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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks467Please respect copyright.PENANAUmTwOXAaIh
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead467Please respect copyright.PENANAuQ5DwNcTWH
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air467Please respect copyright.PENANAB2sk0u8hek
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.467Please respect copyright.PENANAABBXSt5fCn
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead467Please respect copyright.PENANACuaDBybv44
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a467Please respect copyright.PENANAzs4L4Qc5xp
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old467Please respect copyright.PENANAq4JVv3ePpY
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,467Please respect copyright.PENANAfwkAZtHUPZ
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry467Please respect copyright.PENANA1AbgIiM8A1
voice:
BETELGEUSE467Please respect copyright.PENANA2Wvk3seBF1
Who are you? Are you bard? I just467Please respect copyright.PENANAYc2Kv0Vpo0
found my dead sex slaves, and now467Please respect copyright.PENANAziJyL7kfyO
you're crawling up, disturbing my467Please respect copyright.PENANAJjTNBmScDQ
ritual.
BARD467Please respect copyright.PENANAWs1cJOTNRO
And so you brought your flesh dildo467Please respect copyright.PENANARNx1jXH4u7
too?
BETELGEUSE467Please respect copyright.PENANAgiC1w5vifx
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD467Please respect copyright.PENANA4DkJHgsfa6
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE467Please respect copyright.PENANAXsz7TyV6Ux
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and467Please respect copyright.PENANAQfzsSL1xHy
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE467Please respect copyright.PENANA3tEFeIdJ1U
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna467Please respect copyright.PENANAgxLQgadCib
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the467Please respect copyright.PENANAq9qAFRV5oi
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.467Please respect copyright.PENANAr7F8Zt5DTJ
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard467Please respect copyright.PENANAq8Qyza6sD2
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The467Please respect copyright.PENANAt487EgOR4E
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON467Please respect copyright.PENANAPogNp2OPi4
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE467Please respect copyright.PENANAQoxR9ZsE6o
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your467Please respect copyright.PENANAxf6x2sYn8j
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a467Please respect copyright.PENANADKR2F8nE71
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping467Please respect copyright.PENANA32LQbe2bGX
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up467Please respect copyright.PENANAS4ILuYrke8
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish467Please respect copyright.PENANAkEU23T5ifj
their plans.
BETELGEUSE467Please respect copyright.PENANAM3O5qfxE97
(to Bard)467Please respect copyright.PENANAKL9loIPt6h
See what you did? You set me up.467Please respect copyright.PENANA1TdAdfXVLA
You didn't tell me that I'd have to467Please respect copyright.PENANAUKXpmr7a3i
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd467Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5e6taX9n3
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which467Please respect copyright.PENANA8ahfmjkyKA
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's467Please respect copyright.PENANAyk0jiArNgJ
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears467Please respect copyright.PENANApLoS5Wmxuz
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.467Please respect copyright.PENANA3TzVka8esb
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD467Please respect copyright.PENANAoKXTKOk4vL
(offscreen)467Please respect copyright.PENANAdRh7KA4ySy
You assholes. You can't catch a467Please respect copyright.PENANAbEfO7BPEVS
ghost.
BETELGEUSE467Please respect copyright.PENANAShOlR5BGSX
You fuckers. You put me in a467Please respect copyright.PENANACHDw3RqqxU
vulnerable position when I was sure467Please respect copyright.PENANA96rDM9tYOK
the Batman would be here. Now467Please respect copyright.PENANAUpbETRQGda
you're all gonna get what's coming467Please respect copyright.PENANA2d3QtYNIFg
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins467Please respect copyright.PENANAJwmJwFUYZa
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall467Please respect copyright.PENANApf6rCRHeYD
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks467Please respect copyright.PENANAF7HzTRWG9I
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder467Please respect copyright.PENANAk5kVl92hb3
blades.
BATMAN467Please respect copyright.PENANAXslyJwHROt
(concious)467Please respect copyright.PENANAolcZNDOP7z
What are you gonna do to me? I467Please respect copyright.PENANAU0OvxgiBME
think you've committed murder, so467Please respect copyright.PENANAT3STFg9itC
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the467Please respect copyright.PENANACjmlmze0IP
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his467Please respect copyright.PENANAfk5adue45h
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE467Please respect copyright.PENANAE593FVreXT
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do467Please respect copyright.PENANAXRcO10IlIW
this.
BETELGEUSE467Please respect copyright.PENANAgitoqNeyYb
I'm going to finish him!467Please respect copyright.PENANAUiqfrp5Ctc
Constantine, I'm going to finish467Please respect copyright.PENANAXT5mmGXSaV
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked467Please respect copyright.PENANAS7rU5xnDGl
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER467Please respect copyright.PENANATK00Tg9pzU
(holds up his arm in467Please respect copyright.PENANAXbL40WJN4b
protest)467Please respect copyright.PENANAkgbWu2Cia5
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He467Please respect copyright.PENANAuIsRfWNTHH
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with467Please respect copyright.PENANAJCgLYzzjlP
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's467Please respect copyright.PENANAUvjfa7j4G3
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.467Please respect copyright.PENANA57M4tewDF9
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE467Please respect copyright.PENANAssZC0Bg3Z7
He was mine, and I stole him from467Please respect copyright.PENANAyzuEASSJe3
you. He was my revenge. Now you467Please respect copyright.PENANAQyQdpTc70n
will pay for your disobedience. He467Please respect copyright.PENANAPZNGql0hxn
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is467Please respect copyright.PENANAlnswe5pnTQ
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he467Please respect copyright.PENANA5eKG0E0ROw
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then467Please respect copyright.PENANAw2RF4dEMcn
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN467Please respect copyright.PENANAvXarFclmm3
(awake)467Please respect copyright.PENANAYfot9KA7cI
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his467Please respect copyright.PENANAwTt7DtgzAJ
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the467Please respect copyright.PENANApomOG0zEAv
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is467Please respect copyright.PENANAk9bqhNKdqA
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE467Please respect copyright.PENANAbSc2nnAlAZ
You still have a chance. Let go of467Please respect copyright.PENANA2mxTlZRSkT
my hand. If you allow my hand to467Please respect copyright.PENANA9g7XmvN4aI
come off of you, you will end up467Please respect copyright.PENANAU5oIjFDFEL
just like your friend.467Please respect copyright.PENANABo0Kgh3ZvF
(tries to pry the hand off467Please respect copyright.PENANAzkAevbgbbP
of his head)467Please respect copyright.PENANASOzre7tdZw
It can't be. No. No. He's still467Please respect copyright.PENANAXLBbCtSJ3Y
alive!467Please respect copyright.PENANAt7xRLKBr7v
(falls to his knees)467Please respect copyright.PENANAJEUZd1UX6m
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE467Please respect copyright.PENANA5ni4654iqF
(from a distance)467Please respect copyright.PENANASJOQJTKavg
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN467Please respect copyright.PENANAiL5LDaORsY
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the467Please respect copyright.PENANAdu88XVpkbL
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN467Please respect copyright.PENANAdxdKA4dsnd
(beat)467Please respect copyright.PENANAdfiGUrCE5H
I can't get it. I can't pull it467Please respect copyright.PENANAe7NduY1YyC
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into467Please respect copyright.PENANA3IgGyXzjJ8
the forest.
BETELGEUSE467Please respect copyright.PENANA97lCErPw7G
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE467Please respect copyright.PENANAqfojQ5iLl0
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the467Please respect copyright.PENANAGH5XXqMvU9
Batmobile.
BATMAN467Please respect copyright.PENANA2gJlWBxWxU
(screams in pain)467Please respect copyright.PENANAf49DRnvFuo
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into467Please respect copyright.PENANArxdr6U5ESs
the forest.
BEATELAGE467Please respect copyright.PENANAXiB8RKTPvq
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE467Please respect copyright.PENANA4x7fWXa2mf
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN467Please respect copyright.PENANAZfWprPcKar
(is so weak he can barely467Please respect copyright.PENANAVwwPulkAJX
stand)467Please respect copyright.PENANAwfX9dCtddi
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into467Please respect copyright.PENANAUAipFMyS80
the forest.
BEATELAGE467Please respect copyright.PENANAeZdx6LoS5M
(passionate)467Please respect copyright.PENANAHsZhZX7r7T
Don't let them drag you off this467Please respect copyright.PENANArBl4fq1ItB
beat.
BETELGEUSE 467Please respect copyright.PENANARe0J3jL1zV
(peers at the Batman)467Please respect copyright.PENANANcuKuDAL4e
Is that all? Do you really want to467Please respect copyright.PENANADH0wUInJdi
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 467Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ0KyNr2RC
(ashamed)467Please respect copyright.PENANAgv0yfzAteM
Don't say it. Take a peek in the467Please respect copyright.PENANAwynhAU7cfn
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,467Please respect copyright.PENANAD1bSy2bT0k
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT467Please respect copyright.PENANAOgNkoQSGTn