「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVVAAWLabe
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SJA7cUSTb
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTMCA2Q3H3
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzh7yscFfv
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我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Yuc8mHK4L
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當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTL6UYwFD6
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我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gW4g2YR6j
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW7ymEOefD
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaTkJqknx7
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt67ej7wft
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheFUf9IkAf
點知佢…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7QSsBSK0n
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrXQBJbcGf
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9tY8o0KFP
佢冇回應我，而且仲…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWisos4QCz
嘔多啖出黎，再而…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dYbPX3QMY
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8uR43X0Nt
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6lSySmizO
但係第二時間…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1T6jsf90Tz
就係屌柒佢，因為…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPCB8Z8XLh
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVl7yp11jle
「攪乜撚野呀你？」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP2pR81xXq
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wc6fivL57
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAtxdf93mF
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoSpX09CUF
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21YXb5NXtW
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Wz2XwSuBB
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDbUA4kwiW
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn31N23g7eQ
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBlpDjpORW
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4kwHabkXI
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1WjY9yUHE
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuHoijyO2r
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKojZ5tpQgQ
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJT5vHAeP8b
我仲飛左埋佢度。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcapw5fhXd
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG7VQXTyVq
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxtdY4LJ5G
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRQdaiGrIX
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpnyAvJYqs
「乜水呀？」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RfHv16Agn
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47e07IwuSU
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqs34dXQNG
「屌你咩，你專登架？」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJC24MaUdi
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExgRRyfdxk
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAlGh8k73T
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyhsR6lSDS
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnWDB6AKfr
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAqVoOU5Y8
「仆你條街！」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaWL4kYMu3
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PdltULY7b
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UaP6AX3Y6
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCV1MF6tc2
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08skln6ka2
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1jmEpVPL0
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgXJs8SDaD
點知…561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRg8atmr65
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3GyMXnEYD
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHhfqu66Eb
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