叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rrur0DxSm
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYE8A01jFI
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0LOUOIcTl
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「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFe9OBWgpB
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXd6rHFjHP
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9T18Wy0zp
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpbHW7SCof
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBwG2abWjE
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBeBbsZ1iK
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EVHLsWzJO
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTd3UXon3Ck
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyvtVf04yq
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJzKJFY5Se
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllF0Il1GdF
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWG5DvpGUg
而當我講完呢兩句之後…457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXEAur2e4r
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCURTpcNeHh
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJRY4Tlbm4
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxrT9lGwZm
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我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42OcH4Auw8
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUE7WBIaT5D
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OoIPXOAZU
連我都呆左。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlcRAJYRxc
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLWLcSkx2X
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3r5ddKv5O
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBsoZs3icn
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjStSyeZ5r
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUT6UDv4h4
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKABHsYAFwv
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PAKyx2Of5
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYauv3qTycW
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wFEF2YZt0
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzWUBlOgJg
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq2xv2YxWp
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「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsiYAVCOTr
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「小心呀！我條J既主人！」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdbFTj6h9t
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡee9Hrd6Cav
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSfSEVdKAe
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ237YSLxolv
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成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH0KdHdMdn
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6fLDpqgZC
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0syRUuHd7Q
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiA0LAIF1ZR
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzNq9ONngv
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnjYBtg0fC
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaY07X0RfUb
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlInkjO32E0
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzcg8FLKRt
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti9Yf1ZsUF
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PwED75nXq
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmyT4wzJ71
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Zvo4ONFOR
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