「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫,飲到醉到訓著呀,聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。414Please respect copyright.PENANAvnATyj4hKV
「唉,我唔理你喇,你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦,我拖條柒頭返房,我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。414Please respect copyright.PENANAqEcuSInl95
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我,我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…414Please respect copyright.PENANASYt9wYO0xi
咦,練吓功都好噃。414Please respect copyright.PENANANmRRFnHEZl
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)414Please respect copyright.PENANAg47xFnvCPF
我練練下,仲突然望到天窗,唔知做乜九野,突然有個好奇怪既想法…414Please respect copyright.PENANAFfR3bbLyTt
就係想學D武俠劇咁,想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…414Please respect copyright.PENANAZKMdYBKlvL
所以我爬左上去,仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…414Please respect copyright.PENANAOGgt0BpxTd
我差D認錯左自己,以為自己會變人狼咁。414Please respect copyright.PENANAIV0CshMDMs
但係就響月光既旁邊,我又見到佢…414Please respect copyright.PENANAZBcztPRW6e
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。414Please respect copyright.PENANAeFddig2wJM
魂。初弒既黑影。414Please respect copyright.PENANAPQA65AL7wk
「你…你係魂句號初弒!?你想點呀?」我大聲問過去。414Please respect copyright.PENANAmT2JngaaPh
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。414Please respect copyright.PENANAL48c7iD8BN
佢冇回應我,淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。414Please respect copyright.PENANAy8SXFoNDgt
我無奈之後,惟有慢慢試吓行近佢,不過我開始發覺…414Please respect copyright.PENANA74yia3okPD
仆街喇,我學既功夫,冇招係輕功,學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢?414Please respect copyright.PENANAo8Bxr8OZH2
我差D就差錯腳,真仆街!414Please respect copyright.PENANAN5Qe380Rys
「喂!屌你!夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過!」414Please respect copyright.PENANA3LHiJo9XEZ
因為我已經行唔到前去,所以惟有咁嗌。414Please respect copyright.PENANA561ZPPOKGD
點知佢…414Please respect copyright.PENANAD6RNdA5yKj
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 414Please respect copyright.PENANAHVRw2CBXQI
黑媽媽,我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…414Please respect copyright.PENANA3iba3VqToK
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏,一吓就退後左三步。414Please respect copyright.PENANAOKkHqWQQLf
「仆你條街,男人老餅學人玩精?!」我發嬲大嗌。414Please respect copyright.PENANA3gboosPqae
佢冇回應我,而且仲…414Please respect copyright.PENANA26jIN75Vwd
嘔多啖出黎,再而…414Please respect copyright.PENANAdeT3TTnXVL
「飛沙走奶!」大嗌出黎,之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。414Please respect copyright.PENANACwWwzOwnEf
當時既我,第一時間係嚇到呆左。414Please respect copyright.PENANAh0NJHuFXbl
但係第二時間…414Please respect copyright.PENANAS8R8dSsCMK
就係屌柒佢,因為…414Please respect copyright.PENANAtvEJSXljmo
佢根本唔係句號初弒,而係屎忽條柒頭。414Please respect copyright.PENANARHBi4NvxO9
「攪乜撚野呀你?」414Please respect copyright.PENANAzahsRAK4YP
但係佢似乎仲醉緊,佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…414Please respect copyright.PENANA1BjcDrNQ10
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAmIwKOP3gOE
「我都知你行走慣肛門,但係…咦,唔係噃,輕功!?我…有D興趣噃。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8NHqgzu4N
之後,一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…414Please respect copyright.PENANAJovduWBSve
「飛者,力化為虛,全身之力散去…414Please respect copyright.PENANAFffxrslPLN
沙者,環境力量,將自己融入環境之內…414Please respect copyright.PENANAbiSEa3S0uP
走者,氣也,以氣禦人…414Please respect copyright.PENANAQBXhrNYPdA
奶者,奶也,唔好用鍊奶,因為太杰!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAC8hqzrliF3
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀?」 我大叫。414Please respect copyright.PENANA9yAxITnThs
但係真係屌屌聲,因為我跟住佢咁練,又真係…414Please respect copyright.PENANAvXGGeMKATR
超快咁上左手噃,真係好諷刺。414Please respect copyright.PENANAwfmk8c2Dlq
好快咁,我就學識左飛簷,不過未可以走壁。414Please respect copyright.PENANAahUpfVZpvr
「喂!正呀!多謝你呀屎忽!」我一邊飛一邊講。414Please respect copyright.PENANA8nha7yBtO1
我仲飛左埋佢度。414Please respect copyright.PENANAPeXyr9YHdg
「唔使多謝,潔瑜BB,你哥哥我教你係應份既…」414Please respect copyright.PENANAwNqJL1Lldp
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。414Please respect copyright.PENANAkEBSKljc5F
「屌,原來佢當左我係佢條女,好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。414Please respect copyright.PENANAhynPX4yafD
「其實你知唔知醜架?」後面傳黎一把聲。414Please respect copyright.PENANAvXuAbi4Ttt
「乜水呀?」414Please respect copyright.PENANAaNNK4siUs0
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAJd76Lijr96
「哦,原來係百變怪你呀?」414Please respect copyright.PENANANefykNK7T6
「屌你咩,你專登架?」414Please respect copyright.PENANAlQBsq3bRpn
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAnH6EXtZZQt
「死PK丫,我問你知唔知醜呀?偷學人地既功夫!」414Please respect copyright.PENANA5veREcAZaW
「咩偷學呀?係屎忽佢明教我架!」414Please respect copyright.PENANA5ks7nReT1Q
「你呃佢教既。」414Please respect copyright.PENANA7uhI64g4st
「咩呃呃聲啫,乘人之危係常識黎,又唔係我整醉佢既,況且,我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAWmnIun0tkd
「人不要面,果然天下無敵,我都費時理你,唔好阻我訓喇,唔係我真係會殺人架。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAYhzhuKkNST
「殺人啫,又唔係殺我。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAz9IvFaTkx2
「仆你條街!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAaXD6ueyhDZ
(趴~!冷~!) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢,仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。414Please respect copyright.PENANAwJ6unWCYJO
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃?!」似係堡主把聲。414Please respect copyright.PENANA68pHLXsMXq
「我叫魂句號初弒呀!」百變怪咁回應。414Please respect copyright.PENANAnAikVFMNQY
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你!」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。414Please respect copyright.PENANA2s8i19OaAv
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始,我今日真係學左好多野。414Please respect copyright.PENANAbNyZW0MW8W
嫁禍俾人,睇人仆街,呢D都係我國既傳統美德,所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…414Please respect copyright.PENANAzAr2UEn6aa
點知…414Please respect copyright.PENANAqGpvIt2SwZ
「我冇害你地丫,點解你地要嫁禍我?」414Please respect copyright.PENANArNN18I4fnG
呢鑊杰喇,真係句號初弒呀! 414Please respect copyright.PENANApw46wDzrD5