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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks438Please respect copyright.PENANANBvNOAt6MN
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead438Please respect copyright.PENANAitkJsfiF5f
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air438Please respect copyright.PENANAGdoV2M2YNb
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.438Please respect copyright.PENANADbh254mO7k
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead438Please respect copyright.PENANASxIcsqz35e
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a438Please respect copyright.PENANAhQT8PXlVXk
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old438Please respect copyright.PENANAds7K0dK7FX
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,438Please respect copyright.PENANApsoICyhcBu
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry438Please respect copyright.PENANAx8Gq4Ez3xX
voice:
BETELGEUSE438Please respect copyright.PENANAOWPkbtHQE9
Who are you? Are you bard? I just438Please respect copyright.PENANAvM9NDnmFdN
found my dead sex slaves, and now438Please respect copyright.PENANAnOYyOFYQGl
you're crawling up, disturbing my438Please respect copyright.PENANAcVkhzM0rzF
ritual.
BARD438Please respect copyright.PENANAZnTCC88mSH
And so you brought your flesh dildo438Please respect copyright.PENANA4RLASx9Z8z
too?
BETELGEUSE438Please respect copyright.PENANArQGLUusNOq
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD438Please respect copyright.PENANAyhWnXWsDIr
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE438Please respect copyright.PENANASiIhlYHBhL
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and438Please respect copyright.PENANAeYCkXDDQzQ
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE438Please respect copyright.PENANAkiYYymDIe8
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna438Please respect copyright.PENANAvGC8T5POSP
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the438Please respect copyright.PENANAyvTFoZ5igS
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.438Please respect copyright.PENANApcdrTpeb2A
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard438Please respect copyright.PENANAHbaoVqPlAM
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The438Please respect copyright.PENANAljwKNP1CKY
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON438Please respect copyright.PENANAgtIssRJ3rH
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE438Please respect copyright.PENANAPlFFR4Xn6N
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your438Please respect copyright.PENANAJql1mxAyvV
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a438Please respect copyright.PENANAnPmf8C6PDW
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping438Please respect copyright.PENANAJIu9YQiNqa
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up438Please respect copyright.PENANAxYbAHuOero
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish438Please respect copyright.PENANA1sICsmX7JV
their plans.
BETELGEUSE438Please respect copyright.PENANAA41QXi8n77
(to Bard)438Please respect copyright.PENANArXi8Ph0DSY
See what you did? You set me up.438Please respect copyright.PENANAt5xUS66gGX
You didn't tell me that I'd have to438Please respect copyright.PENANAg957bOF7oI
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd438Please respect copyright.PENANAIj2Rrp98j4
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which438Please respect copyright.PENANAgC2oXaHUz4
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's438Please respect copyright.PENANAfp4n2fNzVC
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears438Please respect copyright.PENANArNZxijQ5wQ
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.438Please respect copyright.PENANANZy18xco0f
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD438Please respect copyright.PENANAHJwCdWIpol
(offscreen)438Please respect copyright.PENANA2gdkG83uk4
You assholes. You can't catch a438Please respect copyright.PENANA3igQGiJfkl
ghost.
BETELGEUSE438Please respect copyright.PENANA8fTq0dFLOz
You fuckers. You put me in a438Please respect copyright.PENANAGIhrYzZ4Gh
vulnerable position when I was sure438Please respect copyright.PENANAaBxyWnZ5Mn
the Batman would be here. Now438Please respect copyright.PENANA2Zqyo7OENX
you're all gonna get what's coming438Please respect copyright.PENANA4DZRBcuOc7
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins438Please respect copyright.PENANATjR2PpxoPK
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall438Please respect copyright.PENANAEt9AKTtWl9
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks438Please respect copyright.PENANAxPzW8QvfZG
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder438Please respect copyright.PENANAS5lgWdEoiW
blades.
BATMAN438Please respect copyright.PENANAhcCEGxqn39
(concious)438Please respect copyright.PENANAPiD86fcnLf
What are you gonna do to me? I438Please respect copyright.PENANAsVqK5qXTBI
think you've committed murder, so438Please respect copyright.PENANAnvIgECnNVd
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the438Please respect copyright.PENANAsFLT55aKnX
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his438Please respect copyright.PENANALHJVyNKDOk
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE438Please respect copyright.PENANAW4HDVUTatb
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do438Please respect copyright.PENANATSlkUFehla
this.
BETELGEUSE438Please respect copyright.PENANAvbnnqJ9CWA
I'm going to finish him!438Please respect copyright.PENANAerHsVe8XtC
Constantine, I'm going to finish438Please respect copyright.PENANAEy8AVb0tTt
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked438Please respect copyright.PENANArR5WaQJ9li
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER438Please respect copyright.PENANAsCh3mOtfuG
(holds up his arm in438Please respect copyright.PENANAYumM3Z7Iaj
protest)438Please respect copyright.PENANAD5wANpmged
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He438Please respect copyright.PENANAKYYwKeswnz
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with438Please respect copyright.PENANAKpLbAYFEvA
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's438Please respect copyright.PENANAup0WzKL8mG
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.438Please respect copyright.PENANA5HntYkwadc
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE438Please respect copyright.PENANAbB9Gnua4Cg
He was mine, and I stole him from438Please respect copyright.PENANAZPdshQMQa1
you. He was my revenge. Now you438Please respect copyright.PENANA3m0NGfe38a
will pay for your disobedience. He438Please respect copyright.PENANAihAIirenC8
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is438Please respect copyright.PENANAdoWeCgek4J
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he438Please respect copyright.PENANADIiSIvZku7
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then438Please respect copyright.PENANAs1Ptrjv4OK
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN438Please respect copyright.PENANA7IbPEj0Sqw
(awake)438Please respect copyright.PENANAg47Pt0r4zc
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his438Please respect copyright.PENANAjggo6PKxeV
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the438Please respect copyright.PENANAFchdJG5Uxe
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is438Please respect copyright.PENANAWh9c7EiepU
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE438Please respect copyright.PENANA3ORQKYlGBw
You still have a chance. Let go of438Please respect copyright.PENANA9FMLugJAHg
my hand. If you allow my hand to438Please respect copyright.PENANA1RSbrcS18y
come off of you, you will end up438Please respect copyright.PENANAD3oIpdZw7o
just like your friend.438Please respect copyright.PENANAmD1IyEvWwY
(tries to pry the hand off438Please respect copyright.PENANAK5iK9bEOpb
of his head)438Please respect copyright.PENANAWdSzR7CIpt
It can't be. No. No. He's still438Please respect copyright.PENANAAW4nceGEdc
alive!438Please respect copyright.PENANACHKedBH8D3
(falls to his knees)438Please respect copyright.PENANAEAjXEQt9SG
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE438Please respect copyright.PENANA2pjGsVHmsB
(from a distance)438Please respect copyright.PENANA0N1vWKxJga
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN438Please respect copyright.PENANANdbuOKkT52
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the438Please respect copyright.PENANAE0qsgTf2g5
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN438Please respect copyright.PENANAGoDt9sf7i7
(beat)438Please respect copyright.PENANABmVg0oECiJ
I can't get it. I can't pull it438Please respect copyright.PENANA9B1a02eccx
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into438Please respect copyright.PENANAkv62Bo2bdN
the forest.
BETELGEUSE438Please respect copyright.PENANA5I2UwElkFN
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE438Please respect copyright.PENANACrU4XZaRur
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the438Please respect copyright.PENANA84s4lyxcvd
Batmobile.
BATMAN438Please respect copyright.PENANAFw9DVGxYpG
(screams in pain)438Please respect copyright.PENANApevzI70GwW
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into438Please respect copyright.PENANANzHsYiGxRM
the forest.
BEATELAGE438Please respect copyright.PENANAulGSf6l0dA
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE438Please respect copyright.PENANAEjTjq3Bp72
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN438Please respect copyright.PENANASrshBl9NxT
(is so weak he can barely438Please respect copyright.PENANAPIJQLgUfng
stand)438Please respect copyright.PENANAGIm0mKKWaL
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into438Please respect copyright.PENANAyHkMGy6uTG
the forest.
BEATELAGE438Please respect copyright.PENANAznVgMtfswj
(passionate)438Please respect copyright.PENANAUhDmUXcPaZ
Don't let them drag you off this438Please respect copyright.PENANAIUzx3KwsB5
beat.
BETELGEUSE 438Please respect copyright.PENANATmkAQG2KkC
(peers at the Batman)438Please respect copyright.PENANAW6uP81WOx0
Is that all? Do you really want to438Please respect copyright.PENANACU3doSQfqA
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 438Please respect copyright.PENANATNDmJERhoX
(ashamed)438Please respect copyright.PENANARca7i5DdKc
Don't say it. Take a peek in the438Please respect copyright.PENANAfT1eWUuQzZ
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,438Please respect copyright.PENANAaUzRMBvbgH
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT438Please respect copyright.PENANAwlJA9ztZwk