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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks484Please respect copyright.PENANA5w2vUqNoxe
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead484Please respect copyright.PENANAk24x83B1Dp
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air484Please respect copyright.PENANAantPAx525A
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.484Please respect copyright.PENANA560EoECMWe
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead484Please respect copyright.PENANAFLSFD54hme
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a484Please respect copyright.PENANAmTSaASWQC3
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old484Please respect copyright.PENANAgFTuqYhmiV
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,484Please respect copyright.PENANA2UQ9VFtD1q
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry484Please respect copyright.PENANA4TQHR4ualY
voice:
BETELGEUSE484Please respect copyright.PENANAPKe74ZSts0
Who are you? Are you bard? I just484Please respect copyright.PENANAUSbmuvfHnP
found my dead sex slaves, and now484Please respect copyright.PENANArM6bXiu4Ka
you're crawling up, disturbing my484Please respect copyright.PENANA6KNqtgmMUG
ritual.
BARD484Please respect copyright.PENANAzmKI1poyxW
And so you brought your flesh dildo484Please respect copyright.PENANAWbjUhvGTaj
too?
BETELGEUSE484Please respect copyright.PENANAdJRaNfmSyl
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD484Please respect copyright.PENANAUpqTZgebOg
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE484Please respect copyright.PENANAR5DsJkEXI0
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and484Please respect copyright.PENANAkdw9ezASXV
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE484Please respect copyright.PENANACCl1RvI42o
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna484Please respect copyright.PENANAXJ8BTnpInG
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the484Please respect copyright.PENANAo38MrDPZ5k
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.484Please respect copyright.PENANAYQhfNdvf3r
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard484Please respect copyright.PENANAIo1yVjUnP6
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The484Please respect copyright.PENANAVBzGra4Vcz
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON484Please respect copyright.PENANAW6uBsVk1yE
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE484Please respect copyright.PENANAdRWslpc5eF
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your484Please respect copyright.PENANAqYmBYbL8FK
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a484Please respect copyright.PENANAhUsvQc4guG
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping484Please respect copyright.PENANAhrLz3UmWk8
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up484Please respect copyright.PENANAIhdBySNNw7
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish484Please respect copyright.PENANA4IAQPgOh6r
their plans.
BETELGEUSE484Please respect copyright.PENANAW8kwXF1U07
(to Bard)484Please respect copyright.PENANALtUMk6MDMy
See what you did? You set me up.484Please respect copyright.PENANAkxUvHTeOsE
You didn't tell me that I'd have to484Please respect copyright.PENANAon9ucDfUhI
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd484Please respect copyright.PENANAYMiJKlchfu
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which484Please respect copyright.PENANAgZFEcXv5qs
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's484Please respect copyright.PENANAz91Lhf63ji
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears484Please respect copyright.PENANAF5u9TSV6eI
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.484Please respect copyright.PENANAXlII5hqLpP
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD484Please respect copyright.PENANAVe9A5c2lcF
(offscreen)484Please respect copyright.PENANApM56hQjN1F
You assholes. You can't catch a484Please respect copyright.PENANAjHqSAeMxM1
ghost.
BETELGEUSE484Please respect copyright.PENANAsF56iwusFv
You fuckers. You put me in a484Please respect copyright.PENANA0d9GyDddtB
vulnerable position when I was sure484Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2p2KRWK8t
the Batman would be here. Now484Please respect copyright.PENANAQGlDCryyTB
you're all gonna get what's coming484Please respect copyright.PENANAwtTNc6Z0Zn
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins484Please respect copyright.PENANAqWMGOcMuPq
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall484Please respect copyright.PENANAI5YpotWSof
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks484Please respect copyright.PENANA2MQSUqgrF7
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder484Please respect copyright.PENANAqwLsRoanfK
blades.
BATMAN484Please respect copyright.PENANA3bNk8mcCkO
(concious)484Please respect copyright.PENANAIQha5dbtPA
What are you gonna do to me? I484Please respect copyright.PENANALkfNffKXNR
think you've committed murder, so484Please respect copyright.PENANAIMOUPvAYF4
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the484Please respect copyright.PENANAMhi6TTkFVC
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his484Please respect copyright.PENANAamTHTwbjzy
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE484Please respect copyright.PENANAiCLjkrYDNG
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do484Please respect copyright.PENANANs5dIUK2Ld
this.
BETELGEUSE484Please respect copyright.PENANAHey9cwQpFk
I'm going to finish him!484Please respect copyright.PENANAaAldBE3LLu
Constantine, I'm going to finish484Please respect copyright.PENANAYAOeGnvvTf
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked484Please respect copyright.PENANAYs8SOmo0ZE
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER484Please respect copyright.PENANAR9gx3bKyNr
(holds up his arm in484Please respect copyright.PENANAjjHLfWJ4wH
protest)484Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4Wyyr4zSb
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He484Please respect copyright.PENANAlawUjS64Fk
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with484Please respect copyright.PENANAziWjIgpXL0
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's484Please respect copyright.PENANA66FNA4g8pt
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.484Please respect copyright.PENANA5oVf0uDsEh
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE484Please respect copyright.PENANA8lnunWS3T0
He was mine, and I stole him from484Please respect copyright.PENANAEAhk9RRVlo
you. He was my revenge. Now you484Please respect copyright.PENANApsGztqSf0f
will pay for your disobedience. He484Please respect copyright.PENANA1NWqwMC11h
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is484Please respect copyright.PENANAfkS0M1xJlN
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he484Please respect copyright.PENANAuugnOcD7BU
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then484Please respect copyright.PENANANRp2d5giSt
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN484Please respect copyright.PENANAql3FdurCD1
(awake)484Please respect copyright.PENANAL1kEGlQEgX
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his484Please respect copyright.PENANAavff5yOeEQ
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the484Please respect copyright.PENANAItQHHGO6M6
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is484Please respect copyright.PENANAVVELPfgfsh
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE484Please respect copyright.PENANAX1Bix3QEgN
You still have a chance. Let go of484Please respect copyright.PENANAgDGQdaLPNC
my hand. If you allow my hand to484Please respect copyright.PENANAmRWbdJxFSN
come off of you, you will end up484Please respect copyright.PENANA7Nde8g4cHs
just like your friend.484Please respect copyright.PENANAP0K1vfvExW
(tries to pry the hand off484Please respect copyright.PENANA8h6gsTSvPE
of his head)484Please respect copyright.PENANAAdqtK6oA9d
It can't be. No. No. He's still484Please respect copyright.PENANAvXJRHtnRsS
alive!484Please respect copyright.PENANATDlwSlciP4
(falls to his knees)484Please respect copyright.PENANAKVwgT6Rj69
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE484Please respect copyright.PENANAaQxvQd0pYo
(from a distance)484Please respect copyright.PENANAt2TZDWtTTb
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN484Please respect copyright.PENANAazhsfumuVa
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the484Please respect copyright.PENANA9r0ICD1EVi
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN484Please respect copyright.PENANAC3oM1mVt6O
(beat)484Please respect copyright.PENANA6rvscffVZo
I can't get it. I can't pull it484Please respect copyright.PENANAqkJzTe61tY
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into484Please respect copyright.PENANAGlu1a0iLHa
the forest.
BETELGEUSE484Please respect copyright.PENANA7XW7pf2rIP
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE484Please respect copyright.PENANAzaCah1Zmhx
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the484Please respect copyright.PENANAGYZFX3Litm
Batmobile.
BATMAN484Please respect copyright.PENANAhOI099j0Jm
(screams in pain)484Please respect copyright.PENANAFqglxYGqJC
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into484Please respect copyright.PENANAhse5XVQKzD
the forest.
BEATELAGE484Please respect copyright.PENANAP1DkQzXYDf
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE484Please respect copyright.PENANAj9tlXxxzRB
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN484Please respect copyright.PENANAuq6TQSftbv
(is so weak he can barely484Please respect copyright.PENANAI3JQ1HlCmG
stand)484Please respect copyright.PENANA6UfkWyxQqJ
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into484Please respect copyright.PENANAlepaGvwgvC
the forest.
BEATELAGE484Please respect copyright.PENANAF0iR325tyR
(passionate)484Please respect copyright.PENANAHpxZTu4NWO
Don't let them drag you off this484Please respect copyright.PENANAA9UjxFB5yu
beat.
BETELGEUSE 484Please respect copyright.PENANAQiM2CJ0YxN
(peers at the Batman)484Please respect copyright.PENANACWUUJNLOFA
Is that all? Do you really want to484Please respect copyright.PENANA3HCac8meDu
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 484Please respect copyright.PENANAgJt08iHsIC
(ashamed)484Please respect copyright.PENANAH4WSErW9Y6
Don't say it. Take a peek in the484Please respect copyright.PENANAe5gb2nNAhK
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,484Please respect copyright.PENANAIotKdDcbiD
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT484Please respect copyright.PENANAusBx5khbmT