「哼，總算有人識貨。」火雞咁講。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3lMYcyiTA
「唔好意思呀，小羊囡囡貪玩噤錯機關，攪到而家咁添。」堡主講。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6TU1QjDqG
「呢幾集攪到我地好似茄呢啡咁，一句對白都冇。」兩條日本佬。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarSFBbzETP
「所以就夾硬講返句呀可？嘻嘻，恭喜你呀，子銘哥哥。」惠那講。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjQVKkByWX
「多謝。堡主，你都唔使介意啦，而家多隻寵物都好既，哈哈哈。不過…話時話，點解你屋企地庫會有隻咁既騎呢野既？」我傻笑。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGqB5OjcVV
「寵物！？騎呢野！？車！你俾到每餐八十碗飯我，我叫你老豆都冇所謂。」火雞咁講。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmVzrweID7
「我都唔知呀，佢就好似D燕子築巢咁，都冇理我就霸左我個地庫，我見佢識得發熱，咪當佢係發熱器囉，呢幾個冬天都真係要多謝佢呀。」堡主回應我。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0ho6IE8di
「車！」火雞。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCDTsSIaN1
「但係帶咁多野上路，好似始終唔係咁方便。」百變怪咁講。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamETW4H8hb
「咩「野」呀？我地人黎架！」兩條日本佬。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsxFByGKTD
「收皮啦！冇興趣講你地呀，我講隻火雞。」百變怪再講。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx4Z0tYkCi
「咁我呢？」惠那問。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOjXyEFtcG
「你係慰安用既，唔使咁擔心。」百變怪氹惠那。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9gWsWEcdt
「主人你叫我做火雞，咁我就叫你雞農啦。雞農！你有冇體臭架？」火雞問我。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatfsnxlLMw
「睇下邊個部位啦。」我回應。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi9Yk3ph3c
「算喇，段估手腕唔會發臭呱，我就變做你隻手錶啦，有咩事就Call我啦。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbezrNreUJ
「哦。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzfTZL6vDY
佢一講完就變成左隻手錶，仲黐左響我手腕上面。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSBs1aEXoe
「咁好喇，既然呢邊根本冇咩比賽，睇黎我地都要返去搵方丈算帳。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmY3xUJCPb
「喂，不如賞個相，賀埋我大壽先啦。」堡主講。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFZqxqWq73
「都好丫，小姬姐姐，PatPat哥哥，賭J哥哥佢地都未到。」惠那。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO7RddyXYA
「PatPat哥哥！？」「賭J哥哥！？」日本佬二人組。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Q9dAhrZ9c
惠那其實講緊屎忽同賭撚。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1KHlO5wZj
「惠那講野有時真係有點過份扮野。不過點都好啦，我地返上去先啦。」百變怪。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkCHHmpXEz
… (返上去)523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxn1oZn0jd
點知我地一返到上去…523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVPJhGiLe8
就有兩個人出現左…523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3XoxlPCG8
一個坐響度好舒服咁，一個企響佢後面…523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvHo2IAZhk
兩條友一睇就知係奸角。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE1y5J20iJ
「堡主，別來無恙丫嘛？」坐響度果個問。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuE4FewmEJ
「各鹹城城主，丁原老先生，乜咁錯蕩呀？咁早就黎到喇？」堡主回應佢。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLz9fK7S8mv
當時我地班人同呢兩條友大約仲有十幾米距離左右。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVDWNX6biE
「邊個黎架？」我問其他人。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISk34XVeQQ
「各鹹城，全名係各有各鹹濕之城，係鬼域既其中一個地帶，丁原老野就係果度既主人。」立花_宗茂。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWduXScyxag
「咁佢旁邊果個呢？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2qja09271
「屌你丫，佢叫九鳥天天師，係各鹹城第一淫棍，即係國師級既人物。」歸藏。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ji7ScUYeG
「國師！？又真係幾似噃。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOETVyM7t3
「係呀，聽講有人放風，話呢邊有比賽喎，我仲以為係你生日酒前既噱頭添。」丁原回應堡主。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatCcs5MxSq
「你契仔呢？」堡主問。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuv3Fac2p7K
「你講阿布呀？佢同人打緊交。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpJqI6bfpA
「佢契仔又乜水呀？」我問小羊兒佢地。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPDU9R5Pr6
「三家性奴，呂阿布哥哥。」小羊兒講。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPSIRysFyV
「三家性奴！？邊三家人咁賤呀？」我問。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoOBuWZNwB
「爸爸叫我唔好問，大個就會知喎，所以我都唔知。」小羊兒回應。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzH4I39OPZ
「咁…佢好好打架？」我再問。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4s0LLKEIC
「呂阿布哥哥手執方天畫筆，最鍾意騎住佢隻赤馬兔周圍撩人打交…」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5TIkpF4zC
「吓！？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYrz0AZkgf
我本來好驚訝，點知小羊兒佢突然隊個頭埋黎我度細細聲講︰523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5SRJPMIzo
「再講個秘密俾你知丫，其實呂阿布哥哥係白痴架。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8WnFlKZVG
… (我唔知做咩反應好，維持兩秒)523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiksO30SGKt
「咁…果邊條友又話佢同人打緊交？白痴都可以打得咩？」我反應到就問。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcPxSevGWY
「佢白痴啫，但係真係好好打架。」小羊兒回應。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ycyatq3zZ
「吓！？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpxLGyab2h
… (我同小羊兒對話完結)523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ1hV35gig
「佢響邊度同人打緊交呀？同咩人打呀？」堡主問丁原。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpxluPnea6
「你屋企門口喳嘛。」丁原奸角回應。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiuDbvPLeP
「咪住先，會唔會係屎忽佢地呀？」我擔心起黎，立即就衝出門口…523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukIhPkh2t8
仲俾我見到… 523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnboUWEZVK2
呂阿布同佢隻赤馬兔既樣。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuie1WUSB4A
結果…523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cIODJpFEK
一個係Q版呂布，一隻係俾BB玩既彈彈馬黎。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2MuxNuBxi
然後按「加至主畫面」