跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧522Please respect copyright.PENANAWtYPBS01Cs
KP :沒錯522Please respect copyright.PENANAsTHt7jYUH7
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?522Please respect copyright.PENANAUGMOkDKRza
NPC :肯定有。522Please respect copyright.PENANAAzNJCe2X2i
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來522Please respect copyright.PENANAC8sOX2zdND
玩家:有多少條?522Please respect copyright.PENANAENgVgpUNQi
KP :嗯……522Please respect copyright.PENANAuQqIetyf4O
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)522Please respect copyright.PENANAlzQt5ICPd9
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。522Please respect copyright.PENANAyEvuiGDDZ0
(巧手失敗)522Please respect copyright.PENANALulXa3kPMf
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。522Please respect copyright.PENANAc15v2SliLs
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。522Please respect copyright.PENANAJexDhEsG9q
(巧手成功)522Please respect copyright.PENANASLyk5bW5BQ
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?522Please respect copyright.PENANAHmfrKRhosq
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅522Please respect copyright.PENANA6eqJdFk18X
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?522Please respect copyright.PENANAzS2zWCbKU3
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲522Please respect copyright.PENANAlNHAvyPn2w
我 :……522Please respect copyright.PENANAuUqMxr1tmj
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……522Please respect copyright.PENANAnBiX3SYAHX
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒522Please respect copyright.PENANAYCIbJPrztX
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving522Please respect copyright.PENANAu0FcBlmzTL
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)522Please respect copyright.PENANA8s79nJh91Z
我 :roll 1d20 = 1522Please respect copyright.PENANAksGWFvcelP
我角色:暴斃522Please respect copyright.PENANAotj7U4AEex
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線522Please respect copyright.PENANAQj2H2sFp3q
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?522Please respect copyright.PENANAYHFtvFAK9F
全員:(望)522Please respect copyright.PENANA8O1KO5GPzw
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生522Please respect copyright.PENANAOegHMqhVXW
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個522Please respect copyright.PENANABZMikK60xb
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。522Please respect copyright.PENANAYO9hSxcar6
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事522Please respect copyright.PENANAxZJkT38uQw
隊友A:我沒有印象522Please respect copyright.PENANART9O0nE7bJ
我 :(翻查Notes)522Please respect copyright.PENANA3iX7H0qtlk
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)522Please respect copyright.PENANAdNFPD2xMKM
DM:做個說服檢定522Please respect copyright.PENANAkrMxthp40l
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9522Please respect copyright.PENANAHji7uGpo7q
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……522Please respect copyright.PENANA5Sr3tesKlt
我 :但我的骰點不夠高522Please respect copyright.PENANAx4ddngEFgd
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?522Please respect copyright.PENANArGLcC6BtKD
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧522Please respect copyright.PENANA47UorNncgb
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)522Please respect copyright.PENANAGrO6gWZ4rD
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?522Please respect copyright.PENANAIiQBhiFJBV
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?522Please respect copyright.PENANAKJhI8gY6fW
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——522Please respect copyright.PENANAnSGKVWkHkl
我 :蛤?全部?522Please respect copyright.PENANAAaPTAM7cz5
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。522Please respect copyright.PENANAYWbzLx6gAv
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!522Please respect copyright.PENANAhxMdd9sZ8Q
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!522Please respect copyright.PENANAK6M67gCjnK
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!522Please respect copyright.PENANAGTRkUHsCE9
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?522Please respect copyright.PENANAilei1pcL4s
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?522Please respect copyright.PENANAbKoFt5Lp4X
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance522Please respect copyright.PENANAodNbx6ZirU
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!522Please respect copyright.PENANA1P3Iko1p2U
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)522Please respect copyright.PENANApK2YhbLzLH
(稍後)522Please respect copyright.PENANAczPQiTnp4O
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?522Please respect copyright.PENANAiWPcHql0fI
我 :……522Please respect copyright.PENANAauc3w5JQx0
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)522Please respect copyright.PENANAzJGGyCRlhX
我 :這個是522Please respect copyright.PENANAFFWFnfiwj1
我 :混合隻揪。522Please respect copyright.PENANAT3B5Pp7zBW
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動522Please respect copyright.PENANAqWTNBnAdNi
我 :唔好啊!!!!!522Please respect copyright.PENANAebyfNom6bD
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》522Please respect copyright.PENANAxDQHaxfNqe
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!522Please respect copyright.PENANA8hGr5vKQ0T
隊友: :(522Please respect copyright.PENANAc58naAlNdq
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)522Please respect copyright.PENANAaiWtgGD2Xy
我 :炮房522Please respect copyright.PENANAr6xHm3XWKz
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉522Please respect copyright.PENANAf5N7TDepMQ
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?522Please respect copyright.PENANAYV0ZIxdZTh
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間522Please respect copyright.PENANAzoPki1dTv4
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!522Please respect copyright.PENANAM9F1U8h6MT
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?522Please respect copyright.PENANAngFi2Rc8VL
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了522Please respect copyright.PENANAdk6yeT5nyF
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」522Please respect copyright.PENANAGQEq7km4sp