「哼，總算有人識貨。」火雞咁講。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlzRu1HeDg
「唔好意思呀，小羊囡囡貪玩噤錯機關，攪到而家咁添。」堡主講。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsZsdBTV6Z
「呢幾集攪到我地好似茄呢啡咁，一句對白都冇。」兩條日本佬。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXM6wOm6ADm
「所以就夾硬講返句呀可？嘻嘻，恭喜你呀，子銘哥哥。」惠那講。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgQ54DV3Y8
「多謝。堡主，你都唔使介意啦，而家多隻寵物都好既，哈哈哈。不過…話時話，點解你屋企地庫會有隻咁既騎呢野既？」我傻笑。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlayGeJIEkC
「寵物！？騎呢野！？車！你俾到每餐八十碗飯我，我叫你老豆都冇所謂。」火雞咁講。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRabPRiZOkq
「我都唔知呀，佢就好似D燕子築巢咁，都冇理我就霸左我個地庫，我見佢識得發熱，咪當佢係發熱器囉，呢幾個冬天都真係要多謝佢呀。」堡主回應我。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYnTFtnehC
「車！」火雞。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgyIXwr06Y
「但係帶咁多野上路，好似始終唔係咁方便。」百變怪咁講。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTrMUzD7sO
「咩「野」呀？我地人黎架！」兩條日本佬。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NrGPE1QHh
「收皮啦！冇興趣講你地呀，我講隻火雞。」百變怪再講。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwYrRvlyOI
「咁我呢？」惠那問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSuu9KKDQh
「你係慰安用既，唔使咁擔心。」百變怪氹惠那。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtZD1n60FR
「主人你叫我做火雞，咁我就叫你雞農啦。雞農！你有冇體臭架？」火雞問我。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwVhRrTQXe
「睇下邊個部位啦。」我回應。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxKoCkDqYG
「算喇，段估手腕唔會發臭呱，我就變做你隻手錶啦，有咩事就Call我啦。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqblhuCVKk
「哦。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvaYKh26zK
佢一講完就變成左隻手錶，仲黐左響我手腕上面。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGmVL2iM4P
「咁好喇，既然呢邊根本冇咩比賽，睇黎我地都要返去搵方丈算帳。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQI7KnPknhx
「喂，不如賞個相，賀埋我大壽先啦。」堡主講。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDVuzgRaYD
「都好丫，小姬姐姐，PatPat哥哥，賭J哥哥佢地都未到。」惠那。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RxWDY3KiT
「PatPat哥哥！？」「賭J哥哥！？」日本佬二人組。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWKHTSjdFx
惠那其實講緊屎忽同賭撚。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbCL91mncz
「惠那講野有時真係有點過份扮野。不過點都好啦，我地返上去先啦。」百變怪。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD41lhdC6E
… (返上去)549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck8G4Ua7z0
點知我地一返到上去…549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITI7LQdw5F
就有兩個人出現左…549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6Xx0Nnyvq
一個坐響度好舒服咁，一個企響佢後面…549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yomP8fcvM
兩條友一睇就知係奸角。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3ZtrhYS8M
「堡主，別來無恙丫嘛？」坐響度果個問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kx0GlB3Yq
「各鹹城城主，丁原老先生，乜咁錯蕩呀？咁早就黎到喇？」堡主回應佢。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh2o4QUeOf
當時我地班人同呢兩條友大約仲有十幾米距離左右。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNDL03fVuA
「邊個黎架？」我問其他人。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2wpupbGhU
「各鹹城，全名係各有各鹹濕之城，係鬼域既其中一個地帶，丁原老野就係果度既主人。」立花_宗茂。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzueiHCBdh
「咁佢旁邊果個呢？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡum3FMRENwO
「屌你丫，佢叫九鳥天天師，係各鹹城第一淫棍，即係國師級既人物。」歸藏。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBsSrBugkK
「國師！？又真係幾似噃。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRgf7tL2pP
「係呀，聽講有人放風，話呢邊有比賽喎，我仲以為係你生日酒前既噱頭添。」丁原回應堡主。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbu5tIP9N4
「你契仔呢？」堡主問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz10V7Wem5l
「你講阿布呀？佢同人打緊交。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIigAgFOjx
「佢契仔又乜水呀？」我問小羊兒佢地。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQf8UtheH6T
「三家性奴，呂阿布哥哥。」小羊兒講。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesYQsX5fNE
「三家性奴！？邊三家人咁賤呀？」我問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXCJQCJqfq
「爸爸叫我唔好問，大個就會知喎，所以我都唔知。」小羊兒回應。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavlZuAp0VK
「咁…佢好好打架？」我再問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJwebgqWWC
「呂阿布哥哥手執方天畫筆，最鍾意騎住佢隻赤馬兔周圍撩人打交…」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAM30e3Fv2
「吓！？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZsZ2NeCj1
我本來好驚訝，點知小羊兒佢突然隊個頭埋黎我度細細聲講︰549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2YaqVA4Jj
「再講個秘密俾你知丫，其實呂阿布哥哥係白痴架。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcOknFwjdT
… (我唔知做咩反應好，維持兩秒)549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aXNoMgb5J
「咁…果邊條友又話佢同人打緊交？白痴都可以打得咩？」我反應到就問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15ybREdMUC
「佢白痴啫，但係真係好好打架。」小羊兒回應。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZH9RPzKmE
「吓！？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7oiggtLXl
… (我同小羊兒對話完結)549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawr5LMjTGZ
「佢響邊度同人打緊交呀？同咩人打呀？」堡主問丁原。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxV5NW8bRc
「你屋企門口喳嘛。」丁原奸角回應。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p8GOA3Evw
「咪住先，會唔會係屎忽佢地呀？」我擔心起黎，立即就衝出門口…549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1T6hJ9n3pP
仲俾我見到… 549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9uekQGfP8
呂阿布同佢隻赤馬兔既樣。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7wW8ALLLB
結果…549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PguY852md
一個係Q版呂布，一隻係俾BB玩既彈彈馬黎。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljzXV3DWRL
然後按「加至主畫面」