跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧802Please respect copyright.PENANAJCmD4JOYcH
KP :沒錯802Please respect copyright.PENANACp8h5nFlZk
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?802Please respect copyright.PENANApCSYoHnLtf
NPC :肯定有。802Please respect copyright.PENANA4gjXZIQmU9
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來802Please respect copyright.PENANAHnvgiabTzx
玩家:有多少條?802Please respect copyright.PENANA9K1UlBWRWo
KP :嗯……802Please respect copyright.PENANATylCFHqCJR
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)802Please respect copyright.PENANAE0xct5tsLF
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。802Please respect copyright.PENANAvWk1BORs8T
(巧手失敗)802Please respect copyright.PENANAJBBdy9M7Q4
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。802Please respect copyright.PENANAy18IjXJgPE
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。802Please respect copyright.PENANAQmepe61hU4
(巧手成功)802Please respect copyright.PENANAbprmt2h6dw
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?802Please respect copyright.PENANAViaKxRsfl9
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅802Please respect copyright.PENANAeD3lDwOiMp
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?802Please respect copyright.PENANApsfeHCAtd3
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲802Please respect copyright.PENANANuVqsMKGQH
我 :……802Please respect copyright.PENANAMhKg426DJi
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……802Please respect copyright.PENANAp51iIr0qlf
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒802Please respect copyright.PENANA9QoL19Xx7s
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving802Please respect copyright.PENANARyX6O3usQ9
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)802Please respect copyright.PENANAOu4VX2haba
我 :roll 1d20 = 1802Please respect copyright.PENANAyFhMduvODb
我角色:暴斃802Please respect copyright.PENANAfP0i6Rg6VW
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線802Please respect copyright.PENANAhSsW18lkga
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?802Please respect copyright.PENANA3rBECN6KGT
全員:(望)802Please respect copyright.PENANAIJoSbZH70K
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生802Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0RJ1IOZCg
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個802Please respect copyright.PENANAUd1S4G1VBL
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。802Please respect copyright.PENANAkKPMKHonT7
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事802Please respect copyright.PENANAbblZNI9jQk
隊友A:我沒有印象802Please respect copyright.PENANAufFxyQhn2r
我 :(翻查Notes)802Please respect copyright.PENANAJSwxYCCscX
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)802Please respect copyright.PENANAMuOg7HwbNa
DM:做個說服檢定802Please respect copyright.PENANAd6R6XSuGbI
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9802Please respect copyright.PENANAMpkkxMwKDF
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……802Please respect copyright.PENANAWlV1GWWZJV
我 :但我的骰點不夠高802Please respect copyright.PENANA8AANO9wbK0
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?802Please respect copyright.PENANAkHmWC8nqml
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧802Please respect copyright.PENANAO6txQOCv59
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)802Please respect copyright.PENANA0cOB4jK11M
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?802Please respect copyright.PENANA6H4MCidDsb
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?802Please respect copyright.PENANAGxnO8Id8bT
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——802Please respect copyright.PENANAzxM9yn3jTg
我 :蛤?全部?802Please respect copyright.PENANAA4beQmITie
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。802Please respect copyright.PENANAuE9nMJpu5a
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!802Please respect copyright.PENANAUtoeSa9iPf
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!802Please respect copyright.PENANArrXvM1xKIo
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!802Please respect copyright.PENANA9P0UtcN0qc
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?802Please respect copyright.PENANAEgzgzmt7yA
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?802Please respect copyright.PENANAqc5l7J37kY
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance802Please respect copyright.PENANA5jynFIzrmT
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!802Please respect copyright.PENANA4DWAvUBkUM
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)802Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1jK1Vxd5X
(稍後)802Please respect copyright.PENANAbNoLzklDGA
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?802Please respect copyright.PENANATMf3JRo3G0
我 :……802Please respect copyright.PENANAmelziKEWVH
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)802Please respect copyright.PENANAEZPisolncN
我 :這個是802Please respect copyright.PENANAnuVdkE8mh9
我 :混合隻揪。802Please respect copyright.PENANAKonvGFWOwG
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動802Please respect copyright.PENANA2ADUgW2IlE
我 :唔好啊!!!!!802Please respect copyright.PENANAK1kitkaQnG
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》802Please respect copyright.PENANA8lzz3ItBqg
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!802Please respect copyright.PENANAqnTS7jctBY
隊友: :(802Please respect copyright.PENANAlxtlSHHp7U
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)802Please respect copyright.PENANASfxR5XyV90
我 :炮房802Please respect copyright.PENANArnEJPRyfh7
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉802Please respect copyright.PENANAW9ZLnakqG9
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?802Please respect copyright.PENANAmGN5fJJgGj
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間802Please respect copyright.PENANAeeOtdtirlh
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!802Please respect copyright.PENANAWJ21ShHSmL
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?802Please respect copyright.PENANAa30ojrhCFT
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了802Please respect copyright.PENANAhV00eHK4ll
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」
DM:你們的任務是在有限的動作內把箱子運送到指定地方802Please respect copyright.PENANA13cYSKWwlc
PL1 :我用「召喚動物」召喚出四隻猩猩幫忙802Please respect copyright.PENANA4ydPtgloeq
DM:……802Please respect copyright.PENANAXRjHqrFeRx
DM:(脫眼鏡抹眼鏡)802Please respect copyright.PENANASjmR4eXtlN
DM:哪裡來的猴子
稍後
PL1 :我指揮大猩猩圍毆那個NPC802Please respect copyright.PENANA73XuNgjrbN
DM:……那個NPC從此生涯多了個污點——802Please respect copyright.PENANAB4YvOh7cGm
DM:叫做「被猴子打了」802Please respect copyright.PENANArCUsYl4ufN
DM:哪裡來的猴子……
我 :剛才他們說的事……你有什麼看法?802Please respect copyright.PENANAh4lejnA321
獸人隊友:·_·802Please respect copyright.PENANAi0Gdabryl8
獸人隊友:Waaagh!
(劇本出現了只有守序善良能裝備的神器)
DM :你們是什麼陣營?802Please respect copyright.PENANAb2eDQL9mJ0
我 :混亂善良802Please respect copyright.PENANAaLSwRTTYmB
武僧:好像是中立善良802Please respect copyright.PENANAtUbliA3VCW
牧師:不記得,但我好像不太善良802Please respect copyright.PENANADMyUBjq79h
聖騎:我不記得有沒有設定……要先看看802Please respect copyright.PENANA9TLqD7ctg0
DM :不用看了802Please respect copyright.PENANAiEd3qtgMQw
DM :你現在就是守序善良
DM:花園的芬芳有點像你們會在K11 Musea會嗅到的——802Please respect copyright.PENANAAfkotq3wQj
我 :很臭。
DM : 在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——802Please respect copyright.PENANA1pmuL1JHZN
玩家:???????802Please respect copyright.PENANAewjQNv1WDb
玩家:是阻止他失敗吧?802Please respect copyright.PENANARr4MJUhLJB
DM :哈哈哈哈哈哈總之呢——
玩家:領主來找冒險者幫手是嫌自己不夠多麻煩嗎?
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