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「你說往哪走？Over。」我和凡爾莎在路上悠哉地前進，同時和對講機另一頭的同伴對話著。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuQ2jJSXl5
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「到中正二路左轉，然後直走到麵包店右轉，你是智障，Over。」對方的聲音聽來有些氣急敗壞。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqm09AgdLe
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好，中正二路，那是在哪？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmAZMIG20M
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我轉頭向身旁的凡爾莎問道：「你有看到中正二路嗎？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jaUVikRWi
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibdrBezvXb
凡爾莎一臉嫌惡，指著交叉路口上的路牌說：「在那裡，你到底是文盲還是有什麼障礙，你不是高雄人嗎？在這邊住那麼久就沒辦法把路名記起來？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0BViSwjta
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0dWwdHIdn
沒有錯，雖然我在這邊已經住了20年有餘，不過我一直沒辦法分清楚哪條路是哪條，反正我都知道怎麼走，真的不覺得有必要把細節記得那麼清楚。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX23LzOI3q
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRiiNPs5bk
「那不重要啦，反正最後都能到目的地，還不是一樣意思。」我解釋道，然後舉起對講機並按下對話鍵：「胖子你說到哪來著，Over？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BMasaGkN3
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45NEiJBwet
五秒過了，正當我以為對講機出現故障，準備用它敲打牆壁來維修時，它終於發出了聲音：「你他媽待在原地不要動，我記得那附近有一間負四，在那裡面等，我過去就好，十分鐘後到，Over。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nR9EsnpoS
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zsdEj9Ibs
「收到，Over。」回應之後我把對講機掛回腰際，不置可否地說：「好，你也聽到了，他很沒耐性，有看到這裡有負四嗎？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡei5nl9Og0l
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2ImL0E9M9
凡爾莎有些錯愕：「富士？那什麼，日本餐廳？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBR8sIyA0W
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p8JcZUyIB
「７－１１不就等於負四嗎，唉現在的高中生算術程度真的是越來越低落。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjIqkqeAUs
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHiTJtqUzx
「信不信老娘宰了你，在那裡。」凡爾莎表情兇惡的指出了方向，看來她雖然嘴巴不客氣，身體還是很聽話的。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyQaEPqxIi
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXOqc6v3e7
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我們走到那間負四，商店的自動門看上去已經停擺了，沒有感應到我們到來自己打開，不過這不是甚麼大問題，我有辦法。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGeyyMf6zQ
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbHDSFDK0E
我揮手示意凡爾莎把它給扳開來。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUUxhfOzdC
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5EvCz6Fqc
我就是懶怎麼了。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC3JAGgWff
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOhI6CyEJW
凡爾莎斜斜地瞥了我一眼，向後退了幾步：「你也後退點。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZfBHANq6j
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuMeYZIshp
啥，我們不是要進去嗎？怎麼反而要後退了？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaHdB1HqIP
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjwMaMy7n4
雖然不是很確定凡爾莎的用意，不過出於對夥伴的信任，我還是照她說的往後退了。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQKsbVo7Tb
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2T7WNjNvo
「差不多了，現在……」凡爾莎亮出不知道已經藏在手上多久的半塊板磚，然後向我示範了一次幾近完美的發球動作。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkArKVVdTcp
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpalH94J0cD
「欸不是小姐你冷靜，不然我來就——」我話還沒說完，凡爾莎就出手了。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5l0cHu67v
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPUAUZWBSI
「嘿——呀！」雖然發出了相當可愛的聲音，但她手裡的動作可以說殘暴異常，那磚頭就這麼以我目測有每小時近百公里的速度撞向玻璃門。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZ16MR40ZE
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下一瞬間，粉塵漫天，玻璃碎屑四濺，現場宛如人間煉獄。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmIl1JBETM
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgEWtpeyhx
所幸無人傷亡，受害者只有被嚇得不輕的我。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkirBWYk43O
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgknwIP0J1f
凡爾莎轉過頭對我嫣然一笑：「搞定，我早就想這樣試試看啦，走吧！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJKQiNjijF
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說完，她便從玻璃門被砸開的縫隙鑽進了便利商店內。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkojB76gMu
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好，隨便你折騰吧，要賠錢的話別找我就好。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzBOZNQaY6
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT7HqnFfS0
凡爾莎一邊檢查有沒有隱藏在視線死角或陰暗處的喪屍，一邊偷偷地把貨架上的巧克力揣進兜裡。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rxcHjyMbX
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPGq0fiKPj
「你拿就拿別一次全吃了小姐，妳會太亢奮。」發現她的小動作，我出聲提醒著。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DnUVKFewz
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQzstfoaiD
我發現在各種意義上，自己好像都該制止她這種行為才對吧。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnqn2xyYm9
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4PQuHf4O0
「好了，檢查完畢，這邊安全。」凡爾莎蹦蹦跳跳地跑了過來，然後把手搭在我肩上：「放輕鬆啦，欸翔我們現在獨處，你不覺得很像在約會嗎？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8WO9KIzUg
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshf3CYVdc5
「砸開便利商店大門，在裡面一邊洗劫商品一邊約會的情侶我們可能是全台第一對。」我苦笑道。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiTuL8q4l5
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiZiJqkfCA
雖然話是這樣說，不過我們也沒拿太多東西，就只是把身上用掉的物資補充一下而已。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVESiQrfOB9
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDu4cPsxXlN
我還特別多拿了一些乾電池，以免俊彥那裡出了什麼意外——他忘記拿之類的。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzMhWWzElA
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之後，我們在用餐區隨便找了兩個位置坐下，開始有一搭沒一搭的閒聊著，打發時間等胖子來匯合。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYi69qHamO
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1yFUcBJt1
「翔。」凡爾莎嘴裡還含著巧克力球，兩眼卻緊盯著我不放。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivZGlfT0iU
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「幹嘛？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1uz6Wwt3z
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「親一個。」她說。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYGaNrgTpN
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這什麼生物啊好可愛。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DKEBfV8Ib
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBNcOMMB5a
「幹什麼啦，晚上再說。」我笑罵道，然後揉了揉她的頭髮。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaxhNgr1Zh
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其實我很想親的。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDwObNXZBy
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2xOLUi0gy
難得平靜的下午茶時光，就在凡爾莎拆著一包又一包小熊餅乾的聲音中漸漸流逝，祥和到讓我有種錯覺，好像這只是平日週末的下午，我跟學妹兩個人單獨出來玩一樣。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CAAXRxhBp
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可惜幾分鐘後，胖子還是沒有意外地現身了。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5IhCPtSz6
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9MDRzlWdJ
「我找你們找到累得半死，你們就在這邊享受兩人時光？」胖子出現在門口時看上去氣喘吁吁的，他走向我們，拉了張椅子就在旁邊坐下。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBS8il765C2
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「分我一包。」胖子看見凡爾莎手上的餅乾，忍不住開口。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzZYiGaIZg
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「不要。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtdIdRJn8h
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1exY90FO6N
你就分他一點吧小姐，你那還有一整箱，我本來是想這麼講，不過看胖子吃癟的樣子很有趣，我就沒有說出口了。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3C0j7TrbH
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH57KSfg10v
「要吃去旁邊自己拿，記得給錢。」我把胖子伸向我桌面的手拍開。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCt8Svp8C9
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9JcdocAXJ
「好啊，你們都這樣，朋友這樣當的。」胖子心不甘情不願地站起身，走向貨架去端他的下午茶了。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuA74bjTgj
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxqWVzPiCB
等到胖子抱著一堆東西回來，他邊吃邊發起牢騷：「智商升級，巨型喪屍，還有他媽遠距離攻擊型，這兩天的發展我怎麼覺得越來越像什麼二流科幻小說的劇情了。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQ6Qb1gnZA
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「再來是什麼，會飛的喪屍嗎？」胖子抓起一把餅乾塞進嘴裡，然後用力一敲桌子，桌面上的瓶罐頓時劇烈的搖晃起來，他的憤怒之情溢於言表。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPgALMblUk
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtL7xKC7e9V
「總會找到辦法的，跟別人比我們已經很強了。」我安慰著胖子。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAx60rCbma1
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不過我是真的這麼想的，至少跟那些已經被咬爛或是乾脆一開始就被感染的第一批喪屍比起來，我們算是相當幸運了。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCK9KefcWI
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuoziSDAbY
看一看時間已經下午，應該要離開了，在離開之前，我發行了五元的郁翔錢隨手丟在櫃檯上——我不會開收銀機——然後揮手招呼凡爾莎跟胖子。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9T4E4JMQG2
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該走了。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFQlVuBszQ
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目前看來，警察局附近好像是突變重災區，胖子推斷，那些稀有種喪屍的出現率似乎和隨著人口密度有正相關。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwJkXj3sGv
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而我們的據點附近的喪屍本來就不多，所以這兩天出現的變化好像也只有他們的智商有略為提高而已。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4x8VUsifk
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也就是說，我們家附近的突變種怪物應該不會有警察局那裏那麼多，這是好事。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuF0xvHlWVH
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經過今天一整天的折騰之後，現在的我們回到這片平常待的區域行動，簡直跟郊遊一樣輕鬆愜意，這裡的喪屍只有普通的尺寸，普通的力量，普通的數量，還只會普通的用牙齒咬你，一點都不足為懼。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaLB1k3aiv
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沿途遇到的幾隻落單喪屍都被我跟胖子解決了，這種等級的殭屍甚至都不需要讓凡爾莎出手。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWed4UiEemA
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8i1BMup3GO
一路上順暢的前進，順暢到我都有了自己其實很強的錯覺。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqqDtFnujI
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也因為幾乎不需要躲躲藏藏，移動的速度也比在市中心時快速，我們沒用多久就回到凡爾莎的家，一看到那熟悉的鐵門，今天多次死裡逃生的我只差點就哭出來了。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXotoYLZu5h
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「咦？俊彥他們先回來了。」看見他們兩人的鞋子丟在外面，我驚訝道。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYe6JKFHBfV
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凡爾莎拿出一串鑰匙，挑出最長的一支插入鎖孔並開始轉動：「他們先出發又去比我們近的地方，能回來早該回來了吧，好了開了。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRHTmUGo2y
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「嘿兩位，我們回——」甫一推開門，我就被眼前的畫面嚇得呆住了。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNWyMzqZYl
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俊彥正坐在沙發上讀著將近兩週前的報紙，佩臻則是上身一絲不掛，面部朝下地倒在一旁，肩上還有一道齒痕。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJJRCoG1i8
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那是百分之百純正精神汙染，保證不摻一滴水。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdK7vhoJFz
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx4ycMwauv
我甩上大門，顫抖著聲音說道：「我就知道不能相信那個金毛黑皮催眠男。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpEBoZhqvB
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這次真的太鬼畜了。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXyj2hnLV5
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我他媽的非得宰掉他不可。
然後按「加至主畫面」