跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧768Please respect copyright.PENANAibfissF7xw
KP :沒錯768Please respect copyright.PENANAo0PXVuebeE
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?768Please respect copyright.PENANAuPehTpTAzO
NPC :肯定有。768Please respect copyright.PENANA1NHLl2LTUm
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來768Please respect copyright.PENANAhgeMTg0bgA
玩家:有多少條?768Please respect copyright.PENANAGhjJnY3w5g
KP :嗯……768Please respect copyright.PENANA06hYe0b8KP
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)768Please respect copyright.PENANApRzqHRbcsD
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。768Please respect copyright.PENANAyCKbUWheTf
(巧手失敗)768Please respect copyright.PENANAD151Cmpu5D
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。768Please respect copyright.PENANAkFqEcl106s
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。768Please respect copyright.PENANAFyr1pOrJGS
(巧手成功)768Please respect copyright.PENANAfuEFrNNjB4
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?768Please respect copyright.PENANA0tDORBpXdR
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅768Please respect copyright.PENANAsass1M63L5
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?768Please respect copyright.PENANAmM7S5lPmzs
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲768Please respect copyright.PENANAPi2ZFzcSjf
我 :……768Please respect copyright.PENANAF5OiFNdP9N
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……768Please respect copyright.PENANANpgoQ8iHyA
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒768Please respect copyright.PENANADCVZdpR4Zg
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving768Please respect copyright.PENANAH7DlJzXqYR
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)768Please respect copyright.PENANAX9HHlaFblt
我 :roll 1d20 = 1768Please respect copyright.PENANAZmosByevLg
我角色:暴斃768Please respect copyright.PENANAUaplIzRItF
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線768Please respect copyright.PENANAen3HyvFBcI
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?768Please respect copyright.PENANAmVIx6R6MmA
全員:(望)768Please respect copyright.PENANAoCBnBUBEKZ
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生768Please respect copyright.PENANADjjN5PiJxf
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個768Please respect copyright.PENANAGj5sLNVU2i
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。768Please respect copyright.PENANA6A0Y4J0Dpy
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事768Please respect copyright.PENANAMNbEFRPnIT
隊友A:我沒有印象768Please respect copyright.PENANAhr4MX7KXhL
我 :(翻查Notes)768Please respect copyright.PENANAavCkMoiMQh
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)768Please respect copyright.PENANAMBzEXq5MEg
DM:做個說服檢定768Please respect copyright.PENANAFKfGbDNs7Y
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9768Please respect copyright.PENANAx9muYWGRDU
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……768Please respect copyright.PENANAKQobHLRveU
我 :但我的骰點不夠高768Please respect copyright.PENANAWwy6My6QPP
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?768Please respect copyright.PENANAoFDwp1FrIg
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧768Please respect copyright.PENANANhJTTccAZj
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)768Please respect copyright.PENANApvTgrTBBcC
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?768Please respect copyright.PENANAkQCfZFUTpO
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?768Please respect copyright.PENANAAqAsbeHw8L
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——768Please respect copyright.PENANAjjeSTZC9no
我 :蛤?全部?768Please respect copyright.PENANAVvzeEveiGp
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。768Please respect copyright.PENANAm0DpuYHLJD
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!768Please respect copyright.PENANAJLWh6tvU9k
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!768Please respect copyright.PENANAUeF07QyVtO
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!768Please respect copyright.PENANAmcs7jma0Rh
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?768Please respect copyright.PENANA4ayws3kHHz
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?768Please respect copyright.PENANA66Ez1zgDjm
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance768Please respect copyright.PENANAbMMKEm5Jda
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!768Please respect copyright.PENANAwIjGL8bKa9
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)768Please respect copyright.PENANAxzbuaLIPiK
(稍後)768Please respect copyright.PENANAE2sarKlyCt
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?768Please respect copyright.PENANAucoxinCyQm
我 :……768Please respect copyright.PENANA3pl2fcGRIg
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)768Please respect copyright.PENANA0i2RdTAQvA
我 :這個是768Please respect copyright.PENANAD11tKZ8OoH
我 :混合隻揪。768Please respect copyright.PENANAIMOhtKHkuG
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動768Please respect copyright.PENANANYcSn5Qei3
我 :唔好啊!!!!!768Please respect copyright.PENANANFyaRfZABJ
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》768Please respect copyright.PENANABBt2UXZHuY
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!768Please respect copyright.PENANA5A8jtTUIuA
隊友: :(768Please respect copyright.PENANACiKjj9nbET
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)768Please respect copyright.PENANAPJb1wX4wNF
我 :炮房768Please respect copyright.PENANAGNNsOe1wMF
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉768Please respect copyright.PENANAFkBNJ17xpk
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?768Please respect copyright.PENANArY9pL2XuSB
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間768Please respect copyright.PENANAOcQFhNszKR
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!768Please respect copyright.PENANAbw69Epxi5L
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?768Please respect copyright.PENANANeBLVyfofE
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了768Please respect copyright.PENANAMEpBmJfSeZ
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」
DM:你們的任務是在有限的動作內把箱子運送到指定地方768Please respect copyright.PENANApqTsT0yvqn
PL1 :我用「召喚動物」召喚出四隻猩猩幫忙768Please respect copyright.PENANA0yigs8fJNH
DM:……768Please respect copyright.PENANAOs6WqKjIfe
DM:(脫眼鏡抹眼鏡)768Please respect copyright.PENANAt7MTa8lUnL
DM:哪裡來的猴子
稍後
PL1 :我指揮大猩猩圍毆那個NPC768Please respect copyright.PENANA4VtSYwTBaK
DM:……那個NPC從此生涯多了個污點——768Please respect copyright.PENANARfJosCJmyV
DM:叫做「被猴子打了」768Please respect copyright.PENANAkGXtEK4nVK
DM:哪裡來的猴子……
我 :剛才他們說的事……你有什麼看法?768Please respect copyright.PENANAh7VWeXU8pt
獸人隊友:·_·768Please respect copyright.PENANAVGpU2mtmVr
獸人隊友:Waaagh!
(劇本出現了只有守序善良能裝備的神器)
DM :你們是什麼陣營?768Please respect copyright.PENANAe4Qet8IPhu
我 :混亂善良768Please respect copyright.PENANAZexOuSvybj
武僧:好像是中立善良768Please respect copyright.PENANAJPcQk65SIz
牧師:不記得,但我好像不太善良768Please respect copyright.PENANAKCWiTZOfTh
聖騎:我不記得有沒有設定……要先看看768Please respect copyright.PENANAnkXHTOF0M8
DM :不用看了768Please respect copyright.PENANAtjCbz87yBi
DM :你現在就是守序善良
DM:花園的芬芳有點像你們會在K11 Musea會嗅到的——768Please respect copyright.PENANAsjBYwrcNCn
我 :很臭。
DM : 在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——768Please respect copyright.PENANAX3UOfiMPOP
玩家:???????768Please respect copyright.PENANAu0dQziuft8
玩家:是阻止他失敗吧?768Please respect copyright.PENANAtZUPT25FX4
DM :哈哈哈哈哈哈總之呢——
玩家:領主來找冒險者幫手是嫌自己不夠多麻煩嗎?
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