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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks466Please respect copyright.PENANAAB5RK9YwaR
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead466Please respect copyright.PENANAdqlPNuqe1J
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air466Please respect copyright.PENANA6FgPSbxkKZ
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.466Please respect copyright.PENANABPD6pWClT4
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead466Please respect copyright.PENANAyPGujBuitz
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a466Please respect copyright.PENANAkKkrsGCt0z
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old466Please respect copyright.PENANAVJ1qFVrasf
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,466Please respect copyright.PENANAZtr8lrfNX2
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry466Please respect copyright.PENANAHZG9vh9HcK
voice:
BETELGEUSE466Please respect copyright.PENANAn9mSUpUUlk
Who are you? Are you bard? I just466Please respect copyright.PENANAMterePqeLP
found my dead sex slaves, and now466Please respect copyright.PENANAMfE5QAVaiV
you're crawling up, disturbing my466Please respect copyright.PENANAWlA7RdhoHV
ritual.
BARD466Please respect copyright.PENANAIjNU6DowXZ
And so you brought your flesh dildo466Please respect copyright.PENANAhj7cSu34rJ
too?
BETELGEUSE466Please respect copyright.PENANA0AA6McJs9m
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD466Please respect copyright.PENANAJqNGaTIrPb
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE466Please respect copyright.PENANAHvu5JI07Zb
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and466Please respect copyright.PENANATmpKD9e6Av
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE466Please respect copyright.PENANALzVLmLYIBq
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna466Please respect copyright.PENANAgmcpmLaGnq
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the466Please respect copyright.PENANAXz3FvaTdrI
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.466Please respect copyright.PENANAbKWnRWX7sv
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard466Please respect copyright.PENANAFWtOnG2hfO
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The466Please respect copyright.PENANA3FotzdOJU4
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON466Please respect copyright.PENANAJFcr7FQvCu
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE466Please respect copyright.PENANAysWX1qEy7O
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your466Please respect copyright.PENANApY7I4EGsTX
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a466Please respect copyright.PENANAKdP7N4y64J
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping466Please respect copyright.PENANA6MjWp8B4MS
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up466Please respect copyright.PENANA5xJGSMK3zq
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish466Please respect copyright.PENANAPA8ZfJDvky
their plans.
BETELGEUSE466Please respect copyright.PENANA0dK1kgNPq6
(to Bard)466Please respect copyright.PENANA7HWjIwQslg
See what you did? You set me up.466Please respect copyright.PENANAU3AxvvJCjd
You didn't tell me that I'd have to466Please respect copyright.PENANAXdQOhLSIgE
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd466Please respect copyright.PENANAPqJYee5CoW
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which466Please respect copyright.PENANAejN3VmC5Bh
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's466Please respect copyright.PENANAmCxS5kLu3v
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears466Please respect copyright.PENANAjwqbnQ7TzY
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.466Please respect copyright.PENANAp3pZBLGNc0
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD466Please respect copyright.PENANAfjhYmVteUn
(offscreen)466Please respect copyright.PENANACTePk7JXDk
You assholes. You can't catch a466Please respect copyright.PENANAo4AkWFVuyg
ghost.
BETELGEUSE466Please respect copyright.PENANAiCXOqPDaT6
You fuckers. You put me in a466Please respect copyright.PENANAdQN9c0J0Z6
vulnerable position when I was sure466Please respect copyright.PENANAhnF2suga92
the Batman would be here. Now466Please respect copyright.PENANAz5nXCW9oIy
you're all gonna get what's coming466Please respect copyright.PENANAsLhfT8rwB2
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins466Please respect copyright.PENANAdsflBeyXx5
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall466Please respect copyright.PENANAfUsI7bzW6L
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks466Please respect copyright.PENANAMXxUECgCxB
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder466Please respect copyright.PENANAFFVvQnhpLP
blades.
BATMAN466Please respect copyright.PENANAATVfoqMRDG
(concious)466Please respect copyright.PENANAR0IDguiRFa
What are you gonna do to me? I466Please respect copyright.PENANA0QCkR7sm2u
think you've committed murder, so466Please respect copyright.PENANAFjqrl0RjTL
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the466Please respect copyright.PENANAySv3YHRrTl
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his466Please respect copyright.PENANAUIk165U45o
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE466Please respect copyright.PENANAm181gsApAN
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do466Please respect copyright.PENANAkvJiUNdd54
this.
BETELGEUSE466Please respect copyright.PENANAkry6M22M1H
I'm going to finish him!466Please respect copyright.PENANAzGEJtMixfs
Constantine, I'm going to finish466Please respect copyright.PENANAouBbjfFrqz
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked466Please respect copyright.PENANAjguwpDqguU
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER466Please respect copyright.PENANAoL56px99MX
(holds up his arm in466Please respect copyright.PENANAmc6OmZ5xXA
protest)466Please respect copyright.PENANA5FQPbVdsV6
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He466Please respect copyright.PENANAhaLu66VAFa
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with466Please respect copyright.PENANADmDyceqd7W
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's466Please respect copyright.PENANA3OoVJ2hwfg
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.466Please respect copyright.PENANAe96oGiU8Ab
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE466Please respect copyright.PENANA9ACk0ppWo2
He was mine, and I stole him from466Please respect copyright.PENANA5xkX5k6n46
you. He was my revenge. Now you466Please respect copyright.PENANAyu0BUAXgQs
will pay for your disobedience. He466Please respect copyright.PENANAd4jZjftsfV
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is466Please respect copyright.PENANA090wpRq3JI
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he466Please respect copyright.PENANAUy8Uvayxpc
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then466Please respect copyright.PENANAfQ912uwUrw
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN466Please respect copyright.PENANALkSuHLkpaO
(awake)466Please respect copyright.PENANAmt7wqVfdQj
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his466Please respect copyright.PENANAqQ5LGz1jF8
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the466Please respect copyright.PENANAdfq2oE1dxe
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is466Please respect copyright.PENANA9G14PQ3g4C
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE466Please respect copyright.PENANAnjKmbwHito
You still have a chance. Let go of466Please respect copyright.PENANAPK9OKx17MQ
my hand. If you allow my hand to466Please respect copyright.PENANAu5w3scy9yV
come off of you, you will end up466Please respect copyright.PENANA7OaYh3Job8
just like your friend.466Please respect copyright.PENANACtxr1qUMml
(tries to pry the hand off466Please respect copyright.PENANAvE9z82KFgU
of his head)466Please respect copyright.PENANAYZaiQIC6bD
It can't be. No. No. He's still466Please respect copyright.PENANATvbla04cBD
alive!466Please respect copyright.PENANALamQPBH6qL
(falls to his knees)466Please respect copyright.PENANAhvERKjfxQW
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE466Please respect copyright.PENANAZrBFQoOOc2
(from a distance)466Please respect copyright.PENANAe6JCUjpQDb
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN466Please respect copyright.PENANAvwUHTBIZwb
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the466Please respect copyright.PENANAJwESL951aB
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN466Please respect copyright.PENANApPNWzo3MVa
(beat)466Please respect copyright.PENANAZB0hciGxn8
I can't get it. I can't pull it466Please respect copyright.PENANAXeJiXEjRrX
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into466Please respect copyright.PENANAwVeOVOjvlZ
the forest.
BETELGEUSE466Please respect copyright.PENANA2ANrvE5V2i
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE466Please respect copyright.PENANAWV9F2riql8
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the466Please respect copyright.PENANAnh9fAB1p9a
Batmobile.
BATMAN466Please respect copyright.PENANAYBH1LsR2ng
(screams in pain)466Please respect copyright.PENANASSGb3zTbfd
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into466Please respect copyright.PENANAbe1GNDod9k
the forest.
BEATELAGE466Please respect copyright.PENANAU2G4ZgUUB9
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE466Please respect copyright.PENANAqAbLK4Nnme
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN466Please respect copyright.PENANAxxTLH2ewon
(is so weak he can barely466Please respect copyright.PENANA7eqSxiuXpR
stand)466Please respect copyright.PENANA4z7hdiEcAw
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into466Please respect copyright.PENANAhHcUkz0yBL
the forest.
BEATELAGE466Please respect copyright.PENANAm2rXb6G3nm
(passionate)466Please respect copyright.PENANAlceoLpHPFN
Don't let them drag you off this466Please respect copyright.PENANAijAePDy4AD
beat.
BETELGEUSE 466Please respect copyright.PENANAXF7V0Mk1yY
(peers at the Batman)466Please respect copyright.PENANAgPRy0Gopt4
Is that all? Do you really want to466Please respect copyright.PENANAyM9XgHYm1I
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 466Please respect copyright.PENANArzaRrQeYSp
(ashamed)466Please respect copyright.PENANAeUANeUqo7l
Don't say it. Take a peek in the466Please respect copyright.PENANAzpX5FLGBeC
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,466Please respect copyright.PENANAmffniBZuEe
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT466Please respect copyright.PENANAOwNdL6rWtz