跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧875Please respect copyright.PENANApAJlaHyDEZ
KP :沒錯875Please respect copyright.PENANAwWAztRINp3
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?875Please respect copyright.PENANAOvVGosk1Bt
NPC :肯定有。875Please respect copyright.PENANA3uW45dJ6Tf
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來875Please respect copyright.PENANArkiHu0FHvi
玩家:有多少條?875Please respect copyright.PENANAqTSAnfiJY6
KP :嗯……875Please respect copyright.PENANAthWNwYQf3O
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)875Please respect copyright.PENANAgrvbIvzwIg
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。875Please respect copyright.PENANAtn68gclkCI
(巧手失敗)875Please respect copyright.PENANArlOyzyY8uG
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。875Please respect copyright.PENANA01IwZ8vUnO
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。875Please respect copyright.PENANADzOuCKbcwF
(巧手成功)875Please respect copyright.PENANAU5yzj8XmgL
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?875Please respect copyright.PENANALJg3M7pmgU
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅875Please respect copyright.PENANAaHxSptFnMJ
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?875Please respect copyright.PENANASobh44zpZp
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲875Please respect copyright.PENANAL9kcXBbFdS
我 :……875Please respect copyright.PENANA9nRIhHSgFJ
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……875Please respect copyright.PENANAvysW8KzIzq
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒875Please respect copyright.PENANAwvcD2UdvR3
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving875Please respect copyright.PENANAkVocJKMFt0
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)875Please respect copyright.PENANA6VkD3gaZgy
我 :roll 1d20 = 1875Please respect copyright.PENANA4Pw6TYsfAe
我角色:暴斃875Please respect copyright.PENANAXJXUzN1XWX
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線875Please respect copyright.PENANAyozSTUBh3d
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?875Please respect copyright.PENANAAcxYfCpws0
全員:(望)875Please respect copyright.PENANABKFCjxVCo6
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生875Please respect copyright.PENANApAdqnZJtwC
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個875Please respect copyright.PENANAGHKHrUgkjK
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。875Please respect copyright.PENANAGxhFMej1vD
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事875Please respect copyright.PENANARwKGTn76SO
隊友A:我沒有印象875Please respect copyright.PENANAYjA0dLcej1
隊友B:不是我875Please respect copyright.PENANA42OBvfyzYg
我 :(翻查Notes)875Please respect copyright.PENANAFRI1nG4TRb
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)875Please respect copyright.PENANANPYH5GLE0h
DM:做個說服檢定875Please respect copyright.PENANAWrGgaG6Ll2
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9875Please respect copyright.PENANAfPt3X1oPXK
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……875Please respect copyright.PENANAv3UpZN2R3f
我 :但我的骰點不夠高875Please respect copyright.PENANAEofvahb3DY
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?875Please respect copyright.PENANAJWd8F5MNCD
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧875Please respect copyright.PENANAEIbBf3rndm
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)875Please respect copyright.PENANA7I025IyqsZ
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?875Please respect copyright.PENANAo6ya8ZcFEj
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?875Please respect copyright.PENANAuMh2SP5ZLS
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——875Please respect copyright.PENANAlXLiUBd4jH
我 :蛤?全部?875Please respect copyright.PENANA5HyUXnYROY
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。875Please respect copyright.PENANARmHlqVV0DL
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!875Please respect copyright.PENANAL6KGqqS1d5
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!875Please respect copyright.PENANAHFvGz4JoIG
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!875Please respect copyright.PENANAmCl4STECv0
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?875Please respect copyright.PENANAjA0C73N8v9
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?875Please respect copyright.PENANA10GEw1a5MW
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance875Please respect copyright.PENANAYBAzSYSYkB
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!875Please respect copyright.PENANA2zhFKyQI6G
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)875Please respect copyright.PENANA4GhAXNN7Pl
(稍後)875Please respect copyright.PENANAqxU5KvrfuJ
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?875Please respect copyright.PENANARIVPX6gcKC
我 :……875Please respect copyright.PENANAiaikqxhXj4
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)875Please respect copyright.PENANAfgqpbj1wp1
我 :這個是875Please respect copyright.PENANA27iccsD70b
我 :混合隻揪。875Please respect copyright.PENANAPMFUdiolQx
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動875Please respect copyright.PENANA1JPtccnmId
我 :唔好啊!!!!!875Please respect copyright.PENANAiFZDcpDTQl
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》875Please respect copyright.PENANAafqQR51luP
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!875Please respect copyright.PENANA5vkBLGjiYs
隊友: :(875Please respect copyright.PENANA5rHXxjrhCI
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)875Please respect copyright.PENANART8OzzpGDt
我 :炮房875Please respect copyright.PENANAA3aruK4rdG
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉875Please respect copyright.PENANAIpxOBNWsGt
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?875Please respect copyright.PENANAcvr2QyqlZB
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間875Please respect copyright.PENANAZOySZmgbwI
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!875Please respect copyright.PENANApma8UmCBvd
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?875Please respect copyright.PENANAzvjCSsepPT
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了875Please respect copyright.PENANAIKfjTJ4ZTN
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」
DM:你們的任務是在有限的動作內把箱子運送到指定地方875Please respect copyright.PENANACOxCToapqx
PL1 :我用「召喚動物」召喚出四隻猩猩幫忙875Please respect copyright.PENANAkvhELOBPN6
DM:……875Please respect copyright.PENANAonlDu43pqw
DM:(脫眼鏡抹眼鏡)875Please respect copyright.PENANAXPNd1Ptkyn
DM:哪裡來的猴子
稍後
PL1 :我指揮大猩猩圍毆那個NPC875Please respect copyright.PENANAhkGXLE4H2k
DM:……那個NPC從此生涯多了個污點——875Please respect copyright.PENANAt2rkqqV2y4
DM:叫做「被猴子打了」875Please respect copyright.PENANA705bk4lQeo
DM:哪裡來的猴子……
我 :剛才他們說的事……你有什麼看法?875Please respect copyright.PENANAPeTl7o4G3B
獸人隊友:·_·875Please respect copyright.PENANAV0IzQfyVvT
獸人隊友:Waaagh!
(劇本出現了只有守序善良能裝備的神器)
DM :你們是什麼陣營?875Please respect copyright.PENANAr00Vd1qIxw
我 :混亂善良875Please respect copyright.PENANA3bPDIQdb1h
武僧:好像是中立善良875Please respect copyright.PENANA6PKi65wbWa
牧師:不記得,但我好像不太善良875Please respect copyright.PENANAMDaqPKvZcU
聖騎:我不記得有沒有設定……要先看看875Please respect copyright.PENANAsWcsRl2GXV
DM :不用看了875Please respect copyright.PENANABymyO3Kvj4
DM :你現在就是守序善良
DM:花園的芬芳有點像你們會在K11 Musea會嗅到的——875Please respect copyright.PENANAgw3y2opClQ
我 :很臭。
DM : 在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——875Please respect copyright.PENANAHTIjl2jSsy
玩家:???????875Please respect copyright.PENANAVAPhgNqGBj
玩家:是阻止他失敗吧?875Please respect copyright.PENANAnKfeTCSHXz
DM :哈哈哈哈哈哈總之呢,在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——
玩家:領主來找冒險者幫手是嫌自己不夠多麻煩嗎?
聖騎隊友:變態到這種程度的人非常罕見,這裡已經有一個(指著自己),應該不會有第二個
我 :我去XXX區(類似紅燈區)是去做正事的!875Please respect copyright.PENANAod4dZtcSPr
隊友:個個去紅燈區都說自己是去做正事的啦
(電器TRPG)
GM :雖然你們是電器,但也有自己的名字,請問你們叫做——875Please respect copyright.PENANAd3ef7VhNja
隊友 :蘇格蘭場非工業用國際線路自動溶雪十六嘩佬風油軚垂直升降連雷射彩色洗衣乾衣氣墊雪櫃875Please respect copyright.PENANA0OCAlHxBt0