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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks442Please respect copyright.PENANAqJ4z2ECnmC
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead442Please respect copyright.PENANAJckYA96XJL
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air442Please respect copyright.PENANAPtzppLXBq4
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.442Please respect copyright.PENANAG532S1Ol6N
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead442Please respect copyright.PENANAmcJXhJ7g0u
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a442Please respect copyright.PENANAiGVuE4O6RK
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old442Please respect copyright.PENANALqFSXLcdsX
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,442Please respect copyright.PENANAxreF3TP5Co
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry442Please respect copyright.PENANAWtRgQrokJI
voice:
BETELGEUSE442Please respect copyright.PENANA8by1y17noX
Who are you? Are you bard? I just442Please respect copyright.PENANA7T6QnK9brw
found my dead sex slaves, and now442Please respect copyright.PENANAV658JZjodi
you're crawling up, disturbing my442Please respect copyright.PENANASAGNtbXxF9
ritual.
BARD442Please respect copyright.PENANAf6Rdx7fZWs
And so you brought your flesh dildo442Please respect copyright.PENANA2O3pbtT8wu
too?
BETELGEUSE442Please respect copyright.PENANAsHeTK0LfN3
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD442Please respect copyright.PENANAS5Q6YAA73c
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE442Please respect copyright.PENANAYZzB83VHKZ
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and442Please respect copyright.PENANAXFMMdCLKVb
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE442Please respect copyright.PENANAlMI5F1WFnJ
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna442Please respect copyright.PENANARoPo3Ui9a2
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the442Please respect copyright.PENANABHh5WTiopa
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.442Please respect copyright.PENANAeseCMFieZH
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard442Please respect copyright.PENANAVvSkxAKebs
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The442Please respect copyright.PENANA8RPkaKuH56
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON442Please respect copyright.PENANARBVIWD9ku3
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE442Please respect copyright.PENANABHCykr6eYm
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your442Please respect copyright.PENANA47TxnYEoTE
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a442Please respect copyright.PENANAW4r28TyghN
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping442Please respect copyright.PENANAVLqRf0nAFI
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up442Please respect copyright.PENANAkvY4MkQ4Gt
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish442Please respect copyright.PENANADYsWS3ksfC
their plans.
BETELGEUSE442Please respect copyright.PENANAWEMZrNsklf
(to Bard)442Please respect copyright.PENANAxzV7Jl5rgd
See what you did? You set me up.442Please respect copyright.PENANARtsK9NkgPU
You didn't tell me that I'd have to442Please respect copyright.PENANAmmD50QbJGh
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd442Please respect copyright.PENANAx8SSkbYOD6
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which442Please respect copyright.PENANAhBNrBFEo13
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's442Please respect copyright.PENANAMpuE2etq2t
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears442Please respect copyright.PENANAXHyatMgoJT
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.442Please respect copyright.PENANAWTPe1jrne5
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD442Please respect copyright.PENANAofFSoyfSif
(offscreen)442Please respect copyright.PENANA7LimHrBeMk
You assholes. You can't catch a442Please respect copyright.PENANAN12VigPMUI
ghost.
BETELGEUSE442Please respect copyright.PENANAp6c8AnNaL1
You fuckers. You put me in a442Please respect copyright.PENANANZrhizdlTs
vulnerable position when I was sure442Please respect copyright.PENANAtL2Fa3TvHQ
the Batman would be here. Now442Please respect copyright.PENANATJh8QHRYlI
you're all gonna get what's coming442Please respect copyright.PENANAkayTppXQKa
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins442Please respect copyright.PENANAOcuSCnPati
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall442Please respect copyright.PENANATYN7UovqjK
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks442Please respect copyright.PENANA4xipD3XR86
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder442Please respect copyright.PENANAbYuLGUtsXI
blades.
BATMAN442Please respect copyright.PENANAFnzgnGZncY
(concious)442Please respect copyright.PENANAuOCulIQmWF
What are you gonna do to me? I442Please respect copyright.PENANALV3yRuX2KO
think you've committed murder, so442Please respect copyright.PENANAL8sMVz0XQM
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the442Please respect copyright.PENANA1VtaudKjtv
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his442Please respect copyright.PENANAXzEloSLwrN
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE442Please respect copyright.PENANAmRgT65iUry
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do442Please respect copyright.PENANASszYvaImcH
this.
BETELGEUSE442Please respect copyright.PENANAY7BxICyMPn
I'm going to finish him!442Please respect copyright.PENANAGjL2QYcMWL
Constantine, I'm going to finish442Please respect copyright.PENANANsGklLiLoP
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked442Please respect copyright.PENANAl0rR5MpprD
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER442Please respect copyright.PENANA8nlxc9lvsq
(holds up his arm in442Please respect copyright.PENANAplSsxUtlwT
protest)442Please respect copyright.PENANAzOTkrbXd90
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He442Please respect copyright.PENANAPcA5ggobc6
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with442Please respect copyright.PENANAfgbOPWYSP8
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's442Please respect copyright.PENANAGHjO0KjyiN
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.442Please respect copyright.PENANAILPxyIsN20
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE442Please respect copyright.PENANAPA1NEONrxv
He was mine, and I stole him from442Please respect copyright.PENANAxid6isC6Dz
you. He was my revenge. Now you442Please respect copyright.PENANACET4Bpkfsn
will pay for your disobedience. He442Please respect copyright.PENANAscXPoKvrME
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is442Please respect copyright.PENANAW8jR32A8hz
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he442Please respect copyright.PENANAy4mRfmrbEH
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then442Please respect copyright.PENANAB9oNbatOzV
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN442Please respect copyright.PENANAA4z8kdYA8l
(awake)442Please respect copyright.PENANAwP68eZG1gQ
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his442Please respect copyright.PENANAgDwSsvEP2c
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the442Please respect copyright.PENANA5mivRbz2GR
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is442Please respect copyright.PENANA3Aj0zFIwHx
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE442Please respect copyright.PENANAkChza3Z1rK
You still have a chance. Let go of442Please respect copyright.PENANAHCkxOk4s4S
my hand. If you allow my hand to442Please respect copyright.PENANAB6Xo9hb7FO
come off of you, you will end up442Please respect copyright.PENANA6eBRzHBPkg
just like your friend.442Please respect copyright.PENANAzY9o8cCRHl
(tries to pry the hand off442Please respect copyright.PENANAR4KLVs6F4n
of his head)442Please respect copyright.PENANAhPPmvqIxnq
It can't be. No. No. He's still442Please respect copyright.PENANAqnL8JYrMLc
alive!442Please respect copyright.PENANAoJrEgHutDS
(falls to his knees)442Please respect copyright.PENANA1juk04eeU8
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE442Please respect copyright.PENANA76GRy22bjL
(from a distance)442Please respect copyright.PENANAlI2X1az7T4
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN442Please respect copyright.PENANAdKH2Jnsrf2
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the442Please respect copyright.PENANAo9YhzSEKgt
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN442Please respect copyright.PENANAC60rje6Yq3
(beat)442Please respect copyright.PENANA6stxGdjLJE
I can't get it. I can't pull it442Please respect copyright.PENANAj4dFPLKjrd
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into442Please respect copyright.PENANAvGiNMUKLMW
the forest.
BETELGEUSE442Please respect copyright.PENANAuA3SszUNuS
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE442Please respect copyright.PENANAdBqNPLNQGx
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the442Please respect copyright.PENANA9hM0XgQp5v
Batmobile.
BATMAN442Please respect copyright.PENANABBi4Uh9dDh
(screams in pain)442Please respect copyright.PENANAG0oq4ND74s
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into442Please respect copyright.PENANAyukMCJT3fL
the forest.
BEATELAGE442Please respect copyright.PENANAc0Zosn9JDx
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE442Please respect copyright.PENANABU0zL42qtt
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN442Please respect copyright.PENANASWJGd9E6Za
(is so weak he can barely442Please respect copyright.PENANAsS6pHcIQIU
stand)442Please respect copyright.PENANALp9rf8jufH
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into442Please respect copyright.PENANAEbWU1cbGCd
the forest.
BEATELAGE442Please respect copyright.PENANAoGGCrBLw1V
(passionate)442Please respect copyright.PENANAqudVdLpM9f
Don't let them drag you off this442Please respect copyright.PENANA8LOQ8PdWSC
beat.
BETELGEUSE 442Please respect copyright.PENANABraR4tupLk
(peers at the Batman)442Please respect copyright.PENANA2D0S7KOs6v
Is that all? Do you really want to442Please respect copyright.PENANAKDYidBm8vo
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 442Please respect copyright.PENANA8Sgr7SRizt
(ashamed)442Please respect copyright.PENANAtiXl3q4I2m
Don't say it. Take a peek in the442Please respect copyright.PENANAfos8KHse6O
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,442Please respect copyright.PENANAuIhUe27s1k
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT442Please respect copyright.PENANA8blJE8vyOd