我想,鬼差跟神仙大概是差不多的。
餐風飲露就夠了,睡飽就在那裡飛來飛去,有空拯救個蒼生,悲天個憫人甚麼的。
現在才發現,原來鬼差的生活有夠苦。
越像神仙的越苦。
李元之後,我們閒了好一段時間。374Please respect copyright.PENANAYAIhZupLcc
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某天晚上。374Please respect copyright.PENANANcogyx1pD6
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「夠了。」我放下筷子,狠拍桌子。374Please respect copyright.PENANAK5XqCJMGE4
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「飽了?那碗筷收拾一下,等會記得洗碗。」老白老神在在的,又夾了一筷子咸菜。374Please respect copyright.PENANAaCnGbh2OJq
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「我們吃了整整一個月咸菜和炸豆幹配白飯了,現在光看都飽了,還用吃?」我強忍怒火。374Please respect copyright.PENANAuzuUb0umrr
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「光看都飽了,那我明天就光煮一份了?」老白皺眉:「我還以為看祭品就飽只是幽魂的錯覺,大概我道行不夠。」374Please respect copyright.PENANAyoK4wUUIBW
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「……」假如不是我一定打他不過,我大概當下就得跟他拚命。374Please respect copyright.PENANAktMFIUhQCA
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我差點沒把桌子給掀了:「好配不配配甚麼離一品樓最近的宿舍?天天鮑參翅肚的氣味越聞越火大!」374Please respect copyright.PENANAlLmux6xS7R
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「不是挺好的,香氣聞著下飯。」老白又放了一塊豆幹進嘴巴,邊嚼邊答。374Please respect copyright.PENANAORf9rTZPzP
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「黑白無常也是個小官吧?用得著這麼窮嗎?!」我怒吼:「除了宿舍是不是該配給點工資甚麼的呀?你把我的工資拿去幹甚麼了?」374Please respect copyright.PENANA3MiSwhRaqS
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「而且誰跟你講黑白無常很窮的?」老白吞下了豆幹,又扒了口飯:「工資你不是收了?」374Please respect copyright.PENANAoI6xt9bUbS
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我接著吼:「還有!一品樓是甚麼命名品味!我阿公在看的武俠電影裡的酒樓都不叫這個破名字!」374Please respect copyright.PENANAtTmRLg9ka1
「枉死城這名字不更沒品味,你還期望枉死城裡的酒樓名字更有品味?」老白老神在在。374Please respect copyright.PENANAuyiikdWfaA
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「不對,黑白無常不窮?」我一愣,回過神才發現剛才老白講的話居然不是廢話,起碼不全是。374Please respect copyright.PENANAQjKSBvLEoo
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「對呀,你看。」老白伸筷一指香氣傳來的方向。374Please respect copyright.PENANAgvNoeqLhUN
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我瞇著眼睛看他指的方向,明明離著還挺遠的,但居然看得清楚。374Please respect copyright.PENANA3Kg62em4H7
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鬼差的能力總在這種沒屁用的地方特別有用。374Please respect copyright.PENANAlnYEyBRlfS
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遠處在一品樓大嚼美食的,也身穿和我們一樣的黑白袍。374Please respect copyright.PENANAdCd7MxrCYf
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「不窮我們天天吃甚麼咸菜豆幹,我的工資你拿去喂狗了?」我火氣更大了,還好老白吃飯不帶那張該死的鎮魂臉,不然我打不過他大概也會跟他拚命。374Please respect copyright.PENANAiGprlzczdX
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「講話別這麼難聽。」老白狐疑:「那枚鬼錢,你不是用掉了?」374Please respect copyright.PENANAzAmOawIjTg
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現在換我狐疑了。374Please respect copyright.PENANAlEgr2J1zD9
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那枚鬼錢?374Please respect copyright.PENANARpRUXJwMw0
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我用在小紅上的鬼錢?374Please respect copyright.PENANAs8KQJScDZ8
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「一枚鬼錢在枉死城可以衣食無憂個幾個月半年的。」老白道:「所以黑白無常是個優差呀。」374Please respect copyright.PENANAAivKhTOJ9j
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「那枚鬼錢是工資?」我在仔細思考現在拚命有沒有可能拚掉老白另一根膀子:「你怎麼不早講?!」374Please respect copyright.PENANAFqSVdZFxWf
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「你又沒問。」老白一碗飯扒得精光,放下筷子:「陰律裡面也有寫呀。」374Please respect copyright.PENANAF0RQUI0oLQ
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「陰律?甚麼陰律?」374Please respect copyright.PENANABMK1BV7OWH
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「你前陣子帶回來那堆裡面,藍色封皮的第四卷。」374Please respect copyright.PENANAptHSWSiS4B
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我看向房間角落,那堆我看都沒興趣看的東西裡面的確有一大堆藍色封皮的書,而那堆書上面的灰塵大概得有半吋厚。374Please respect copyright.PENANAz1nMSZtjqE
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「你不知道?」老白有點不解:「不知道你向我笑幹嘛。」374Please respect copyright.PENANATYnUStdYEg
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「笑是因為你的術法我看一眼就懂了啊!」374Please respect copyright.PENANADDK24Qn6sj
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「……那個本來就很簡單。」老白嘆氣:「我以為你是表示我也視錢財如糞土,我還有一點點敬佩來著。」374Please respect copyright.PENANAWufiSWUPxh
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肚子餓時,人火氣就大。374Please respect copyright.PENANA2zP4aI4e4f
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火氣一大,肚子又更餓了。374Please respect copyright.PENANAWx1Za1oolu
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我肚子狠響一聲,表達著它現在很生氣,後果很嚴重。374Please respect copyright.PENANAFKo8ui3yXD
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「算我錯了,今天能不能吃點別的,咸菜豆幹都吃整整一個月了。」我服軟了,低聲求老白。374Please respect copyright.PENANA5HIie39os2
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「一個月了?」老白一呆:「那你是該吃點別的甚麼了。」374Please respect copyright.PENANAIaHR2lzV5M
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「吃甚麼?一品樓嗎?」我現在一點都不想跟老白拚命,恨不得向他搖尾巴。374Please respect copyright.PENANAGIdghtEe8A
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「到了你就知道。」老白寫下一個地址給我。374Please respect copyright.PENANAziHIwMisKy
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「這是甚麼的地址?」我很不滿餓著肚子時還被老白賣關子,但肚子餓又不能不服軟。374Please respect copyright.PENANAhLUoE5hqSf
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「神仙的。」老白挖苦地道。374Please respect copyright.PENANA4bsdun6rMC