跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧801Please respect copyright.PENANAjs3XZNSNIx
KP :沒錯801Please respect copyright.PENANAJcMZS39LBE
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?801Please respect copyright.PENANACPsu3DR166
NPC :肯定有。801Please respect copyright.PENANAfFflxaIZdT
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來801Please respect copyright.PENANAm4kBF5jh4b
玩家:有多少條?801Please respect copyright.PENANAwjfESZOBT0
KP :嗯……801Please respect copyright.PENANAXc98DeG2lu
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)801Please respect copyright.PENANARUPeJw0gK4
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。801Please respect copyright.PENANAt3SkD1ktg6
(巧手失敗)801Please respect copyright.PENANAKqy4E2qfqK
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。801Please respect copyright.PENANAyw11NPOidU
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。801Please respect copyright.PENANAao0AXHCkDw
(巧手成功)801Please respect copyright.PENANA5X3ru7wmc3
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?801Please respect copyright.PENANAZUOJby5HQt
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅801Please respect copyright.PENANAkb8bbUO4Nx
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?801Please respect copyright.PENANAVUMbyBmxEW
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲801Please respect copyright.PENANASyfNc99S2V
我 :……801Please respect copyright.PENANA9CAIXl4MmL
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……801Please respect copyright.PENANAxfm4p0FQr3
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒801Please respect copyright.PENANAuH1bxRxrfC
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving801Please respect copyright.PENANA4Qujn0iEAz
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)801Please respect copyright.PENANAgRwycoBJzo
我 :roll 1d20 = 1801Please respect copyright.PENANAsZIKM6TNnn
我角色:暴斃801Please respect copyright.PENANAqDknVCTyhp
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線801Please respect copyright.PENANApF9Q5nwwzZ
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?801Please respect copyright.PENANAhAFnjTYQZr
全員:(望)801Please respect copyright.PENANAG0zmYIYSCI
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生801Please respect copyright.PENANAq2yb6vgO02
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個801Please respect copyright.PENANATcJ7GSi2H3
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。801Please respect copyright.PENANAFTNFiKjt67
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事801Please respect copyright.PENANAT5LvFaIePU
隊友A:我沒有印象801Please respect copyright.PENANAySjJ3TYEaW
我 :(翻查Notes)801Please respect copyright.PENANAb8lIvJYwfd
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)801Please respect copyright.PENANAvKZnlzbEHZ
DM:做個說服檢定801Please respect copyright.PENANAmUoQTl7zIb
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9801Please respect copyright.PENANAMILTgEQC5n
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……801Please respect copyright.PENANA5GkY8kJhmX
我 :但我的骰點不夠高801Please respect copyright.PENANA27JIduPUV4
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?801Please respect copyright.PENANAXuIGxZUstm
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧801Please respect copyright.PENANAWg4vYguz0A
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)801Please respect copyright.PENANA1FRr44Lz91
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?801Please respect copyright.PENANAUqhLlt1biH
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?801Please respect copyright.PENANA48H5riqp7W
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——801Please respect copyright.PENANA3tdyE6OxNv
我 :蛤?全部?801Please respect copyright.PENANAiczEBLub4c
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。801Please respect copyright.PENANAmPZTfblr0k
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!801Please respect copyright.PENANAmXlzVDSkpN
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!801Please respect copyright.PENANAMgoP2rDcFT
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!801Please respect copyright.PENANAKfUUMO739j
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?801Please respect copyright.PENANAMIXWXLYy4H
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?801Please respect copyright.PENANAGPo6Oqd01q
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance801Please respect copyright.PENANANsjoRMWrK1
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!801Please respect copyright.PENANAkzHuvXdEks
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)801Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZuXcn8kdx
(稍後)801Please respect copyright.PENANA43pwCXp6ld
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?801Please respect copyright.PENANAoo7XOxUSLN
我 :……801Please respect copyright.PENANAI9D0BjGFuq
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)801Please respect copyright.PENANAuM1letq4x5
我 :這個是801Please respect copyright.PENANAxDTIXKdLAB
我 :混合隻揪。801Please respect copyright.PENANA6AwNLSvXuv
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動801Please respect copyright.PENANAN7ndomN8pa
我 :唔好啊!!!!!801Please respect copyright.PENANAYdGF0b17CL
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》801Please respect copyright.PENANAcPJk6rQcXg
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!801Please respect copyright.PENANA3vVWfsyVQ2
隊友: :(801Please respect copyright.PENANAGCsd6JHAHY
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)801Please respect copyright.PENANAv1TPDUZ6ke
我 :炮房801Please respect copyright.PENANASL5hpzdMVo
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉801Please respect copyright.PENANAPpu4d8PNCW
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?801Please respect copyright.PENANAIZopvcMb5G
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間801Please respect copyright.PENANAzv6oSQxjQB
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!801Please respect copyright.PENANAlZ1Ez14UG8
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?801Please respect copyright.PENANAuZDQqxkM83
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了801Please respect copyright.PENANAaDKWhn6fb8
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」
DM:你們的任務是在有限的動作內把箱子運送到指定地方801Please respect copyright.PENANA8PcaKJSjMi
PL1 :我用「召喚動物」召喚出四隻猩猩幫忙801Please respect copyright.PENANAk75JBkhl6H
DM:……801Please respect copyright.PENANAwCeei7PE38
DM:(脫眼鏡抹眼鏡)801Please respect copyright.PENANA3wrF28nb4W
DM:哪裡來的猴子
稍後
PL1 :我指揮大猩猩圍毆那個NPC801Please respect copyright.PENANA5M3PXKbfCa
DM:……那個NPC從此生涯多了個污點——801Please respect copyright.PENANABwMjPxbouo
DM:叫做「被猴子打了」801Please respect copyright.PENANAz60iZJZDxK
DM:哪裡來的猴子……
我 :剛才他們說的事……你有什麼看法?801Please respect copyright.PENANAIzRqv4jL4h
獸人隊友:·_·801Please respect copyright.PENANATTIoS69ZNZ
獸人隊友:Waaagh!
(劇本出現了只有守序善良能裝備的神器)
DM :你們是什麼陣營?801Please respect copyright.PENANAjbmG3lTvxR
我 :混亂善良801Please respect copyright.PENANAA1sViuOpy5
武僧:好像是中立善良801Please respect copyright.PENANAh23fhVdJdr
牧師:不記得,但我好像不太善良801Please respect copyright.PENANANf6uGYPbUe
聖騎:我不記得有沒有設定……要先看看801Please respect copyright.PENANAyiiFgjKtlJ
DM :不用看了801Please respect copyright.PENANAMFc1rTalxa
DM :你現在就是守序善良
DM:花園的芬芳有點像你們會在K11 Musea會嗅到的——801Please respect copyright.PENANAYtkvNc7Hnl
我 :很臭。
DM : 在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——801Please respect copyright.PENANAqcRGBsIPhm
玩家:???????801Please respect copyright.PENANAVukacRo2Fc
玩家:是阻止他失敗吧?801Please respect copyright.PENANAyY8pIUIali
DM :哈哈哈哈哈哈總之呢——
玩家:領主來找冒險者幫手是嫌自己不夠多麻煩嗎?
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