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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks862Please respect copyright.PENANApgALgyBhTh
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead862Please respect copyright.PENANAZfkUq1JcQS
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air862Please respect copyright.PENANAeRJAFte9S4
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.862Please respect copyright.PENANAIVNimM9drt
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead862Please respect copyright.PENANAfJL2Vvzy9D
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a862Please respect copyright.PENANAMywURc3D58
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old862Please respect copyright.PENANAxeJ7DnWduo
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,862Please respect copyright.PENANAHNPd2k0eeQ
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry862Please respect copyright.PENANAvqlOgBmKVe
voice:
BETELGEUSE862Please respect copyright.PENANAp4a7j2uC5d
Who are you? Are you bard? I just862Please respect copyright.PENANAiM9mrzUfHD
found my dead sex slaves, and now862Please respect copyright.PENANAaizaczC5uZ
you're crawling up, disturbing my862Please respect copyright.PENANA4mSOloM2L2
ritual.
BARD862Please respect copyright.PENANAc1vewz20bT
And so you brought your flesh dildo862Please respect copyright.PENANAcVGqZnJxsp
too?
BETELGEUSE862Please respect copyright.PENANAKOyhzeUDxZ
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD862Please respect copyright.PENANATyV5pAbzGB
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE862Please respect copyright.PENANAUC3SrEd5Ux
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and862Please respect copyright.PENANAcAQZZtTAfq
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE862Please respect copyright.PENANAvYyvY87rn3
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna862Please respect copyright.PENANAH01F4EZeAq
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the862Please respect copyright.PENANAP0fBbxoYfi
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.862Please respect copyright.PENANAJuXooAKQsf
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard862Please respect copyright.PENANAG1rymWhWB3
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The862Please respect copyright.PENANA27inPzZb3A
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON862Please respect copyright.PENANAdiLgBSRvxY
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE862Please respect copyright.PENANAiyS9JZls6V
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your862Please respect copyright.PENANAwnq7rqNKwS
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a862Please respect copyright.PENANAwZyhMwZTED
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping862Please respect copyright.PENANAJDqhrZ0v2J
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up862Please respect copyright.PENANAfROEY6VTnH
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish862Please respect copyright.PENANAZlyWZmVvZi
their plans.
BETELGEUSE862Please respect copyright.PENANApjgsFcWVR3
(to Bard)862Please respect copyright.PENANAmfIbBJM4v9
See what you did? You set me up.862Please respect copyright.PENANAtwGSK4wssY
You didn't tell me that I'd have to862Please respect copyright.PENANAh2WRkEYjsF
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd862Please respect copyright.PENANAY3etIPWf0J
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which862Please respect copyright.PENANAYdTuyL4wZb
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's862Please respect copyright.PENANAA068zzN0On
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears862Please respect copyright.PENANAKXNiFzShO0
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.862Please respect copyright.PENANAN0nYa9IzgK
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD862Please respect copyright.PENANAu2Oz0CYDbQ
(offscreen)862Please respect copyright.PENANAbCXz1l5AN9
You assholes. You can't catch a862Please respect copyright.PENANAa4lsFBV2E7
ghost.
BETELGEUSE862Please respect copyright.PENANAIqsupSTPMI
You fuckers. You put me in a862Please respect copyright.PENANAwEDA8SUyQ4
vulnerable position when I was sure862Please respect copyright.PENANAkKY1Gg1Fyc
the Batman would be here. Now862Please respect copyright.PENANA7i8Bp727V0
you're all gonna get what's coming862Please respect copyright.PENANA6tftmbn6mR
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins862Please respect copyright.PENANAS12SfhohXS
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall862Please respect copyright.PENANASYAdCufcHv
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks862Please respect copyright.PENANATkfvYDVwgm
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder862Please respect copyright.PENANAiHgjJGZFcd
blades.
BATMAN862Please respect copyright.PENANAD7UfpOo278
(concious)862Please respect copyright.PENANAohvJNrxerO
What are you gonna do to me? I862Please respect copyright.PENANAuc8xs9NuPG
think you've committed murder, so862Please respect copyright.PENANAAXk4mqq8uk
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the862Please respect copyright.PENANAQKNHvcYC6K
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his862Please respect copyright.PENANAHD0ly9fqUQ
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE862Please respect copyright.PENANAHQMBEIFJXl
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do862Please respect copyright.PENANAuuKYKk1YFY
this.
BETELGEUSE862Please respect copyright.PENANAQwMVy1AAN2
I'm going to finish him!862Please respect copyright.PENANAuq1kqN95YE
Constantine, I'm going to finish862Please respect copyright.PENANAxv7I6y1lH9
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked862Please respect copyright.PENANA8IOwQ3GRra
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER862Please respect copyright.PENANAiLsL7XmFTO
(holds up his arm in862Please respect copyright.PENANAaif7D9wuij
protest)862Please respect copyright.PENANAQXnw0YtJiX
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He862Please respect copyright.PENANAYyaXl6hndC
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with862Please respect copyright.PENANAkqcw7bp93P
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's862Please respect copyright.PENANAdx79PymF0u
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.862Please respect copyright.PENANA9WYFJYdqM6
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE862Please respect copyright.PENANAdMLBlxRMDM
He was mine, and I stole him from862Please respect copyright.PENANAAJEdfLluXc
you. He was my revenge. Now you862Please respect copyright.PENANATEqPvMwhOD
will pay for your disobedience. He862Please respect copyright.PENANAP4mPWBMTrR
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is862Please respect copyright.PENANAR7l7zUOzjh
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he862Please respect copyright.PENANA9i3XMEkZcQ
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then862Please respect copyright.PENANAuiCZiJe9HG
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN862Please respect copyright.PENANA9thLEL7UpS
(awake)862Please respect copyright.PENANAjVg89G9TMj
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his862Please respect copyright.PENANA74rj4kzUxq
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the862Please respect copyright.PENANAtcyE9QuUxQ
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is862Please respect copyright.PENANAcjBLHBm9Zg
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE862Please respect copyright.PENANATosyrgxsgE
You still have a chance. Let go of862Please respect copyright.PENANAk9N2vvRUml
my hand. If you allow my hand to862Please respect copyright.PENANAqbJLpxXwCy
come off of you, you will end up862Please respect copyright.PENANAcxMofTVw1p
just like your friend.862Please respect copyright.PENANAB9DaZB5DRP
(tries to pry the hand off862Please respect copyright.PENANAx5uWpopWhK
of his head)862Please respect copyright.PENANApjSGqYyYQr
It can't be. No. No. He's still862Please respect copyright.PENANAElQkzYcO3X
alive!862Please respect copyright.PENANAeezSsTPG3M
(falls to his knees)862Please respect copyright.PENANABOEbALC3bh
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE862Please respect copyright.PENANABjUYKel7Ee
(from a distance)862Please respect copyright.PENANATSpMvCybDm
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN862Please respect copyright.PENANAQOExtFZ28u
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the862Please respect copyright.PENANAtA3mKMZUz8
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN862Please respect copyright.PENANAv7GIZl3Hme
(beat)862Please respect copyright.PENANALtXpNDkY6K
I can't get it. I can't pull it862Please respect copyright.PENANACcNkmcNM2O
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into862Please respect copyright.PENANAbTG5H68YJH
the forest.
BETELGEUSE862Please respect copyright.PENANAXzjemeLq60
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE862Please respect copyright.PENANAlDu6sc83H5
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the862Please respect copyright.PENANAnP0uiSGE9p
Batmobile.
BATMAN862Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2uu7Qp2KR
(screams in pain)862Please respect copyright.PENANAcge6uBZaAY
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into862Please respect copyright.PENANA83TWMCAra8
the forest.
BEATELAGE862Please respect copyright.PENANAXxCAWl1AgX
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE862Please respect copyright.PENANAjdsss4IaPq
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN862Please respect copyright.PENANANMBQohhwmO
(is so weak he can barely862Please respect copyright.PENANAItzH7nLbKv
stand)862Please respect copyright.PENANAG6tppeYZtu
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into862Please respect copyright.PENANAeNIvlpVP1y
the forest.
BEATELAGE862Please respect copyright.PENANA9o2iwKFOBL
(passionate)862Please respect copyright.PENANAm4yx66AkMS
Don't let them drag you off this862Please respect copyright.PENANAevEqlOk1Cx
beat.
BETELGEUSE 862Please respect copyright.PENANAxunLdVjOSD
(peers at the Batman)862Please respect copyright.PENANA7GV2hZiL2m
Is that all? Do you really want to862Please respect copyright.PENANAUhANlJls2g
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 862Please respect copyright.PENANACLOBacWTrQ
(ashamed)862Please respect copyright.PENANAaigFM0SPDP
Don't say it. Take a peek in the862Please respect copyright.PENANAsgK9wOenkO
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,862Please respect copyright.PENANAytLfPyM259
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT862Please respect copyright.PENANAUNotKKylUx


