「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqC9E35gUN2
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7oc90jLpS
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVzNoLNIeR
咦，練吓功都好噃。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAvv67nSxv
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRZczGPAvr
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EoZIdyoH9
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UspXE8rz9
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSq62LGMUd
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAe8p0G6E8B
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA7UjpY9KI
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MPHNFabpH
魂。初弒既黑影。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbJzGdX0jr
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3cwGuW1Ut
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5zqXdgi85
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOvi9T24fJ
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WAWUlTOvv
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKKtSOjbPG
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlQqiYu0J8
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG32vgTHuky
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbbOZqkqeu
點知佢…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MIkxIuRrW
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvPHopJ79v
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1mb3SVnNS
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLhNjy8reM
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnBaIYb38a
佢冇回應我，而且仲…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZsYpKckn0
嘔多啖出黎，再而…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj8wnU2pl3
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIBnIPllyW
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEP6wucsEm
但係第二時間…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmuHJU6Dok
就係屌柒佢，因為…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0W4mcOqpV
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwCOQbgU49
「攪乜撚野呀你？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL71K4OzaTd
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkYEZq4byG
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp40F2oAdd
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4dFL8VDZY
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IoY2wb5tW
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabcyLrFw8I
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPcd9kpGmL
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrypMGlWLcw
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRDNaChwJ5
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKTsMWZLrX
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dM9n2OLtz
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSunLS0yErR
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOrp9Q6Opi
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LitQMKqfm
我仲飛左埋佢度。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyIGFb278L
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eGnDBoqm3
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPMmAgxs2b
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb8zwdLU3k
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12J23beDcu
「乜水呀？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTckJNL4tgM
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGb6UAy0eN
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfylzmvIeg
「屌你咩，你專登架？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJpdH42KvV
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBSxVMb8VR
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiYwsWnaML
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWgY8cpfDo
「你呃佢教既。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDtsuFzPjB
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4iPWGY9N1
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1j8TH4AkDQ
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePdzU7tIAn
「仆你條街！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ayiM5NjFn
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndcyjShuQj
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsY4VXK7Vu
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLP3tKK9uc
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHChBg1QG9
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CTpOt8y5F
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MbELV0S7Z
點知…598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0evrGxx83
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJFOgOmPhC
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk5nPDqwiC
然後按「加至主畫面」