叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDjFyQWyW4
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW6eGN6pKq
「玩吓啫，唔使攞命既。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjdPsQDEHy
「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO7enAjC3R
「點解呀？」八卦既屎忽又多口。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoDS5S9jxL
「陪伴我每個晚上既，就係佢。」呂阿布回應。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKMs0Kpo7F
「答得咁有詩意既？」賭撚。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OPWrDkmY1
「講到底咪又係打J。」百變怪。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Okv7U4Ruc
「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVsYMbHYNl
點知…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBMkRgcFUU
佢地班死仔竟然…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lDGb5KDoN
「咩冇呀？」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm0tiddmSq
仲五條佬十隻手咁推左我上台。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkLsXexc9K
「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7fs3dhBHB
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFcHU0TAHW
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHy8DTXqA0
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeEfzGqXis
「掃月雷霆！掃三度四！」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BXyWfW7vB
不過…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBrYxKT03q
支棍臭架！543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZvH2gPW3U
「攪屎棍黎架？」我問。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGG0VvLQXx
夜來香及頭回應。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpPpswtyLY
但係響呢D時候，我仲邊理得咁多丫…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHSG6mL7wx
其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfnhS3gkvf
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dPONi6Wwa
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aWuluVcAT
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWcc22bd5Z
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFB987fu7G
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgawUFtNBh4
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrimB0qsOh0
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ4Yu51XYn
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubXUZwuF5K
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72yxMzikvM
而當我講完呢兩句之後…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cbabek5u9
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeoZeaKBOG
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39wBiqNv3c
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNh3T4WbxVG
突然…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wilk2DW2S
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoCzDLVnx0
之後我感覺到我面上面有塊布，所以抆開佢…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgIyxwKtb5
「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSByqqQlH9t
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQou5dOQvbN
連我都呆左。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvYc1L7He4
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv95WcLiS0N
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREdNOX9W43
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6cCVfqRIz
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNf41JMEATH
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFqxtZ8wq9
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQRJu08HLA
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbQuxVgeVV
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4gV7NYdIe
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5APDAUG0C
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyHkcaLY4X
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHtQo85k8K
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMx9Y6EP9DQ
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdoxpt6Lm4
「小心呀！契弟！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKT5N5Ha7B
「小心呀！耶穌！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRL3woiwQl
「小心呀！子銘哥哥！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsifvyJCM1I
「小心呀！我條J既主人！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJwtugtxKL
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hxiVyzd1x
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8U3fYeigO
我既怒火已經到左極限…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHAZTT832Z
因為…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1YmyEcNkE
如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyuEPtA5iz
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeVlAYmgdm
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAO1D8uXf1D
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3jQHE40A1
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2x9fiVOHn
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWT7xMVBEs
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq5pzF4Q7W
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJUjk066gJ
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlI4BECTWt
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgN4mBcF9K
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoLtZOY6FA
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzLVIxoT7v
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNYpaNMiRw
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lMDtHEh09
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs01iEUCshX
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCF0S6ea5O
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