381Please respect copyright.PENANAzcqfVlzndK
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我是一個普通的男人。381Please respect copyright.PENANAk9HGPmsNrg
ns216.73.216.32da2 我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。381Please respect copyright.PENANAwuJv4VLK2l
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但是如果硬要說的話,觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。381Please respect copyright.PENANAwYOxb4h6Rd
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因為這個原因,所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。381Please respect copyright.PENANA7R4D9jBLfa
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現在是早上八點十分,我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。381Please respect copyright.PENANA6m8yoTmUPu
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在馬路旁,我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。381Please respect copyright.PENANAwVLQeJjil8
381Please respect copyright.PENANAh8dZ0QStYA
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我把車子停靠在路邊,一位少女打開車門,邊喊著「小夫~我要進來囉~」邊坐了進來。381Please respect copyright.PENANANwh6AnvOb5
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「早安啊司機叔叔~」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。381Please respect copyright.PENANACuM9IIdMav
381Please respect copyright.PENANAjvu39s7Z9t
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西!話說妳給我住手啊!!那個…司機先生,不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」
381Please respect copyright.PENANAaJX59sA12A
她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住,然後對我道歉。381Please respect copyright.PENANA6JTsBoBrCZ
381Please respect copyright.PENANAIX8vqVhOjC
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「沒關係沒關係!」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉,這就是青春嗎…?381Please respect copyright.PENANAHCMmKGQkvf
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。381Please respect copyright.PENANAZgYLf2h8Ig
381Please respect copyright.PENANAiOKvNCEahy
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「沒問題!」我回答,「你們是要去看展覽是吧!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA2eUXe1a6rR
381Please respect copyright.PENANAtWXBWhqBuu
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「不,」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答,「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到,才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」381Please respect copyright.PENANAEk9bMeDmgv
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「好的,你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。381Please respect copyright.PENANAC2hrslHKtU
381Please respect copyright.PENANAijdfsBpOzF
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。381Please respect copyright.PENANAHmMpHTX3Gx
381Please respect copyright.PENANA5zplKpKUo3
381Please respect copyright.PENANA5zplKpKUo3
「要喝嗎?」才剛上路,少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。381Please respect copyright.PENANA1EmtTxkD8z
381Please respect copyright.PENANAJEAFWqBwhh
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「他怎麼可能會喝!司機還要開車呢!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAeMQlSZzokB
381Please respect copyright.PENANAGcUCzrN7Yv
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「這個又不會醉!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA4GFtrTHiHH
381Please respect copyright.PENANAvDra0U23Wc
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「不會醉嗎?幾趴?」381Please respect copyright.PENANA5U1wREjCFf
381Please respect copyright.PENANAlvwfDnYinC
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「九十六。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAEBCmShPJjk
381Please respect copyright.PENANAtFw0xSoU8v
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「九十六趴最好不會醉!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAzPAtupuGsN
381Please respect copyright.PENANAxyFhNHHGwB
381Please respect copyright.PENANAxyFhNHHGwB
「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAngB0pedUlP
381Please respect copyright.PENANAjvwfHP8pit
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAZxz9b16jgo
381Please respect copyright.PENANAC7Od53Xrs3
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。381Please respect copyright.PENANAmWCdqI1XGE
381Please respect copyright.PENANAY1XOa2ZaLl
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「這是幾?」少女比出一根手指。381Please respect copyright.PENANA27JFHy1qdd
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「一。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAgOioVv3I57
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」381Please respect copyright.PENANA31MrY75BXD
381Please respect copyright.PENANAGzZukWtD6m
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「現在是怪我囉!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAFUaN71KHLA
381Please respect copyright.PENANAfSaJDZzvxY
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAA2ikb42Q73
381Please respect copyright.PENANAcvaUX8ZNrr
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道!妳的意識才不清楚咧!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA8Ymh0fzEkL
381Please respect copyright.PENANAqqoQx5aglf
381Please respect copyright.PENANAqqoQx5aglf
「要不要喝點酒醒醒水?」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。381Please respect copyright.PENANAFFySkaLL2o
381Please respect copyright.PENANALwustyHxX8
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「鬼才需要!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAufUf0XWBNo
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「你們是學生嗎?」我好奇地問,一邊經過一個紅綠燈。381Please respect copyright.PENANASMUk5VPaMJ
381Please respect copyright.PENANAAOltX8piAj
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「不是,剛剛說過了,我是異世界來的勇──」381Please respect copyright.PENANAkgoxK3Ti3a
381Please respect copyright.PENANAZyKgXSYed6
381Please respect copyright.PENANAZyKgXSYed6
「好的先生,該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。381Please respect copyright.PENANAxkG0g7ZIbE
381Please respect copyright.PENANA50j3sklugt
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。381Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y7MXhp0sa
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。381Please respect copyright.PENANAaW3b8ltVya
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。381Please respect copyright.PENANAt6tkmICRzy
381Please respect copyright.PENANAFWt0B4945X
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAFLTrk5fsws
381Please respect copyright.PENANADDF6ig4uhR
381Please respect copyright.PENANADDF6ig4uhR
「讓他清醒啊?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAtwqVkhtuHd
381Please respect copyright.PENANAPeku4uQPoP
381Please respect copyright.PENANAPeku4uQPoP
「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎!?」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶,搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。381Please respect copyright.PENANAwMBp47U6f2
381Please respect copyright.PENANAqldNVeUS0X
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「不!!!!!約翰醬!!!!!!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAu8MEo07rA6
381Please respect copyright.PENANAlIZWUh74Vi
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAlex5M0QjxG
381Please respect copyright.PENANAaDgpLzbNuh
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男!」381Please respect copyright.PENANACy59KKdnu9
381Please respect copyright.PENANAHkNM2HlQai
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAjuGs0V0Iud
381Please respect copyright.PENANApyHSnXzbcF
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」381Please respect copyright.PENANAqz9fd6z1Zf
381Please respect copyright.PENANACkZLYYMqYp
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面!!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA2wY4voKh3a
381Please respect copyright.PENANAXxeu2d1D8J
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「Je suis très triste.」381Please respect copyright.PENANAqpDI2nbf9Y
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「這一段又是什麼鬼!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAXKK2oXTUdJ
381Please respect copyright.PENANAUjcMOcPMR9
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「法文。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAYnQkCNczQR
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「妳為什麼會說法文!?這又是什麼意思?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAdEP6bkRFoD
381Please respect copyright.PENANAbTguUIo6AE
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「我很難過。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAJsnT65mrzp
381Please respect copyright.PENANAOoWXYfL0L0
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎!」381Please respect copyright.PENANATvDGsv3APP
381Please respect copyright.PENANAfh7eIjRv1N
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒,就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」381Please respect copyright.PENANADpqzdlqbjA
381Please respect copyright.PENANAjM9fKNOFsJ
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「他是根本無法表達吧!連意識都消失了啊!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAMYFJYRBATL
381Please respect copyright.PENANAghPq2wdGCI
381Please respect copyright.PENANAghPq2wdGCI
「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」381Please respect copyright.PENANAHpqa9RAucL
381Please respect copyright.PENANAHNVcCr5Fxv
381Please respect copyright.PENANAHNVcCr5Fxv
「並沒有!他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAVH2pbmR5n7
381Please respect copyright.PENANA0wveV017u2
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」381Please respect copyright.PENANApR2w3OmCei
381Please respect copyright.PENANAtdZ9rOhjwq
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAbKCbtv8VNR
381Please respect copyright.PENANAEGjaWIQWqe
381Please respect copyright.PENANAEGjaWIQWqe
「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。381Please respect copyright.PENANAdo4w1hv0JO
381Please respect copyright.PENANAuUN4715Dq9
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「……不行,她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。381Please respect copyright.PENANAI6l2elMUKK
381Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7TpajOlum
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「我有一個方法。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAxK7qyw0lb4
381Please respect copyright.PENANA5kknKoEnV9
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「什麼方法?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAbNKcmoxNuF
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381Please respect copyright.PENANAnQqvao6I70
「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。381Please respect copyright.PENANAyIA5znKRTQ
381Please respect copyright.PENANACh1S0yGBw2
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「給我把打火機收起來啊!你是想把整台車炸掉吧!我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊!司機先生,拜託你了,現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊!!!」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。381Please respect copyright.PENANA2jZGmcs1aa
381Please respect copyright.PENANATYIj8lT9pe
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「可是展覽會場有賣O醬的人形抱枕喔。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAQMyuIcDLgK
381Please respect copyright.PENANAySwdlSo9lX
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「…真是沒辦法啊,你們成功說服我了,我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAjkrtOAyfsW
381Please respect copyright.PENANAvjvsSRJu9c
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「O醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎!?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAjPqGP8cZFQ
381Please respect copyright.PENANA8zi7TcPpzC
381Please respect copyright.PENANA8zi7TcPpzC
「O醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAnx8rius8Dp
381Please respect copyright.PENANAzqRrGEc9zh
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。381Please respect copyright.PENANAeoraPrMMc6
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「那個,班長,我剛剛是開玩笑的,請放過我,我還要為O醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAjykTGQ8C8A
381Please respect copyright.PENANAk0j8eHHFz5
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「所以說到底還是為了O醬嗎!?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAgEgNr5R0ZB
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「當然。我總是以O醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAo93LxEJzb7
381Please respect copyright.PENANAjoGyar3F6h
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「你在開玩笑嗎?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAW3PDiDKF3t
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分,但是我從不拿我與O醬的未來開玩笑。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAP678ljZdyF
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAlqUQZZ5TNH
381Please respect copyright.PENANAIM8lUB0yrB
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「司機大叔,你抽菸嗎?」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。381Please respect copyright.PENANAtscbeL0WfC
381Please respect copyright.PENANA0m2U20blcX
381Please respect copyright.PENANA0m2U20blcX
「還蠻常抽的呢,」我回答,「心情好的時候抽,心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣,是不可或缺的存在。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAwcgQABW5oc
381Please respect copyright.PENANAGEhlmo6mEU
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAfgM2OVXPVL
381Please respect copyright.PENANA4k68shvXYS
381Please respect copyright.PENANA4k68shvXYS
「完全是不一樣的概念吧!你真的想燒了這台車嗎!!」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。381Please respect copyright.PENANAnX7vDGoldh
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。381Please respect copyright.PENANAtaSgGQHrTH
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎!!!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAAgtldsGee8
381Please respect copyright.PENANAMWxnFXy9LQ
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」381Please respect copyright.PENANAGooTFkZ0SP
381Please respect copyright.PENANA6ga7ZzIm35
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「妳等等別看展覽了,給我直接去勒戒所!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAjseNGfhp8Q
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8rA2z0RWB
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA1TeDBA25XC
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「雖然這麼說,但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心,都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAgtbWEmDf7X
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「為什麼啊?你是不是對他們做了什麼?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAifmZRKdbCH
381Please respect copyright.PENANAchchFBC8qC
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAIMj0acQzjq
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAv3OD8DMcca
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「同學們,我們快到目的地了喔!」我轉彎,打了方向燈,順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們,「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAxuvv8IeufJ
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。381Please respect copyright.PENANA1Z8oXy4NPg
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧!!」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽,接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部,「喂喂!醒來啊!你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA3NU70fgnfJ
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「他就在偷懶咩。」381Please respect copyright.PENANApScIkVp0bX
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAEgtiu6JEPh
381Please respect copyright.PENANAgw8GnCUbXh
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」381Please respect copyright.PENANA6a0k1Se6dn
381Please respect copyright.PENANAG9sooYCmqf
381Please respect copyright.PENANAG9sooYCmqf
「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA6xoe0k6KOx
381Please respect copyright.PENANAD4D6aADpEd
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順,偶爾也要有點挑戰。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAbWoYK60qgm
381Please respect copyright.PENANAetZLAh0p40
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA2FqkCS4cSw
381Please respect copyright.PENANAeJ8tI5ikad
381Please respect copyright.PENANAeJ8tI5ikad
「班長!我知道了!」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說,「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候,就會產生危機感,就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA3zVLc8P21J
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「你是在哪聽到的?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAUX6WfY9OiI
381Please respect copyright.PENANADn4suQ9zNi
381Please respect copyright.PENANADn4suQ9zNi
「『O醬的大冒險』。」381Please respect copyright.PENANA1YLZY4mEIL
381Please respect copyright.PENANA9AySHpYDcp
381Please respect copyright.PENANA9AySHpYDcp
「……我先不吐槽這點,先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感?」381Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZrFVLGEjC
381Please respect copyright.PENANAlIixg7pLBZ
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「製造假車禍。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAi7Lnd2lgZT
381Please respect copyright.PENANAAXQFeSZuZI
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「車又不是你在開!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAyPBwIC8BhU
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「相信我,我可以的。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAdCZhBgdl8E
381Please respect copyright.PENANALmwSo20z5L
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「你不是說過會為O醬的未來著想嗎!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANACFI6ygWPgg
381Please respect copyright.PENANAZE6DkTD5n2
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。381Please respect copyright.PENANAai1jMQaMDG
381Please respect copyright.PENANAtixHKg0xKe
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「不!可!以!」381Please respect copyright.PENANASS2nWQGbj9
381Please respect copyright.PENANAgfGPkM7cfn
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「啊,我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。381Please respect copyright.PENANAQqGvtF6WrW
381Please respect copyright.PENANAv2oIwisrcs
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽!?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAYB8LkVgj5t
381Please respect copyright.PENANAmf37gmGnsp
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「不是每個人都有嗎?你們沒帶喔?」381Please respect copyright.PENANACqY5pqldGF
381Please respect copyright.PENANAAkO6Xrplfb
381Please respect copyright.PENANAAkO6Xrplfb
「誰會帶啊!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANATHFNPJauhf
381Please respect copyright.PENANAWs7DcuJ4FD
381Please respect copyright.PENANAWs7DcuJ4FD
「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃,「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的,說不定他就會醒來了!」381Please respect copyright.PENANApIO7dbLuCh
381Please respect copyright.PENANAGvILrN5r0i
381Please respect copyright.PENANAGvILrN5r0i
「啊!」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來,我急急忙忙踩了煞車,差一點就撞到他了,真的好險。381Please respect copyright.PENANA3bKsqZGqLn
381Please respect copyright.PENANAqskDgZXQoY
381Please respect copyright.PENANAqskDgZXQoY
「啊。」在我緊急煞車時,少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。381Please respect copyright.PENANA9ilpwp52QN
381Please respect copyright.PENANAsNc4G8o6j7
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一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。381Please respect copyright.PENANAQdhXEESRzA
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381Please respect copyright.PENANAiCMTB8MrRB
「抱歉,頭髮我等等清就好,你們先繼續聊。」我說。381Please respect copyright.PENANAGpvmaG836J
381Please respect copyright.PENANA98aunDoR6G
381Please respect copyright.PENANA98aunDoR6G
「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼,困惑地看了看四周,接著想起自己還在計程車上。381Please respect copyright.PENANAFwLI2n7YAH
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後座的少年們全部盯著少女,前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠,還不知道發生了什麼事。381Please respect copyright.PENANAvkMp5AMVhM
381Please respect copyright.PENANA6Kyp0Z4t2C
381Please respect copyright.PENANA6Kyp0Z4t2C
「……往好處想,他真的醒了咩。」少女說。381Please respect copyright.PENANA5bLzrQtnRI
381Please respect copyright.PENANAokuA7XqNpK
381Please respect copyright.PENANAokuA7XqNpK
「你們剛剛在說什麼?」前座的少年想看後照鏡,但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。381Please respect copyright.PENANAcPVAWzXT9q
381Please respect copyright.PENANAlPlxyr4vE9
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAgl7Dm7jLGR
381Please respect copyright.PENANAhWtuBzWMRL
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「為什麼?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAwZJg5T8zvg
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔,呃,你的頭髮變長的時間?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAKOs6zF2wUR
381Please respect copyright.PENANArSy3v0UCxV
381Please respect copyright.PENANArSy3v0UCxV
「嗯?是邊緣獸嗎?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAwMp42VaLy0
381Please respect copyright.PENANAxW3cwD0Dvq
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班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。381Please respect copyright.PENANA1zUlK3VJtB
381Please respect copyright.PENANA8eKQsGqL4d
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「「對。」」381Please respect copyright.PENANAOmFXnF8KEG
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「你們太過分了吧!?」被看的少年抗議。381Please respect copyright.PENANAUSUU0n6wuX
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。
381Please respect copyright.PENANA6joOUueFBj
「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAdOG5ERcTMA
381Please respect copyright.PENANAvyi2rc1BO1
381Please respect copyright.PENANAvyi2rc1BO1
「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。381Please respect copyright.PENANAIpJe9zotmj
381Please respect copyright.PENANAIrR4S9nUNf
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。381Please respect copyright.PENANAsL1Qng7UNi
381Please respect copyright.PENANAPhbIMmInNZ
381Please respect copyright.PENANAPhbIMmInNZ
「跑到哪?」前座的少年驚訝道,拼命想掙脫班長的手,但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。381Please respect copyright.PENANAifla9lumrH
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「我的包包裡面。」381Please respect copyright.PENANA3nX8stHhF6
381Please respect copyright.PENANA3IQMVvKUDM
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAwAXgw2DsiH
381Please respect copyright.PENANAVd8wxjneBc
381Please respect copyright.PENANAVd8wxjneBc
「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。381Please respect copyright.PENANARdHkemOm2u
381Please respect copyright.PENANADYdZMKEU9m
381Please respect copyright.PENANADYdZMKEU9m
「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶,熟練的搖下車窗,往外丟。381Please respect copyright.PENANA32qZKQsQW2
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「我的噴射火焰.本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAcAaoAN9m5P
381Please respect copyright.PENANAoxNqD0IY7Q
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧!」381Please respect copyright.PENANArAhu5WGR4l
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然後班長突然發現,自己的手,在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。381Please respect copyright.PENANA4RRFaszQwI
381Please respect copyright.PENANAvF63uwiOxO
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地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。381Please respect copyright.PENANArVB3UUd4n4
381Please respect copyright.PENANAAhpLowDSGF
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在他開口之前,少女率先開始了動作。381Please respect copyright.PENANAJrdd6hz62A
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」她開始狂巴少年的臉。381Please respect copyright.PENANAtqGQIwo0Ct
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「撐住!地中海先生!頭髮會長回來的!」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。381Please respect copyright.PENANAfhzKBvm8fF
381Please respect copyright.PENANAJnEyIorgDN
381Please respect copyright.PENANAJnEyIorgDN
「你閉嘴啦!」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉 ,「上啊瘋狗!不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAmocnZ3sf3u
381Please respect copyright.PENANADmkgCbUIfi
381Please respect copyright.PENANADmkgCbUIfi
「欸,問你一個問題喔,」少女馬上接口,「小明身上有一百塊,牛肉一盒八十塊,請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAHt52xXQzFf
381Please respect copyright.PENANANMDFEyVT2j
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「幹的好!這個問題完全沒有邏輯!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAE0deTMScyw
381Please respect copyright.PENANAh0962VHUaA
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。381Please respect copyright.PENANAW8AE7wNXpu
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANATgJtugUXWl
381Please respect copyright.PENANAMT0snWm7T1
381Please respect copyright.PENANAMT0snWm7T1
「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。381Please respect copyright.PENANAKFG0Z6IN3E
381Please respect copyright.PENANA9IFBSwgmDS
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「還是不行!必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行!」邊緣少年說。381Please respect copyright.PENANAzGcpvWNT9O
381Please respect copyright.PENANAwZZtqJiRwV
381Please respect copyright.PENANAwZZtqJiRwV
「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。381Please respect copyright.PENANAlJLWOCzAH3
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊!我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANA9TE9BoWfQN
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「嘖。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAWLJIIZtdiI
381Please respect copyright.PENANAm2lFZXJAZ6
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「…等等,你該不會真的想這樣做吧?」381Please respect copyright.PENANALkdU3FcMaD
381Please respect copyright.PENANAlBmxOFvGD7
381Please respect copyright.PENANAlBmxOFvGD7
「方方子,我的助聽器在哪裡?」地中海少年突然開口。381Please respect copyright.PENANASg1k90fEcB
381Please respect copyright.PENANAnf24GCe9pp
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「方方子是誰啦!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAoIa9YFq2l1
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「方方子,我的假牙在哪裡?」381Please respect copyright.PENANA8Yx4Ezn84e
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊!」381Please respect copyright.PENANANhY38uNnQb
381Please respect copyright.PENANAgh0LTITcG6
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「方方子,我住在美國的兒子還好嗎?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAJtQW0QDqWZ
381Please respect copyright.PENANAaLMbjZRfi6
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊!?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAtSBJ8XKadE
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「對了,方方子,妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」381Please respect copyright.PENANATXVm41aFF4
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAD9pa01QKHg
381Please respect copyright.PENANATrCyOwAW4o
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「方方子,那我的老伴還好嗎?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAMubIxdbRRh
381Please respect copyright.PENANABxpDEbMpHD
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「與老太太分居了嗎!?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAMpzF1RZFgM
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「對了,方方子,妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAH49mFDJZtm
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「這又是什麼超展開!?」381Please respect copyright.PENANATtXbUXUOqu
381Please respect copyright.PENANAFQFEqLQUnZ
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「快到目的地了,得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行!」邊緣少年說。381Please respect copyright.PENANAm1106LOD8t
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口,「用我的假髮如何?」381Please respect copyright.PENANA44VxwGYtcm
381Please respect copyright.PENANAksmDrYiUIj
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「咦咦?大叔你有戴假髮嗎?」少女問道。381Please respect copyright.PENANAwEcFOcqVUa
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「有時候會戴,不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAKcTIcBZi89
381Please respect copyright.PENANAleHiFSZ2jB
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「這樣不太好吧…?」班長說道,「再怎麼說那也是──」381Please respect copyright.PENANAPR11jOGs5d
381Please respect copyright.PENANAgszdvZFFJK
381Please respect copyright.PENANAgszdvZFFJK
「沒關係啦!」我豪爽地笑道,「我老了,有些東西已經用不到了,讓給有需要的人有什麼不好?」381Please respect copyright.PENANAkD2uwvuOHK
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」381Please respect copyright.PENANAkX6Tnh9ls7
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「真的沒關係!」我在他們的目的地停下計程車,接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找,挖出一頂假髮,然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。381Please respect copyright.PENANAl6mdmiBZfK
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了?今天不是要上學嗎?我怎麼在計程車上?」地中海少年恢復原狀。381Please respect copyright.PENANAe0AwwoZqI9
381Please respect copyright.PENANAJwTgJsl5x4
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAxxcD5gBjdS
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」381Please respect copyright.PENANAEavwE5M07p
381Please respect copyright.PENANA2jj3hNSZiR
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「司機先生,真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝,接著他們一行人付了錢,下車朝展覽的入口前進。381Please respect copyright.PENANALw6haJ3lUR
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我搖下車窗,拿起胸前口袋的那包菸,點了一根。381Please respect copyright.PENANAXHubXJRiAO
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我吸了一口菸,然後緩緩吐氣,看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升,接著被風吹散。381Please respect copyright.PENANAHpvB806aqL
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「這就是青春嗎?真是懷念啊……」381Please respect copyright.PENANApa1yNxUpmZ
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(同一時間,教室內)381Please respect copyright.PENANADIQAWRYim2
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(同一時間,教室內)381Please respect copyright.PENANADIQAWRYim2
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「啊啊…今天有O醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。381Please respect copyright.PENANAIsVHA8UkZM
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「沒辦法啊,誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。381Please respect copyright.PENANAIRCoAQWoD8
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「好想買一個O醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。381Please respect copyright.PENANA7QZhuZqWdA
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「噁男…」賴妍灌了口啤酒不屑道。381Please respect copyright.PENANASzjOwa6x5J
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381Please respect copyright.PENANAdhrHdMHnQc
「我改天燒給你好了。」簡澄抄完筆記抬頭說。381Please respect copyright.PENANAVlJefF6Rdb
381Please respect copyright.PENANAjf6OgvEtdg
381Please respect copyright.PENANAjf6OgvEtdg
「你要燒的話直接買給我不是更好!!」381Please respect copyright.PENANAzv7SnlPans
381Please respect copyright.PENANALDI6Tq52bc
381Please respect copyright.PENANALDI6Tq52bc
「閉嘴啦你們!我聽不到老師說什麼了!」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。381Please respect copyright.PENANASk3F9wldl7
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381Please respect copyright.PENANAjIA5S9j0ka
381Please respect copyright.PENANAOdvB4TRw53
當日結果:381Please respect copyright.PENANAvVxLqBAeGD
381Please respect copyright.PENANALnLIHb1FDx
381Please respect copyright.PENANALnLIHb1FDx
去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人,他們還在教室中努力(?)的學習。381Please respect copyright.PENANAup4JcaZYKx
381Please respect copyright.PENANARbxwfdS2Zj
381Please respect copyright.PENANARbxwfdS2Zj
在計程車行駛的路段被路人目擊到名酒飛出計程車外的畫面,因而開始流傳「酒神的計程車」的傳說。381Please respect copyright.PENANAR7UHwHgOMb
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381Please respect copyright.PENANAD1t1WsyqVl
邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的O醬抱枕。381Please respect copyright.PENANA8Mm4otAIV0
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381Please respect copyright.PENANAQZYv1GlCLy
地中海少年的假髮在回家後不知道塞到哪裡去了。381Please respect copyright.PENANAIflv2gfztm
381Please respect copyright.PENANAOf298Ff0mC
381Please respect copyright.PENANAOf298Ff0mC
在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。381Please respect copyright.PENANAEZi2rQiuIx