跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧771Please respect copyright.PENANAzkLAM7CVM4
KP :沒錯771Please respect copyright.PENANAItOscyq47Q
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?771Please respect copyright.PENANAWdccSxZ1iK
NPC :肯定有。771Please respect copyright.PENANAHSDzw2LDcE
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來771Please respect copyright.PENANArUID17nuAO
玩家:有多少條?771Please respect copyright.PENANAt4BKOVHrob
KP :嗯……771Please respect copyright.PENANAXLjo5Pn5zk
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)771Please respect copyright.PENANApJJ0rBbck1
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。771Please respect copyright.PENANAyWaqwSrdXo
(巧手失敗)771Please respect copyright.PENANAa0cQWUqZ3p
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。771Please respect copyright.PENANAMvklsya63Y
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。771Please respect copyright.PENANAfGaN2SCgDu
(巧手成功)771Please respect copyright.PENANAudwMQVybxr
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?771Please respect copyright.PENANAycq6mWksPA
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅771Please respect copyright.PENANAAPm5TSpGlC
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?771Please respect copyright.PENANA8mvXWl36sa
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲771Please respect copyright.PENANAWxr6mHPTX7
我 :……771Please respect copyright.PENANAk0oIFBeWqc
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……771Please respect copyright.PENANAJnOUsV14Jk
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒771Please respect copyright.PENANATNjhu7WEic
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving771Please respect copyright.PENANApa5P1HzcHl
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)771Please respect copyright.PENANA1W2PjXuGBF
我 :roll 1d20 = 1771Please respect copyright.PENANAZURFxWJm80
我角色:暴斃771Please respect copyright.PENANAwa9dR1mtxF
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線771Please respect copyright.PENANAuAWQjwvQTr
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?771Please respect copyright.PENANAGiNivisYT2
全員:(望)771Please respect copyright.PENANARtWe8jPt3k
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生771Please respect copyright.PENANAMS7b7w7xSS
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個771Please respect copyright.PENANAp4HVDpr4u3
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。771Please respect copyright.PENANAz5JY0G9nIY
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事771Please respect copyright.PENANA6oMHU1HDgp
隊友A:我沒有印象771Please respect copyright.PENANACRkehjeexS
我 :(翻查Notes)771Please respect copyright.PENANAH2VNioSMqI
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)771Please respect copyright.PENANA9dpXcrOAb3
DM:做個說服檢定771Please respect copyright.PENANA8waHhtEQEc
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9771Please respect copyright.PENANAROimbiFw1a
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……771Please respect copyright.PENANABVfixkeLBM
我 :但我的骰點不夠高771Please respect copyright.PENANAs8oPDt2x4O
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?771Please respect copyright.PENANAk3JKBYD9eJ
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧771Please respect copyright.PENANAXboqHnGvcT
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)771Please respect copyright.PENANAynOspA1L9V
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?771Please respect copyright.PENANA4SgCLquPbp
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?771Please respect copyright.PENANAQx8ucQIXcP
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——771Please respect copyright.PENANAmN1cddZC76
我 :蛤?全部?771Please respect copyright.PENANAU7yYRfBkG6
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。771Please respect copyright.PENANAN3BVY2N59q
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!771Please respect copyright.PENANAiXS0bNOzK3
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!771Please respect copyright.PENANAf9qMHDChl7
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!771Please respect copyright.PENANAuw491qMu6R
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?771Please respect copyright.PENANAogDaKeTs8v
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?771Please respect copyright.PENANASFGmwqZGP5
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance771Please respect copyright.PENANAl5v8YgF8qw
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!771Please respect copyright.PENANALoSI9rPTiB
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)771Please respect copyright.PENANAT8plHGnFUR
(稍後)771Please respect copyright.PENANA3bJiFocC8N
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?771Please respect copyright.PENANAvILR49B2Wj
我 :……771Please respect copyright.PENANAIEepBYE0vA
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)771Please respect copyright.PENANA7OUcDOIoAL
我 :這個是771Please respect copyright.PENANAhHvPht4fwF
我 :混合隻揪。771Please respect copyright.PENANAWyLxk43ADq
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動771Please respect copyright.PENANAciUZWKkPGh
我 :唔好啊!!!!!771Please respect copyright.PENANA7bfnBMlfZE
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》771Please respect copyright.PENANAIDnKoLFrr4
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!771Please respect copyright.PENANA7hnW7JgDKs
隊友: :(771Please respect copyright.PENANAmyPr5oDwVk
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)771Please respect copyright.PENANA9PfVsDBX3v
我 :炮房771Please respect copyright.PENANAbRJ3kSnAyM
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉771Please respect copyright.PENANAnx02ye85K1
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?771Please respect copyright.PENANAQrHWDvDBlX
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間771Please respect copyright.PENANAmwLrfD8eGL
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!771Please respect copyright.PENANAh2BFxPg0yB
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?771Please respect copyright.PENANA1TZh3hf72F
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了771Please respect copyright.PENANAGfVIeL89aW
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」
DM:你們的任務是在有限的動作內把箱子運送到指定地方771Please respect copyright.PENANArba5pFCv7K
PL1 :我用「召喚動物」召喚出四隻猩猩幫忙771Please respect copyright.PENANA0sOErMVin6
DM:……771Please respect copyright.PENANAEPeqkrmrjr
DM:(脫眼鏡抹眼鏡)771Please respect copyright.PENANADo0EEPFujC
DM:哪裡來的猴子
稍後
PL1 :我指揮大猩猩圍毆那個NPC771Please respect copyright.PENANAOl2NE84V8g
DM:……那個NPC從此生涯多了個污點——771Please respect copyright.PENANAkHmaEckyjy
DM:叫做「被猴子打了」771Please respect copyright.PENANAohnVKfyIa5
DM:哪裡來的猴子……
我 :剛才他們說的事……你有什麼看法?771Please respect copyright.PENANAn5KQvEIc2s
獸人隊友:·_·771Please respect copyright.PENANAGJysZhywI7
獸人隊友:Waaagh!
(劇本出現了只有守序善良能裝備的神器)
DM :你們是什麼陣營?771Please respect copyright.PENANAOtbj4dfAUw
我 :混亂善良771Please respect copyright.PENANApgdAV3kIXA
武僧:好像是中立善良771Please respect copyright.PENANAN3GBea9P9t
牧師:不記得,但我好像不太善良771Please respect copyright.PENANAtkXAL02ulW
聖騎:我不記得有沒有設定……要先看看771Please respect copyright.PENANAKjutmztFKY
DM :不用看了771Please respect copyright.PENANA8eWZL9cuw7
DM :你現在就是守序善良
DM:花園的芬芳有點像你們會在K11 Musea會嗅到的——771Please respect copyright.PENANAULjJk67vJR
我 :很臭。
DM : 在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——771Please respect copyright.PENANA1EpZ7u9wet
玩家:???????771Please respect copyright.PENANAj9EtHu6HuW
玩家:是阻止他失敗吧?771Please respect copyright.PENANABdHX2y7MjJ
DM :哈哈哈哈哈哈總之呢——
玩家:領主來找冒險者幫手是嫌自己不夠多麻煩嗎?
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