「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvUQlWiKMO
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFgSXAC3wS
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvOaJzlPXV
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaAREbLgUs
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpmkRXmuvb
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我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFdxbEg9uR
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBa0aNt43d
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCwFEE517Q
魂。初弒既黑影。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh09PkYYP5F
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCmQxY0Ti3
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5vDTM6SjL
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我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ggQepfZGA
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthuE5zbf2j
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0rQU4DVe2
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UdHvYivW3
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDatb7rLZGX
點知佢…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmewtYApvy
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRL2ZTnXGUD
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaY5gv43GsN
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W6aZDv5hd
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGNbHKTJNL
佢冇回應我，而且仲…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE8mKZLRkN
嘔多啖出黎，再而…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws0a34vC0K
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWWUjLOj3a
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6g4WdJAtti
但係第二時間…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQDdlokLy8
就係屌柒佢，因為…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2n9ju56qFj
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsca9CLYe3
「攪乜撚野呀你？」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrXaLlgjjB
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckZh8n3IcQ
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW81Yd7l4ER
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexl48i1xcF
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEzMbwxrVB
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRp54MlNcPj
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf97wGHg5r
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIeTTzeVNK
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIoWX5K274
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5jIK5M8kh
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXITpvL9V9
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQT5DltF87v
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhGDcCDpML
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvAs52bdQE
我仲飛左埋佢度。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGMVJavH8z
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPDj3bVagg
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2YH3So5FE
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb0puDAEYX
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQSbsyM9nn
「乜水呀？」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WlzoA131l
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWYDFNbW30
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAyJbTQ9Fd
「屌你咩，你專登架？」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzA04fI6nCT
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R4qVkr3np
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGB2sk8hSZh
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsmy4Xz7Hx
「你呃佢教既。」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KH7rxuv1c
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB77WXdAomb
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMG1XwVVSC
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LkhP3u9tZ
「仆你條街！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X08clWhYV
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtfU5gzrK3
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvSBQYvnVM
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNnsGe5ij7
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3nAEvxJHT
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xPViA8Jbs
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08IqgAvuW0
點知…560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjB1gGYdqS
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclDIfLYQJO
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM8yaFSGV8
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