當我趕到時,大老遠的從這裡就可以看見已經被打得不成人形的胖子,他癱倒在地就好像死透了一樣。俊彥也沒好到哪裡去,滿臉是血,軀體被隨意棄置在一旁的車子引擎蓋上。691Please respect copyright.PENANAd1OF7qkFbw
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而做出這一切的兇手一看見我就向我這走了過來;雖然他的左大腿上有個彈孔,鮮血淋漓,但看起來也依然沒有怎麼影響到他的行動。691Please respect copyright.PENANAryZUcB5zmo
691Please respect copyright.PENANAIBbcReiyus
他的身高接近兩米,雖然遠小於我們在警察局看見的那些巨屍們,可是他帶給我的氣勢和壓迫感卻絲毫不亞於那些怪物,甚至讓我產生了在我眼前的不是一個人,而是一頭洪荒巨獸的錯覺。691Please respect copyright.PENANAkGunwIGVDh
691Please respect copyright.PENANAEzIgOPI7sB
他死盯著我,嘴裡喃喃自語:「你是……第三個。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAW71WkAA3dB
691Please respect copyright.PENANAQlTagHBwfy
欸不,我這不是打架是送死吧?691Please respect copyright.PENANA0GjqfzQi95
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看著他一步一步向我接近,我感覺到自己四肢開始發軟,這是人類刻畫在基因深處的恐懼,普通人沒可能抗衡的。691Please respect copyright.PENANA72PY07lgIV
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寶貝你還要多久啊?再不來我就要被這台卡車撞成碎塊了。691Please respect copyright.PENANAckA2rsk3yR
691Please respect copyright.PENANA9NYfBvYAOd
我是隊長,當然不會這麼沒出息的只寄望著別人來救我,雖然眼前這傢伙以一己之力就幹掉了我們兩個隊員,很明顯我不是他的對手,不過我也會盡全力爭取時間直到支援趕來的。691Please respect copyright.PENANA0TNcXO4Qk7
691Please respect copyright.PENANAp89Roq7BzJ
我心一橫,乾脆開口向他大喝一聲:「站住!」691Please respect copyright.PENANAcwbnBsNVYQ
691Please respect copyright.PENANAG0xi1RnpnG
「怎麼……還有話要說?」阿德竟然真的停下了腳步。691Please respect copyright.PENANARv05NlWjFz
691Please respect copyright.PENANAY6harxNzGd
我倒是沒有想過他真會聽我的話停下來,現在要怎麼辦?691Please respect copyright.PENANAlV5YCTpYZZ
691Please respect copyright.PENANAgUebLohcEG
深吸一口氣,我決定將計就計,開始和他交涉:「老實說我們之間其實也無冤無仇,不如我們商量一下,我現在說個笑話,如果你笑出來就別打我了。」691Please respect copyright.PENANA98nnjk3bEp
691Please respect copyright.PENANAVphANk8tom
這種時候我最怕空氣突然安靜,我提出的方案似乎讓他的腦迴路過載了一瞬間,半晌之後他才再次開口道:「我考慮……你說吧。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAiuhxjQoaH1
691Please respect copyright.PENANATrb5c6ib1U
好,我也沒有料到他會真的上鉤。691Please respect copyright.PENANAfR0ezyCzKP
691Please respect copyright.PENANAym4Ufn2yg4
我的大腦飛速運轉,仔細思索著這時候用得上的笑話,最後我決定說一個最經典的智商測試機笑話。691Please respect copyright.PENANAgveMUruHqV
691Please respect copyright.PENANAXxO8IGIYZE
「有一天,小明的學校舉辦了——」691Please respect copyright.PENANANvBu3g30cO
691Please respect copyright.PENANAYpHmIBUETS
「有Bear來。」我話才說一半,阿德就揮手打斷了我的笑話。691Please respect copyright.PENANASCewMWhJZ7
691Please respect copyright.PENANAZQpSWMUj0s
「我早就聽過了。」說完,他以右腳踏地,猛地發力,本體挾帶著驚人的威勢,就像一顆砲彈般朝我飛射而來。691Please respect copyright.PENANAl8pd1dK28f
691Please respect copyright.PENANAZPyHqLPjl6
臥軌的人看見一台火車駛來的時候,八成就是我現在這種感覺吧?691Please respect copyright.PENANA1i9Ye47yFc
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我轉頭就跑。691Please respect copyright.PENANAl9cGAprUrO
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轟隆隆——691Please respect copyright.PENANAjYBE9gqzeS
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他衝刺時,踏在地上的力量之大,每一步都足以帶出一聲巨大悶響,雖然不想承認,不過他不只塊頭大,連速度都遠在我這個普通人之上,就算我已經死命地逃了,我們之間的距離還是被迅速拉近著。691Please respect copyright.PENANAH5YzRS7kOu
691Please respect copyright.PENANA8fhS2vXnSq
在接近我到只剩兩米時,他冷笑一聲,高高躍起,並且在空中抬起了他的拳頭。691Please respect copyright.PENANA4hAYQxCmvL
691Please respect copyright.PENANAkJNglu8pZk
要是被這下打實了,我的腦袋應該真的會爆掉。691Please respect copyright.PENANAUY7JIhPkrU
691Please respect copyright.PENANAK9FejFL8Gk
我本能地向一旁用力飛撲,成功避開這一擊。下一秒,我看見了他那一拳重重地砸入了地面。691Please respect copyright.PENANA3lP7OAQOtG
691Please respect copyright.PENANAmmJkA2YDfs
對,我說砸入,他戴著鎖甲手套的拳頭現在深深的嵌入這片柏油路面,大地寸寸開裂。691Please respect copyright.PENANAvJZZVTWthx
691Please respect copyright.PENANAMueJGAL28q
阿德略一施力,將右手從地裡拔出來,並拍了拍上面的塵土,轉身對著我說:「只會躲躲閃閃,你從一開始就註定沒辦法擊敗我的,就連你那兩個弱小的同伴都比你來的還要有骨氣。」691Please respect copyright.PENANA63nys4U8JA
691Please respect copyright.PENANAO8SbAQBYM4
「不,我這叫具備常識,誰吃飽了撐著會跟一台怪手打架。」我使勁地從地上爬起來,搖著頭說。691Please respect copyright.PENANAwViZAqBgWh
691Please respect copyright.PENANAGuZFKEITan
剛剛情急之下直接飛撲,結果左手壓中了一顆突出來的鵝卵石,現在痛得我直冒冷汗。691Please respect copyright.PENANAerfFXUXJ2G
691Please respect copyright.PENANAW9Xs9fp6KH
「怪手,這比喻不錯……」阿德冷笑了一聲,突然間,他又暴起發難,伸手朝我攫了過來:「我看你還能耍多久嘴皮子!」691Please respect copyright.PENANAcSyXyvTXHA
691Please respect copyright.PENANAonfuCcLase
手上傳來的劇痛讓我的反應變得遲鈍,躲閃的動作也慢了一絲,但就是差了這點,我的衣領便被阿德抓個正著。691Please respect copyright.PENANAlnP232rVvo
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他右手發力,將我拉向他,左手也順勢朝我揮出了一記勾拳。691Please respect copyright.PENANA9TSObDFIws
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這次要死。691Please respect copyright.PENANAFspLtujtqq
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無法可想,無處可躲,我別無選擇只能用臉硬接這一擊。691Please respect copyright.PENANAVzniRPP2lP
691Please respect copyright.PENANA3P73zPoGjK
拳頭和臉完整接觸在一起,我毫無懸念地被仰頭打倒在地。691Please respect copyright.PENANAI5yQ6nvaNd
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希望沒腦震盪。691Please respect copyright.PENANAKbsk9YDqFX
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我掙扎從地上坐起身,只感覺頭暈目眩,腦袋嗡嗡地響。臉上似乎有些溼潤,用手一摸,頓時一片紅紅花花的,也不知道是剛剛塗上的殭屍血未乾,或是從我身上流出的新鮮體液。691Please respect copyright.PENANAiWWkZ6LSHT
691Please respect copyright.PENANAK0sIIpjSZ8
令我意外的是,傷勢看起來雖然很嚴重,卻遠遠沒有我預想中那麼疼痛,看來是我的潛能或是身體素質已經……抱歉,我話說太早了,來了開始了超痛的有夠痛。691Please respect copyright.PENANAbMCdam1cOP
691Please respect copyright.PENANAZeMQF1HbUj
我咬著牙齒,使勁地深呼吸,以避免自己因為疼痛而昏迷過去,那樣就是真死定了,不過兩秒之後我才想到這其實沒什麼意義,阿德人還在旁邊,我就是沒暈他也一樣能繼續暴打我。691Please respect copyright.PENANAhiqNYwZkQP
691Please respect copyright.PENANAGbAlcvmkDe
因此我忽然改變主意,決定乾脆暈過去就好,這樣還比較輕鬆,但是在成功進入昏迷狀態之前,頭皮上傳來的更加劇烈的疼痛又把我的意識從懸崖邊緣拉了回來。691Please respect copyright.PENANAIIJC5jtnQg
691Please respect copyright.PENANAxNDKn2mP4V
阿德抓著我的頭髮把我從地上抬了起來。691Please respect copyright.PENANApC8jf0g3o8
691Please respect copyright.PENANAql3D5OOShb
「沒想到是你這個最不起眼的活到最後,可惜了那個女的,建鴻出手一點也不知道輕重,現在大概死了,我本來想自己留著好好爽一把的,哈哈……」691Please respect copyright.PENANALlQOVAhrXs
691Please respect copyright.PENANAqgOpCwMc4J
說話難聽就說話難聽,我忍就是了,現在重點是他不光說,還把我越抬越高,我不就矮了點,你也沒必要抓人家頭髮讓人家雙腳都離地來強調這點啊?691Please respect copyright.PENANAjyxKrpb6bJ
691Please respect copyright.PENANAebnWQyohDQ
「現在只剩你了,還有什麼遺言嗎?要不要再說個笑話來聽聽啊?說不定我可以放過你喔哈哈哈哈!」691Please respect copyright.PENANAG8ez49oD5x
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有的。691Please respect copyright.PENANADS3PvQUJJZ
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「確實還有一個問題……」我試圖無視天靈蓋上的陣陣痛楚,開口問道:「你媽懷你的時候是不是拿類固醇套水喝啊?」691Please respect copyright.PENANAGo4aft0tVM
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阿德的笑聲戛然而止,原本輕鬆的表情一瞬間變得怒不可遏。691Please respect copyright.PENANApOusuoxL1D
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「你這麼想死我就成全你!」又是一拳朝我的臉揮來,但這次不一樣了。691Please respect copyright.PENANAgHVObeZbM4
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我抬手勾住他的右前臂,將自己的身體略微抬起,左手從口袋摸出一把螺絲起子,奮力插向他的眼珠子。691Please respect copyright.PENANAxtal7Nx3CW
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「一條命換你一隻眼不虧啦!」691Please respect copyright.PENANAPvsiAv8P2t
691Please respect copyright.PENANAhcTfbVi3GX
雖然喊得慷慨激昂,不過我刺空了。691Please respect copyright.PENANAH7UbL7EmPQ
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不對,不是我刺空了,我發現頭上受到的壓力驟然變輕,隨後跌坐到了地上。691Please respect copyright.PENANAtlYPFPxwuy
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是他慫了!691Please respect copyright.PENANA1cVsV1fDLz
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阿德回過神,這才意識到自己剛剛的行為是何等的恥辱。691Please respect copyright.PENANA5rfggGcoAq
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「我要宰了你,宰了你……宰了你!」看來他已經惱羞成怒到好像忘記自己其實會說的詞彙不只這一個了。691Please respect copyright.PENANAyIzdczCbTR
691Please respect copyright.PENANAN4VbTS88Rt
「請自便,不過你最好宰碎一點,不然我就是變殭屍也要給你媽寫封信,跟他說他兒子長得跟長毛象一樣大隻,可是連抓在手裡的普通人都怕,幾百萬類固醇都他媽白打了,操!」691Please respect copyright.PENANAHFdJyMpGJT
691Please respect copyright.PENANAORlL1Fo51u
「我……我要……」估計阿德這輩子沒被人這麼羞辱過,現在支支吾吾半天都沒擠出一句完整的話。691Please respect copyright.PENANAth23rPOzT4
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「你要什麼?宰了我是吧?都他媽講幾十次了,動手啊?」罵完之後果然身體都舒坦多了,就算現在他真的殺掉我,氣勢上我也已經贏了。要是他不殺我那我更他媽大贏特贏,這把不管怎樣都穩贏的。691Please respect copyright.PENANAzvKqaoTc3u
691Please respect copyright.PENANAZSl6BP3TZu
阿德愣了一下,突然間,他那抹招牌的笑意又回到了臉上:「很好……我改變主意了,我現在決定要拔掉你的四肢,剝光你的皮膚,再折磨你,但不會讓你死。我要你求生不得求死不能!」691Please respect copyright.PENANACKGOuItVNl
691Please respect copyright.PENANA8NROMBdR2P
他現在居高臨下的看著渾身脫力的我,開口說:「我現在先打爛你剛剛暗算我的那隻手。」說完,他就高舉了拳頭,再使勁地砸下。691Please respect copyright.PENANACIHlAWCk6B
691Please respect copyright.PENANA2Toorj7wiJ
隨後碰的一聲,他的手輕輕掉在我的身上。691Please respect copyright.PENANA2C8ozmikr4
691Please respect copyright.PENANAzkKjOXCzAP
什麼鬼東西?691Please respect copyright.PENANA4EFqG4SWjD
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我定神一看,發現他的手掌齊腕而斷,而且切口光滑又平整,就像是斷頭臺割開的一樣。691Please respect copyright.PENANAyNtZP8jVBi
691Please respect copyright.PENANAVd9APk4Opz
「翔,老娘一直到今天才發現,你這斧頭也太神了一點。」直到一個熟悉的聲音在耳邊響起,一切豁然開朗,會這麼叫我翔的也只有一個人了。691Please respect copyright.PENANALJJSUQFGJE
691Please respect copyright.PENANAayA4k7VnSa
寶貝,你要是再晚那麼一點點,我真的就變成一團碎肉了……691Please respect copyright.PENANAAh5vpiHLaL
691Please respect copyright.PENANAQKz8NtFt3x
「手……我的手……」阿德死死的握住他已經少了手掌的前臂,低聲哀號著。691Please respect copyright.PENANATL3bLgh5EK
691Please respect copyright.PENANAm950UHtiUa
凡爾莎在我面前蹲下,給了我一個懾人心魄的笑容,她說:「抱歉,來晚了。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAbjh1cYNIVL
691Please respect copyright.PENANAttT8cG9OMP
「老娘來罩你了。」
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