Anonymous asked:
You do realise that the "Kishimoto reveals when & why Sasuke gets Sakura pregnant" article is completely fake right? It was proven many times over that there is absolutely no source or record of that "interview" ever happening.
Oh, sure, it’s “fake” because you say so! I guess, Karin’s comment is fake, too, where Sakura kept chasing after Sasuke for God knows how long so that he would accept her and be with her:
You “clearly” chase someone who wants to be found, right? No, you chase after people who aren’t interested in you and who don’t want to be found. Since we’re in the mood to talk about fake things passed off as facts, let me make few things clear:
1) Did you know that the comment from Kishimoto that “the forehead poke’s the ultimate gesture of love” is, by the way, fake? Gasp! No way!
On the special program 『THE LAST-NARUTO THE MOVIE-完全ガイド ～修業篇～』 that just ended on Tv Tokyo, they talked about SasuSaku and the forehead touch in 699 was described as “究極の愛情表現”, “The ultimate expression of love” for Sasuke.
A TV program said that. Kishimoto never made that statement!
2) Did you also know that Sakura raised Sarada alone since her birth (right after Sasuke dumped her back into the village again)?
Boruto movie.
Source: http://www.narutoforums.com/showpost.php?p=54010400&postcount=102 - Translator is OrganicDinosaur
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– she is also a mother who raises her daughter on her own (/single-handedly).
Source/Translator: http://www.narutoforums.com/showpost.php?p=54010704&postcount=107
3) Did you know that Sasuke never helped Sarada walk? SS Fans also keep peddling Sasuke helping Sarada walk as being an actual memory when, in reality, she thinks her dad’s got a freaking arm in her mind:
She’s still thinking of the arm-hug when he’s standing right in front of her without one:
This isn’t a memory. It’s what Sarada expected her life and reunion with Sasuke to be like.
4) Did you know that Kishimoto called Sakura’s love for Sasuke an addiction/obsession?
Interviewer: “I thought the heroine was Sakura?”
Kishimoto: “That’s right. But Sakura is addicted to Sasuke.” (laugh) “The reason why Hinata came to like Naruto is clear, but I’ve deliberately avoided writing down the reason why Sakura came to like Sasuke.” (laugh) “That’s because somehow, I had the feeling that it would conversely end up sounding contrived.”
Didn’t say that for Sasuke, did he?
5) Did you know that “Papa-suke” isn’t Canon? Probably not.
6) Did you know that Sasuke keeps leaving and doesn’t visit when he’s got a dimensional travel ability that works with a minor cool-down period? Didn’t think so.
7) Did you know that Sasuke was in the forest when Sarada found him and he still didn’t want to come home? Really!
You know why? Because Boruto was supposed to catch up to Naruto and deliver his lunch to him from Hinata. Sarada took the lunch from him to deliver it in his place. There’s no way Shikamaru, who’s right there (who’s also a Hokage adviser), would allow Genins to go too far away from the village unassisted by a Chunin or Jounin:
And still he didn’t come home to say “hi” to his wife, “whom he loves so very much”!
8) Did you know that the “smirk” SS Fans keep peddling on the internet as “Sasuke teasing his wife” is an “edited” image?
Original manga image:
Here’s the manga scan:
https://www9.mangafreak.net/Read1_Naruto_Gaiden_The_Seventh_Hokage_10
A lot of SS Fans edit that straight-line emotionless face into a smirk. You don’t believe me? Here’s the edited image that’s always been circulating around and passed off as canon by the SS and Sakura Fans:
See that slight rising of the corner of his lips? Let me make it more clear:
No smirk (straight line lips):
Versus
Smirk and curved lips:
The second one’s clearly edited. He loves her so much that you guys have got to either edit the scans, or make things up that he’s teasing her or some other nonsense like that. That’s called over-reading the manga aimed at little boys. Reading is hard, ladies and gents!
9) Did you know that Sasuke’s never kissed Sakura? That’s got to hurt, but that’s what you get when you “chase down” a guy to get sex!
Here’s that super happy face again!
Clearly the “Papa-suke” who’s so touchy-feely with Sakura is canon!
10) Did you know that Sakura doesn’t even know that Sasuke wears glasses or not, but Naruto does?
They’re so close and in love that Sakura doesn’t even know that whether he wore glasses or not. It’s because he’s never home, and he’s spent so little time with her even in the time before Gaiden. That and Naruto actually pays attention. What a great person Sakura is. She doesn’t even remember whether Sasuke wore glasses or not despite chasing him down and travelling with him, having sex with him (after much pestering from her side), and birthing Sarada at a hideout.
11) Did you know that Sasuke not only sends regular update reports to Naruto via his hawk, but he’s got a Mobile Phone with him, too?
Looks like in 12 years he never found the time or a recharge outlet to send a hawk or an SMS through a phone! His love is true!
12) Did you know that when Sasuke actually took the mission Sarada was 8 or 9?
This is the Hokage’s inauguration ceremony, and Sarada’s 8 or 9 here and has glasses.
When Sarada’s without her glasses, way back in the past, she’s never seen Sasuke:
Looks like Sasuke took the Kaguya mission when Sarada was 8 or 9, but he still never came home. Not even once, but he kept in contact with Naruto all this time through his hawk and cell-phone. And when the latter wasn’t available, he made sure he sent his messages through his hawk. So what was he doing all this time? Staying away from the love of his life, of course.
13) Did you know that Sasuke keeps blowing Sakura off when she demands a kiss after they’ve met after 12 years?
So he doesn’t kiss her. He doesn’t even hug her. He doesn’t send her messages. But he has time, according to the head-canon you Fans keep posting, to have steaming hot sex with her or something? As I said, “Papa-suke” or “I’m all over Sakura” Sasuke isn’t canon. He’s made-up. He only exists in fan fictions!
13) Did you know that when Sasuke met Sakura after 12 years, this was literally the first line he said?
14: And do we even want to get into the details of the novels? I don’t consider them canon (they were never included with the official timeline released with Boruto: The Movie, and Kishi never declared them canon, either), but holy mother of cows! Sakura sounds like a deranged psychopath in her novel! She’s comparing the breaking of an armor and remaining persistent in her attacks with Sasuke’s rejections and his exterior. Talk about being an obsessed wanker!
I can even go into detail how you people misinterpret that hug scene (the one in which Sasuke wakes up from a coma and has no clue where he is; but as soon as he does, he starts thinking about Itachi and Naruto and slaps Sakura’s apples away), or that “his foot trembled scene (that’s not what trembling looks like; they’re shaky lines)”, in an attempt to post “snap-shots” of things and throwing the context away or the whole damn Shippuden to make a point, but I won’t waste my time anymore.
What a healthy relationship where one needs to be chased down for sex, and the other one’s just obsessed. Any other fake stuff I talked about here? I can’t wait to hear it. But, seriously, you SS Fans should just quit it. No one even mildly sensible is convinced and no one even half-rational is buying into your flimsy and made-up justifications where one party’s forever disinterested in the other one. That is canon!
P.s: All the interview material, some scans too, is taken from rappingislife’s profile.
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