叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU1tn96pRJ
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tI5H5ahlc
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG4xvnO8BZ
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKhGuDC5KZ
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佢地班死仔竟然…472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlqhl7BoFL
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「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRocdBKt6do
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyVsc0PqMd
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfAzAs6I2Y
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8RL3NyigV
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夜來香及頭回應。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLblA18TSU
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WDxCXnlPp
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIn2cqOqia
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANvkpXClCD
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03QdKeX8Sx
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjz2Cofcois
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhK86N6AnI
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuyfVAyanm
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk308qjZmvB
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeHdcFLFMP
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9RQoxP8Oh
而當我講完呢兩句之後…472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOHrP9GRGR
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV85l4Ndb9v
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ564XzUyL5h
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqJdcRqwL4
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我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIa4E6XYzCw
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfm7UpEjpAJ
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgE2R4wwEd
連我都呆左。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGfWLqOktM
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBdgcnNQAg
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP0oMPzSzr
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTnKTCfOMD
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW99HSWLAr
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdI9DfPrG7
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD5Uxaf6L4
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjf2ls0Ophy
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmTNXc5DvS
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4vxfclcC5
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpr3fjsuOkt
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS0Kp0FIfM
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7Hf1o0OPZ
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoRANGMQNm
「小心呀！契弟！」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQ3owRpW1s
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「小心呀！我條J既主人！」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZ7MjBwX6J
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTBYbfDYH8
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VbYoYauqn
我既怒火已經到左極限…472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VFbk1NdD5
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYly4L9Ouj
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPDIYld1QN
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8OhguWtqx
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUFtZopgnp
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8ICgvGGHX
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0x5M4p4jF
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2NDQifpHT
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63N2i6m2Fa
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy5sLIsucb
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDkuNr36gY
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqfuJOBRXO
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmaF47VNbh
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwj1VQHmVQK
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UX05rKBY9
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbV7LU9gdZI
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjKnLey8Zd
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