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我是一個普通的男人。148Please respect copyright.PENANAiDYYy20aGs
ns 172.71.255.16da2 我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。148Please respect copyright.PENANAKaBqlWJfJZ
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但是如果硬要說的話,觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。148Please respect copyright.PENANA9GoO1i4HKv
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因為這個原因,所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。148Please respect copyright.PENANAI9EKdO6tYW
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現在是早上八點十分,我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。148Please respect copyright.PENANApDnz1hrOVI
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在馬路旁,我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。148Please respect copyright.PENANAW0Zo7020hR
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我把車子停靠在路邊,一位少女打開車門,邊喊著「小夫~我要進來囉~」邊坐了進來。148Please respect copyright.PENANAi9n8AvlGAk
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「早安啊司機叔叔~」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。148Please respect copyright.PENANACXy49xNnsu
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西!話說妳給我住手啊!!那個…司機先生,不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」
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她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住,然後對我道歉。148Please respect copyright.PENANA97FruDzFt6
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「沒關係沒關係!」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉,這就是青春嗎…?148Please respect copyright.PENANAdEE6QtxJjX
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。148Please respect copyright.PENANAQwyjpztLsi
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「沒問題!」我回答,「你們是要去看展覽是吧!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAfFGKRDU4xe
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「不,」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答,「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到,才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」148Please respect copyright.PENANAD37jf7Itus
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「好的,你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。148Please respect copyright.PENANAEbez7npSGI
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。148Please respect copyright.PENANAoeRln605Ug
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「要喝嗎?」才剛上路,少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。148Please respect copyright.PENANA2koF3lfONh
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「他怎麼可能會喝!司機還要開車呢!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAStVvgJv22q
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「這個又不會醉!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAyTgYo0BZs9
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「不會醉嗎?幾趴?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAj9Kmd9GvQe
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「九十六。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAunpl8zsTCC
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「九十六趴最好不會醉!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAL2NVXYWrRm
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎?」148Please respect copyright.PENANASZ9m1NHZBW
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANASI15JfbfsC
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。148Please respect copyright.PENANAlsC8sK1DfQ
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「這是幾?」少女比出一根手指。148Please respect copyright.PENANABPH3sY78P4
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「一。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAixXZsGWaSJ
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」148Please respect copyright.PENANA5V17hlgQwG
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「現在是怪我囉!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAAbeS9yc4Og
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAETui7F3KR5
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道!妳的意識才不清楚咧!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAAnzKRoX31c
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水?」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。148Please respect copyright.PENANATKXdtoehZy
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「鬼才需要!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAQekNeL27PM
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「你們是學生嗎?」我好奇地問,一邊經過一個紅綠燈。148Please respect copyright.PENANAQNhvFivgEe
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「不是,剛剛說過了,我是異世界來的勇──」148Please respect copyright.PENANAZyUnlw9TG7
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「好的先生,該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。148Please respect copyright.PENANAqZiklPUIRe
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。148Please respect copyright.PENANAHOone8FTxS
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。148Please respect copyright.PENANAjwDgmh0bpU
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。148Please respect copyright.PENANAHxJC4soOyB
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANA3xdTwrOrxN
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「讓他清醒啊?」148Please respect copyright.PENANA0lexGqspAF
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎!?」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶,搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。148Please respect copyright.PENANA8J12aJt4Mg
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「不!!!!!約翰醬!!!!!!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAEBpfxbCEEK
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦!」148Please respect copyright.PENANASaJhWPCgnh
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAKWlQRWMVoi
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAKVvs268WPr
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」148Please respect copyright.PENANAVkgRNvMARG
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面!!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAzT9p11YyeG
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「Je suis très triste.」148Please respect copyright.PENANAWxTFTDhBgK
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「這一段又是什麼鬼!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANA9eoyCVk4tj
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「法文。」148Please respect copyright.PENANA07zCCl9r8i
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「妳為什麼會說法文!?這又是什麼意思?」148Please respect copyright.PENANADxkO9SXB1p
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「我很難過。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAzshDg5RJMY
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎!」148Please respect copyright.PENANA2YrmlnNJeS
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒,就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAZYCWpJCFa7
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「他是根本無法表達吧!連意識都消失了啊!」148Please respect copyright.PENANA0BJB5us3Xv
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」148Please respect copyright.PENANAaXlYezmpkm
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「並沒有!他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAVppwGkKsfw
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」148Please respect copyright.PENANAVC3omHL1PY
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊!」148Please respect copyright.PENANALu5ubolKhP
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。148Please respect copyright.PENANALHrjNl9CG3
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「……不行,她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。148Please respect copyright.PENANA0SHOdgpyGY
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「我有一個方法。」148Please respect copyright.PENANASTrCfaDpt4
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「什麼方法?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAvNvUT8GVYw
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。148Please respect copyright.PENANAxpNrUD8ILS
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「給我把打火機收起來啊!你是想把整台車炸掉吧!我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊!司機先生,拜託你了,現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊!!!」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。148Please respect copyright.PENANAYxOvO7uvVh
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「可是展覽會場有賣O醬的人形抱枕喔。」148Please respect copyright.PENANASoFqmBSzXj
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「…真是沒辦法啊,你們成功說服我了,我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAfPPfiJNGoZ
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「O醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎!?」148Please respect copyright.PENANA2Byrhi5fgv
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「O醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎?」148Please respect copyright.PENANA8rw2R2aVeW
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。148Please respect copyright.PENANAWRyXRa82yk
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「那個,班長,我剛剛是開玩笑的,請放過我,我還要為O醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」148Please respect copyright.PENANApoNT3NY4kT
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「所以說到底還是為了O醬嗎!?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAahPaa83s8b
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「當然。我總是以O醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAVODjuCiHG2
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「你在開玩笑嗎?」148Please respect copyright.PENANA8EvDky0msW
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分,但是我從不拿我與O醬的未來開玩笑。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAaHuYFbd0c0
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANASoZ6MITvmN
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「司機大叔,你抽菸嗎?」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。148Please respect copyright.PENANAKM9WVPBKys
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「還蠻常抽的呢,」我回答,「心情好的時候抽,心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣,是不可或缺的存在。」148Please respect copyright.PENANA6TrkW4HgmF
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧?」148Please respect copyright.PENANA5DOQ8sXfUN
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧!你真的想燒了這台車嗎!!」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。148Please respect copyright.PENANASyYvjV84ZT
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。148Please respect copyright.PENANAAmPC2KGUiM
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎!!!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANA5Br6afplAk
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」148Please respect copyright.PENANAdZLH7Uf4lI
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「妳等等別看展覽了,給我直接去勒戒所!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAVnJZotblxZ
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAeC1wDoCBFF
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANA6L3KuxqydS
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「雖然這麼說,但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心,都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAnjkdF0CwFn
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「為什麼啊?你是不是對他們做了什麼?」148Please respect copyright.PENANATXSGF7gV1B
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」148Please respect copyright.PENANA5r2zQUPGPf
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAl7VcJTHMTc
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「同學們,我們快到目的地了喔!」我轉彎,打了方向燈,順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們,「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAxfY7I3RM5e
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。148Please respect copyright.PENANAxQNEFlOu1j
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧!!」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽,接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部,「喂喂!醒來啊!你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAmPoikBfV2x
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「他就在偷懶咩。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAO97loIKawN
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAnP7yJFcrGQ
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAqfoOp8eMVV
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAPsUYAZuXwo
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順,偶爾也要有點挑戰。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAohs2qVD6gw
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAywEYpWCh9v
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「班長!我知道了!」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說,「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候,就會產生危機感,就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAKRlFff1RJb
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「你是在哪聽到的?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAmcLkSTkWrh
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「『O醬的大冒險』。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAafzR7fBgip
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「……我先不吐槽這點,先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAFZiHq5BPWz
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「製造假車禍。」148Please respect copyright.PENANARXEooxn7kP
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「車又不是你在開!」148Please respect copyright.PENANArXtit1MoeJ
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「相信我,我可以的。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAeZ1QdgsRkU
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「你不是說過會為O醬的未來著想嗎!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAemXf6U7G9K
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。148Please respect copyright.PENANAvtjzUk0ZQD
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「不!可!以!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAQnSq4ZbaJT
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「啊,我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。148Please respect copyright.PENANA9wBq4UAXZM
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽!?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAnSGjvK17O1
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「不是每個人都有嗎?你們沒帶喔?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAuNU8asOxcD
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「誰會帶啊!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAdfRuwu0rx1
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃,「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的,說不定他就會醒來了!」148Please respect copyright.PENANANmS7kEBXtB
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「啊!」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來,我急急忙忙踩了煞車,差一點就撞到他了,真的好險。148Please respect copyright.PENANAmbWDQxJt52
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時,少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。148Please respect copyright.PENANAUhacDHV1Yc
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一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。148Please respect copyright.PENANAEWZlO5FVbp
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「抱歉,頭髮我等等清就好,你們先繼續聊。」我說。148Please respect copyright.PENANAmkoSS6K6YX
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼,困惑地看了看四周,接著想起自己還在計程車上。148Please respect copyright.PENANAWLB4mlNhJU
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後座的少年們全部盯著少女,前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠,還不知道發生了什麼事。148Please respect copyright.PENANALF6Thl9x2P
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「……往好處想,他真的醒了咩。」少女說。148Please respect copyright.PENANAaIQM1vXVPz
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「你們剛剛在說什麼?」前座的少年想看後照鏡,但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。148Please respect copyright.PENANARbNwc0DFCo
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…?」148Please respect copyright.PENANACFrH6gsuow
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「為什麼?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAtniHhCHgtv
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔,呃,你的頭髮變長的時間?」148Please respect copyright.PENANApNZNOcYu0Z
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「嗯?是邊緣獸嗎?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAQ20TGXZbFg
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班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。148Please respect copyright.PENANAmmZqbsjRWa
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「「對。」」148Please respect copyright.PENANAXFmqEJxJzk
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「你們太過分了吧!?」被看的少年抗議。148Please respect copyright.PENANAake9iDy6Ac
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。
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「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAgQzCulFgaR
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。148Please respect copyright.PENANApUWYmrmXzn
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。148Please respect copyright.PENANAE91aGFIZh2
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「跑到哪?」前座的少年驚訝道,拼命想掙脫班長的手,但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。148Please respect copyright.PENANA2s6hH4OOrX
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「我的包包裡面。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAKXZekil3m9
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAZbcbF4pE8N
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「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。148Please respect copyright.PENANARrCC18xtaM
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「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶,熟練的搖下車窗,往外丟。148Please respect copyright.PENANAmcoaTCnzrg
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「我的噴射火焰.本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAeLBOqB9qms
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧!」148Please respect copyright.PENANA5YnUuI5Tnn
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然後班長突然發現,自己的手,在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。148Please respect copyright.PENANAkdWGGBcUvI
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地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。148Please respect copyright.PENANApZs7h2GFLd
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在他開口之前,少女率先開始了動作。148Please respect copyright.PENANAPxc7irrRdJ
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」她開始狂巴少年的臉。148Please respect copyright.PENANAxE6UMGdilZ
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「撐住!地中海先生!頭髮會長回來的!」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。148Please respect copyright.PENANAKDGycq0GOa
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「你閉嘴啦!」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉 ,「上啊瘋狗!不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAbf2GJgOz5Y
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「欸,問你一個問題喔,」少女馬上接口,「小明身上有一百塊,牛肉一盒八十塊,請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAJEA1BRIWV7
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「幹的好!這個問題完全沒有邏輯!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAv563X8qEtw
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。148Please respect copyright.PENANAZtYuxADGqy
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAal2HakF3S3
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。148Please respect copyright.PENANAVdi03ijHLA
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「還是不行!必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行!」邊緣少年說。148Please respect copyright.PENANA66NBk4n9S4
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。148Please respect copyright.PENANAUkCCBVVgry
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊!我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANA1eBY05fRsl
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「嘖。」148Please respect copyright.PENANA1ocNJJTKba
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「…等等,你該不會真的想這樣做吧?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAUrw4x0wcbW
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「方方子,我的助聽器在哪裡?」地中海少年突然開口。148Please respect copyright.PENANALeI29Ya5wd
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「方方子是誰啦!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAslzoMnmHt9
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「方方子,我的假牙在哪裡?」148Please respect copyright.PENANA1jdIhyqTLx
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊!」148Please respect copyright.PENANASQm9Tx4BFe
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「方方子,我住在美國的兒子還好嗎?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAxUbUZNWFwU
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊!?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAey53KLzvaK
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「對了,方方子,妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAHuWSWPMvzm
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭?」148Please respect copyright.PENANA8XZYmHjd83
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「方方子,那我的老伴還好嗎?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAUM5bTLAxJh
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「與老太太分居了嗎!?」148Please respect copyright.PENANA5AMfK9iIER
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「對了,方方子,妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAz2MUj1wdQ8
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「這又是什麼超展開!?」148Please respect copyright.PENANArEIlptTp7k
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「快到目的地了,得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行!」邊緣少年說。148Please respect copyright.PENANAvXPKM5q78v
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口,「用我的假髮如何?」148Please respect copyright.PENANA8zPhSZXwKA
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「咦咦?大叔你有戴假髮嗎?」少女問道。148Please respect copyright.PENANAu3P924biP8
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「有時候會戴,不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」148Please respect copyright.PENANACA31HOk4Ww
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「這樣不太好吧…?」班長說道,「再怎麼說那也是──」148Please respect copyright.PENANAWt6F2OhSdb
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「沒關係啦!」我豪爽地笑道,「我老了,有些東西已經用不到了,讓給有需要的人有什麼不好?」148Please respect copyright.PENANASPQuLSikGT
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAr74552CcVW
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「真的沒關係!」我在他們的目的地停下計程車,接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找,挖出一頂假髮,然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。148Please respect copyright.PENANAPGnZTYK8m6
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了?今天不是要上學嗎?我怎麼在計程車上?」地中海少年恢復原狀。148Please respect copyright.PENANAUMQZqvdtDX
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAWIULdyz4d8
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」148Please respect copyright.PENANAUkzSyh21oy
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「司機先生,真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝,接著他們一行人付了錢,下車朝展覽的入口前進。148Please respect copyright.PENANAqBlelPx7l1
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我搖下車窗,拿起胸前口袋的那包菸,點了一根。148Please respect copyright.PENANAMx9vvtVUbL
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我吸了一口菸,然後緩緩吐氣,看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升,接著被風吹散。148Please respect copyright.PENANAuPomqKkaK7
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「這就是青春嗎?真是懷念啊……」148Please respect copyright.PENANAElT1SngEbg
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(同一時間,教室內)148Please respect copyright.PENANAy7w4vkrodu
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(同一時間,教室內)148Please respect copyright.PENANAy7w4vkrodu
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「啊啊…今天有O醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。148Please respect copyright.PENANA4mgx6QTUCQ
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「沒辦法啊,誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。148Please respect copyright.PENANAt46ULziH1g
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「好想買一個O醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。148Please respect copyright.PENANA8NWvPtxpBZ
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「噁男…」賴妍灌了口啤酒不屑道。148Please respect copyright.PENANAL2dwCpSEZA
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「我改天燒給你好了。」簡澄抄完筆記抬頭說。148Please respect copyright.PENANA8loYkavRVy
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「你要燒的話直接買給我不是更好!!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAHKBar0TWaH
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「閉嘴啦你們!我聽不到老師說什麼了!」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。148Please respect copyright.PENANAi2Nxhb6sUT
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當日結果:148Please respect copyright.PENANAnRQ86oTfUT
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去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人,他們還在教室中努力(?)的學習。148Please respect copyright.PENANAdtz7eljwXO
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在計程車行駛的路段被路人目擊到名酒飛出計程車外的畫面,因而開始流傳「酒神的計程車」的傳說。148Please respect copyright.PENANAwaySQGUFkB
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邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的O醬抱枕。148Please respect copyright.PENANAtN9pEiMN9q
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地中海少年的假髮在回家後不知道塞到哪裡去了。148Please respect copyright.PENANADAtYpT7CiP
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在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。148Please respect copyright.PENANABuvhw0wp4o