過頭造成味覺失調，或者是單純的天生秀逗，讓我們繼續看下去……」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvloHz94Zwx
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「不要在別人真情流露的時候亂配旁白啦！」湘玲完全不欣賞虹翼充滿磁性和感性的解說。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpUbFbdvPD
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「我只是在準備應徵美食節目主持人啊。是說姑姑，可以麻煩妳放開他嗎？他已經進入半昏死狀態了。」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyC3zovvpiH
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「哦哦，好。」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWErMkaYDnG
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一脫離湘玲的懷抱，原本處於僵硬狀態的噹噹立刻撲進虹翼懷裡大哭。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHQvonXwcu
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「龍眼~~好可怕哦~~」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTMOatFVo7
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「好好，乖，沒事。」虹翼輕拍他頭頂。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T6dyn07tb
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噹噹擦擦眼淚，又拿起滷雞腿。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3D2eHihCU
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「來，龍眼，快吃。」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpaWxG0buV
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游湘玲的滷雞腿，向來是調味詭異，表皮燒焦，肉卻根本沒熟，這次也不例外。虹翼實在是沒什麼胃口。但她不想讓湘玲當面難堪，更怕噹噹大吵大鬧，只好勉為其難咬了一口。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKItN1w3Se
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