「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbSil48UiD
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「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPY0zihTUB
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我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaQqZmpIC6
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUlxQppslp
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsZRk4WYxA
點知佢…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wwgu1ZHkw
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKwkLTNtFs
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「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5Eym4Seii
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就係屌柒佢，因為…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4UNb9ovFg
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUe8mCN4qS
「攪乜撚野呀你？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWjqU2vVWI
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqMeKWrw9V
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fXxrbJ1EF
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb79lkH3DYP
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOrK6fCKpY
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8EvLrfwFP
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRxYKcyMRS
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkBAGaX8mv
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUODsGJ2ue
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFUAyoeP7r
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8JhjUU3An
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4ZpDEw1Rq
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ684PJheMWT
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRDStfVXqt
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「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjt9yuzpEu
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lyymypXC1
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZjFAYbVAA
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2agVQChYoX
「乜水呀？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IaTF1nu99
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqCpaiE3v5
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpUP3HRhSH
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「你呃佢教既。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo8yj7R1Ci
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNB3INBfxH
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWuXxtwPZN
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjecNvrkwG
「仆你條街！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7H2EqBsQO
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEenP5OaGoj
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZL3Vw9YSWb
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjCzm7sFAY
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrInmwnZA1
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOK1FXg19xZ
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HDyVD401y
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPWwHnCMFo
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