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「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIpAo1vp6O
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「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI3Dnum8tD
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIFmIhk5Cq
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之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhHWtro6Lx
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乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9INnFxVJk
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堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujMsyB0Mic
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdp1hdXvzL
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台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qtu05abAa
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G1nz7LBrq
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「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjgkeZjtUR
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUE8ihrv86X
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成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7ls615d2v
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「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB1PJmm5Mt
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qnIQdHcgx
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNuSh3CMXO
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThmnhpeusw
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMh2vH2t65
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv68ak6WxJ2
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「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNP76lrrH3
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkowEEBaneq
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