「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9Vakv7eZX
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLfzybxgp6
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佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7sFcHNtjl
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「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwPyfZVtmY
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之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkK4Ud7eZd
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ms7I2feqq
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奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3HiXnrX6R
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9iOh4BUdn
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvnKWINZv1
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「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3WlpOEBmY
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kBB9UVcBf
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeRb01Wpjd
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(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24TvvJKTNR
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUfGr8A6DW
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaVM8zhidO
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嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj0szXsifs
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