「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuYUCb6D3N
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「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3fWsG02rY
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFvSfPknD0
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嘔多啖出黎，再而…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB0Tq1yoN5
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6hDi1gDfI
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但係第二時間…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmROMNMJtLZ
就係屌柒佢，因為…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHwHx5mpyf
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi1pi5deQJ
「攪乜撚野呀你？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwhjnlX4No
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nxwZ6WIMJ
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8EOJPq9ZC
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU67HePpQpl
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oI7OHToCr
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沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHx5Ucu85i
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKsx0uW0IL
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX98X3gDETM
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKq6wiXakb
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbGbT67smO
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1z1n7LVBy
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWTgXtN16M
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1B5E1E0PwJ
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「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLvK4nFceL
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cueAtx2eU
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPExCY8GKyl
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeygVXjH3Fi
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr9P0Lck79
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9WwBmOqEQ
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2T3pLr5Yl
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhw9UaUQZG
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzSbG7rWwJ
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(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBLhTNXaQE
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs91Lq91lGg
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkE28282f7
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原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXSiQSejww
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9qtjajKTN
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAgpuumHgF
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