861Please respect copyright.PENANAdcTE8enc1G
FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks861Please respect copyright.PENANAXzzRZXSIx9
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead861Please respect copyright.PENANASbVYrOHVTR
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air861Please respect copyright.PENANAg9g1rQtShT
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.861Please respect copyright.PENANAHBmLNP2sSo
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead861Please respect copyright.PENANAXqVRTTz3s7
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a861Please respect copyright.PENANAlw8RQ66dKo
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old861Please respect copyright.PENANAjwRqbUCewE
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,861Please respect copyright.PENANAB915bmtGeH
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry861Please respect copyright.PENANAJPplYSIGes
voice:
BETELGEUSE861Please respect copyright.PENANAVfqG8jSOlt
Who are you? Are you bard? I just861Please respect copyright.PENANA2ng9ZPyNPs
found my dead sex slaves, and now861Please respect copyright.PENANAmA6Uh17tp2
you're crawling up, disturbing my861Please respect copyright.PENANAmWE7IPjZqA
ritual.
BARD861Please respect copyright.PENANAPJn10ji6x0
And so you brought your flesh dildo861Please respect copyright.PENANAT2iQK1Xbmg
too?
BETELGEUSE861Please respect copyright.PENANA3UgGHBsgcP
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD861Please respect copyright.PENANA3WLg8LBLOD
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE861Please respect copyright.PENANAvP64mYxFFJ
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and861Please respect copyright.PENANAZMwjYGrndR
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE861Please respect copyright.PENANAKDMhzOCqna
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna861Please respect copyright.PENANAyz6w1aFbyu
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the861Please respect copyright.PENANAnZDtAADscY
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.861Please respect copyright.PENANA226a3l7WfY
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard861Please respect copyright.PENANAk6I63aBQ2l
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The861Please respect copyright.PENANAxRuVtRk7pb
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON861Please respect copyright.PENANAhGXdGClsHH
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE861Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ84FsHiE3
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your861Please respect copyright.PENANAbbYhw3YzYQ
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a861Please respect copyright.PENANAVccIA8TFik
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping861Please respect copyright.PENANAgyjq7bhMVz
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up861Please respect copyright.PENANAIVqd4zDj1l
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish861Please respect copyright.PENANAdmHUAhdfet
their plans.
BETELGEUSE861Please respect copyright.PENANAWSwVITpjOO
(to Bard)861Please respect copyright.PENANAdKa0JS8Qjo
See what you did? You set me up.861Please respect copyright.PENANALaj93L2HtK
You didn't tell me that I'd have to861Please respect copyright.PENANArRwX74NZux
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd861Please respect copyright.PENANA3sxz1a11JV
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which861Please respect copyright.PENANAiw5OCnp523
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's861Please respect copyright.PENANAYIYSxOZgpJ
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears861Please respect copyright.PENANAs6fdxPOGUZ
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.861Please respect copyright.PENANAEU9o0yXkXR
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD861Please respect copyright.PENANAvj0H6a2QgC
(offscreen)861Please respect copyright.PENANAKOaI1PmG14
You assholes. You can't catch a861Please respect copyright.PENANAbgESq817ME
ghost.
BETELGEUSE861Please respect copyright.PENANA3zFFmsEtTv
You fuckers. You put me in a861Please respect copyright.PENANAhdgb4sBHUA
vulnerable position when I was sure861Please respect copyright.PENANAzWuTCz7tW7
the Batman would be here. Now861Please respect copyright.PENANADJEtjSYg8g
you're all gonna get what's coming861Please respect copyright.PENANAwsQVTfRWsy
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins861Please respect copyright.PENANAIZaCBBkRcs
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall861Please respect copyright.PENANAWwHTdbbziz
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks861Please respect copyright.PENANAsXXciCXc9q
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder861Please respect copyright.PENANAojXJygSZFB
blades.
BATMAN861Please respect copyright.PENANACUryWPKpeF
(concious)861Please respect copyright.PENANAKpJVac00bJ
What are you gonna do to me? I861Please respect copyright.PENANA30oGr3VXBl
think you've committed murder, so861Please respect copyright.PENANAnh9G8H7vps
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the861Please respect copyright.PENANAYgW5bmWtbV
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his861Please respect copyright.PENANATlRyYJPrJr
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE861Please respect copyright.PENANAods7fpqq41
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do861Please respect copyright.PENANAMEr7yk853W
this.
BETELGEUSE861Please respect copyright.PENANAS9s95SusSA
I'm going to finish him!861Please respect copyright.PENANA8uhhfK3WFM
Constantine, I'm going to finish861Please respect copyright.PENANAIUE4ErkvgQ
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked861Please respect copyright.PENANALbGEpd1fR2
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER861Please respect copyright.PENANA5HGFD6xhig
(holds up his arm in861Please respect copyright.PENANAfTk9ayUi66
protest)861Please respect copyright.PENANAOvzIBslB6m
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He861Please respect copyright.PENANAXyPXkgzFrz
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with861Please respect copyright.PENANA7eZRP9c4XA
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's861Please respect copyright.PENANA24ntjHsqn9
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.861Please respect copyright.PENANAl6IDAWvGhz
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE861Please respect copyright.PENANA94qimMnyvp
He was mine, and I stole him from861Please respect copyright.PENANAbAlpfztsc1
you. He was my revenge. Now you861Please respect copyright.PENANAfNRGq3EPfA
will pay for your disobedience. He861Please respect copyright.PENANAPtEsIQNgq9
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is861Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5lLMQf89X
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he861Please respect copyright.PENANAV4l2ZCG9wM
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then861Please respect copyright.PENANAxaWlOT5wfH
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN861Please respect copyright.PENANAUoodTHisZp
(awake)861Please respect copyright.PENANAC7K85UU7s4
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his861Please respect copyright.PENANARnBhqmWrLS
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the861Please respect copyright.PENANA0suvBxfTcF
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is861Please respect copyright.PENANANk9CCZCdzL
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE861Please respect copyright.PENANAPDJ8RyCXum
You still have a chance. Let go of861Please respect copyright.PENANAvVJAj4sVbh
my hand. If you allow my hand to861Please respect copyright.PENANAR81szwySqD
come off of you, you will end up861Please respect copyright.PENANAE1uXSyA7vZ
just like your friend.861Please respect copyright.PENANAqhIpvh1I7g
(tries to pry the hand off861Please respect copyright.PENANApB0887m5TI
of his head)861Please respect copyright.PENANAkrnOYiiyoe
It can't be. No. No. He's still861Please respect copyright.PENANA7HTc49Rok4
alive!861Please respect copyright.PENANAU8Iw2Sm2mV
(falls to his knees)861Please respect copyright.PENANAx9tSpC46sd
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE861Please respect copyright.PENANAz6NgbOlrWs
(from a distance)861Please respect copyright.PENANA7eMhBnnhMa
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN861Please respect copyright.PENANAis0h7j43mp
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the861Please respect copyright.PENANAFSGimrbs0k
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN861Please respect copyright.PENANAgSYVuxZNum
(beat)861Please respect copyright.PENANAaiwksr1bJM
I can't get it. I can't pull it861Please respect copyright.PENANAPFURYeoYr2
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into861Please respect copyright.PENANAwxcDfH2hCi
the forest.
BETELGEUSE861Please respect copyright.PENANA74KFs2ciKf
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE861Please respect copyright.PENANAPtxTGgctmE
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the861Please respect copyright.PENANA2xYWMCKz4X
Batmobile.
BATMAN861Please respect copyright.PENANABdiuOBMPhe
(screams in pain)861Please respect copyright.PENANAQHJZU9twUG
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into861Please respect copyright.PENANAEe0HURCgeR
the forest.
BEATELAGE861Please respect copyright.PENANAM6mp96pdcK
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE861Please respect copyright.PENANA9F1SQtWJg4
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN861Please respect copyright.PENANA94sFdh7pg0
(is so weak he can barely861Please respect copyright.PENANAEUNJkntQ7C
stand)861Please respect copyright.PENANAjpu1mKd5nW
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into861Please respect copyright.PENANAHcRWlo1PHs
the forest.
BEATELAGE861Please respect copyright.PENANA8idx1cxsXB
(passionate)861Please respect copyright.PENANAp1Ouzk9B2d
Don't let them drag you off this861Please respect copyright.PENANAO1yyj09ht1
beat.
BETELGEUSE 861Please respect copyright.PENANA3JYN2XXcV8
(peers at the Batman)861Please respect copyright.PENANAt6A0ETP3Uu
Is that all? Do you really want to861Please respect copyright.PENANA7UAi0fqXXD
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 861Please respect copyright.PENANAxglyNkLWf2
(ashamed)861Please respect copyright.PENANA6uZDIVkBxx
Don't say it. Take a peek in the861Please respect copyright.PENANAWn5MeFxYPg
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,861Please respect copyright.PENANABb3wmjqmvM
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT861Please respect copyright.PENANAsDLcsxkWRu


