當我趕到時,大老遠的從這裡就可以看見已經被打得不成人形的胖子,他癱倒在地就好像死透了一樣。俊彥也沒好到哪裡去,滿臉是血,軀體被隨意棄置在一旁的車子引擎蓋上。616Please respect copyright.PENANAgPcLF2BYfv
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而做出這一切的兇手一看見我就向我這走了過來;雖然他的左大腿上有個彈孔,鮮血淋漓,但看起來也依然沒有怎麼影響到他的行動。616Please respect copyright.PENANADHnfKFCM37
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他的身高接近兩米,雖然遠小於我們在警察局看見的那些巨屍們,可是他帶給我的氣勢和壓迫感卻絲毫不亞於那些怪物,甚至讓我產生了在我眼前的不是一個人,而是一頭洪荒巨獸的錯覺。616Please respect copyright.PENANAw2TVB8oysb
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他死盯著我,嘴裡喃喃自語:「你是……第三個。」616Please respect copyright.PENANAq7Ak5DPDgp
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欸不,我這不是打架是送死吧?616Please respect copyright.PENANAGFSOgAR3Oc
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看著他一步一步向我接近,我感覺到自己四肢開始發軟,這是人類刻畫在基因深處的恐懼,普通人沒可能抗衡的。616Please respect copyright.PENANAGoL8YNFRat
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寶貝你還要多久啊?再不來我就要被這台卡車撞成碎塊了。616Please respect copyright.PENANAp4fmyX8qaB
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我是隊長,當然不會這麼沒出息的只寄望著別人來救我,雖然眼前這傢伙以一己之力就幹掉了我們兩個隊員,很明顯我不是他的對手,不過我也會盡全力爭取時間直到支援趕來的。616Please respect copyright.PENANACSfrqx9OpJ
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我心一橫,乾脆開口向他大喝一聲:「站住!」616Please respect copyright.PENANAdflI543upQ
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「怎麼……還有話要說?」阿德竟然真的停下了腳步。616Please respect copyright.PENANAr7Ui7ta4TX
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我倒是沒有想過他真會聽我的話停下來,現在要怎麼辦?616Please respect copyright.PENANALyYVCwAnXA
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深吸一口氣,我決定將計就計,開始和他交涉:「老實說我們之間其實也無冤無仇,不如我們商量一下,我現在說個笑話,如果你笑出來就別打我了。」616Please respect copyright.PENANAj7Ba7nTO5I
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這種時候我最怕空氣突然安靜,我提出的方案似乎讓他的腦迴路過載了一瞬間,半晌之後他才再次開口道:「我考慮……你說吧。」616Please respect copyright.PENANAY21krciTlU
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好,我也沒有料到他會真的上鉤。616Please respect copyright.PENANAa15VQt27MU
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我的大腦飛速運轉,仔細思索著這時候用得上的笑話,最後我決定說一個最經典的智商測試機笑話。616Please respect copyright.PENANAz7vbpeAY7f
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「有一天,小明的學校舉辦了——」616Please respect copyright.PENANAeeYS4OQdNj
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「有Bear來。」我話才說一半,阿德就揮手打斷了我的笑話。616Please respect copyright.PENANArCchIP6Omw
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「我早就聽過了。」說完,他以右腳踏地,猛地發力,本體挾帶著驚人的威勢,就像一顆砲彈般朝我飛射而來。616Please respect copyright.PENANAdr2LzRDw8Q
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臥軌的人看見一台火車駛來的時候,八成就是我現在這種感覺吧?616Please respect copyright.PENANAHxmArgzyxS
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我轉頭就跑。616Please respect copyright.PENANAXxFh7wnzAU
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轟隆隆——616Please respect copyright.PENANAgHpfU0hOOB
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他衝刺時,踏在地上的力量之大,每一步都足以帶出一聲巨大悶響,雖然不想承認,不過他不只塊頭大,連速度都遠在我這個普通人之上,就算我已經死命地逃了,我們之間的距離還是被迅速拉近著。616Please respect copyright.PENANAuulvfQBpLc
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在接近我到只剩兩米時,他冷笑一聲,高高躍起,並且在空中抬起了他的拳頭。616Please respect copyright.PENANAhE8KMXlWds
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要是被這下打實了,我的腦袋應該真的會爆掉。616Please respect copyright.PENANAzeJ30zabqV
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我本能地向一旁用力飛撲,成功避開這一擊。下一秒,我看見了他那一拳重重地砸入了地面。616Please respect copyright.PENANAg540r0m5pc
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對,我說砸入,他戴著鎖甲手套的拳頭現在深深的嵌入這片柏油路面,大地寸寸開裂。616Please respect copyright.PENANAtvqNVcs3Jb
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阿德略一施力,將右手從地裡拔出來,並拍了拍上面的塵土,轉身對著我說:「只會躲躲閃閃,你從一開始就註定沒辦法擊敗我的,就連你那兩個弱小的同伴都比你來的還要有骨氣。」616Please respect copyright.PENANAnLr7ndx5bu
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「不,我這叫具備常識,誰吃飽了撐著會跟一台怪手打架。」我使勁地從地上爬起來,搖著頭說。616Please respect copyright.PENANAqN1T3mXk52
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剛剛情急之下直接飛撲,結果左手壓中了一顆突出來的鵝卵石,現在痛得我直冒冷汗。616Please respect copyright.PENANAodDaa7cx9q
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「怪手,這比喻不錯……」阿德冷笑了一聲,突然間,他又暴起發難,伸手朝我攫了過來:「我看你還能耍多久嘴皮子!」616Please respect copyright.PENANAmxqBcraSvr
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手上傳來的劇痛讓我的反應變得遲鈍,躲閃的動作也慢了一絲,但就是差了這點,我的衣領便被阿德抓個正著。616Please respect copyright.PENANAtly1XCajQL
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他右手發力,將我拉向他,左手也順勢朝我揮出了一記勾拳。616Please respect copyright.PENANAgq9SDNaYyK
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這次要死。616Please respect copyright.PENANAeDfWBU2cmE
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無法可想,無處可躲,我別無選擇只能用臉硬接這一擊。616Please respect copyright.PENANAD6mc8iTdyk
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拳頭和臉完整接觸在一起,我毫無懸念地被仰頭打倒在地。616Please respect copyright.PENANAXnwVbjdIMZ
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希望沒腦震盪。616Please respect copyright.PENANAdFDRNUyso2
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我掙扎從地上坐起身,只感覺頭暈目眩,腦袋嗡嗡地響。臉上似乎有些溼潤,用手一摸,頓時一片紅紅花花的,也不知道是剛剛塗上的殭屍血未乾,或是從我身上流出的新鮮體液。616Please respect copyright.PENANAmsLHjmJJ7X
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令我意外的是,傷勢看起來雖然很嚴重,卻遠遠沒有我預想中那麼疼痛,看來是我的潛能或是身體素質已經……抱歉,我話說太早了,來了開始了超痛的有夠痛。616Please respect copyright.PENANAoxnxkDPDGY
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我咬著牙齒,使勁地深呼吸,以避免自己因為疼痛而昏迷過去,那樣就是真死定了,不過兩秒之後我才想到這其實沒什麼意義,阿德人還在旁邊,我就是沒暈他也一樣能繼續暴打我。616Please respect copyright.PENANA5Q1XRrHUqI
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因此我忽然改變主意,決定乾脆暈過去就好,這樣還比較輕鬆,但是在成功進入昏迷狀態之前,頭皮上傳來的更加劇烈的疼痛又把我的意識從懸崖邊緣拉了回來。616Please respect copyright.PENANAo1uAfrDfoa
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阿德抓著我的頭髮把我從地上抬了起來。616Please respect copyright.PENANAVxe96K30cv
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「沒想到是你這個最不起眼的活到最後,可惜了那個女的,建鴻出手一點也不知道輕重,現在大概死了,我本來想自己留著好好爽一把的,哈哈……」616Please respect copyright.PENANAZLhohEAWcN
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說話難聽就說話難聽,我忍就是了,現在重點是他不光說,還把我越抬越高,我不就矮了點,你也沒必要抓人家頭髮讓人家雙腳都離地來強調這點啊?616Please respect copyright.PENANAhfiIeUy2IV
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「現在只剩你了,還有什麼遺言嗎?要不要再說個笑話來聽聽啊?說不定我可以放過你喔哈哈哈哈!」616Please respect copyright.PENANAW7GrIgTP9d
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有的。616Please respect copyright.PENANA0FfeLvhATE
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「確實還有一個問題……」我試圖無視天靈蓋上的陣陣痛楚,開口問道:「你媽懷你的時候是不是拿類固醇套水喝啊?」616Please respect copyright.PENANAZvpbhsEYSf
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阿德的笑聲戛然而止,原本輕鬆的表情一瞬間變得怒不可遏。616Please respect copyright.PENANAmypeooCEY8
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「你這麼想死我就成全你!」又是一拳朝我的臉揮來,但這次不一樣了。616Please respect copyright.PENANAyvj0CwdB8O
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我抬手勾住他的右前臂,將自己的身體略微抬起,左手從口袋摸出一把螺絲起子,奮力插向他的眼珠子。616Please respect copyright.PENANAWdRx5swLcG
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「一條命換你一隻眼不虧啦!」616Please respect copyright.PENANAdemeVtFYiR
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雖然喊得慷慨激昂,不過我刺空了。616Please respect copyright.PENANAA2J3l5VLqg
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不對,不是我刺空了,我發現頭上受到的壓力驟然變輕,隨後跌坐到了地上。616Please respect copyright.PENANA62ho9iepnO
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是他慫了!616Please respect copyright.PENANAfbMYGq0P49
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阿德回過神,這才意識到自己剛剛的行為是何等的恥辱。616Please respect copyright.PENANAn9poM2JpCE
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「我要宰了你,宰了你……宰了你!」看來他已經惱羞成怒到好像忘記自己其實會說的詞彙不只這一個了。616Please respect copyright.PENANAl9bkWT8031
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「請自便,不過你最好宰碎一點,不然我就是變殭屍也要給你媽寫封信,跟他說他兒子長得跟長毛象一樣大隻,可是連抓在手裡的普通人都怕,幾百萬類固醇都他媽白打了,操!」616Please respect copyright.PENANAI2xk1a0dOF
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「我……我要……」估計阿德這輩子沒被人這麼羞辱過,現在支支吾吾半天都沒擠出一句完整的話。616Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0wCbYTc4g
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「你要什麼?宰了我是吧?都他媽講幾十次了,動手啊?」罵完之後果然身體都舒坦多了,就算現在他真的殺掉我,氣勢上我也已經贏了。要是他不殺我那我更他媽大贏特贏,這把不管怎樣都穩贏的。616Please respect copyright.PENANAcPW9Ing4AQ
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阿德愣了一下,突然間,他那抹招牌的笑意又回到了臉上:「很好……我改變主意了,我現在決定要拔掉你的四肢,剝光你的皮膚,再折磨你,但不會讓你死。我要你求生不得求死不能!」616Please respect copyright.PENANAI06K60CQtN
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他現在居高臨下的看著渾身脫力的我,開口說:「我現在先打爛你剛剛暗算我的那隻手。」說完,他就高舉了拳頭,再使勁地砸下。616Please respect copyright.PENANAKSGQWf5w13
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隨後碰的一聲,他的手輕輕掉在我的身上。616Please respect copyright.PENANANTWsmNDTI6
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什麼鬼東西?616Please respect copyright.PENANAWfdE5WdJp2
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我定神一看,發現他的手掌齊腕而斷,而且切口光滑又平整,就像是斷頭臺割開的一樣。616Please respect copyright.PENANApqqszaDpWR
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「翔,老娘一直到今天才發現,你這斧頭也太神了一點。」直到一個熟悉的聲音在耳邊響起,一切豁然開朗,會這麼叫我翔的也只有一個人了。616Please respect copyright.PENANAcUGJSfSw1O
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寶貝,你要是再晚那麼一點點,我真的就變成一團碎肉了……616Please respect copyright.PENANAAoYADlDCpH
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「手……我的手……」阿德死死的握住他已經少了手掌的前臂,低聲哀號著。616Please respect copyright.PENANAZRpUa5tdQB
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凡爾莎在我面前蹲下,給了我一個懾人心魄的笑容,她說:「抱歉,來晚了。」616Please respect copyright.PENANAhhvVAUKCmz
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「老娘來罩你了。」
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