「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCvu6LMWS6
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXiFB8CEnQ
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嘔多啖出黎，再而…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2ip4XyR26
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjG0L8X88s
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3NHM2NCnb
但係第二時間…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSbMZLdM4I
就係屌柒佢，因為…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjhGNvYs9K
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRO53cwEvt
「攪乜撚野呀你？」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo83tVdzPOw
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05bIeo8nfQ
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdyiQCooLS
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcRb7l4gaE
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN6Vs5Ypop
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfGBI20ELo
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvjp3TrMNF
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6ebqsWCco
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3E5bQvxup
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlzLvs0LzO
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhL8Thh1An
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0boZ4kKGCB
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBCoThRLZb
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1XOpJ6BGt
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「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rXIwz0is1
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFRy6U590K
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxYaG4HWhd
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZQ5Zb0Vvk
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA2vfheVql
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEULpSNwFJ6
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqnU8LS8dD
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JiZ6nW6DC
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6vYGsq5rY
「仆你條街！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdJf51M27p
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJj8GBPVGu
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7rwe4vSVh
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNEznuK2U4
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原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9XzOTThtt
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamJ36RnMqB
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4o6OwessdH
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