以前就晚晚打住LOL，聽住歌咁幫助入睡…407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuaxqSfAld
而家就晚晚練習我學識左果堆武功，聽住屎忽佢唱歌黎入睡…407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLwtrNnk0i
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(匙匙沙沙遲遲茶茶 ~) 一大朝早，出面傳黎D嘈雜聲。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDkfb5ZQLT
我打開門一睇，原來係堡主既僕人佢地響度裝飾緊…407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNM2DlKmW5u
「喂，小僕阿哥，堡主呢？其他客人呢？」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFLOCyOpg9
「堡主突然有個諗法，話既然咁多人黎左，就不如攪個比賽玩玩喎。」佢回應。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiR0yXqSQOe
「比賽！？方丈既廢話竟然變成事實！？」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeA8iPCPsBz
「契弟，大事不妙。」百變怪唔知響邊衝左黎我面前。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusYEurqnM6
「耶蘇，大事不妙。」屎忽都之後衝左埋黎。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgFeDurenW
「屌你地兩個，有咩大事係妙架？」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIJAVOWVCc
「Eee…」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSlXLYuE5B
「唔係呀，堡主佢決定正午之後黎個比武大會，贏左可以有一粒膠，真係千載難逢既好機會呀！」百變怪。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt66WltyNoz
「攪咩呀你？突然好似做戲咁既講野既。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOfwwAm1Ve
「尋日班人有幾廢你都知啦，冇一個係丁原老賊既對手。」屎忽講。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbVvKdMvHK
「你有冇諗過其實係丁原佢勁呢？」我反問。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqbnQmJUVk
「車！區區一個丁原，都唔係我對手。」賭撚都出現左，佢行緊過黎。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvLpn6dDOJ
「我對手響呢度。」佢仲舉起雙手講左呢句。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MzCQZgr5y
「抄林敏聰啦你？」我地呢邊三個回應佢。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbWVgTJddd
「你地都有睇金像獎咩？」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQg3PGWOR8
「全港有十八區，區區一個丁原都竟然唔係你對手？」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv4ZcsNF4a
立花_宗茂笑淫淫懶攪笑咁又唔知響邊度鼠左出黎。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBe2GfAd4of
「真係難分真與假喔。」惠那佢賣萌之餘…407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyURVhkkOIW
順便噤住左歸藏個臭口，廢事佢又講果三隻字。 407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsw06vXKd3b
「咁早就咁人齊喇？」堡主都從出面返左入黎。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9yAbJJ7x6
「不如你地都一齊參加玩下丫，贏左就有我早前攞返黎既一粒膠。」佢再講。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCe1D1NkTNi
「恕我直言，敢問堡主粒膠從何以來？」百變怪。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSKCTlYS8h
講到呢度，我忍唔住手打左百變怪一巴…407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4ak5LXgWj
佢都唔知攪乜，晨早溜溜懶係文謅謅咁。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1y4bmbSDG
「做乜撚野打我？」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QsEup9Dud
「終於正常返，堡主，你可以答佢喇。」我講。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVeFqf2HfB
「頭先問咩話？」堡主回應。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVSvuVrWMV
「睇黎你都想我醒你一巴。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGvoTt0W9R
「哈哈哈，記得，記得，我記得，粒膠丫嘛，執既。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4zmkomHNr
「執！？」我地七個人都好驚訝。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTBBBtnNK5
「係呀，呢次比賽既獎品，就係呢粒夜明膠。」堡主舉起左一粒發光既珠。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblkff3doC6
「原來係呢粒，我地仲以為係高登膠。」大家一齊講。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66ObUhOdv5
「哈哈哈，高登膠我自己都係得一粒，邊敢攞出黎引人犯罪丫。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacqvLCELiu
「咁…咁其實粒發光珠又幾靚既。」我講。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAH6p83rjz
「李光洙！邊度有李光洙呀？」突然有班肥婆學生妹衝左入黎問。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tRLc9c9cg
「響果邊俾魯芬壓住左。」屎忽想耍走佢地。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGEbIMa1oz
「呢個年頭D學生妹真係黐膠線，尤其是係肥果D。」堡主講。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgQzASTKO0
「尤其是…又歧視肥果D…好野！」屎忽屹佢。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2MVAcENFj
「唔好理佢地喇，呢次比賽，規矩其實都好簡單…」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM81lUxusD
之後堡主佢一邊帶我地出去，一邊講解比賽既規則。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMaCqq2mUC
… (行緊去賽場)407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZQ0Uredrq
「喂，其實…粒野咁廢，點解我地要爭呀？」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UfDGTPso1
我地而家已經企晒響比武大台前面，呢句野係屎忽問我既。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZyeGTWrdy
「當係俾吓面堡主囉。」我回應。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1tvrKI2GT
「其實…我地點解要俾面佢呀？」百變怪問。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEf2jnQauo
「咁…當俾吓面粒珠囉？」我回應。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHh0Up1Lpc
「子銘哥哥，關豬個PatPat(豬蘿)咩事呀？」惠那問。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx0k3ijpik
「真係豬蘿。」賭撚。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEd7QrpiRUl
我冇再回應廢話，淨係望上台上面，而家響台上面既…407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6Sly7upKf
係丁原個契仔 — 呂阿布。 407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqYWCnrdNV
「聽講佢白痴架喎。」屎忽咁講。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZ11lKecjz
「唔使聽講，我確認佢係。」我回應。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHmB7DTQAw
「但係佢已經打低左十幾個上台比武既對手。」堡主既僕人插口。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwArzy6QzOC
「咪就係因為佢白痴囉，唔係白痴邊會咁白痴，一開始就上台打啫，嫌自己體力多咩？」百變怪回應。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCAny6Bcop
「屌你丫，又係噃，到最尾先上台，肯定著數D。」歸藏回應。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5GttsyOdf
「冇時限，咁幾時先係最尾呢請問？」立花_宗茂問。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtpjHRJeXD
「我賭佢會輸！」賭撚咁講。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyBpUZuGqg
「唔好咁廢話得唔得？鬼同你賭咩？」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiPS3mcAuq
我講完之後，見到有條躝坦行過，仲好似想落注添。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLGmBHA7xh
… (台下廢話鉛筆)407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT32zs14LOh
「點呀？仲有冇人想黎挑戰我人中呂阿布，兔中赤馬兔呀？哈哈哈。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsbQfKqT5v
呂阿布響台上狂言。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL92k80lJoo
「人中丫嗱！？我就踢爆你個人中！」突然…407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4CpY3L7iI
有位少俠衝左上台，仲兜腳踢埋呂阿布個上唇度…407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxi7ozqlIcW
呂阿布總算用一個橫手抵擋左，再問︰407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuTwMrHbFd
「何許人也？」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4KGKbSsyg
「本人乃高登森林第一清潔工，少俠 — 夜，來，香。」少俠霸氣回應。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8EzhfJqxh
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