「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6KXOOxRau
睡彭無奈，但係…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcCLOXwFUi
「我咪紅色囉。」突然有隻…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VrFhQjX2r
同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnHrIx5hIN
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuitTyia0Df
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34ebhpZ36W
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcF0ZfpM41
「同你地一樣。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKu0LOHw3b
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iznJnwVEO
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1Rvx04LcP
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd012jjWT2G
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lmgKKHTnX
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxBqmfl9Fs
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGmDgG2Ycp
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOdHGp12PL
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLeIFtuePd
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1mmVMkacR
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fPhIQTwQS
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxP3iYuOP1
「咁你呢？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNoAHyWZKe
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhvhGzpRqG
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMVx5p2KmE
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguMmCV8nXz
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIdURol2Zu
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKzfJzqNyR
半小時之後…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgUAEIExUT
… (我地仲等待緊時機)618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KiZCCvCOW
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegPcA0xd0N
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6m1pB92Epr
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspa30VwsLP
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCkuOSicAi
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVVix2Rnvh
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArJ89N4t3G
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsiTu0cFJf
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZitKiSTeb
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJornjocsN
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePzxPoUHfE
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHOI2DUIR7
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ4EcifKmP
「玩女人。」我回應。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0apWv68a9
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXkH8UIafA
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGSneFU7NW
之後句號再問︰618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vO0bv4C2F
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76Mdo6VqDU
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8dEu4o0Jv
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63gWlgrwRP
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqINtjKcQdE
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39Y4qpbp3Z
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdWjsYL7LZ
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FBFsVbmIp
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUoQ4MgtiL
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IEQbUisCQ
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWrFcb2gP7
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzUGcJC6EF
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qSGrZGE3R
「正呀！」睡彭回應。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡow53RrGJl9
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLbyQz0YTm
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC4rn012T6
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSzTRhJAPy
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj4zDdu7Rs
「龜姦呢？」句號問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGg7wDsIUO3
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1TlurqYGI
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiebJGhWMO3
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA6xnBJSKU
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZ7xzBFdoq
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJGuBXhUwF
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHlfWu7M6x
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0G75F4dTX
而我就正正經經咁樣講：618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAltBt9tVl
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cPuhq4n0g
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMnheSL5N4
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQZg24Ao8x
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIilgCM3bE
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zQz26YviL
(哇哇丫丫丫！)618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzx7miEgrK
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgjkTTXltt
而藍精靈就竟然…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BWppeaC5W
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDOxkvN6S5
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq2crrSkdy
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