沙文廢嗡 - 《沙文走數史》

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點解喺大家忙於社交媒體大遷徙嘅時候，沙文突然開個新IG？503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvdCdujiTT
一切由2012年講起。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPbXowVgd2
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當年，有一本叫《黑紙》嘅雜誌，每週一期，每期都有一位明星嘅黑白大頭相加上一個兩字詞作為封面。每期嘅兩字詞即係該期嘅主題，通常都係啲較負面嘅字詞，故稱為「黑色信念」。然後該期嘅受訪明星就會就住呢個主題高談闊論。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cBdyQAovS
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當時有一位朋友同我一樣有睇開《黑紙》，然後我問佢如果我能夠成為《黑紙》嘅封面人物，我會配上咩主題？佢諗都唔洗諗，就答我「走數」。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOJmZKZNhn
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所謂一言驚醒洛克人，聽完佢噉講之後，我就回想自己係咪真係咁鍾意走數呢？唔諗由自可，一諗就發現自己真係差唔多日日走數。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexpruHuLBc
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以前鍾意踢波，夢想自己成為足球員。中二臨近踢學界時，曾經應承自己要每個星期六、日或者紅日假期都唔再掛住約女仔出街，要約波友踢波操fit自己，結果到咗星期六就有波唔練走去唱k睇戲。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfYvvcO9Hv
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中三嘅時候，應承咗位女同學要喺佢生日嘅時候送佢生日禮物再請佢食飯。然後，過咗佢生日都唔知道過咗。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHFYDbK8pB
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中五嘅時候，機緣巧合地同一位老師好投契。佢知道我鍾意寫嘢，就話想我試下寫小說。我應承咗佢，好有信心咁講話中六畢業前會寫到一篇短篇小說佢睇，結果我一隻字都冇寫。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo0VTd3Yc1
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中學畢咗業之後，有一位好兄弟知我鍾意超人，帶咗個迪加變身器出嚟畀我玩。我哋各自拍咗條變身片，我應承咗佢會剪條變成超人迪加嘅片畀佢。結果，我淨係剪咗自己。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qevEPDXTc
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學期初話要努力讀書最後冇咗件事、日日話要早瞓但結果通宵、借咗人錢承諾好快還錢然後深潛，呢啲不在話下。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wXScbEOBM
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好似，幾乎同我有關係嘅人都俾我走過數咁。嗰位朋友講得冇錯，「走數」呢個詞語簡直係我嘅人生。於是，我好興奮咁話，當晚食完飯返屋企一定要整返張屬於自己嘅《黑紙》封面，結果當然走咗數。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8N4ke0siXi
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然後慢慢一直瘋狂走人數噉過咗幾年，唔知點解突然有個覺悟，想找返晒之前所有嘅數。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkQe5QUmMW
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嗰位女同學嘅生日飯，多年後終於找數。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUk0piEP3ma
應承老師嘅小說，終於寫到出嚟。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNIpZ4PMta
應承過會還嘅錢，雖然係憑我本事借返嚟，但最終於還晒數。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrnmkdN0Z5
好多次經過唱片鋪，見到想買嘅唱片，因為中學生荷包冇銀所以應承自己遲啲買。結果，多年後終於慢慢追返當年想買嘅心頭好。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1kaDsVlLf
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當晚，我話過要整自己專屬嘅《黑紙》封面，終於整咗。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKxiCQ4e3v
而有一條數，我一直掛喺心，好想還畀佢。有一位已遠走嘅朋友，叫我開返個專畀自己寫嘢嘅專頁。我一口就答應佢，但一直冇做。一直唔敢做，怕我會做得唔好，辜負佢期望。幾年之後，突然喺度諗，相比於我做得唔好，我應承咗然後走佢數，先係真正令佢失望嘅事？503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTVrczoJy1
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所以，就決定喺今日，做一個找數真漢子。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw920AJuTXv
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希望你見到。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡym6zAvzkPE
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當然，除咗IG，仲有penana。至於MeWe，就容後再算啦。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VpvGu7yXa