跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧521Please respect copyright.PENANAnliZHYtLw0
KP :沒錯521Please respect copyright.PENANA2vboBaP1xh
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?521Please respect copyright.PENANAzoW0FjpCaM
NPC :肯定有。521Please respect copyright.PENANA3zok3fRD5Z
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來521Please respect copyright.PENANAji6VyKQFNm
玩家:有多少條?521Please respect copyright.PENANAolJuPsey9T
KP :嗯……521Please respect copyright.PENANA92gHCSYY2y
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)521Please respect copyright.PENANAusI1PfaBEI
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。521Please respect copyright.PENANABXb7uheFgW
(巧手失敗)521Please respect copyright.PENANADu758HyrZF
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。521Please respect copyright.PENANAerakev6q0w
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。521Please respect copyright.PENANANfUF8JhC2K
(巧手成功)521Please respect copyright.PENANArbe6bR0l9w
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?521Please respect copyright.PENANAwuFLXvsjdm
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅521Please respect copyright.PENANAwX0I2Zh39i
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?521Please respect copyright.PENANAFlBT4vNMuf
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲521Please respect copyright.PENANAA6k6XI8jZ3
我 :……521Please respect copyright.PENANAnNSm1Zggh0
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……521Please respect copyright.PENANAO6EtBSn8Ea
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒521Please respect copyright.PENANAqS2ghLeIAw
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving521Please respect copyright.PENANAnzuuvDxv07
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)521Please respect copyright.PENANAIwOGjuxFUT
我 :roll 1d20 = 1521Please respect copyright.PENANASvAMRBqhIk
我角色:暴斃521Please respect copyright.PENANALowfWPnbNZ
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線521Please respect copyright.PENANAdjApHxkC5V
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?521Please respect copyright.PENANAlePGlBGcWJ
全員:(望)521Please respect copyright.PENANAqvrxDatPQO
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生521Please respect copyright.PENANAF8DOm09oD1
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個521Please respect copyright.PENANASa1IqU5sbL
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。521Please respect copyright.PENANAbsQtnYoCzA
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事521Please respect copyright.PENANAXweiOD3Yfd
隊友A:我沒有印象521Please respect copyright.PENANAEYzUXf0hOJ
我 :(翻查Notes)521Please respect copyright.PENANA41v5lvYCCY
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)521Please respect copyright.PENANANl95wj6rGF
DM:做個說服檢定521Please respect copyright.PENANAAH7sjPOkU8
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9521Please respect copyright.PENANAlgl9taT0bB
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……521Please respect copyright.PENANAvouAQuE7hf
我 :但我的骰點不夠高521Please respect copyright.PENANAJdqmHQ102a
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?521Please respect copyright.PENANApkdDT8dQnT
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧521Please respect copyright.PENANAWIZG2SN1fw
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)521Please respect copyright.PENANAb5z28HM1E0
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?521Please respect copyright.PENANAKNG0Ra5yo5
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?521Please respect copyright.PENANAIKfRuVe4LB
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——521Please respect copyright.PENANAS4OsaNHOzL
我 :蛤?全部?521Please respect copyright.PENANARaJv3k3ov3
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。521Please respect copyright.PENANADoAKRag6Sv
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!521Please respect copyright.PENANAl4G82IcTKP
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!521Please respect copyright.PENANASmzLjCa6Cn
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!521Please respect copyright.PENANAsEMtAolbAE
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?521Please respect copyright.PENANAGjlR2Vfnw4
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?521Please respect copyright.PENANAuS3u25x2N7
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance521Please respect copyright.PENANAPnJ6jvJqW9
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!521Please respect copyright.PENANAe1WiFJOHBg
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)521Please respect copyright.PENANA1i1KfKTUWR
(稍後)521Please respect copyright.PENANA6WRYp8y3e4
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?521Please respect copyright.PENANADiQN29l5U9
我 :……521Please respect copyright.PENANA2nCYSegWD5
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)521Please respect copyright.PENANAdXOYdhuFIK
我 :這個是521Please respect copyright.PENANA8DSL3wlCDA
我 :混合隻揪。521Please respect copyright.PENANAEseVDlCR0V
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動521Please respect copyright.PENANASFtAeZqsvY
我 :唔好啊!!!!!521Please respect copyright.PENANAXx7jlpajcz
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》521Please respect copyright.PENANA1xwajsM2U4
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!521Please respect copyright.PENANAdXTLfkkhl1
隊友: :(521Please respect copyright.PENANAXKHlTx4DGz
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)521Please respect copyright.PENANAbnAYMWmxWO
我 :炮房521Please respect copyright.PENANAW38ghMQltP
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉521Please respect copyright.PENANAD6uvEK560Q
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?521Please respect copyright.PENANAj253aKyOPw
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間521Please respect copyright.PENANAOuejlgcwBx
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!521Please respect copyright.PENANA8n3Bdeog96
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?521Please respect copyright.PENANAahsAotTh5K
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了521Please respect copyright.PENANAv8oih0CjjD
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」521Please respect copyright.PENANALrY771d7rY