跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧539Please respect copyright.PENANA47siRJIhay
KP :沒錯539Please respect copyright.PENANA5OE1qg2V8n
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?539Please respect copyright.PENANAj84rbOAMfA
NPC :肯定有。539Please respect copyright.PENANAaTX4qhRA0L
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來539Please respect copyright.PENANAl9RKllpGQ5
玩家:有多少條?539Please respect copyright.PENANANuu3ww5uvr
KP :嗯……539Please respect copyright.PENANAKgMdUrqPI4
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)539Please respect copyright.PENANArcHgut2vog
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。539Please respect copyright.PENANADLoWD1x6Kd
(巧手失敗)539Please respect copyright.PENANAMyBdr0ZwBy
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。539Please respect copyright.PENANAFy7bG7wZLk
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。539Please respect copyright.PENANA2V6uPsAfBJ
(巧手成功)539Please respect copyright.PENANAx3ZpF5517K
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?539Please respect copyright.PENANA6cSSZi92hd
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅539Please respect copyright.PENANAsAUfU2TzqH
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?539Please respect copyright.PENANAgvIS2Gkg3P
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲539Please respect copyright.PENANA9VXuIXl0Yg
我 :……539Please respect copyright.PENANAiOC7R957wc
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……539Please respect copyright.PENANASUVjeFq1Gd
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒539Please respect copyright.PENANAb1qGPJnZnW
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving539Please respect copyright.PENANAwkAGmumYVH
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)539Please respect copyright.PENANArAYI9HOH7y
我 :roll 1d20 = 1539Please respect copyright.PENANAyATUCkTFQX
我角色:暴斃539Please respect copyright.PENANAQfqReL2xw4
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線539Please respect copyright.PENANAC52LnYnUdw
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?539Please respect copyright.PENANAnJXdPomhOz
全員:(望)539Please respect copyright.PENANAnQrvDaGVHL
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生539Please respect copyright.PENANA9jxc8eOKZD
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個539Please respect copyright.PENANAZt08aOImbA
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。539Please respect copyright.PENANA5FiqhoQOay
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事539Please respect copyright.PENANAAAoA0rkIKM
隊友A:我沒有印象539Please respect copyright.PENANAUXQEvd36Nc
我 :(翻查Notes)539Please respect copyright.PENANAggUJsXO9lD
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)539Please respect copyright.PENANA3BhAPQ2V5w
DM:做個說服檢定539Please respect copyright.PENANAaJzhBeaOcq
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9539Please respect copyright.PENANAg8BiScRlnB
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……539Please respect copyright.PENANAyhai5gdgW9
我 :但我的骰點不夠高539Please respect copyright.PENANA1b5Epki1p0
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?539Please respect copyright.PENANAYtL4ipT9SC
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧539Please respect copyright.PENANArMmhAwCZ92
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)539Please respect copyright.PENANAhK6SPfyV2M
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?539Please respect copyright.PENANAZKreIx6Wtj
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?539Please respect copyright.PENANAgc5P7jrT0e
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——539Please respect copyright.PENANAxVWdcBL7AA
我 :蛤?全部?539Please respect copyright.PENANAa8jA2cUBU9
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。539Please respect copyright.PENANAogxX8E5dgb
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!539Please respect copyright.PENANAi401eazwuc
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!539Please respect copyright.PENANAccvUKngN3M
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!539Please respect copyright.PENANA9WnmutIDA4
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?539Please respect copyright.PENANAB5atIhe8x9
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?539Please respect copyright.PENANArey7Y47J2r
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance539Please respect copyright.PENANAMjWB31Ek8K
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!539Please respect copyright.PENANAAUYXaMRzlt
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)539Please respect copyright.PENANAXJ0Cb7nyBm
(稍後)539Please respect copyright.PENANAwmFrIRDsqX
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?539Please respect copyright.PENANAJNF1g9N5yR
我 :……539Please respect copyright.PENANAwurfz1n6SH
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)539Please respect copyright.PENANAppssiR6eD2
我 :這個是539Please respect copyright.PENANAIpcbRdYduw
我 :混合隻揪。539Please respect copyright.PENANAsw2Lwyqqw4
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動539Please respect copyright.PENANAww5R8zldZm
我 :唔好啊!!!!!539Please respect copyright.PENANA9Q51nHXOpn
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》539Please respect copyright.PENANAkTmMMEdCjY
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!539Please respect copyright.PENANAI6K8SUPYTV
隊友: :(539Please respect copyright.PENANAtsfomcRDRJ
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)539Please respect copyright.PENANAgBG9YzAyQ6
我 :炮房539Please respect copyright.PENANA5WjQkjASp1
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉539Please respect copyright.PENANAkVjMho0Go2
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?539Please respect copyright.PENANAJvrXenSn40
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間539Please respect copyright.PENANAxvPvys9Zzs
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!539Please respect copyright.PENANAHWKCgNFiQZ
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?539Please respect copyright.PENANA7BB925nQlj
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了539Please respect copyright.PENANAq2z7TNENDK
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」539Please respect copyright.PENANA8Z5S6KrjbT