叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4NmSsgOWa
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEvJLNy2CO
「玩吓啫，唔使攞命既。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVoOC4q0pk
「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqbUkFPCIm
「點解呀？」八卦既屎忽又多口。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8INQe8qt5
「陪伴我每個晚上既，就係佢。」呂阿布回應。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT7U647tzR
「答得咁有詩意既？」賭撚。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukWrtlSLHq
「講到底咪又係打J。」百變怪。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRAhY6acIT
「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y0nXAB0oe
點知…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC73fCnFzb7
佢地班死仔竟然…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Q4ZUPhpRg
「咩冇呀？」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmdpxgHDBg
仲五條佬十隻手咁推左我上台。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsFAL7KKLN
「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO5WFULY2S
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDrLIdMgAY
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVszvXHfi4
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabo5IuMULh
「掃月雷霆！掃三度四！」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOWnT9Yw08
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支棍臭架！539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP0QCxolGf
「攪屎棍黎架？」我問。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGP3SwQTww
夜來香及頭回應。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukeul1BSiD
但係響呢D時候，我仲邊理得咁多丫…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51oh3MSWPg
其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuxv17MHUk
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK6WQ7IILI
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYsNJwJ08Y
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMONXtyHnMI
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInl4R69kv2
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TkxXUJwDW
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSYIHRzQFI
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbIX0oZxwP
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9KFGU0uuJ
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvcnW3uMuo
而當我講完呢兩句之後…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0A8RFHSyZ
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jR0tqvyRT
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ1wOBMa1s
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UCa4ESaU2
突然…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gMPVZEgRJ
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9t3NMcEHf
之後我感覺到我面上面有塊布，所以抆開佢…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QztvYWhfI
「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrTZ61RbJ5
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQiwWILQQI
連我都呆左。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQD2QfsLn2s
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AHprwRxau
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kCr72ukok
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XyxzukQtT
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEH6SPo8BAr
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAQzctCbBQ
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw0HRbRQAQ
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlYDS11vvQ
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgs8UkpUPY
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ8nyTmLlw
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnttp1NnCg2
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0ENNR8gSD
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3YCegXdyZ
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bM0mzIIBH
「小心呀！契弟！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQhoN7Req9
「小心呀！耶穌！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMOtd9yr1H
「小心呀！子銘哥哥！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJXjby7FEc
「小心呀！我條J既主人！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDWJ23KP0P
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRScPfdcE1P
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhNFtyIZjS
我既怒火已經到左極限…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW0dv4upui
因為…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiirtEWmxaM
如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeCYhtpmXg
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqp113T02c
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3qQlMPfSd
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDo4ICJFUoG
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjByYpV2Z5
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKcXx30obI
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvy9DPFGKc
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TRXvs4F6C
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXWojt8hD5
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49FFvGYGCC
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT667AwWYO9
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4n4OfNmor
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjje3uhY5Ov
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhMHdyMNt0
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYNdb0AQtY
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIZZJIQ58K
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