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我是一個普通的男人。145Please respect copyright.PENANAGUxus6LYTy
ns 172.70.131.142da2 我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。145Please respect copyright.PENANAI2A7hlE0wx
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但是如果硬要說的話,觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。145Please respect copyright.PENANA1oCkOn5QX3
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因為這個原因,所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。145Please respect copyright.PENANAxL6gTcy68d
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現在是早上八點十分,我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。145Please respect copyright.PENANAr6gHfoLWfj
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在馬路旁,我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。145Please respect copyright.PENANAUhesQd3hrN
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我把車子停靠在路邊,一位少女打開車門,邊喊著「小夫~我要進來囉~」邊坐了進來。145Please respect copyright.PENANAG6nWYZHKAg
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「早安啊司機叔叔~」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。145Please respect copyright.PENANAaFsF0AJvvj
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西!話說妳給我住手啊!!那個…司機先生,不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」
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她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住,然後對我道歉。145Please respect copyright.PENANAQDvlCvAXI8
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「沒關係沒關係!」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉,這就是青春嗎…?145Please respect copyright.PENANAeWNH8BHU5h
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。145Please respect copyright.PENANA96tBR0fvq9
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「沒問題!」我回答,「你們是要去看展覽是吧!」145Please respect copyright.PENANA04PwcPSfRO
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「不,」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答,「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到,才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」145Please respect copyright.PENANA5lmyvciY8D
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「好的,你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。145Please respect copyright.PENANAK4qeHHVvVa
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。145Please respect copyright.PENANABMSLbD5HkW
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「要喝嗎?」才剛上路,少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。145Please respect copyright.PENANA2Z4AJruXF8
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「他怎麼可能會喝!司機還要開車呢!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAHjFizG4gpG
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「這個又不會醉!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAsz5QLgIrIA
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「不會醉嗎?幾趴?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAyr6P6vKPmV
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「九十六。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAo5nyO9TSk8
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「九十六趴最好不會醉!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAhULnXBIoUP
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAJJIMFEd6Uq
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAnsm3Drww2H
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。145Please respect copyright.PENANAlfsO324Aup
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「這是幾?」少女比出一根手指。145Please respect copyright.PENANAatnFZoxgWb
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「一。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAQibgLHp1v9
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAi79P0rR4CA
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「現在是怪我囉!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAV2jvIWRXSk
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAWSD9xsb3uG
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道!妳的意識才不清楚咧!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAxIHIFWGHnL
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水?」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。145Please respect copyright.PENANA6YOvS89p7g
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「鬼才需要!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAkt6xtmCh9v
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「你們是學生嗎?」我好奇地問,一邊經過一個紅綠燈。145Please respect copyright.PENANASA1huynQMW
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「不是,剛剛說過了,我是異世界來的勇──」145Please respect copyright.PENANANEKJOlUmiG
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「好的先生,該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。145Please respect copyright.PENANAPgpCNfQmE1
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。145Please respect copyright.PENANANMPYacFjKh
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。145Please respect copyright.PENANA6hPBpwwIEd
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。145Please respect copyright.PENANAiBcSJIl0m9
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAMpbjParsB0
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「讓他清醒啊?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAvqQhiPWSrV
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎!?」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶,搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。145Please respect copyright.PENANAiV8Kxspj9F
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「不!!!!!約翰醬!!!!!!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAXfc8axJ462
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦!」145Please respect copyright.PENANA9il2fPpDvj
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男!」145Please respect copyright.PENANA4bNGre9AQn
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」145Please respect copyright.PENANANG3FGgc9yn
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」145Please respect copyright.PENANAlgxsdOVpLL
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面!!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANA2havqMEFAm
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「Je suis très triste.」145Please respect copyright.PENANAZYXfeEvEls
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「這一段又是什麼鬼!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANADl5zi9wqxy
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「法文。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAvFYqJ4eTXw
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「妳為什麼會說法文!?這又是什麼意思?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAKSEoRiavhW
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「我很難過。」145Please respect copyright.PENANA37ZCT33gcn
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAk9ChT8w8G1
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒,就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」145Please respect copyright.PENANACQIZZYuaIa
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「他是根本無法表達吧!連意識都消失了啊!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAVijC6RKJFP
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」145Please respect copyright.PENANAXwoY0HFgE5
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「並沒有!他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAzpiKyJyXiY
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」145Please respect copyright.PENANAfBmH1QIxIB
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAXsHR0rhv0W
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。145Please respect copyright.PENANAOCz0UKremI
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「……不行,她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。145Please respect copyright.PENANA3ix5kho5Er
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「我有一個方法。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAIL4X9WNiV0
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「什麼方法?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAzBM3JRrTVa
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。145Please respect copyright.PENANAU40oOjnQiJ
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「給我把打火機收起來啊!你是想把整台車炸掉吧!我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊!司機先生,拜託你了,現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊!!!」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。145Please respect copyright.PENANACYMM1ejf4G
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「可是展覽會場有賣O醬的人形抱枕喔。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAzXVBJHBy6u
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「…真是沒辦法啊,你們成功說服我了,我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAefE29r6DbG
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「O醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎!?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAqPtMu3Jw5i
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「O醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎?」145Please respect copyright.PENANA8xWvnDI06R
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。145Please respect copyright.PENANAsQkgb7asnC
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「那個,班長,我剛剛是開玩笑的,請放過我,我還要為O醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAFLKR0SLmq2
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「所以說到底還是為了O醬嗎!?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAyeOyXFmgUG
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「當然。我總是以O醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」145Please respect copyright.PENANACIJR093SYl
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「你在開玩笑嗎?」145Please respect copyright.PENANA0WqlWf8bwt
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分,但是我從不拿我與O醬的未來開玩笑。」145Please respect copyright.PENANADaWd1utJhW
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAvfYwKHgbP3
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「司機大叔,你抽菸嗎?」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。145Please respect copyright.PENANAGs25BEqMcz
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「還蠻常抽的呢,」我回答,「心情好的時候抽,心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣,是不可或缺的存在。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAGW36u760b9
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧?」145Please respect copyright.PENANA9FGzSGxNXa
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧!你真的想燒了這台車嗎!!」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。145Please respect copyright.PENANA9rexvjB3m3
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。145Please respect copyright.PENANAlFGQ2YfheL
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎!!!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAGx1z2XCELK
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」145Please respect copyright.PENANAZfVe9F0kNh
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「妳等等別看展覽了,給我直接去勒戒所!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANABKLTnLlU3S
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」145Please respect copyright.PENANASTuZZXYuSu
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAKLzqHFewei
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「雖然這麼說,但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心,都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAr7dtOgGyhU
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「為什麼啊?你是不是對他們做了什麼?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAGKm2V0eSJr
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAdOf9LaDf0o
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAhRyR1Ki1of
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「同學們,我們快到目的地了喔!」我轉彎,打了方向燈,順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們,「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔!」145Please respect copyright.PENANA0rGdZ3AO0D
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。145Please respect copyright.PENANAeMNrrf806M
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧!!」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽,接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部,「喂喂!醒來啊!你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAnwBufPqOZk
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「他就在偷懶咩。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAP7NeNdjtA6
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊!」145Please respect copyright.PENANA5hWuXxrNYD
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAf0tmUHUHey
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAnt0uvreUON
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順,偶爾也要有點挑戰。」145Please respect copyright.PENANA0707NBY0y4
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAcPoVBVeReg
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「班長!我知道了!」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說,「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候,就會產生危機感,就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAZsW0vUegdJ
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「你是在哪聽到的?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAmYbyYkYWQx
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「『O醬的大冒險』。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAiIqXG4CA5o
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「……我先不吐槽這點,先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAleWD87gB1A
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「製造假車禍。」145Please respect copyright.PENANApurXLkVFnx
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「車又不是你在開!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAAKR5CbXW8i
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「相信我,我可以的。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAb5ICgUGw73
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「你不是說過會為O醬的未來著想嗎!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAkcXwVo2ekn
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。145Please respect copyright.PENANAl2H1GbhxOX
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「不!可!以!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAs8tQmurFCq
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「啊,我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。145Please respect copyright.PENANAANPVmbYWi2
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽!?」145Please respect copyright.PENANA6JaDzSLVuQ
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「不是每個人都有嗎?你們沒帶喔?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAvu9sDmpnOS
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「誰會帶啊!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAwjqotWUzwm
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃,「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的,說不定他就會醒來了!」145Please respect copyright.PENANALhxdn8YhjP
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「啊!」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來,我急急忙忙踩了煞車,差一點就撞到他了,真的好險。145Please respect copyright.PENANA6lVtBRMWKw
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時,少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。145Please respect copyright.PENANAXggtoX2wtj
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一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。145Please respect copyright.PENANAD4JduLUm6W
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「抱歉,頭髮我等等清就好,你們先繼續聊。」我說。145Please respect copyright.PENANAvD2vUY11WS
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼,困惑地看了看四周,接著想起自己還在計程車上。145Please respect copyright.PENANADV90kEsCT9
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後座的少年們全部盯著少女,前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠,還不知道發生了什麼事。145Please respect copyright.PENANAC0Z6h7HD6q
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「……往好處想,他真的醒了咩。」少女說。145Please respect copyright.PENANAW65Jc10SXU
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「你們剛剛在說什麼?」前座的少年想看後照鏡,但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。145Please respect copyright.PENANAeYa5mGBMrx
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAkEGnmn1YdM
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「為什麼?」145Please respect copyright.PENANA7Stz2Y07Gn
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔,呃,你的頭髮變長的時間?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAelhciQPkms
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「嗯?是邊緣獸嗎?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAHW0Lpe4CH2
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班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。145Please respect copyright.PENANARmLPbMZeal
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「「對。」」145Please respect copyright.PENANASKRhVxbO6j
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「你們太過分了吧!?」被看的少年抗議。145Please respect copyright.PENANAbdXa5HoOkG
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。
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「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點?」145Please respect copyright.PENANA8SXs0NgzVP
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。145Please respect copyright.PENANAil8kGz0KWX
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。145Please respect copyright.PENANAcOkvszlXC3
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「跑到哪?」前座的少年驚訝道,拼命想掙脫班長的手,但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。145Please respect copyright.PENANA93fIdWbF4v
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「我的包包裡面。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAF4n88GfR2Z
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAecywTk2Vd3
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「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。145Please respect copyright.PENANAO4x6SpsMSS
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「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶,熟練的搖下車窗,往外丟。145Please respect copyright.PENANAHWwfoNOtS6
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「我的噴射火焰.本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!」145Please respect copyright.PENANARgUY9TGlCg
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧!」145Please respect copyright.PENANA3mE1nm68xc
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然後班長突然發現,自己的手,在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。145Please respect copyright.PENANAM5dVhe6ePk
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地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。145Please respect copyright.PENANA7pWRq4MPSq
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在他開口之前,少女率先開始了動作。145Please respect copyright.PENANA3e4IGoiWt5
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」她開始狂巴少年的臉。145Please respect copyright.PENANApPSpmidYy6
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「撐住!地中海先生!頭髮會長回來的!」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。145Please respect copyright.PENANACvNkrfLLre
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「你閉嘴啦!」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉 ,「上啊瘋狗!不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAdKFCq6boCW
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「欸,問你一個問題喔,」少女馬上接口,「小明身上有一百塊,牛肉一盒八十塊,請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAhpztfDP89u
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「幹的好!這個問題完全沒有邏輯!」145Please respect copyright.PENANA4GQnlg9N75
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。145Please respect copyright.PENANAvwigGgmqcc
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAh47QqqENfv
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。145Please respect copyright.PENANAxOQ3vUg3d2
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「還是不行!必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行!」邊緣少年說。145Please respect copyright.PENANAIlyKoKFnb1
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。145Please respect copyright.PENANArCctPtmDit
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊!我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊!!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAoTmkE7HxFe
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「嘖。」145Please respect copyright.PENANANbSsnKsEFP
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「…等等,你該不會真的想這樣做吧?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAT9rmf8PbGH
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「方方子,我的助聽器在哪裡?」地中海少年突然開口。145Please respect copyright.PENANAPqa2WcrQLC
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「方方子是誰啦!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAFLaK6BSUlP
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「方方子,我的假牙在哪裡?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAIumgLttEkP
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAmWf86kEG3Z
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「方方子,我住在美國的兒子還好嗎?」145Please respect copyright.PENANA4mIktaobB2
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊!?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAZXUcAQ2tPd
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「對了,方方子,妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」145Please respect copyright.PENANANRQ2T6BfOP
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭?」145Please respect copyright.PENANA0qDWJ88XTV
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「方方子,那我的老伴還好嗎?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAC37fmbS4QU
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「與老太太分居了嗎!?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAhpZiJ1h2Ed
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「對了,方方子,妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」145Please respect copyright.PENANA60bH972Oh4
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「這又是什麼超展開!?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAZzTMNSyAhX
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「快到目的地了,得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行!」邊緣少年說。145Please respect copyright.PENANA51vOQHoBnr
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口,「用我的假髮如何?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAdzrC7ZjS8R
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「咦咦?大叔你有戴假髮嗎?」少女問道。145Please respect copyright.PENANAzB89ezg1wL
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「有時候會戴,不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」145Please respect copyright.PENANA0MizxCSKag
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「這樣不太好吧…?」班長說道,「再怎麼說那也是──」145Please respect copyright.PENANAWEFipPrEN6
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「沒關係啦!」我豪爽地笑道,「我老了,有些東西已經用不到了,讓給有需要的人有什麼不好?」145Please respect copyright.PENANAvSn5b0hoPy
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAeqe2zNQbKS
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「真的沒關係!」我在他們的目的地停下計程車,接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找,挖出一頂假髮,然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。145Please respect copyright.PENANAEHYt52RZMS
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了?今天不是要上學嗎?我怎麼在計程車上?」地中海少年恢復原狀。145Please respect copyright.PENANA8V984m7jEk
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊!」145Please respect copyright.PENANAVRytFSL0ZJ
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」145Please respect copyright.PENANAWupNPXwdFO
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「司機先生,真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝,接著他們一行人付了錢,下車朝展覽的入口前進。145Please respect copyright.PENANAseODeEzuyX
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我搖下車窗,拿起胸前口袋的那包菸,點了一根。145Please respect copyright.PENANA7KJ2py8dDd
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我吸了一口菸,然後緩緩吐氣,看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升,接著被風吹散。145Please respect copyright.PENANAzqcri8Qr8T
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「這就是青春嗎?真是懷念啊……」145Please respect copyright.PENANAmB6goJH0IF
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(同一時間,教室內)145Please respect copyright.PENANAXo7XezuhcE
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「啊啊…今天有O醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。145Please respect copyright.PENANAReLfirn9Ct
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「沒辦法啊,誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。145Please respect copyright.PENANAUG7x7TQraJ
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「好想買一個O醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。145Please respect copyright.PENANAjWCZjFHW8z
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「噁男…」賴妍灌了口啤酒不屑道。145Please respect copyright.PENANAtdYl1kMOYb
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「我改天燒給你好了。」簡澄抄完筆記抬頭說。145Please respect copyright.PENANAyUTxaYhFQj
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