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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks683Please respect copyright.PENANAzt5o0eDTXY
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead683Please respect copyright.PENANAtq0IvpqbCs
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air683Please respect copyright.PENANAPOtRR7Sggo
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.683Please respect copyright.PENANA2YpGQm2kTi
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead683Please respect copyright.PENANA6dD4R3AyyE
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a683Please respect copyright.PENANABHeTY7oGIr
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old683Please respect copyright.PENANADpTJWNX0w9
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,683Please respect copyright.PENANAtIy8zTZDJq
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry683Please respect copyright.PENANAi9KaOdmuA6
voice:
BETELGEUSE683Please respect copyright.PENANAw7vHtuqmOA
Who are you? Are you bard? I just683Please respect copyright.PENANAJQ3NFnKC6j
found my dead sex slaves, and now683Please respect copyright.PENANATBFYDoKvK0
you're crawling up, disturbing my683Please respect copyright.PENANA0G0Miqp26X
ritual.
BARD683Please respect copyright.PENANAD7FNTReOG8
And so you brought your flesh dildo683Please respect copyright.PENANARFrFroGd6J
too?
BETELGEUSE683Please respect copyright.PENANAy0aSM3S0Jw
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD683Please respect copyright.PENANAQdFVQjzYvT
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE683Please respect copyright.PENANAztZ3xmqfmz
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and683Please respect copyright.PENANAGbNuRwYrlL
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE683Please respect copyright.PENANAyeF3Z9JvW0
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna683Please respect copyright.PENANAj9qRrfEaVt
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the683Please respect copyright.PENANA1JrB9GE2we
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.683Please respect copyright.PENANAGEOWQ3oSgk
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard683Please respect copyright.PENANA4JatRVQidc
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The683Please respect copyright.PENANAwosDhX7pyF
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON683Please respect copyright.PENANAAbvvHJRgsG
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE683Please respect copyright.PENANAgSWMl9cqPT
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your683Please respect copyright.PENANAZmsLASeqIW
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a683Please respect copyright.PENANAyW5muWg7If
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping683Please respect copyright.PENANAc6xbDwpSdK
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up683Please respect copyright.PENANAIC3C67wZAX
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish683Please respect copyright.PENANAcXRVBnnsrT
their plans.
BETELGEUSE683Please respect copyright.PENANAHuweHXXncP
(to Bard)683Please respect copyright.PENANABQvWXxfhTc
See what you did? You set me up.683Please respect copyright.PENANARv22wfZewK
You didn't tell me that I'd have to683Please respect copyright.PENANA3dOfjzn09p
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd683Please respect copyright.PENANACUnK6Uo0Q1
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which683Please respect copyright.PENANANpAyNUopty
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's683Please respect copyright.PENANAnb4dPhmXAT
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears683Please respect copyright.PENANAhf1HChPXsi
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.683Please respect copyright.PENANAUjhWW1uvyQ
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD683Please respect copyright.PENANANJYWHmm4Rs
(offscreen)683Please respect copyright.PENANAzub4u5zwYY
You assholes. You can't catch a683Please respect copyright.PENANAOQm6bthMAq
ghost.
BETELGEUSE683Please respect copyright.PENANApu1vSLfylp
You fuckers. You put me in a683Please respect copyright.PENANAH5Sv3XG3MF
vulnerable position when I was sure683Please respect copyright.PENANAZgOoc0rOiW
the Batman would be here. Now683Please respect copyright.PENANAQTCZNUF5v0
you're all gonna get what's coming683Please respect copyright.PENANAZXQC9vIPVG
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins683Please respect copyright.PENANAIjz790ENdf
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall683Please respect copyright.PENANAjRbcXXFDlB
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks683Please respect copyright.PENANAcwGKRtFknr
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder683Please respect copyright.PENANA5XOXTnAE3G
blades.
BATMAN683Please respect copyright.PENANATXtAK4wyte
(concious)683Please respect copyright.PENANATR93tjq5GB
What are you gonna do to me? I683Please respect copyright.PENANAAKn8R7OiZQ
think you've committed murder, so683Please respect copyright.PENANAoN5WknndsP
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the683Please respect copyright.PENANApRiP8fWRsc
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his683Please respect copyright.PENANAFhxX5yKAhY
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE683Please respect copyright.PENANA0uPL27UBn7
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do683Please respect copyright.PENANAUk1cEcmkA4
this.
BETELGEUSE683Please respect copyright.PENANAQudiX46SPc
I'm going to finish him!683Please respect copyright.PENANAJXucqVTWs1
Constantine, I'm going to finish683Please respect copyright.PENANA4nPD5eevLy
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked683Please respect copyright.PENANA5H8HZOfmVP
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER683Please respect copyright.PENANAYrsud7Gtn8
(holds up his arm in683Please respect copyright.PENANA83NTqUWkK3
protest)683Please respect copyright.PENANAePAnR0gotn
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He683Please respect copyright.PENANAMGfTueIqds
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with683Please respect copyright.PENANAW1cFOPBnv3
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's683Please respect copyright.PENANArwKxmegpxg
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.683Please respect copyright.PENANAqr5kOKO1Ka
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE683Please respect copyright.PENANA48VVKADqme
He was mine, and I stole him from683Please respect copyright.PENANAIpjJSZZHba
you. He was my revenge. Now you683Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3uKRZYzeM
will pay for your disobedience. He683Please respect copyright.PENANAGYwwUUQEgg
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is683Please respect copyright.PENANA1ErTPL2XxN
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he683Please respect copyright.PENANAhY8tVUMQ9X
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then683Please respect copyright.PENANAg4FROdJAZi
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN683Please respect copyright.PENANAonmLN9BYdR
(awake)683Please respect copyright.PENANA68VjH78D8o
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his683Please respect copyright.PENANAYoS9P24Cnt
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the683Please respect copyright.PENANAXvetJCZYUw
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is683Please respect copyright.PENANAndorcK0kD2
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE683Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ba30DkO6h
You still have a chance. Let go of683Please respect copyright.PENANAOJ4Ww1AxnQ
my hand. If you allow my hand to683Please respect copyright.PENANAHKj2fYH2KF
come off of you, you will end up683Please respect copyright.PENANAhzBERraCBh
just like your friend.683Please respect copyright.PENANAjPg9V0sxyr
(tries to pry the hand off683Please respect copyright.PENANARASq9RVJBx
of his head)683Please respect copyright.PENANApBFFxmyuA2
It can't be. No. No. He's still683Please respect copyright.PENANA1LQydxdbTi
alive!683Please respect copyright.PENANAcixGeZdKvi
(falls to his knees)683Please respect copyright.PENANA4gqSnKKmUc
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE683Please respect copyright.PENANASPgNfjnS1b
(from a distance)683Please respect copyright.PENANAubenhp9PMk
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN683Please respect copyright.PENANAsrKaznaUSI
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the683Please respect copyright.PENANAvRuvtqpZM0
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN683Please respect copyright.PENANA1Rw27J0tvA
(beat)683Please respect copyright.PENANAIAy6uOJPN4
I can't get it. I can't pull it683Please respect copyright.PENANAxiJLOdatBP
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into683Please respect copyright.PENANARCKBQtQsm0
the forest.
BETELGEUSE683Please respect copyright.PENANAyCPOdreQXe
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE683Please respect copyright.PENANAqXVlnSLhRJ
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the683Please respect copyright.PENANAm7djWaHYKU
Batmobile.
BATMAN683Please respect copyright.PENANAsnpaWTAZvn
(screams in pain)683Please respect copyright.PENANAfWnZdTPvZh
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into683Please respect copyright.PENANAo7zmnSLsLS
the forest.
BEATELAGE683Please respect copyright.PENANAJZn6nQYzhW
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE683Please respect copyright.PENANAtMRbcgtK81
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN683Please respect copyright.PENANAItLYD2Phq4
(is so weak he can barely683Please respect copyright.PENANAIEh0sGqtAe
stand)683Please respect copyright.PENANA48tram5bYL
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into683Please respect copyright.PENANAgOGrjiU7G8
the forest.
BEATELAGE683Please respect copyright.PENANA3pLA3b0VPl
(passionate)683Please respect copyright.PENANA61iz4UyaAr
Don't let them drag you off this683Please respect copyright.PENANAMpEGr5Zjmq
beat.
BETELGEUSE 683Please respect copyright.PENANApKFU0cyVpU
(peers at the Batman)683Please respect copyright.PENANAZLwH9yY3F2
Is that all? Do you really want to683Please respect copyright.PENANA1OIZCWAAgv
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 683Please respect copyright.PENANAJUfxCqGb2X
(ashamed)683Please respect copyright.PENANAWkrt1ZqQMx
Don't say it. Take a peek in the683Please respect copyright.PENANAhtYfd2FMdQ
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,683Please respect copyright.PENANAB1kHQxdybr
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT683Please respect copyright.PENANAz0fB8Z7Lps