我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiEulxJuNy
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  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdEyJKSLXU
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  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruiAu02FQ9
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  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4KlvMq9M0
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  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIJ1oSzYP9
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  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsvIeL9Cno
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「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvglzbFsA9
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fLXcXzpRF
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「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3WmVGwknI
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabPO2pNGBF
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「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOLZh3yZvw
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「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl9Y5h6wfJ
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「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bfZsMY8p5
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdefaCITKH
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「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQGiUp2wzs
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「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstFTXXZ2GZ
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「這個又不會醉！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLGWk1ktPP
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「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82wtXdtXrp
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「九十六。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpzlSK5FUV
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「九十六趴最好不會醉！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQj7yhoIJr
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4JyXN1FWp
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG76LicW0bD
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtksHwp0KDh
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「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPFhZZmkR1
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「一。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQ3TDqru8o
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDF9MtMW5E
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「現在是怪我囉！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIP6nJ3Aln9
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYwqyTgK61
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYYAuL6kgO
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo9nISSKHs
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「鬼才需要！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v5RRGJJg2
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「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDH27W2iFW
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「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhCKCSYSwN
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「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqZzEjpR1r
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtdciZm2FC
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡov4Sf1g8oG
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFDXVQX55G
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVDelAQwyn
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「讓他清醒啊？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtB1Yt0HEMo
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXsuzONdrx
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「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8IojPAGUq
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvCZwMhVou
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxMBBlrIXk
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtBBlTAFl4
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3duFWUWei0
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHORSXnblBi
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「Je suis très triste.」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2EYLjBVbc
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「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nvRX2OKDC
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「法文。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0pRbPclIX
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「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdNb5A5MB5
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「我很難過。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIzbD2orQv
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURPvHSVU1b
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OT8zR5bTY
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「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0SnE6AeHB
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB47kZYxYel
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「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiaoYUhDGW
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmZdeZdZgJ
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6ygmrDaGs
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iQKMC5CLu
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「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITg4tuhBpS
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「我有一個方法。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqddElRdUa
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「什麼方法？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlwQNJWnBH
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezTmH4Itv1
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「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7DXSfXjoy
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「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuEZ7oHDld
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「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTiUSd4MVD
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAELFweMKf
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEklGKMs0d3
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfSawUjpTE
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「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRkzQEFfQy
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「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7epvrHAme
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「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmHX6HlDFF
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「你在開玩笑嗎？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20vbcK3N50
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0MV31wnQT
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1lUydbS2I
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「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJK8a4YQvY
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「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xgI6MopA8
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZ5ESLD9ke
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1yZZq98Ij
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25oe4v3CS9
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrDnkf3lEv
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvpXt8ujxb
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「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiLaRMw8Vp
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLztlVSKwH
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXsGPeHTSD
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「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkRv1ioNyy
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「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEIBdfGpFu
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeyMf51YHA
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaMC6U1t1d
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「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAfDtfcP7H
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKoVukqLWP
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL073GS6dG
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「他就在偷懶咩。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWwIPOAF6a
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOrtTNOV7w
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7Qk1WsCWA
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdT34dGuUko
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXujnR0HdU
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcD1h9z1d0
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「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9JkSnIW1i
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「你是在哪聽到的？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIa74KZxug
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「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMTuRn02BS
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「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXFHTmjTpL
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「製造假車禍。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDsQyjfQNm
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「車又不是你在開！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXP8FhFAWZ
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「相信我，我可以的。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPs56CKh3o
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「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALArZE9ylK
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwcuu5rQdN
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「不！可！以！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uv5jEC47r
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「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADelBSREhv
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxnDg2uQTg
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「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZCc3LRszh
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「誰會帶啊！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8kvBHX7Lr
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8O47TZllH2
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「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmIJcGNftV
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4l3hf0l9n
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    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOq0wgQXTVd
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「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8A32DXQy3X
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0QMsk8T1V
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    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgI2H9YaAop
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「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0ns02km2B
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「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNk7sxsu2gs
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTSGhTL9DR
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「為什麼？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODHlHUw3Y4
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWiDHKpm7I
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「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mnULBbqGe
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    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSmzr2ItBu
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「「對。」」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSlLiXHGsS
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「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JuZMOsdnU
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUSC9D1g0K
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDOLXgShzq
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctTUkCfACj
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「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewNrhoLi8L
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「我的包包裡面。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI73xlURz1
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvPXcJPNJz
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「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx582cNeHt6
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「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfhoW42Bke
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「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MKtWUIPM3
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZbHhu5LhI
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    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8ay63LU7N
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    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgqY96VnVX
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    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLxKVFUHMy
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1e0aa5jVT
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「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJB9xVZE4D
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「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2NfGsWUtb
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「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8YMdG2cYg
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「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjj4Qi7CRv
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN3lX5EXcl
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXN8FqL1blV
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CmRLY2IGT
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「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCMlfoc1Dr
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx0eIo8W4K
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMual8FSf6
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「嘖。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxbrUqUfM8
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「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOkRyPVIVD
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「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAowLsz27T
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「方方子是誰啦！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MAm5ovhha
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「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr0snlJuuc
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMmR8vkUP5
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「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OweeXKx2m
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtaXg2Fgbz
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMTifoRQeF
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MtdE9WoOk
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「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFT55L8GJCq
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「與老太太分居了嗎！？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIekljGbWPF
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZBdT9RyEh
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「這又是什麼超展開！？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTYFDMM5rN
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「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7YgzAEJhy
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaTDBJI3Ai
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「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnlpjIxNeI
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「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVue0SSLvUx
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「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2pZhFxDS2
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「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4rF41sfnC
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdTGJoGXHp
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「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxhHqetPCQ
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdABWTkpqsf
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQkyuAqA8Y
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡophNbmNpgS
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「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrApemmCbGU
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    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpC0MdaYz6
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    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWqDeqWhDI
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「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiucQ5cq8G
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「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmSkqNUJJ7
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「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVP7nWWTH8
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「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqamSlgIDA
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「閉嘴啦你們！我聽不到老師說什麼了！」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2g22fLgHnq
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