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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks680Please respect copyright.PENANALvi0FISiCp
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead680Please respect copyright.PENANABBYopYwQMl
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air680Please respect copyright.PENANArXmsYcdt4A
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.680Please respect copyright.PENANAgF0lmmWRDS
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead680Please respect copyright.PENANAWy56ICCNqA
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a680Please respect copyright.PENANAFpmga8zpjH
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old680Please respect copyright.PENANAqDzQAnuxYm
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,680Please respect copyright.PENANAomFFc8W2nS
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry680Please respect copyright.PENANAPyC7a3qzot
voice:
BETELGEUSE680Please respect copyright.PENANAtAGgKynZFI
Who are you? Are you bard? I just680Please respect copyright.PENANAnNA7tdvrHF
found my dead sex slaves, and now680Please respect copyright.PENANAWSXd1Bw97I
you're crawling up, disturbing my680Please respect copyright.PENANAFe3SmCZqNJ
ritual.
BARD680Please respect copyright.PENANAKGkSqqdzBu
And so you brought your flesh dildo680Please respect copyright.PENANA2wDMphaKBn
too?
BETELGEUSE680Please respect copyright.PENANACrlGP4yviu
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD680Please respect copyright.PENANA8EtmuCxmWo
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE680Please respect copyright.PENANAwZ8iXR59fC
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and680Please respect copyright.PENANAnEdVx89Qfi
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE680Please respect copyright.PENANAF93b0AzpP5
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna680Please respect copyright.PENANApSCfuyKuyq
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the680Please respect copyright.PENANA0bz9qeuK4j
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.680Please respect copyright.PENANAHCiQlW8vaH
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard680Please respect copyright.PENANA6NPFOBhPZi
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The680Please respect copyright.PENANALdxp4u4XnU
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON680Please respect copyright.PENANAwm4YYn6luA
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE680Please respect copyright.PENANA5bm7GQG4IG
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your680Please respect copyright.PENANAXwbAhzRitT
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a680Please respect copyright.PENANAxR5Z8o5ZM8
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping680Please respect copyright.PENANAxwbs8mSxLV
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up680Please respect copyright.PENANAZXYUa3afsN
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish680Please respect copyright.PENANAbIcw8Qpjx4
their plans.
BETELGEUSE680Please respect copyright.PENANAGChIPTfm7S
(to Bard)680Please respect copyright.PENANAMWfqqsiXby
See what you did? You set me up.680Please respect copyright.PENANApn8xiDoTbw
You didn't tell me that I'd have to680Please respect copyright.PENANAD27yc05lug
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd680Please respect copyright.PENANALfHaV7pGyv
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which680Please respect copyright.PENANAvMQkcVhcVI
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's680Please respect copyright.PENANAgjDAj6msoD
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears680Please respect copyright.PENANAmkoztUoBc8
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.680Please respect copyright.PENANAqbXEEeJPSM
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD680Please respect copyright.PENANANJFQiKnQ2f
(offscreen)680Please respect copyright.PENANAKWVtE7J8lg
You assholes. You can't catch a680Please respect copyright.PENANA4zD66HZSFF
ghost.
BETELGEUSE680Please respect copyright.PENANAj6H6B5oJtV
You fuckers. You put me in a680Please respect copyright.PENANAurqSpMUtEf
vulnerable position when I was sure680Please respect copyright.PENANAur1cr6okGQ
the Batman would be here. Now680Please respect copyright.PENANAaLpW3S8YBs
you're all gonna get what's coming680Please respect copyright.PENANAqXBCUkPvy7
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins680Please respect copyright.PENANAGSxR3A2miv
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall680Please respect copyright.PENANAkHEwGVKGcT
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks680Please respect copyright.PENANAh6CD8XAZyA
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder680Please respect copyright.PENANAnSzKay6t3h
blades.
BATMAN680Please respect copyright.PENANALJ9gI2e14q
(concious)680Please respect copyright.PENANA9owl7NSr9g
What are you gonna do to me? I680Please respect copyright.PENANA0y7TBnFciT
think you've committed murder, so680Please respect copyright.PENANA8AY7d1rlY5
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the680Please respect copyright.PENANAxOMBabn5M3
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his680Please respect copyright.PENANATNdV4LBNA1
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE680Please respect copyright.PENANAY2Vq7HlfZm
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do680Please respect copyright.PENANAqZ0reE4OVb
this.
BETELGEUSE680Please respect copyright.PENANAnfnG6hTpej
I'm going to finish him!680Please respect copyright.PENANACAwr4I2e15
Constantine, I'm going to finish680Please respect copyright.PENANA9QbR4gLPLh
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked680Please respect copyright.PENANAT1AVRGW2Im
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER680Please respect copyright.PENANAUGlwms3TEW
(holds up his arm in680Please respect copyright.PENANAPYwBSytw0M
protest)680Please respect copyright.PENANA42yGXoVXFb
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He680Please respect copyright.PENANADvAD5FoWS0
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with680Please respect copyright.PENANAxOtXPeDnlX
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's680Please respect copyright.PENANAwbL2gTvlth
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.680Please respect copyright.PENANAK8ECaEBFNz
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE680Please respect copyright.PENANAc5ptls1sA8
He was mine, and I stole him from680Please respect copyright.PENANABnR62M3x6y
you. He was my revenge. Now you680Please respect copyright.PENANAFcmu1fXogm
will pay for your disobedience. He680Please respect copyright.PENANABhXhlfpn7Q
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is680Please respect copyright.PENANA7bQfPmmgsh
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he680Please respect copyright.PENANAlUiSo4GUls
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then680Please respect copyright.PENANAoNjGBV1toT
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN680Please respect copyright.PENANAQxLh1dPMsA
(awake)680Please respect copyright.PENANAdHlqGo8NEE
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his680Please respect copyright.PENANAMptEQUC4Oc
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the680Please respect copyright.PENANANm5CkHOYyw
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is680Please respect copyright.PENANAh6CJd9ifm7
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE680Please respect copyright.PENANAmxpD9GEMZA
You still have a chance. Let go of680Please respect copyright.PENANAzRvLdW5W9R
my hand. If you allow my hand to680Please respect copyright.PENANAx2q2GJf0U8
come off of you, you will end up680Please respect copyright.PENANAw4kRUEsb3d
just like your friend.680Please respect copyright.PENANAbykao3NMjv
(tries to pry the hand off680Please respect copyright.PENANAPLBbgKXOx4
of his head)680Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZL1Oo5kHV
It can't be. No. No. He's still680Please respect copyright.PENANAsru66HUJKM
alive!680Please respect copyright.PENANAE9iZBWAeUV
(falls to his knees)680Please respect copyright.PENANAN2R60c9S1S
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE680Please respect copyright.PENANAodTpcYuAcs
(from a distance)680Please respect copyright.PENANAU0PPtDwM1N
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN680Please respect copyright.PENANAFIAZ5Fh2DN
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the680Please respect copyright.PENANABXytjwSTJB
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN680Please respect copyright.PENANAoFZr5kDvgl
(beat)680Please respect copyright.PENANAObxuRLxZa1
I can't get it. I can't pull it680Please respect copyright.PENANAnKPBLjn8KB
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into680Please respect copyright.PENANArubAFNyVux
the forest.
BETELGEUSE680Please respect copyright.PENANAEvOgk2UH31
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE680Please respect copyright.PENANAJRf93Vniun
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the680Please respect copyright.PENANA0pG9iyFi2Z
Batmobile.
BATMAN680Please respect copyright.PENANAlKzNAJ5Lqm
(screams in pain)680Please respect copyright.PENANAa7Cggr1RTH
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into680Please respect copyright.PENANAvrCh7vCjnt
the forest.
BEATELAGE680Please respect copyright.PENANAmtx5APTuWY
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE680Please respect copyright.PENANAFbm5l9N41O
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN680Please respect copyright.PENANAzw9w6Ai5z1
(is so weak he can barely680Please respect copyright.PENANA9tzAMohhOq
stand)680Please respect copyright.PENANAMcwwrn9bNK
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into680Please respect copyright.PENANAQejXehcW86
the forest.
BEATELAGE680Please respect copyright.PENANALGkgwL1ZI0
(passionate)680Please respect copyright.PENANA1AlAGYOErC
Don't let them drag you off this680Please respect copyright.PENANAHFrgkIzefy
beat.
BETELGEUSE 680Please respect copyright.PENANAFw9nIrU2IW
(peers at the Batman)680Please respect copyright.PENANAJLL0q3q4G2
Is that all? Do you really want to680Please respect copyright.PENANAvJZpKxDsWB
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 680Please respect copyright.PENANAU4lomtgOTC
(ashamed)680Please respect copyright.PENANAGBwBlhfRe7
Don't say it. Take a peek in the680Please respect copyright.PENANA3V9CL3XFMN
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,680Please respect copyright.PENANArbKJ1zGC9o
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT680Please respect copyright.PENANAdynDYy2yqL