我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKDyuosEkj
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  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB53bPWacXs
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  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQg9BpIYPx
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  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaJmNVwSkk
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  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUs8DxsbiT
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  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUha2KsJUx
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「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhF9kKf6Sh
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ncKWzELJW
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「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqoEFm2ABO
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Hrx7XjCbq
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「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAccN9P5MB
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「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciqeCOX3SR
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「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoMiwsfVul
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBoyMrv4vn
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「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFggl1t886P
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「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwL7wHCRZK
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「這個又不會醉！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qfixXlCGv
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「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKfKFTw9MX
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「九十六。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYD9lUVPif
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「九十六趴最好不會醉！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJU5Xznk6u
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrKOpsD5Iv
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tLUCc38Ug
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4LEXwsqKT
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「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Peg8fay4o
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「一。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJBJzvINAC
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbsm9rm16j
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「現在是怪我囉！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDhRi6SFvj
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzwUxpZibr
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBCN3w4hSB
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAVlrPpD1R
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「鬼才需要！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObXOvAQ12i
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「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGduSfilVsy
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「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnT826XWWd
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「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcb3PFN6kWP
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHEqYN9J0t
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtgLOjUJU9
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwsAE4x8Xw
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvuRHeGJlH
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「讓他清醒啊？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrCnOb7PEu
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcoRYeWLix
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「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMJ0J834AB
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWjxLu3CVQ
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMkD53prgV
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieN3YbBYTu
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPclMgqZc4D
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYBkYuYGj4
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「Je suis très triste.」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGKlQdkOPe
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「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrRRWSgikt
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「法文。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRU2LCfPCnv
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「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLkC4IyRdK
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「我很難過。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39qXgFGFf8
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRoQgcHNQs
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo48BYbKIS
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「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmbdz0gluh
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ418R80Bty0
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「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W5lXN2ni6
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJbwCkkMcC
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizX5i9kFDq
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgS56DkXVC
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「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sWXEXD7x7
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「我有一個方法。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQvx7UtcOR
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「什麼方法？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L8M50zcJx
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt225zrjzQN
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「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeSlvRCKKh
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「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DTTq1vaYw
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「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3DV9KWlKE
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhckrXCYtFy
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j2df0G8ZM
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxZi2W2KSP
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「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEBPsG0zfH
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「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSohZE7Bobe
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「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pArRzHvQv
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「你在開玩笑嗎？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdAc8biVZN
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDCfsogD0L
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtKUKHu8jW
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「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN3hwYiCpN
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「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzR7qx1H0mt
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9m3Ip6uYtA
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKcnnnxGw2
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaXG1lMKof
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYa4j7PhF9
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChaKwfvhYy
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「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ173t9XITJ5
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pvl1bfQrq
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1TXbInEj3
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「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAM1Ik1sad
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「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MHvkCR8dR
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouPsnAYvn3
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2k5bV1Yx6E
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「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhZzZTS7dT
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmznONW0yB
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQ2iACyhvO
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「他就在偷懶咩。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lFfQHxkes
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6b7HG1SmL
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdXxH8bmkT
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXFblZZaVA
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdDUh1Tgw4
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8JiILF92L
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「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCda9qhm4S
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「你是在哪聽到的？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM6lsYECw2
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「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8KuuM9SJ0
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「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtRc3YBIwU
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「製造假車禍。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpYKw9D2FF
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「車又不是你在開！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTnh9cpgCg
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「相信我，我可以的。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwuwBryB0U
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「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAlKz5sn7J
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2X2oZikylu
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「不！可！以！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjAWAvB8dV
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「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GJ6QSnp3o
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8S4o9ytl3X
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「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLrgJTCYMD
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「誰會帶啊！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8sWNWyWKc
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy86SScuWII
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「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJQnDkJpD1
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2t3lPqLeYz
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    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfWEqOpLaO
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「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATy72N2Trg
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqQoGBaCRN
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    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcWVtOW1Eg
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「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSbPiNGZbU
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「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdhpuukWpY
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡny17evrptl
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「為什麼？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CCwtG9j7g
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSzUB7xARx
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「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEcU31PWv2
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    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCisG1ZwPPP
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「「對。」」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeN7zbzAaeB
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「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tgWzmkVk2
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFVGP7XHEY
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUmDsabzhK
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDS8clfqdVR
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「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXW4xhHNyu
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「我的包包裡面。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zPVPQ1BGI
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDN7zt6c1Q
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「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gfle9ZgCa
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「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuXsqv4rjH
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「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vw5X9vCcy
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSBvWUSGgM
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    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY87h3xavl
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    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaaP75mYj9
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    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEj1lcOA0X
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R0vlIe5TL
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「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvEDMlVq7a
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「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXcNHpeX41
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「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVyLlbGK1Q
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「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfT45ylk67
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNxnCpKJoH
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGprU7hV7p
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sSXV9cW2b
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「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXTwMZSFJK
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqBf5yvKIx
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMRRvVaRo9
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「嘖。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvXyTACTsq
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「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETe6XwhMCu
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「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnxNH7h5Qm
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「方方子是誰啦！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLEIpsmcxp
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「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EwX8iUC6W
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWtE4ywm5g
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「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c1y7ocAl9
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra0BgeLSJR
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ1DJFCq2i
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwkjrZcO8e
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「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHdOirg9DI
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「與老太太分居了嗎！？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kKT9GD0Cq
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIRMWhOk1G
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「這又是什麼超展開！？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDTvCg4ktX
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「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJzgDaERzH
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQIhykdZgQ
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「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIO5LwyOp4R
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「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghX1ns8wjW
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「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuJVv5Zkne
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「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcz96QBvxb
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64O2sNfNBr
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「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySbJMY65AJ
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1qRUUwtHi
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gIZtl5gdc
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNX1VDUB95w
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「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG3MXVNvGq
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    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizZcviqKvK
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    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaSxpbryzO
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「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksIsMlMwnv
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「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LBnfxdpNb
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「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCbAXLkcVw
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「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8Wu3oIBsK
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「閉嘴啦你們！我聽不到老師說什麼了！」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qYQIWd3Xe
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    去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人，他們還在教室中努力(？)的學習。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8Drr28fE7
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     邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的Ｏ醬抱枕。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaF8jkVYUm
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    在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KBGDYgQIr