「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozbYJEJqDl
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zT60ZFMR5
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTYhAZnKLu
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我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYf1fFqT3O
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「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1RTij1YSj
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仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35zu4GkXLh
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「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmJk8DvIzC
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqneREQ0yvT
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突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsCBDxELJt
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLwN4hEnaB
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0j3T7l603L
佢冇回應我，而且仲…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZML43Jauw
嘔多啖出黎，再而…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlNr5GjKtW
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHND3UAC75Y
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOkVOaL1W2
但係第二時間…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CrSmF1x84
就係屌柒佢，因為…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczIqJJCbbP
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynLaOLoCjg
「攪乜撚野呀你？」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjjKV1HnIt
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEl1ih8nIR
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnp6kMCI2j6
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeQSjG9FBG
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkVTqBsvqp
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJXU112JIr
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVUaNGE7cg
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5J6pg2sfq
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSrbCsment
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcd8uc5hcb
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpBd9Ezs6D
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBXxjCgFM0
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboSaY6moPv
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9cbfmM95q
我仲飛左埋佢度。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJq4BI2nXt
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnoVSlB0dP
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj02Z6OgBr
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5coVlSCSe
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4x7MrVCJV6
「乜水呀？」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxZOkkgjth
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmMm3rdTQT
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sJsCnSHq2
「屌你咩，你專登架？」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNon6VkA4sZ
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGDytsDyw8
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21i2PRCda7
「你呃佢教既。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyXsaB4WUc
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Vb5ylKKgE
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoHtrulUOe
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiGoW6wvjS
「仆你條街！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MQyZSoZ4s
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo6lb0zuF0
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74mhn9STl0
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UyHoZ1Sui
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsra4lYgZo
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEy3dC1WJMf
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRGJ7GWP0V
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWrjIFsIVq
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