「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw3ISQd9x1
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gxi3EdS5b
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXXMw3gwJW
咦，練吓功都好噃。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2M92GUklS
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwivtYejLYH
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe77AFrXxsf
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoScrg91rh
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxSR4RVDEb
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhb62ciHTy
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogPvXFsJ5D
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZGKDWkoH0
魂。初弒既黑影。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VkL5ai7Zu
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOTwg04rCW
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zZUZaUfbB
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdvSTNfW2J
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbttB9ot98
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVR5kQqCdVm
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmXegsYA65
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmREs2ylNLL
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TEhzkzYHd
點知佢…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuhgeqtNa2
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg1nbUjCWI
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jTK5oliTN
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpu1ZVqqYc
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2Kj9HbDPH
佢冇回應我，而且仲…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzXXNdE47E
嘔多啖出黎，再而…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkdEbdfoVd
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2e9KYvsZBs
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcuRo2advA
但係第二時間…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQh33xRK7Sw
就係屌柒佢，因為…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwm9asz5KJl
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiwLVYo4tk
「攪乜撚野呀你？」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1idVk6tU7
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDGuJVexoa
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCmT5ZpmEF
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHtP6Jg7EU
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5dEW9cysZ
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhRqqBcdra
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa20Oap9RHB
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QWOWDkaZA
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM8LdVQRdD
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYAMf46o9J
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2oZAv9X59
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQenhNNdML
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrctaBK3RC
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJcbu9PZ5l
我仲飛左埋佢度。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80QaYK1XwW
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPrYlVSw08
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR3AORwcm5
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofb10RmCgw
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs6ASwsDz1
「乜水呀？」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOpMbwopk1
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk0BfWeLZd
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJW3v8nXFF
「屌你咩，你專登架？」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0rkdKRSzH
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRoWrfjKeO
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4pxS4qZg0
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYkGP1JWit
「你呃佢教既。」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkYw0cV3Uq
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcdFuTB2nn
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw2bZ44m6Z
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeZikRp8uT
「仆你條街！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPZcmvFlrH
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuA6Bzxany
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9qp6sgkrt
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DDPifVI3Y
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbCmp9DXZS
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJkvTN8jiG
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFfUoSvIgM
點知…588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW9udXRBSi
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkvc2HgdRE
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoJ43mnuun
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