火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2bmcp6QT2
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVjFGNRexB
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOS3FqWEj2f
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRGBUfEYbx
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFrQAIU0xq
所以我咁回應︰706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTiBnnrFGp
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKtJWpypV8
不過我知衰…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeUp6tUu4j
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJiLLvYp2v
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF6Nb1jMau
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd43pckjgIG
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdvvqdFoei
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2wWh0FM4M
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0srxSlj1q
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGdBlrGsvf
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiLkAIqEcJ
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRDpXsshx8
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivMMStt8kp
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ3X2XbyyX
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5r6H8Qejn
「唔信！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6pG6aIZlg
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRJpjXHCr0
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZkpUtcnvu
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcg4QzrFgN9
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTmxhlyAaR
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7cXvZ0tuo
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjLnIiOrON
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvVCCf1a5W
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjGabDSgM9
「我唔講人是非架喎。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaOhhT4EyJ
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV79HGMk5V
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfLEoo3Xle
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZi2m0Q0JE
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1POJs2eojJ
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMyFYWMA7a
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhjdznFlDN
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk9HT7HpNH
「係呀，一陣再玩。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiovG2jMCTm
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9HANBuYhf
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBlLU7BGjs
而響呢個時候…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubwjDTddcr
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMohzSLwiV
「死人？有人死左？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvZTYNL3jZ
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjNhspJBuY
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AhJm6pn8u
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2C6UUQGXz
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdssKVSmPIh
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoczhfivxjx
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERNYJhpDMx
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIcRZvAGKx
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyKWOhGKPG
點知…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr82Gi0ykcn
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHHo1DmDfN
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LKcSkvtUI
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc0L0CwB1o
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmQS2wbhtp
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZfsqJMXSA
既麻甩佬！？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyd6zsIGgi
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HgSPodQ2A
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiiHMsIiqs
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmTLawo5JT
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFX9SBkoUr3
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4dDz60GKC
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkyV8GaFpJ
「做乜呀？」我問。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbpIdM2VIs
「你露丁呀！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY0VGfL3CL
「邊個李路丁呀？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtOYfFqcbm
「你下面呀！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvx6OPL4RD
「邊個李夏面呀？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EyEpGD9DS
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGw9f54esNl
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswPK9VeGrk
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnp0aD5x9RO
然後按「加至主畫面」