我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5z0YdvmRp
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  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx4cbfMcWP
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  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4x2NMiW0i
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  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLeUa6dHZy
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  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEC8LtsaAM
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  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwCxDTFsjG
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「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZeh2L1stA
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN41hCigJPH
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「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn9a4uaAU3
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmSFKHjbFV
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「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpJEhfXJBc
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「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0VjleluAJ
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「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ13XvyriW2
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOW2ipN0BO
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「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDiWLk5CRa
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVTA5cBPJf

「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpsasZHBK2
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1Q8yhfvAS

「這個又不會醉！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3G8DRhHGH
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「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubHiSsLPjX
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「九十六。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUfKw0ehTI
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「九十六趴最好不會醉！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8u4D65H7w
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4my8nRsXS
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxL6BMUgKKV
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkxJnvoJnx
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「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XAifFDXvq
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「一。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbMnEPoczr
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypsTd4RDRc
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「現在是怪我囉！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqcOQFZGdC
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVm54oqA9hr
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFf6jC2lR3
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXUbJePPxl

「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzD09tAwftH
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「鬼才需要！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNGjbH05Iq
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「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yDKv4G4FF
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「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylffObdr98
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「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtNL6YVhB9
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEjEFetMw3
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pkpC8KWxL
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TaXaob7x2
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSbxwQmUdI
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「讓他清醒啊？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoJ6pE276C
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnANoxHA4PJ
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「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyP9zsOR5L
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pWmMvvHW6

「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPXsSDeQkm
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK59YnpKmm
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnfsYKcD3F
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvsJ9KTCIB
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfqQrYj7hx

「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CLqhD6uw6
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「Je suis très triste.」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC0W655EFm
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「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NtTzB85PT
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「法文。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwQqVDIqZY
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「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsbYCYPjvA
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「我很難過。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNCIcTIDVO
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYHEiMdgYA
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1eFy7yzhN
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lS2NtLZq2

「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtlp5xlNqH
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n0ri3loLt

「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8BaA0wpDu
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAstizOKi8B

「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOzNguSJOz
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVCukhdNxk
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Nzl7ktdA3
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq9c7yoD7L

「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSfXD1qFnx
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「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO9PCLZEsJ
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「我有一個方法。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHGSSLm8s9
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「什麼方法？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcb26YLz1d
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuyMdwFV50
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「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVjcldp0AQ
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「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BMLr694A9
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「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO8ZU20Zym
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiRqOggxRr
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BaAxSM3iK
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YdeWMc69f
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「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1DhYhfQXp
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「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrc7KAcuMQT
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOxo9tSdIx

「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOScDBawG8
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「你在開玩笑嗎？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSKKTgdCnz
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQVhxyPPdF
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrv4Cc166t
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「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkn7TJLSEF
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「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6RT5uOSwq
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lrCxsZ78Q

「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZsl5RAiI0
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzwrVgGX2h
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhshZ86k5jE
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSjcqyLGZy
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrQ8bHmAMd
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「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8gy5Lh4yH
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZzWauNJth
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7cTAqvinM
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「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6jYBd8juX
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「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9J78n79Wgd
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ahz2Reqcc
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dfTkRllcl
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「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfv6Dm5YmMF
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0Oyek1igg
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxfdv5Q4Uu
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「他就在偷懶咩。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4UxrMaw7l
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Jw6pFIU4v
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxxOjZQCIK
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxb8g5Gyqg
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgOfEt8j48
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy3jICWAXd
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「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdnNtrpOrc
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「你是在哪聽到的？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CIeLL410J
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「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZg1f1cTy7
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「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoP49qjX37
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「製造假車禍。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkn6BgwXjHv
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「車又不是你在開！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyWJmAoGS7
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「相信我，我可以的。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDw80UWfFB
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「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEMxENJZ9p
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfC9IHctvR
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「不！可！以！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkPoQHzPfK
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「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbS4Wop0xbn
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡil7Asz6kGu
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzWT4Eo0Ag

「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf39LNeypu0
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「誰會帶啊！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKBl6rd2kn
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHMGSgcrrK
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「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90zj5DrPuM
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUgU3RIDtZ
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTl8j6ABPe

    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWurEFoeV5d
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「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrctyqdb5mD
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2tnv6xFQv

「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlSc6JeE0R
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    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIQIYXQvke
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「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2KdhvRIV0
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「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXiregbXl9
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJoF5qEomk
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「為什麼？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWYfzxVpS3
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfnfyG7Van
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「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhKe0PNadk
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    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡco6hCsG9vD
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「「對。」」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSot4GFwloY
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「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvg0WClxUTy
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrSUtxJAIP
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu6pDWx51u
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCdo4qfbFS
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「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqahxYZkNth
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「我的包包裡面。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFjBSjrH1v
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSiALrX8tI
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKc3WcpUmrn

「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpSj78e3XW
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgi9eEQzKOv

「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJoYP0K9dL
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「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSBZbppAO1
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas9djZJPtp
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    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU1sN8A4AF
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    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPCyuwp7xY
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    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfggE1k9kWe
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSg2N6Ci43
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「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8DvDjLGRg
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「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarBwYFv3JI
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q2b4r47hw

「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfHmF0hxlm
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「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNgpWJengm
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzZbw88l0J
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRsWDNvz74
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgBiI0MbNN
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「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe2P4RtHqB
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6IShE4PuZ
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9elBIB4Bzp
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「嘖。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqpVCZ3Hly
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「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSoTmEaHS9
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwLdWMNNfS

「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabqWQsKCS8
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「方方子是誰啦！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwMQsJ8fjW
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「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7gap3O3Ki
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3j1KbXY2T
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「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx06uBpIubS
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZnPIuKsZJ
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPaHUABylG
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZRQIgNpWk
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「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoDWI3Ge1O
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「與老太太分居了嗎！？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw19OGVDm7Y
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMawcFt6OGc
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「這又是什麼超展開！？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihr1Kvkzw3
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqkSLNIKp4

「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpRH8hZcrw
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk9JbDG2Xu

「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTZeiL7c2n
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「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcAJarwZjf
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「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjjXRSMK9k
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyA1Sgdjvf8

「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKehGfoKvj
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtb9YZJMHC

「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqj7SowmjM
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ggOsuU7y0
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6hyxDSI3o

「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0HncvcDXp
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QRUyqQPRK
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGvgeSNAZG

「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaANQInTQcU
381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oIiVbfs1q

「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3GXiZwGnX
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「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFhEkwPq7f
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    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvzUAEbRnw
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    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzJ8hsGkyQ
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「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRgJzbDzwX
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(同一時間，教室內)381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEzgFNcNC2
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「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxZvn6XMw1
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「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGDSW5MV2J
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「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcOCQ32lw9
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「你要燒的話直接買給我不是更好！！」381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ysZw406wd
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「閉嘴啦你們！我聽不到老師說什麼了！」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhF9PyMFpG
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    去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人，他們還在教室中努力(？)的學習。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4hG2JRq74
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    在計程車行駛的路段被路人目擊到名酒飛出計程車外的畫面，因而開始流傳「酒神的計程車」的傳說。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4VP3DwGmz
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     邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的Ｏ醬抱枕。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdA8Xeoxwt
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    在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。381Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo75sDvAsh