跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧530Please respect copyright.PENANADFjWBkbyNM
KP :沒錯530Please respect copyright.PENANAok6uS3kKEb
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?530Please respect copyright.PENANApNkZ7YMP4w
NPC :肯定有。530Please respect copyright.PENANA2TmcC8mfRY
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來530Please respect copyright.PENANAn3B9KaIx84
玩家:有多少條?530Please respect copyright.PENANAlhgclv3DaN
KP :嗯……530Please respect copyright.PENANAEzqEXnnFeQ
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)530Please respect copyright.PENANAH6iPU251kt
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。530Please respect copyright.PENANA4y2wEs02bW
(巧手失敗)530Please respect copyright.PENANAleQicZZqHm
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。530Please respect copyright.PENANAzcEMR4gKSs
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。530Please respect copyright.PENANAQxxRjGpKqh
(巧手成功)530Please respect copyright.PENANACGYkGedMMw
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?530Please respect copyright.PENANA9oogNnr8xo
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅530Please respect copyright.PENANALTkkMy4tsS
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?530Please respect copyright.PENANAgZP3aY0ip7
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲530Please respect copyright.PENANAyw3GoCX84U
我 :……530Please respect copyright.PENANAt0mrkItc1P
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……530Please respect copyright.PENANA7kH1cmhf01
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒530Please respect copyright.PENANARB3YeQ8ZPI
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving530Please respect copyright.PENANAcT9O9tWFux
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)530Please respect copyright.PENANAUiwQ2TpaJb
我 :roll 1d20 = 1530Please respect copyright.PENANAQxFl2vfZ3O
我角色:暴斃530Please respect copyright.PENANAdLa3avLXsB
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線530Please respect copyright.PENANA0Mr4lzUa7z
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?530Please respect copyright.PENANAGOmwWeYpkJ
全員:(望)530Please respect copyright.PENANAej5gKiQnaJ
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生530Please respect copyright.PENANAISRc9lyfNI
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個530Please respect copyright.PENANAoYsygi007H
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。530Please respect copyright.PENANAi705BU2NDT
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事530Please respect copyright.PENANAUXnkGCojvX
隊友A:我沒有印象530Please respect copyright.PENANABNuJzQdWPh
我 :(翻查Notes)530Please respect copyright.PENANA85cAUxQQf7
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)530Please respect copyright.PENANAdOcrBr15IK
DM:做個說服檢定530Please respect copyright.PENANAXYsc6xHLHV
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9530Please respect copyright.PENANAt6Enq06L9o
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……530Please respect copyright.PENANAs8RoKqYrwL
我 :但我的骰點不夠高530Please respect copyright.PENANALpATCS3lvC
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?530Please respect copyright.PENANATfTGHPh6tf
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧530Please respect copyright.PENANALvsFYPL0f2
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)530Please respect copyright.PENANA7bGjIeTir0
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?530Please respect copyright.PENANANG4IZEAE3B
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?530Please respect copyright.PENANAfAOSnzfBwa
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——530Please respect copyright.PENANA4hQRecBgxu
我 :蛤?全部?530Please respect copyright.PENANAFAq5zMYCZn
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。530Please respect copyright.PENANAVXRRj9bcVc
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!530Please respect copyright.PENANAPlmH7rKoWN
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!530Please respect copyright.PENANAmMVB8xt1K1
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!530Please respect copyright.PENANAfNjANtffFp
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?530Please respect copyright.PENANAwTUdHWQa3K
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?530Please respect copyright.PENANAwbjtQb5zVa
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance530Please respect copyright.PENANAN6uwKu1YeG
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!530Please respect copyright.PENANARW1dbtSx6A
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)530Please respect copyright.PENANAjBiClpg7Nw
(稍後)530Please respect copyright.PENANACEhfXEr7GR
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?530Please respect copyright.PENANAMrd79ATezO
我 :……530Please respect copyright.PENANA0u7FF5ZBsD
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)530Please respect copyright.PENANA3KquEYoKHM
我 :這個是530Please respect copyright.PENANAfY5RUaQ7y1
我 :混合隻揪。530Please respect copyright.PENANAOw6aWoQXsI
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動530Please respect copyright.PENANAQoAvWGc5ND
我 :唔好啊!!!!!530Please respect copyright.PENANAKkqWbeq0IJ
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》530Please respect copyright.PENANA43KnLkpAQL
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!530Please respect copyright.PENANAtcHvt5rglh
隊友: :(530Please respect copyright.PENANAsuP8c8Ap3l
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)530Please respect copyright.PENANAT6BoaBSEMM
我 :炮房530Please respect copyright.PENANAoz0zn1f8TB
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉530Please respect copyright.PENANASz7J9d6tQF
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?530Please respect copyright.PENANA2AaLci29ZE
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間530Please respect copyright.PENANA38Dvli6X7T
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!530Please respect copyright.PENANAzk9rdVUz7H
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?530Please respect copyright.PENANAqefdV2vVNe
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了530Please respect copyright.PENANAdrefmnDIlV
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」530Please respect copyright.PENANAl4L3RIESrw