Enter the brutal world of the God King:

- a lackadaisical king with limitless magical powers

- a useless resistance faction in the capital

- a young inept soldier thrust into a dangerous world

- a girl unknowingly destined to become a pirate queen

- and the lewd memoirs of Isaac the ferocious sea lover!

This is no half-baked high fantasy fan fiction. I promise there are no orcs, elves, fae, fairies, vampires, werewolves or rubbish like that. There might be a golem or two. I've tried to make this amusing. Hope you enjoy. - stevegummibears