「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIqmwZ1yaU
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AzNFJQx3k
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmstVlvvwH2
咦，練吓功都好噃。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOCBdYRcAG
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4VdvTF1AS
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMW8LYpB2K
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOAWn6uQna
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOtJqwM3Sb
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5eiVi1X0f
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9STBxi6vpb
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHA6Zj6GvGk
魂。初弒既黑影。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHoVtzk8fn
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpI14qPaZy
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJwb5udtjp
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLUlGeMOJm
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcOgCkCFFU
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2EHAQdGF8
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AIZRwBC7N
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHz6QpKNQU
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJY6bjWBmb
點知佢…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zrstgCpu0
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCS307tRZ03
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTPQfr2FDh
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuDmpNBweP
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjEWhICNui
佢冇回應我，而且仲…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9a89iGAKr
嘔多啖出黎，再而…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0qBJ9MIeu
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjUyLnpFmF
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8rJnrAI0o
但係第二時間…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpqBftKsbL
就係屌柒佢，因為…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OAf0FQyoD
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkM55HGm7ww
「攪乜撚野呀你？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzVsNC6Cwj
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5574tO9QPx
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4wkqHxOIU
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6D3G7UIlqU
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHOaBtZXzJ
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmmYhVUKZB
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8zHnQnyrz
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNdDs7fTAV
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE1eOIwN8Z
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvEqRLqRtC
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhUTpvEpcY
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeugoEG3bp
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttGFmKqX7A
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywrAFCS1XD
我仲飛左埋佢度。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq8WkSLAfg
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdmBwhFjFD
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9s5asaB9O0
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv43lZUHqP
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ilxRyAcVd
「乜水呀？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrrvFppVb5
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszf5PRJkiy
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVzZGTDGFO
「屌你咩，你專登架？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZneGLuqAG3
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGa0QsLvLiD
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNkMkrNgpX
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWr91ydkcK
「你呃佢教既。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFh5R9i5fuj
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQsbCYRfDA
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspVc7MM4Zu
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8L6DXHArD
「仆你條街！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpeKzR2GsH
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CtdCGiRiE
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUQRLvjfRZ
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PgqChm0Ec
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4p63VyXnoT
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36ggvOZfZA
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4eVPjXgmI
點知…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYLx3Ot3ee
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17fsgrf8G2
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCS90QgFmn
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