No Plagiarism!P5AJG7pncgOJKyD1oJNqposted on PENANA 「打攪?唔打攪,我最鍾意人打攪㗎喇,即管嚟打攪!」8964 copyright protection176PENANAxJkhdvXBKz 維尼
Martin無視阿Ming火一般嘅熱情,額頭好似印咗「見你前面憎你後面」一行字咁,氣場勁到阿Ming嘅嬉皮笑臉完全謝晒皮。8964 copyright protection176PENANAUabtz86o7r 維尼
唔似想「打攪」,似想「打」多啲。8964 copyright protection176PENANApYlmpNTgMQ 維尼
「就算佢請我食下午茶我都係咁講,」阿Ming暱喺我背後,「佢反常過Joyce嚟M!」8964 copyright protection176PENANAugEiXxDt1x 維尼
咁樣落去唔係辦法。為咗維持劇組嘅良好氣氛,我決定身先士卒。8964 copyright protection176PENANAaWL1jGfgqf 維尼
「咳,要唔要聽個笑話?」8964 copyright protection176PENANAg5EikHfgGf 維尼
見Martin表情鬆動咗小小,我呼喚出我嘅智能好友——「Siri,講個笑話嚟聽下?」180Please respect copyright.PENANAjIWqRVjpeo
8964 copyright protection176PENANAsXwhlyO4nL 維尼
Siri:「等我話你知點解個海係藍色啦,因為啲魚係入面『blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue...』」8964 copyright protection176PENANASNuDzrDKBw 維尼
⋯⋯8964 copyright protection176PENANAIq9DplAHVY 維尼
屌,點解Siri可以讀得咁搞笑!!!8964 copyright protection176PENANAL1FZkk0uJc 維尼
我笑到忍唔住標眼淚,好唔容易停低抖陣,死人Ming又無啦啦「Blue~」一聲,我直情笑到腰酸背痛,覺得呢世人就真係係咁先。8964 copyright protection176PENANAOzVp3i0k4B 維尼
「邊度有人講笑話自己笑咗先?」Martin無奈地拉我起身。8964 copyright protection176PENANAKSBBXSS2pc 維尼
「你係咪魚嚟?你啱啱都blue blue地。」講完我又忍唔住笑。8964 copyright protection176PENANAUmm4S1SSZs 維尼
Martin嘆嘆氣,只留低一句「算了無嘢」。8964 copyright protection176PENANAvQNmp4hk1N 維尼
根據我親愛的母親大人教落,無嘢即係有嘢。但佢唔願意講,我都唔想夾硬嚟。180Please respect copyright.PENANA2a6nh1WD68
8964 copyright protection176PENANAyHQq8LzSYQ 維尼
有無試過用筷子夾空氣?除非被嘢裝住,到你真係「見到」,如果唔係點夾都夾唔起。8964 copyright protection176PENANAabBcdpScSu 維尼
無耐外賣黎到,阿Ming睇中咗我啲薯角,眼見佢隻叉都就嚟篤到,點知聽到Martin一句「你做咩?」,佢就停低咗。8964 copyright protection176PENANALUF8xddfLL 維尼
阿Ming:「食薯角囉?」8964 copyright protection176PENANAwmSNtZUSwc 維尼
Martin:「唔得。」8964 copyright protection176PENANAl27J46Eenh 維尼
「點解唔得?」8964 copyright protection176PENANAS5H3Iq7U9x 維尼
Martin睇咗我一眼:180Please respect copyright.PENANAJuiTCxwYwZ
8964 copyright protection176PENANAofzhyPnVhz 維尼
「宜家疫情咁勁,唔好隨便同人share嘢食,瀨咗嘢點算?」8964 copyright protection176PENANAA73lFYeIHt 維尼
哇,點講呢。180Please respect copyright.PENANAXGowXrM5iP
8964 copyright protection176PENANA0FEj51G30b 維尼
呢句野好似有啲耳熟。8964 copyright protection176PENANAtfEn8szead 維尼
180Please respect copyright.PENANA25Dkk4LLsC
8964 copyright protection176PENANA7OjN1aZPii 維尼
180Please respect copyright.PENANAnAo6JGfHOn
8964 copyright protection176PENANA4XGYwBKNOq 維尼
180Please respect copyright.PENANAc0tKwTWnbq
8964 copyright protection176PENANAyMTF7jqYOa 維尼
172.69.58.143
ns 172.69.58.143da2