琉璃短篇小說集 - [科幻愛情]《You’ve got message！》（上）

我伏在案前，差點沒給文件淹沒掉。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUhNnqqPY5
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想不到新工上任，熱烈歡迎我的不是上司同事，而是一大堆趕在明天中午前完成的計劃書！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43uZWNcE19
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頭頂照明突然悉數關掉，眼前漆黑一片。偌大的辦公室連平常那僅有的低頻空調聲也欠奉，靜得直教人耳鳴。

我條件反射地扯高嗓門喊：「Damn it！」

會如此大反應，自然不是因為怕黑。只是這台新電腦忘了設定自動存檔，萬一軟件因停電閃退，我含辛茹苦趕出來的計劃書便統統泡湯，無望趕及明天中午的死線。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGxqiHRggL
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「抱歉抱歉，我還以為大家都走光了。」隨著照明再次亮起，這把聲線的主人戰戰兢兢地上前向我賠不是。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvx5EhRqUt
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是公司的清潔阿姨。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy50T9sFu3C
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原來我只顧埋首那堆四吋厚的文件夾，不知不覺已過了辦公時間。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqPdAaASMq
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「不，是我忙昏了，過了辦公時間也不知。我是新來的楊薇，怎樣稱呼？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHMygMdqcd
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清潔阿姨很有禮，活像老一輩的傭人，語氣總帶著「我是下人」的口吻：「楊小姐您好，喚我英姐即可。這麼晚還在工作？要不要替您沖咖啡？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY3uPEyOdg
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啊，香濃的鮮磨咖啡！我肯定自己雙眼在發亮。英姐笑笑，隨即轉身走進茶水間。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnewzui3K9p
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上司同事不願意跟我打交道不要緊，最重要煮得一手好咖啡的英姐肯為我效勞。

正打算繼續努力文件，系統語音助手卻吐出一句：「You’ve got message！」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyapKX7m0p
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「讀取訊息。」我以語音指令。

電腦視窗隨即彈出一張電子便條：828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4YUjFoNge
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Isabelle，歡迎加入！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsT7087Leo2
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第一天便得工作到這種時候會否不習慣？還是你跟我一樣都是工作狂？828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjCEkUVtYJ
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都這麼晚了，肚子不覺餓？828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwJNXf6Kyh
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Jimmy828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIihS48ZpeP
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那是公司內聯網採用的電子便條軟件，可透過網絡發放給指定同事、部門或公開讓所有員工讀取。便條經內聯網發放後，會自動於指定收件人所登入的電腦屏幕彈出，非常方便。平日一般被人事部用作發放通告或同事間聯絡的捷徑，可是誰那麼有創意，竟以電子便條迎新？況且我才剛履新，若非同一部門的，誰那樣通天曉既知道我的英文名同時又對我的行蹤瞭如指掌？828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVzymYVz28
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我鍵入指令尋找訊息來源，十五秒後，系統給我的回覆是：資訊科技工程部。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmst9cXsMoj
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難怪，資訊科技工程部的工作時間最不穩定；公司系統有何疪漏，他們都得趕工搶修，不得安睡。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7QjfGNpns
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英姐端來一杯香濃咖啡，然後識趣地到別的部門打掃，說怕會打擾我工作。呷著甘香醇厚的咖啡心情大好，於是一改平日被動態度，讓指尖在鍵盤上飛舞：828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMzMbQOuZj
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Jimmy 君：828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszWWaZBfaE
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你是 IT 部同事？謝謝關心，有英姐的鮮磨咖啡，工作愜意多了。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkymtT16lcN
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工作嘛，再不習慣還是會習慣的。公司請我回來又不是當擺設用，自然得有所貢獻。你此刻不也在埋頭苦幹嗎？828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mjeOtI2oW
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Isabelle828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhuJkc6kBp
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慢著，資訊科技工程部不是設在 34 樓嗎？為何會對 32 樓的我一舉一動也瞭如指掌？

低頭細想，外行如我亦懂得透過電腦翻查使用者資料和登入記錄，人家是電腦專家，說不定我這台電腦上的一字一句均逃不出他的法眼，知道我的姓名行蹤又有甚麼好稀奇？不過看來得向人事部反映一下公司的個人私隱保障不足。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgJD3U6bAP
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五分鐘後，電腦屏幕又彈出一張電子便條：828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivt02iwJSR
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Isabelle：828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkv111acPA
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我勸你還是改改那不到最後一刻不存檔的壞習慣吧，電腦是最最最不可靠的機器，哪一個零件無故失靈也絕不意外。還有，重要文件最好複製備份到雲端儲存，免得電腦掛掉便一無所有。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFt6yZBWzg
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Jimmy828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC26SQe730a
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這人有點意思。此際在大公司裡打工，已鮮有這麼熱心的同事了。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1FYXea2Cf
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工作至零晨二時許，終於大功告成，我洋洋地伸個懶腰。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAq6securM7
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叮 ── 叮 ── 又一張電子便條？828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6FLEovnTf
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Isabelle：828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPJCDW4mzT
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恭喜你終於完成工作，別忘了複製備份上雲端。還有，別待薄自己，吃一頓豐富的宵夜吧，你還未吃晚餐呢！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiiyVh1Vui
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Jimmy828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MvUYjG8zW
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都甚麼時候了？Jimmy 還在公司？

難得人家一番美意再三叮囑，我只好順從地將文件備份到雲端，收拾案頭然後準備離開，臨行前忍不住打一句俏皮話給 Jimmy。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGHZwWylEB
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Jimmy君：828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7qutBHBom
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謝謝你陪我度過這難熬的一晚，你也別刻薄自己，吃一頓好的吧。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnK8h6K39x
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Isabelle828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo3kKd3wuI
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關掉電腦，提起手袋，呼吸裡盡是無力感。終於完成第一天的工作，可是明早照樣得十點正準時回來開會，累壞人。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy0yjeFLLZ
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草草吃點東西，回家倒頭便睡。醒來到浴室淋浴，熱水自蓮蓬頭嘩啦嘩啦的灑下來，一下子將昨天的悶氣洗刷掉。

回到公司，不料卻被一片愁雲慘霧團團包圍，四周咒罵之聲不絕。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjU4kgkwnH
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中途被一位女同事拉住，「Isabelle，公司的網絡系統今晨發生故障，主機曾一度停止運作，更自動刪除了部分文件，市場部損失慘重無一倖免。再過半小時便得開會了，你快查看文件遺失了多少，待會做個簡短報告。」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9dnNM9rzZ
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我當下不禁捏一把冷汗。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡha9TPp9FyZ
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差點便要前功盡廢！幸得 Jimmy 再三提醒我備份文件到雲端儲存，才僥倖避過今次一劫。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7eZIN6vuj
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我啟動電腦，這一次，顯示屏彈出兩張便條。黃色的是人事部發出的緊急通告，點列有關是次系統故障的善後工作及安排。這我不關心，我要讀的是第二張便條。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGZHB1FX3R
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Isabelle：828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkLJRcf4NS
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See？都說電腦最不可靠！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUIAExBQ6Y
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Jimmy828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2v3ZsXH31A
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我不由自主地嗤笑。說不定 Jimmy 昨日留在辦公大樓至夜深，為的就是要弄垮公司的主機，哈！