「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEswiKOB1V4
睡彭無奈，但係…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp2hIMKGum
「我咪紅色囉。」突然有隻…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZi94PX7OM
同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiKC8b1xCs
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHQvpN6YpJ
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw79QWq9bej
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKSNmOZuGI
「同你地一樣。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHgpFsFdJz
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaMdHajAiW
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIfLMs057U
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznADWltXYB
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRgeKCgl4s
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmouQ0L8UY
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyE9y2Bpo5L
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wVMxRVH72
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQZuZqRYyY
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQ5jnxNDlL
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB8pNg5dnT
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrtUAhM61w
「咁你呢？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBRKJymnDQ
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraCNWdVYsL
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsY1Jf9zxO
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKTsc5JUWG
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6n1WNvX1A
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal3Dg0Yzd8
半小時之後…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHffOqsz0su
… (我地仲等待緊時機)558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqYHJsnjkn
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwAzHLVTwu
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWynGg1XH9H
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaIzg6cgJ0
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx5WRZXeas
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbhEJCLAXj
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyQUORoIrY
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41m73kDe22
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdj4wPp843
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1cDxWwRLI
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkoHcdWUeQ
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8XgKgavbf
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HGCFjEN2s
「玩女人。」我回應。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dkbtum3Fr
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYLWrTjBny
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1gGzEM4jv
之後句號再問︰558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQW5OFxpNy
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGgG5PLVQf
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zd3shKInH
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrHqLkdc7i
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO1sdZDG27
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiCfrKVCbN
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPchxn6AlLP
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL5HJ1dMCX
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyABjSTs0fS
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULENow6VZU
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszeJVb0wcM
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFL7EMblyA
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecgnLvJC4X
「正呀！」睡彭回應。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi7YDK7tDF
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbGjQlQUSP
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCkfOXgxlo
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotkJTjG8vy
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qb8T9yq6a
「龜姦呢？」句號問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLojjG7elam
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAdqpqZs3B
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlujmjWCFs
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxpw9uxgTD
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsOJfuaUOF
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7CJrAtiRv
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7ZfiBZlw1
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHPlYAmoRN
而我就正正經經咁樣講：558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhJ8eq7aWN
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULpxV6m5a8
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e1qe53Vnk
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE4lBawKu2
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvK1K6iJr5
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO7s17feA7
(哇哇丫丫丫！)558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy6RB6UniV
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwceunPio7
而藍精靈就竟然…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yjx3PLwyG
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMR4UGUDQY
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2Xkg1Wluf
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