「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT09nb60me
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我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevjrHSX932
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「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmLAs7Jpqx
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sDqCeoCze
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzczWGIbmKq
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嘔多啖出黎，再而…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1H6wJB0AU
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREvXi0RT7d
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnc2PyspaZ
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就係屌柒佢，因為…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK3AkmiqQ5
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAMrdCfFjz
「攪乜撚野呀你？」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3FkfslSvP
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「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0lKx3axDq
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqqxEXEq73
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAweNjvWWue
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbaVayv4zA
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB347w0cWB2
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0ojeYGd4k
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Xg9puiqc0
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0GmB4wEsv
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZt1nQMRhYt
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jbVZLhzIS
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuwas77XYz
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgtS01iPiZ
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佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVg7Qa6ToI
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「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDc5EHRcP60
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLwcLQh544
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldnr4CnsFM
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUl1dczXSoO
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc17kfmPpT
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡga8NgGNG8w
「仆你條街！」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0oDlCqEDr
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbc6GNsP3W9
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEaQ0yZdgR
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReKu5T5kby
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原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSz9q7h9tf
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocUYmweWBi
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsNlqfvwbZ
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