家姐話，幫我追女仔 - 一

介紹吓自己先，我叫楊知俊——唔好問「邊撚度俊？」我都想知呀；今年讀緊中五。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6acs0X27gi
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上年開始，我鍾意咗同我同班嘅女仔，佢叫施洛婷。雖然我唔係咁膚淺嘅……但係，由我見到婷婷嘅第一眼，已經覺得佢好靚。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXanqwweph
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婷婷好Pure好True，白色嘅校裙根本就係為咗佢而設計，平時行路，長長嘅馬尾會輕輕咁搖擺，啲頭髮又黑又長又直。佢仲要好Nice，成日都好好笑容，笑起上嚟仲見到好齊嘅上排牙。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBCFj5LP6s
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上年，我同婷婷都報咗中文學會做幹事，就係咁，我哋就見多咗、講多咗嘢，我由「覺得佢靚」，變成「鍾意咗佢」。不外乎係見到佢就好開心，見唔到佢就好想見到佢。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZjGH6Xo1l
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講開又講，點解上年我會去中文學會做幹事呢？係因為家姐，唉！1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAF6pwsdjAN
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家姐係前年嘅主席，你知㗎啦，中文學會呢個名聽落咁悶，活動又唔會Fun，點會多人報、何況仲要係做幹事？所以，家姐就算唔再玩，都畀咗一百蚊我，叫我做幹事塞個名，等個學會可以正常咁搞。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrm9WCRENhz
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而婷婷點解做，係因為佢由中一開始已經入中文學會，佢係真心鍾意嘅。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWjsdUXK6c
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所以，當佢中三嗰年，聽到家姐揾佢做幹事嘅時候，就即刻應承，一做做到而家，做埋主席。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnpefpXwOB
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就係咁囉……講起，我都要多謝吓我家姐嘅，唔係佢摟我Join，我都同唔到婷婷熟，其他男仔不知幾葡萄我，可以同婷婷有講有笑，而唔係傾兩句就停。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5uQnWHygv
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唔止，佢哋仲好葡萄我有個靚女家姐。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6pHuArexj
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天真！1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaNsiNso34
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家姐叫楊知恩，個個都好親切咁叫佢做「恩恩」，佢都會好禮貌咁應。家姐大我兩年，今年我中五，佢已經Year1。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcHjJMvjll
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我哋都相處得幾好㗎，不過大大吓，家姐已經冇以前咁錫我囉。Feel到㗎，細個嗰時，佢會陪我玩BS、爆旋陀螺，而家？各有各玩電話，有嘢講先講。以前，如果家姐喺學校啲嘢食，都會帶返嚟送畀我，而家佢會自己食咗去。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMozgZoQzZW
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都啱嘅，大大吓就係咁㗎啦，唔通仲好似細個咁糖黐豆咩？1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwqJzBZq7a
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我啲同學都見過晒家姐，佢哋話家姐好靚喎，我又唔覺。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN2QlpbTh4
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家姐會成日上台做吓宣佈，有時代表班攞守時獎、清潔獎，或者學校會頒吓證書畀佢咁。每一次，家姐個名畀人讀出嚟嘅時候，企喺我附近嘅人一定會話：1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJIbUwCJcx
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「喂喂，你家姐喎！」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1Mq7NV0Kd
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其中一個，係婷婷。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQa5GQbz8w
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婷婷好崇拜我家姐，我真係唔明，因為我覺得家姐都冇咩特別……婷婷話，家姐做中文校報，呢幾年寫啲文都好好睇，而且，平時問佢嘢佢都答得好詳細，仲要靚女又冇架子——Blablabla，婷婷係咁讚家姐，但我真係Get唔到呢啲點，我又唔覺家姐寫文好睇，更加唔覺得佢靚。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc38WyUOIZ
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不過，當婷婷知道我係「楊知恩細佬」，佢就即刻碌大對眼：1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5VxVsC0p7
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「恩姐係你家姐？估唔到喎。」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7z3Skw5Hu
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我真係唔想估佢係咩意思……因為，我同家姐應該真係好唔同。家姐係偏科人，好嘅好好，差嘅好差；我就所有科都幾平均，係理科好啲；樣呢，父母就遺傳晒佢哋最靚嘅五官畀家姐，我就中中間間咁……雖然我叫阿俊，不過就真係唔多俊嘅。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2r68OZLvC
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家姐喺我細個嗰時，仲會摸住我個頭同我講：1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZ6QxbLiKS
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「我細佬真係又靚仔又得意！」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjI7ZRMd09
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但而家就唔會講呢啲啦……知咩事啦。我哋都大個啦。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1A0hjhJ5U
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總之，婷婷同我啲朋友都會話家姐好正。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuE8r7LQMpO
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我會話，真係太天真！你哋冇見過佢敷咗咩海底泥mask個樣咋！你哋都冇見過佢捽腳趾、撩鼻屎！佢腸胃唔好嗰陣時，放啲屁超臭……1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvge0xy72r
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講呢啲嘢，會唔會過分幻滅一個青春期小男孩對女仔嘅想法？1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSMOWMgThj
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唉，有家姐細妹嘅人，果然係早一步認識呢個花花世界。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCixa8bWXFh
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我啲同學喺做Project時，成日都會借啲意想上嚟我屋企，其實就係想見我家姐。上到嚟，就會係咁望住家姐，夏天佢又着得少布，我就會WhatsApp佢：1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbsKthfri4
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「着多件外套啦。」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Z9Syj6JjC
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佢會好奇怪咁望一望我，覆：「熱喎，背心有咩問題。」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BEgaF9wse
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「佢哋𥄫你呀。」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqd9rUyhX5
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「咪癲啦。」家姐仲加咗個笑喊Emoji。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77zie7tqwl
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家姐話，我哋全部仲咁細個，點會諗呢啲嘢。不過，佢都入咗房，冇再出嚟。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQc32CfHEu
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家姐真係太唔了解男人，佢到底知唔知小學生已經識打飛機？我哋個樣生得細個咋，但都會對女人有邪念㗎。我最好個兄弟就係其中之一啦，佢叫郭靖、係帶我認識新世界嘅男人。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDA1XNS76B
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郭靖都成日話我家姐好正，我除咗講「少年你太年輕了」都冇咩好講——你睇吓，點會仲細個呀？1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFf7cs520ct
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同學走嗰陣時，會突登對住家姐房門講：1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO3eVnyLS8
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「拜拜家姐！」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GraT5glHX
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家姐就會出嚟，同佢哋講拜拜。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6jpZSUknv
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家姐話，覺得我啲同學好熱情。唉，我真係廢事講咁多，成班衰仔，尤其係郭靖呀，講完「拜拜」之後仲唔肯走，係都要同家姐講多兩句。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthupQrZdkT
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入正題啦，今年，我升中五，婷婷都係。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyWK6BOrhP
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婷婷都會上嚟我屋企，做咩呢？唔關我事嘅，佢係畀家姐私人補習。原本，家姐話係去婷婷屋企嘅，但係，婷婷話喺我屋企補嘅話，我都可以聽埋家姐講書喎。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMLRAW1704
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啊——家姐收我錢！畀咗個八五折我，佢話益我咗我啦。又唔係我想補，我只係想同婷婷一齊聽書。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySTSrhTU5z
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不過，換嚟婷婷每個星期嚟我屋企兩個鐘，都非常值得，有時仲要留低食飯添；可以對多佢一陣喎，對我嚟講，就好似期待更多每一日。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhO4Fg6xr8
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有一日，婷婷走咗之後，家姐問我：「你同阿婷好熟㗎？」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EbggA4G9m
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「佢坐我隔籬囉，都OK啦。」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXJCsNJ7eg
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「你鍾意佢？」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4cBeRKrmZ
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「唔係，唔好痴線啦。」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFJLxG7D2z
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我下意識否定，講真，我係暗戀緊婷婷，唔想畀任何人知，我驚畀人爆大鑊，就會好尷尬……1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0rrHXzg57
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「收皮啦你，我見到你眼甘甘咁望住阿婷喎，嗒晒糖咁。」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvk8C4UEK3
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係，我家姐嘅形象雖然好斯文、好有氣質，事實上，佢啲粗口、俚語都非常流利，但淨係會對住我講，真係唔公平。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLEtXPBpZG
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「邊有，我都有眼甘甘望你㗎。」當然係冇，我先冇咁無聊。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMIZH0xTBJ
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「咪扮啦，做咩啊，暗戀？」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOc3Px2vif
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「冇。」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29BVGmPZtb
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我堅持，老虎蟹都話冇啦，如果唔係嘅，家姐話畀婷婷聽咁點？1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytGNxCl2BJ
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「真係可惜，」家姐以一副憐憫嘅表情嚟望我：「我之前同阿婷傾偈，八到啲嘢添。」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmhU6u15GI
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「咩？」我當然想知。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTIlSgxrFW
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「原本，我想幫你追阿婷㗎……」家姐講到咁，係咪啫係婷婷講咗啲關於我嘅嘢？1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNJo24FURE
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佢又話：「不過既然你唔係鍾意阿婷，咁就算啦，真係心痛阿婷。」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUINShxaz4
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吓？吓？吓？1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63YtZvQwK7
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唔通婷婷話佢鍾意我？1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMrxrPpLJ9
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我真係好想知究竟佢哋講咗咩，我問：「你哋傾咗咩啊？」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCErTP545TE
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「人哋私隱啊，你又冇心，唔講。」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFdfc0Zsnl
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「我同佢咁熟，唔怕啦。」關我事㗎嘛，驚咩喎？1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzecyHTE3i
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「唔係咁好嘅，你又唔係鍾意佢，咁我就唔出賣佢啦。」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKkOr9dTbj
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家姐搖搖頭，好失望咁樣。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QAJyXCK3q
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我開始覺得，可能，婷婷真係講咗啲關我事嘅嘢，甚至係——鍾意我。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKugoYoOJRf
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哇……點解嘅，唔通真係日久生情？唔怪得之佢會嚟我屋企補習啦。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxM51etN6NN
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我突然好期待。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQK5xmnJjJ
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我想知到底婷婷同家姐講咗啲咩。1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRzp4Wp41G
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所以，我認：「係，我係鍾意婷婷……到底佢講咗啲咩呢？」1021Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGvBmSnSED
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