火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbKvbQ58yL
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZlYFxSU6W
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F1ZlN5tWt
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7wAas8BVN
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4wRUwZtnO
所以我咁回應︰673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y5E9Xdzba
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvd3E4JnNce
不過我知衰…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQeSBb4GbF
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdukdVIq6I
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7DUsc6pTK
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSNWZOPzDm
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFFhSZ7M9H
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsi5Twkh5vp
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFKdL2sjL0
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Brxtrphmo
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5UK9IIP8o
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeg4omYdvP
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdMPHHHsfx
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrr3NfPsZW4
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39nehpxrVs
「唔信！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXrNL7s4w2
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJXcj6Xtq9
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYisAxeVmuh
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKUuBpAaAy
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIq58ubYX8
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5OPea4F8L
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv66FjRiiZ
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfgkOXSf5R
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91EpkrcinH
「我唔講人是非架喎。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBl1USuSFm
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLat58GRPVp
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDp63wWhRMN
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzY7icMWMX
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LRdTHXiho
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBVxb1JVSh
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndVvaJvXJk
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahF8W0KShr
「係呀，一陣再玩。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgApuyRuuQ
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ouYWa3PGF
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlSqcvNzHG
而響呢個時候…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtmldr5Vlm
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4rtVGgGXk
「死人？有人死左？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgK6UdEyMVr
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz08HwRZpN
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWFg4Bk5iM
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4Bky61iXW
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dy32jWkAb
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrxXPjjwlw
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXttw6twqVn
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6Oyf08Xhw
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBRUwbnj4P
點知…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IOrvMpisH
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufLgbnWY1s
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54GAp11gm9
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLrIqv8204
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQsWFJx6xz
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLYS2fhzwO
既麻甩佬！？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7J470mxOC
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NRQN4ZkNI
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYX1zatiHu
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffsdHGVSuc
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3gUV6eC01
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiC8vYnMSN
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbqI1y7a6d
「做乜呀？」我問。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOwL9AmXgG
「你露丁呀！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAPVHtbOlf
「邊個李路丁呀？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y8cLS2f9n
「你下面呀！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡur0NARNE5c
「邊個李夏面呀？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmASSFmHoi
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWodm7YncIC
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAc0jWvJQh
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtKUMDBU6C
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