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if you are going to date me, here are some things you should know beforehand...

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Mr.Sniper

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Apr 27, 2016

if you are going to date me, here are some things you should know beforehand...

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Apr 27, 2016

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作者:

Mr.Sniper

發布時間:

Apr 27, 2016

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If you're going to date me here are some things you need to know.

1) I will have two girlfriends, you and my right hand. If I seem down, leave the room, my right hand needs me. If you break up with me, I don't need you I still have my right hand.

2) I have the most violent rooster in my backyard, probably because he's been sex deprived for years because he ain't getting a girl before me.

3) I live in a trailer park because I'm a fucking cholo thug thriple OG, when they hear my rooster crowing, they already know me and my right hand coming.

4) You're gonna have to be smart so I can have an easy life, I'm not paying for the bills, you gonna treat me like royalty you already know, put a crown on my head and put me to sleep on my king's bed.

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