我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPIuzSNgBV
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  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFqyNkxi2F
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  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRCZYnGXsY
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  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltt1TKVZkA
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  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCszEPbdR7
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  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlksl1AWccr
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「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZuN0snsAw
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FWICFbnPF
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「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsr1jtCIMYk
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcxWRnf7dc
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「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEzMREimzS
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「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0qhjmKIrB
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「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJBO3it9c2
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyKLIIYExW
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「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7bh1vrpdI
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「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRhJiFAvA7
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「這個又不會醉！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRF1Eypax4
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「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnZPNx1Yux
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「九十六。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVt2xErlOza
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「九十六趴最好不會醉！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCGEuQsDl5
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufQtJa92wq
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyWJeSkyku
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡna4zQEEPd4
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「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuHVpMNPEV
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「一。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVawYzEx38y
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9Q2pNZaqi
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「現在是怪我囉！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgEGIEPpT3
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IciCP61z4
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLi0LMPTiRN
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaUR5ZlUbf
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「鬼才需要！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZJEcke0Wo
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「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUvYGogJft
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「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOi2c9jtnx
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「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5mB4hv4M2
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvtBxL8cbL
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1Uy5zSYhz
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mVWsrjO1w
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwVoSSN2ju
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「讓他清醒啊？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FzrJcykJ1
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1CPwENi4Q
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「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj79KYiAcW
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTzQA7nLTl
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQjuLffKIN
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY13jbETV5A
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3igx5X0a1u
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm6zJfg1Tk
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「Je suis très triste.」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvdSPlJm6W
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「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBsN0yn1t6
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「法文。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT72AG4qVfP
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「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQSNO2BtlA
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「我很難過。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoW3UY4IEI
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGeVWYw3x6
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPx0QV6TfAI
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「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIwLVjHcP6
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2uuh68MdT
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「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgU3f3B4QJJ
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVUSyoU3qS
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvzjkVXmFn
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMVAXo6DIw
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「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIqHjtOw1C
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「我有一個方法。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAehsk8a6Dk
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「什麼方法？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gfa1YlKPB
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2L5z5jLjG
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「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGi8qvjyOJ
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「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9FJ13nNRJ
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「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHjnQ3QnWJ
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdNKto2sLG
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCF0pJOXc5
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfJuv1Ssh3
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「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleEDDgybbh
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「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlo7NJIgn5t
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「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXd3DLob6N
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「你在開玩笑嗎？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPdPzjQTdd
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeU7qJAWmtZ
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqd1BYB1jP
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「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzRtw88gy7
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「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjUD3uYIBo
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFD87P5hNT
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3cCkXpVrP
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9PiYRSgEQ
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGER8qpB2q
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbARdwFuprD
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「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCddbsjOUCM
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfuwuxqX95
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKQCLf4aZt
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「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYCjHPGYMU
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「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0WW9VfGkj
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy025ZCuCfN
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBRkkkz2IP
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「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVdHT6ULcM
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhgoYpz9mU
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32cP6Tznt9
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「他就在偷懶咩。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8NNxfyXfW
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKTnaidnob
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupB3tXmp0e
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2urpPE9qFc
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1cdSQTDeG
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoptkfWXEX
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「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2znHuSkih
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「你是在哪聽到的？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfss7JyCvd
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「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VXyfGUFHB
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「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaUudv1SYh
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「製造假車禍。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVcyXLnwPp
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「車又不是你在開！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj05wJ7pudl
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「相信我，我可以的。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyIPKv11NT
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「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmWUGCjHZ9
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8ZrDfo0Xu
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「不！可！以！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBa5ZGjBfP
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「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIqWN1Mw2c
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5BDy6ajsv
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「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk90UGx0zVW
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「誰會帶啊！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdkn9Q2UKG
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHl0y9REkl
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「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxJm0vklav
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjX2qA09xg5
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    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0MmSeSMAh
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「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAd5MJol5ae
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMmebribwA
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    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoj7e2CPQt
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「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAecVSLLozl
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「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBJpN63P1v
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYt9vGrIZp
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「為什麼？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28Dl1FVcw6
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpx9aSKVWj
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「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4F7qsmGUkC
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    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DfB98tU58
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「「對。」」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6bAqrhMFj
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「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyAi9kPlGD
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4pKgQRrAi
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmv5tmWThC
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnmuZpNdoc
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「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsH0jAkmMC
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「我的包包裡面。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Z557M4AEm
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r5o6FZpyR
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「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztjOn9pgAo
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「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFVlHpWDVQ
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「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSStDRmRGjT
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEARC74U2r
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    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIUrrkCSLG
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    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMu5Blj0FJ
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    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeyqHHFkIu
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxyHeomef0
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「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOcjSybjDM
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「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwoOJU6GdT
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「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfCiP1cosI
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「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEzRD9JVhR
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN27NaTQuMz
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUOdk7PhYr
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWxPrI9EjI
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「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49SmVtHBLS
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj62GBoWeOe
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lhQcKaLLZ
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「嘖。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrxZm7XJcq
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「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8YOoRJeOz
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「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyzHKUyVe0
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「方方子是誰啦！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQNMnS5pX7
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「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyp1XHPcwu
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MfTLoOHXh
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「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTKMblvYHi
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nZG0fRMBF
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzwtd4BGow
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadv1e7OER7
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「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Bd5jSgaSb
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「與老太太分居了嗎！？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocgfORufgL
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JkjILYzCE
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「這又是什麼超展開！？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00w8tLRWWJ
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「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zuGRJyYeS
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMffMcyQWJ7
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「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAm2X4yytG
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「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBC4vexXWk
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「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIz1zbNrn5
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「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyH83nwiMwp
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZuhlMxuVe
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「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWHXpVKSld
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gzOlBqgZn
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpBjGgsOd2
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwD5pfDlej
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「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAO5rpfUQ43
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    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKAVxjNgRP
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    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfNpdNicvL
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「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbcTy9Q9eA
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「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRp46lWTh6
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「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzumUluJHX
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「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkyaV4DUIk
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「閉嘴啦你們！我聽不到老師說什麼了！」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD0fZUmztb
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     邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的Ｏ醬抱枕。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6zvx2Dud6
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    在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GVPrLz00L