跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧529Please respect copyright.PENANAdk5T7uqHdn
KP :沒錯529Please respect copyright.PENANAkXwfbdEHak
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?529Please respect copyright.PENANAeUDgkb8LId
NPC :肯定有。529Please respect copyright.PENANAMisSSBE8Fv
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來529Please respect copyright.PENANAlM4QNmQF66
玩家:有多少條?529Please respect copyright.PENANAtxjxxCuYMr
KP :嗯……529Please respect copyright.PENANAg8kfquAmxL
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)529Please respect copyright.PENANAHppUtVzgtU
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。529Please respect copyright.PENANAD1VTQrCeBT
(巧手失敗)529Please respect copyright.PENANAISubuun5iR
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。529Please respect copyright.PENANAu4W2UdZQTg
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。529Please respect copyright.PENANASiR6dmc9tl
(巧手成功)529Please respect copyright.PENANAXvxuT6cfu8
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?529Please respect copyright.PENANAjioqzbcDzA
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅529Please respect copyright.PENANAhPSRMKQW5q
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?529Please respect copyright.PENANAPvnWthe57M
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲529Please respect copyright.PENANAJOmN9FhzKj
我 :……529Please respect copyright.PENANAuKUWa3kFX5
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……529Please respect copyright.PENANAPNudPa4nrH
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒529Please respect copyright.PENANAbfOBJYavG5
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving529Please respect copyright.PENANAlEALPtvdlh
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)529Please respect copyright.PENANACRzZrU7KP1
我 :roll 1d20 = 1529Please respect copyright.PENANAFyv9ihZa3h
我角色:暴斃529Please respect copyright.PENANAoW4SMSUy0S
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線529Please respect copyright.PENANA8SxOGYtRAX
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?529Please respect copyright.PENANAMWP66KZonG
全員:(望)529Please respect copyright.PENANAKMHfY8avfU
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生529Please respect copyright.PENANAKwtQVkSOuS
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個529Please respect copyright.PENANAZEUagz5JRS
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。529Please respect copyright.PENANA5ygj7VSvHO
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事529Please respect copyright.PENANAOx3KPmisLv
隊友A:我沒有印象529Please respect copyright.PENANAWLY9lCsuTX
我 :(翻查Notes)529Please respect copyright.PENANATPPWULWFlm
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)529Please respect copyright.PENANALTH2TMYKfl
DM:做個說服檢定529Please respect copyright.PENANAJBT89Ux89Z
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9529Please respect copyright.PENANAdaoxiknBtV
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……529Please respect copyright.PENANALU6fo5azKf
我 :但我的骰點不夠高529Please respect copyright.PENANAo4yVac1VwF
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?529Please respect copyright.PENANAatGmhHirS8
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧529Please respect copyright.PENANAnpQnP2WGyI
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)529Please respect copyright.PENANArBfipA9bSv
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?529Please respect copyright.PENANAgZ9u7Y7nUB
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?529Please respect copyright.PENANAUGlRMg2PfN
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——529Please respect copyright.PENANA9wM4AgloOn
我 :蛤?全部?529Please respect copyright.PENANAs3EUbAirQz
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。529Please respect copyright.PENANAeMnAsR4Gs9
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!529Please respect copyright.PENANAqVPoiXmaLl
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!529Please respect copyright.PENANAY5vJWGTuHu
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!529Please respect copyright.PENANAu2KL97p159
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?529Please respect copyright.PENANAJqm42R5Ge2
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?529Please respect copyright.PENANAVQdElWsdhB
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance529Please respect copyright.PENANAfX1uemnVBL
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!529Please respect copyright.PENANA7jgzvZeLi2
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)529Please respect copyright.PENANAzq4rUu1P2V
(稍後)529Please respect copyright.PENANA2JYx5dNG8i
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?529Please respect copyright.PENANAgGMLglYx6C
我 :……529Please respect copyright.PENANAkLf7P6IqvN
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)529Please respect copyright.PENANA6cZBNjpkD6
我 :這個是529Please respect copyright.PENANA3AwyUvENQ0
我 :混合隻揪。529Please respect copyright.PENANAIjkuHQEzuZ
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動529Please respect copyright.PENANArnvddoWBy4
我 :唔好啊!!!!!529Please respect copyright.PENANATrI8jRRmoI
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》529Please respect copyright.PENANAshmqa7GYdM
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!529Please respect copyright.PENANAUTzaG3jRRR
隊友: :(529Please respect copyright.PENANAIDbJqUKmJy
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)529Please respect copyright.PENANAOYKCTgOIHe
我 :炮房529Please respect copyright.PENANAMBFBtpX70E
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉529Please respect copyright.PENANAdIhKqdVQTs
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?529Please respect copyright.PENANALNlx8siXpm
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間529Please respect copyright.PENANArxeNdRJG17
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!529Please respect copyright.PENANAS0Tu5Q5shD
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?529Please respect copyright.PENANAeowM9rYVfp
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了529Please respect copyright.PENANAQsosolgM6w
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」529Please respect copyright.PENANAv67KQvIeYt