我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUEX0dcM6p
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhDtyAXGM5

  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeXXp3gCKP
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf05MdU40F0

  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgK1P3iM1L2
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q2s0Ao0eq

  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPXsZSnXZp
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9KSXTNMAm

  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlP1Ao0w1v
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lEG1oDhFE

  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLEemJ9tWL
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDMMMl1Qqz

「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6N0QKmkVe
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIFtGSV9DH

「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyw4M7WVrO
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdruCoxiBcO

「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz92edaGko
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXot4auuLG

「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwABJQAyNik
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNTH2uFiRI

「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyINIK1ufM
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzIdfUQruy

「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDSEbwyrrg
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXxNNUY5u0

「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnLg2T53HX
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kQjhok1mj

「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0wBgxcpJu
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiSeYzYXRU

「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaLDPgjNBr
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeCLtkv8f3

「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhAVu7rwGN
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX22EIwHAMd

「這個又不會醉！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZAMYIikK6
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNVyw6PwJT

「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQouw3nKAe1
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYxt6Cehuz

「九十六。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtTNgsxFhE
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI6iVkdYhZ

「九十六趴最好不會醉！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsYHQNyfLJ
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv5lyAzrpB

「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtivFmGpYCf
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMXRNsgaOt

「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdQDdL0d4W
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qFaVd8dr1

「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqp1pGkN2l
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FwY5qBzPB

「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ9ozLJBXu
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScWL9MRWEN

「一。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBMpdgT5fU
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7aYrTpQRJ

「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA4BEXTC6a
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7ZyGh9sPy

「現在是怪我囉！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKfkwSiixD
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS44mXVwA6

「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIk4KvD0Bo
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU9xjG3x7g

「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwU0TPomEqZ
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TDOQgmPBG

「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUsaDkLJs4
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnnwoZ9dX0

「鬼才需要！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nJhfDT0UL
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaPz2zgI08

「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDZHNRdrc2
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBi4wPbCnZ

「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSeuV5Z2xv
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8YwFBt5Mn

「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUcoa6Q6it
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyMDSGfJgg

「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlm4A5W35zd
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIMFKPu0NA

「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS06rk8Giu
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3KkfJwd9N

「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BkTcuGsV9
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DZlx7u3ZR

「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq4ZvYzcJH
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98gC9XUP3w

「讓他清醒啊？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRcZ9KNGgt
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VvNfESmAT

「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwa1WxWBAY
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHYcdiQgAo

「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQEw29u71a
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSapjMonv08

「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcI44lWKO8I
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KMysXmjAV

「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYdI0lLiy8
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxavo5biaA

「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkUBk8rapg
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwbQAKQ1WF

「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVzC4FJTAf
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4Fi2hNfpa

「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMdTco8t2J
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaKrEQNfR3

「Je suis très triste.」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tFfjzLwFm
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BXWENp7jq

「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzy9w7V47V8
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Sy26gPvwm

「法文。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaT56ubI3g
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcY0lTDOcQ

「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgyJtB0x4d
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9GqXiRWLf

「我很難過。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdLS9Idbd9
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWEbEsU3nZ

「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF4YNBXer3
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15SvI7vrMA

「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMZq0qWu6V
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfemkuaVgej

「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqxPmsgqBW
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7IVKCFigz

「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OraXVV2pO
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ4CVhow0i

「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6QmipDpXx
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyrLDHKRaA

「你們真是太殘酷了……」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqQyUExqWG
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHMYpgrxns

「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1qTJhhRJp
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDmJCiSSUy

「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcBhkGIo4o
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeaSTUeZW6

「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvsKixKR2H
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqyJ24aihr

「我有一個方法。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5XcCpQ7IO
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIe5qe8pDT

「什麼方法？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0pGdiD0Uu
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxT0fOd3e1u

「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuluTlSZCV
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4EMYSQyd4

「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroMdbB7GS0
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2uWBtb22T

「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2MEGgvthX
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9O9agN8T6

「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOV96mp7N8U
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXY4Z937Or

「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1mld5BKQg
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyJEjMygEg

「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeek8XuMXP7
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXQKMZGZDD

「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbsz2dxkbK
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJdReos3Gh

「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnFTaPNGOA
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNmotF1krP

「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRywiy8Xps
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vTM8YbTWY

「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaAZTl62RJ
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXejn1qPgDB

「你在開玩笑嗎？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uKsNKPJSW
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRuFQxdDkN

「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUPMSxhPSI
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrryFA8eVlM

「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbk0Iy9tPM
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeE8mZi4N6

「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKiwwsVTwT
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oiIvHUmx1

「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hEKMdxdPJ
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmpWcPIOtq

「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKhVRFd8JQ
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybIYJ8Nyvj

「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoq85rTajd
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHliuYCApN

「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Sl2vsb2tW
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxczwQ0Diy

「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTe2YtUBGF
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdJ9ataJKe

「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVVT8uq85T
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaHcCjMw0b

「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEos7MHK2t
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoM83ybAjC

「我才不要回去那裡咧。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjY1M9GGtT
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nKKBE6hB8

「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDjWmQ9Maq
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcaj5bIHoN

「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOVdk8SeOL
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij69dYtdu0

「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKBnz0qRr2
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ejNuVICyj

「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM8R5lrj6h
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLVobD8UIW

「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0aEixtaSj
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCghSdI9ppF

「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fm9ciY4iC
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EzXpm0QEV

「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gzlCb60D1
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLUhJXHb9U

「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIgxn72BBi
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNvLuFGaLm

「他就在偷懶咩。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTW66ktP5QZ
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgB9pjsSYL

「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8hH5AFje5
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWHLqVMEgP

「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9gmgw1SHB
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡof2lTfLfpp

「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgT9FB3I05
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAhG2ME3LJ

「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCokoo1Eet
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7A6OHqb5FJ

「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgQtJ41ZmQ
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvS4RuPvIj

「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrS3SxHIK82
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjVoicfiw9

「你是在哪聽到的？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP13PDxeNEP
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nyT28WqvN

「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSg9mYw1Kg
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdXCQyt8Fd

「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgClWV71a24
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k64CUQJdn

「製造假車禍。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWRQxGYLqO
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjMlFeF98f

「車又不是你在開！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ld2Htcclf
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9NFxozq4K

「相信我，我可以的。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNApxPM6R8
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9xXVd58zg

「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAchfAXZyap
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzKa4qT9Hs

「那放火。」另一位少年接口。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SQZuboYbf
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyQUylFv1A

「不！可！以！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OfJyE9oXY
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3QJGPvr1x

「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8Njgc6wPE
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm10CPU9ap8

「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZtSOPiK8z
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWO5GvMLaS

「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw31qdEtRUp
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTZAWppUGe

「誰會帶啊！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Xq6krEyUG
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IrEO9xG0J

「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVX59RxTJpf
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdpnlvDBYn

「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIkdzcwwlq
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lGJDBGiJp

「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0CLoTB49v
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYZGDdY7n6

    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zydpgYLPy
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoOAPgrHHm

「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQu8XHjaYg
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrRDvQrIJQ

「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbEWl9fovl
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P3rsf3dhl

    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfv3tmxcE60
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAlhi9E8FZ

「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltoxL1IZzy
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4np61oxOG

「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNJlGYtzsG
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoboWz0J3b

「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosnqof0lmH
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m6rBuIrjx

「為什麼？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGIpNNbotO
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnALHw8bBSm

「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNt92LYacf
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtaImb0IlR

「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTJpYhKZm2
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3cyQlqdSo

    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqQc4kPsrF
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuocmfjESnI

「「對。」」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu50JfBzaP
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXNzLBzbsn

「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QoLsODYW3
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMEcK3fB9b

「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCyK046OK9
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKe5OUwOS0

「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ppdXMp1MV
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbK1bOSw2Z

「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2H0jLhaFkl
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XK1k9Htzt

「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsfhRgxFQJ
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5cpYxV31O

「我的包包裡面。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz2FsPHdHx
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtclC8TdQW

「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLOHjIWXDb
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW5mE0kwZ0

「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLD3bI9Xhk8
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhe7d39K1Sk

「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOSFs81acG
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jdQY0Zv1D

「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLZgEQdlAn
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRSxKa5rru

「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFXvp2hkbO
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIMVr19dP7

    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5oLUcGqtb
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY44HKN8AnX

    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPWVhNVZ6R
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPOdqZttQO

    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdaM4iAdV6
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzlhmy6JBt

「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3Qeg449ro
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDJaT6e4Qw

「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9lCGFHodx
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYrK4lQKI8

「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLs7pNb50ho
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAknNRsuEyg

「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiZX6nnw8x
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sSMJcNHmh

「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlobFdBlqm
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J3J4AaYOZ

「……」少女看起來有點受傷。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU1AqhJAbr
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG3yADx1wz

「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VAtBxD8Fw
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfED5AqBIBC

「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6ih8odNLT
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLJh3hwo2C

「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrm2EhugSWA
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhnHqeFL55

「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCvHvdoCCO
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2Z0GFaJuU

「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AEnTKfQuc
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBD4LcmNrr

「嘖。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LWDqYFNzx
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A458L3U6S

「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlE20RHNX1P
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZQCfeGAPQ

「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvmE6hi2OY
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWgDPEx067

「方方子是誰啦！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNlgik6Ugt
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3cpUK39FG

「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVKA30yj5y
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50H7HNooRJ

「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVxSu8Cx1M
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3hplNVpmo

「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXrcg34PNi
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInQLHbdAbZ

「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhJqqklWWE
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizIQdNq7d7

「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BqA67DUS0
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47TNObuGsw

「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODuzRfzxvR
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz05vaJ2s9

「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyag8DP6PJ
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQoRp8jMEg

「與老太太分居了嗎！？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDL569icsB
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jV26tDF5t

「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfI3kDgPEq
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGADM91Zxny

「這又是什麼超展開！？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd02dPfw6VL
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipk5Ko2g66

「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLnM1Y9ecT
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMW2MwyHUE

「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0K4s5ZpMS
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0xe3EU2GQ

「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4miL9HaGZ
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjbeZFdHQr

「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxfJacQWSP
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnfT8tiNW8

「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpK709DhaM
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXgIcR6MVY

「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxAbOyjVmB
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ciV7UEJoi

「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PpErS2ZZf
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mSE1PBeoH

「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5M3jaDMGG
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy71OjhUAXm

「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC10Vlx3Rrz
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1SpOXZWng

「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1crohC7N1
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWrxWBxu80

「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcwDq11Xxo
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHBmmtkokz

「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mI4CeB016
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRGwePgO0t

    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8JmGDsXnJ
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WKPvdanah

    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIX3rdEnei
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7NS77BmFp

「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6q0HWQfzF
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCymRRY9Kg
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNZET9pGDg
(同一時間，教室內)510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn8xVVVCom
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RTUcUKGen

「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBeTuyYZZS
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPQJYzkuVy

「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkocvt7fS7
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoZLADIlVU

「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlOzzSzoFu
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlYQdWkYCN

「噁男…」賴妍灌了口啤酒不屑道。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg3AQf5aW8
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx543K7tPUz

「我改天燒給你好了。」簡澄抄完筆記抬頭說。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvdJOHLpis
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7P6A8qg1R

「你要燒的話直接買給我不是更好！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus0jwaAfc2
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfQKguWiUN

「閉嘴啦你們！我聽不到老師說什麼了！」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSWonXo5fO
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhaXIZYxgL
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfKYAvVycC

當日結果：510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UZG60Cg4P
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq8SmEnflh

    去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人，他們還在教室中努力(？)的學習。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaZsA9WJTb
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDztweZuhS

    在計程車行駛的路段被路人目擊到名酒飛出計程車外的畫面，因而開始流傳「酒神的計程車」的傳說。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84b8R3g3yV
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjTbcjJBfF

     邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的Ｏ醬抱枕。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL7iFO8Kfu
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡturbv738sn

    地中海少年的假髮在回家後不知道塞到哪裡去了。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU8fIR3d0C
510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4F6S2DSw6

    在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rGYftgclH